The thing about my pen fairy friend

".."

The voice of the man who appeared out of nowhere seemed to be choked up, and then fell silent.

After three seconds.

"I thought who it was, the co-author was a descendant of Lao Tzu. Is that how you talk to your ancestors?"

"Ancestor? Pretending to be a member of the royal family deserves death, do you know?" The ghost boss said directly, "It's been so many years, and the bones of the ancestor have turned into scum, can you have a sense of time when you pretend to be an identity? !"

".."

"A group of unfilial descendants!"

The man was so choked by the ghost boss that he simply showed his figure.

A man wearing battle-damaged armor, squatting next to the box, with a scar between his brows, a handsome man with a slightly evil look.

Tomb owner: ".."

Ghost Boss: ".."

The owner of the tomb and the ghost boss looked up at the same time and thought for a while, comparing the appearance of the man in front of them with the portrait of the royal family they are very familiar with..

".."

"Oh, so it's the ancestor, long time no see, how are you?" the owner of the tomb asked calmly.

The ghost boss shrank back silently. He choked on the head of the founding ancestor, so he pretended not to exist.

Tang Guan and Mo Xieie looked at the calm owner of the tomb, and then at the ghost boss who had shrunk into a ball, thinking that this is probably why the owner of the tomb is the emperor, at least they are calm when encountering embarrassing things Very stable.

As long as he is calm enough, it is impossible for that embarrassment to catch up with him.

"How many generations have you been here? Have you forgotten the last words I left? Why did you bring strange people into the underground palace... These are all your love or something, I said, Huaxin will be unlucky sooner or later , you two have found so many?"

When the founding emperor thought about it, he was obviously a very imposing man, but at this moment he seemed to be no different from the eight aunts and six old women in the village.

The owner of the tomb hugged Tang Guan's waist and said affirmatively, "This is the one for me."

Tang agency: ".."

For the sake of your elders, I won't bother with you and make you lose face in front of your elders.

Look back and see how I tear you apart.

#The mouth says no, but the body is very honest.JPG#

Founding Emperor: ".."

The founding emperor looked at Ghost Boss, Mo Xie and others.

Mo Xieie, who had already landed on the ground and was stomping jio slightly, was stunned for a moment, then silently pulled the corner of Fu Shi's clothes and moved it to the side, so that he and the ghost boss had a distance enough to identify their identities.

That means: My best friend and I are in the same group, and have nothing to do with the ghost boss-please don’t mistake us for the same group——

#精石精明#

#Submerged Combination Indestructible#

Ghost Boss: ".."

The ghost boss continued to silently recite the Tao Te Ching that lacked words and sentences.

I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all.

The founding emperor glanced at the ghost boss twice, and said with a sneer, "I thought you were a king, but it turned out to be an embroidered pillow. It's really useless."

Ghost Boss: ".."

Forbearance, hold back.

This is the ancestor, this is the ancestor who founded the country, hold back, Amitabha Buddha is blessed with immeasurable heavenly deity, you can't argue with him, you can't argue with him, he is a prince with excellent tutoring, how can you quarrel with the ancestor, calm down...

#As long as I can bear it, the strange ridicule can't catch up with me#

"So, what are you taking them to the underground palace for?" The Founding Emperor glanced at Fu Shi, then at the owner of the tomb, asking as if he didn't know anything.

The owner of the tomb: "Someone came to pick up the things in custody, so I naturally have to take him down to the underground palace, otherwise? Do you think I will come to the underground palace for no reason? It's so far away from my bedroom. I'm too full to eat. Run here to digest food?"

"With this time, I would rather deepen my relationship with my queen."

Everyone: ".."

Mo Xie looked at the owner of the tomb with admiration. He was indeed the emperor in his lifetime. Look, even his own ancestors dared to hate him.

Fu Shi glanced at the owner of the tomb, and the corners of his mouth deepened slightly.

".."

"Heh, that's how you talk to your ancestors? Return to the queen, how can this look like a bean sprout be a queen?"

The founding emperor was not happy, and he didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. He ignored the first sentence of the owner of the tomb, but rambled on: "I have such a high aesthetic, how can I have a descendant like you who is seriously lacking in aesthetics?" , I don’t agree, I definitely won’t agree.”

The owner of the tomb: "Who doesn't know about you and the founder of the country? You have a high aesthetic and are powerful, so why have you guarded here for so many years not to be reborn? Wake up, how can you be an old ancestor who is still single at the end of his life?" Have the courage to say mine."

Founding Emperor: ".."

Grass.

The current juniors are really one by one who can't speak.

Mo Xie and Tang Guan stretched their ears silently: This, this is the aroma of melons!

Fu Shi was not in a hurry, but stood aside with his sleeves folded, also waiting to eat melons.

#This world, after all, is the world of 猹#

The ghost boss was dumbfounded: "What's the matter, don't play charades, bring me one! Are we still a family?"

The owner of the tomb and the founding emperor glanced at the ghost boss at the same time, and then looked away at the same time, which means: after confirming the eyes, you have been removed from the group chat of the loving family.

Ghost Boss: ".."

I feel targeted, and I have good evidence.

"I can understand if one becomes a ghost, but I can't understand if the other becomes a zombie."

The founding emperor squatted next to the box, without moving his position at all, as if to prevent someone from coming to snatch it, and said, "After all, he is also a member of the royal family, protected by the local dragon energy, so that the emperor will not enter the reincarnation after death and directly become stiff. Kid, what did you do to be punished so severely by God?"

Mo Xie and Tang Guan looked at the owner of the tomb. Tang Guan might not understand it so clearly, but Mo Xie, the little celestial master, still knew.

It's just that he couldn't see the line of cause and effect on the other party, let alone the evil on the other party's body, which meant that either his academic skills were not good, or the owner of the tomb was stiff because of special circumstances-he was recognized by heaven, but he wanted to A kind of punishment.

This situation has become so stiff, and the reason for this is that only the owner of the tomb knows, and no one else knows.

Tomb owner: ".."

"Oh, actually nothing major happened." The owner of the tomb nodded calmly, "I just slaughtered our relatives."

".."

Don't use such a plain tone to say such uncommon things, okay?

Mo Xie silently hugged his best friend's arm, thinking about being disrespectful and disrespectful, it is true that a mountain is higher than a mountain, he is worthy of being an emperor, and such an uncommon thing comes from his mouth with his own self What about flat buffs?

Fu Shi smiled and stroked Mo Xie's curly hair.

"I am the last emperor of our family, and there will be other dynasties in the future, and I handed it over myself."

The tone of the owner of the tomb was still so calm, "Ancestor, you didn't leave any blood yourself, and you cheated the second generation of emperor from your own brothers. After that, there are very few who can pass on from father to son. After all, we all have Learn from everything, the national teacher and the emperor are simply the best match, aren't they?"

"Between my generation, the blood of the royal family is sparse, and Chang Le and the Empress left too early. I don't expect people in the royal family to expand their territory, but they can't even be successful kings."

"Memorials, documents, and major affairs in the world can't be handled well. Eat, drink, have fun, search for people's fat and people's anointing, one by one is better than one."

The owner of the tomb looked at the founding emperor, and said slowly: "I found a very talented child to raise by my side, but all of them have a higher heart than the sky, and their lives are thinner than paper, thinking of rebelling in the name of royal blood that cannot be tarnished." .”

"If they become emperors, only the world will suffer."

"Since it is said that the bloodline is not allowed to be tarnished, then let the bloodline disappear directly. Anyway, the ancestor, you and your brother used to be mud legs, so it doesn't matter."

"There are 37 members of the royal family, none of them will stay."

"After I die, the bloodline of our family will be completely cut off, but you, the ancestor, made an appointment with the first generation of the national teacher to say that your descendants will guard this place. When I sacrificed to the heavens, I also admitted to the heavens, so I will not change. Become stiff, what else can it become?"

"For thousands of years, if the agreement between you and the first national teacher is not completed, I will never die."

"This is also my punishment for slaughtering the members of the royal family. If you don't leave this tomb, you won't enter reincarnation. Just spend your time here." The tone of the tomb owner was still very flat, "Old ancestor, do you have any questions? "

Founding Emperor: ".."

The founding emperor fell silent.

After a long time.

"you hate me?"

"What do you hate? Every emperor enters the imperial mausoleum willingly. Didn't the first master of the state say that if we guard the tomb with our bodies, it is equivalent to subduing the world. What's wrong with the weather." The owner of the tomb shook his head, "We just I think you are really not good at chasing others, unlike us, you just start when you see it."

"Especially me, the queen and I have engraved our names on the marriage stone, bound forever, this is something you can't even dream of when you sleep at night?"

".."

This descendant is really annoying.

The founding emperor said bitterly: "You are not reincarnated, but the person you like will be reincarnated. If you are small, you will become resentful, and the appearance, temper, and even personality of the reincarnated person will change. Is it really the person you like?"

#Bachelor's resentment should not be underestimated#

"Is it important?"

"Isn't it important!"

"I don't think it's important." The owner of the tomb shook his head calmly, "I don't know what happened to others, but I have been dead for two or three hundred years, and I have never stepped out of the imperial mausoleum, so the initiative has never been with me, I just It's all about waiting."

"Wait for one year, wait for two years, wait for three years, wait for a hundred years."

"What I'm waiting for is not the skin of the national teacher, but the soul of the national teacher."

"It doesn't matter whether it's beautiful or ugly, smart or not, simple and evil, the soul is still the same soul, and most importantly, he came to find me, do you understand what it means?"

The owner of the tomb showed a slightly smug smile towards the founding emperor, "It means that no matter what kind of reincarnation he is, he remembers the agreement with me in his soul, and he is looking for me in the dark."

"Forget it, old ancestor, you won't understand. After all, you are a person who didn't touch the hands of the first generation of the national teacher until the end. You are not me and the queen of the agency. You won't understand."

".."

Tang Guan thought in a trance, could it be that he has no date or anything, and is extremely bored with love affairs, is it really because he is bound to this guy?

Is it possible that the previous self was blind? Why was he bound to such a pervert with a lot of flirtatious talk? !

#I don’t have to say that about myself#

Founding Emperor: ".."

The founding emperor gritted his teeth.

This offspring is really unpleasant.

The founding emperor didn't want to look at the owner of the tomb any more. He felt so bad, so he looked at Mo Xie, who was holding melons and gnawed madly. Standing beside Fu Shi, who seemed to be eating melons quietly, squinted After waiting for two seconds, he said: "What is Tao?"

".."

Mo Xie threw melons and flew onto Fu Shi's body, "Calm down my best friend, the other party is already a ghost, there is no need to lift his skull and raise his ashes!"

Fu Shi smiled and shook his head.

The owner of the tomb said at first that he would still be angry, but now that he heard it, he was not angry anymore.

Because this is just a "password" for them, and they will not understand what this question means to him, let alone know this question, even if Laolai Jiao Luohu and his concubine come, they will not understand it. Will ask him directly.

Those who don't know are fearless, and those who don't know are innocent.

He is in a good mood today, and he doesn't plan to argue with them anymore.

"After waiting for so many years, have you lost your way or something? Your sense of direction is not good. You only found it after our royal family was wiped out and turned into history."

The founding emperor opened the mic towards Fu Shi. He said it simply, but in fact he was very clear in his heart. The first time he saw Fu Shi, he knew that this guy was the one he was waiting for. Why?

In fact, there is no reason.

[This question is a general question, but you remember, that person is wearing a black robe, with a black veil covering his face, and he is tall. When he comes, he will naturally know how to take this thing away. 】

[If it weren't for something like this to enter the underground palace and directly activate the formation, it would be better to have the jade broken than to be completely destroyed. 】

This is something only the founding emperor knows, and this is the reason why he has stayed here for many years and never left.

He is the last and the real tomb-slayer.

"I promised Yuyu, and now my merits and virtues have been fulfilled." The founding emperor sighed, "Come on, just take it away, I can finally go to Huangquan Road to find Yuyu, I don't know he waited for me so much After so many years, is there any impatience for waiting?"

Float: ".."

Fu Shi looked at the founding emperor for a while, and the corners of his mouth deepened, "Don't worry, I... Bixian asks you, who asked you to guard here? Do you know what you are guarding?"

"It was Yuyu's master who asked me to guard here. Oh, Yuyu is the first generation of the national teacher. I don't know what I am guarding, but it should be very important. Yuyu's master said that if it is released, the world will be in chaos. "

Float: ".."

Fu Shi suddenly appeared directly in front of the first emperor, stretched out a finger and pointed at the center of the opponent's eyebrows—as expected, the "master" in the memory of the founding emperor was a mass of air with no form at all.

.. This small world is really getting more and more interesting.

Fu Shi stopped thinking deeply, but withdrew his fingers, folded his sleeves and walked to the box, looked at it with a sideways smile, as if he was thinking about something.

Under Fu Shi's watchful eyes, the box, which had never been moved, trembled, as if something wanted to rush out of it and escape.

Mo Xie from a distance looked at Fu Shi and the box, and showed a smile full of joy that he didn't know.

My dear friend, it seems very happy.

"Long time no see."

Fu Shi first greeted the box very politely, and then when everyone thought "Hey, so polite, could it be an old acquaintance", he said again: "Do you know cockroaches? You probably don't I know, but Ben... the pen fairy wants to say, you are really no different from a cockroach."

"Of course, it's just my pen fairy's personal thoughts. If someone in the family knows about it, they will probably scold me even more than this pen fairy."

The box vibrated wildly.

Fu Shi shook his head, put his hands on the box, the box stopped shaking instantly, and the surrounding iron chains also slid down like snakes.

"One, two, three, four.. seven dollars?"

Fu Shi shook his head, "You're really good at it, but it doesn't matter, I don't have much time, so let's spend it slowly."

"It's not the same now as it was before. Kid Juanjuan is right, the one who is left is king, and it will always take me so long to find you all."

Pull out the radish and bring out the mud. Now that one piece has been found, and Dao can no longer disperse itself, the other pieces must all be hidden in this small world.

This time, you should completely dissipate, just like Hongmeng, dissipating into a way that he never went back, and he couldn't go back.

This is fair.

Fu Shi put the box in his sleeve, and his mood at this time was mixed.

He was glad to have found a fragment, but again, he hadn't recalled the past for a long time.

".."

Mo Xie rushed over, grabbed Fu Shi's sleeve and poked his head inside, only to find that there was nothing inside, then shook his head and said, "My dear friend, is this the legendary universe in the sleeve?"

Fu Shi laughed: "Almost."

"Then you are really not mean!" Mo Xie said sonorously, "I knew you would do this, and when we go on missions on weekdays, what do I need to pack lightly? I must stuff all the pillows we sleep in of!"

".."

The mixed mood suddenly stretched out jio, and kicked away half of the bad with one jio.

Fu Shi's mood suddenly improved.

then.

"It's as simple as taking it away. I've been guarding it for so many years, it's really lonely." The founding emperor sighed deeply, thinking about it, he almost forgot how much he squatted here. years.

Now that he suddenly didn't have to squat, why did he feel a little bit lonely.

".."

"I also want to ask, why do you feel that you are the only one guarding the tomb in the underground palace?"

Fu Shi's mood improved now, so he was naturally willing to take care of the founding emperor who had guarded the fragments of the road for many years and was still somewhat useful.

Everyone: ".."

The Ghost Boss, who wanted to say something, turned off the microphone directly, and Tang Guan, who wanted to scratch the owner of the tomb, squatted in such a standard way—a special posture for eating melons.

The owner of the tomb shook his head when he saw that Boss Ghost and Brother Tang Guan were waiting to eat melons.

This is how I used to eat melons from courtiers’ homes in the palace, but now I still look like this when I eat melons from my own family. Is the melon so delicious?

#It’s not a secret, it’s delicious#

The author says:

Look, I didn't lie to you, I don't have a knife - trust me -

Good night--