The thing about my pen fairy friend

Fu Shi's sarcasm skill was at full level, Zhuge Baili thought he couldn't quarrel with him, and he didn't want to quarrel with the inhuman pen fairy, so he just twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "They're all our own, so there's no need to be like this. "

Mo Xie is a member of the Tianji lineage, and the Tianji lineage is also cultivating Taoism, and those who were ridiculed at the scene are also cultivating Taoism, and you and Mo Xie are bound, rounding up is your own, it is not impossible, it is really impossible to attack One of our own, brother!

This eloquence is really killing without blood.

".."

Humans don't always like to hear the truth.

Fu Shi thought lightly, obviously he was convincing, because as long as he cultivates the Tao, he must pass the test of the demon, and the mentality is not good. Selfishness, conspiracy and treachery are the most favorite food of the demon, and the purer it is, the more it will be. The more demons it attracts, the more it will eventually be eaten away.

If you stop in time, you still have your life, but if you force yourself to go forward, you will die.

#On the different understandings of good words and persuasion#

"These are not important, the important thing is—brother, brother, the murder case that I picked up before, the culprit has a clue!" The policemen waved their enthusiastic paws, "I have information! I have information! I have a lot of information!"

".."

What is your own family, this is called your own family! !

The officials who forcibly dispersed the team of monks and surrounded Mo Xie, and the public officials who asked about his health and almost beat his legs showed an extremely arrogant smile at the Taoists, which meant: see, Shi Hammered, your own people will never harm your own people!

Monks: ".."

Don't thank you scumbag!You have no heart!You have no heart! !You actually demolished our platform!

Wrong payment, after all, everything is wrong payment!

"What's the big deal, Mo Xie just fulfilled the obligations of a citizen of the Rabbit Country, that's all? This is also worthy of the pride of some ignorant guys? Hmph, people only talk to their fellow citizens after all. It's for people." Some ascetics use what seems to be a very low voice, but in fact, anyone who is not deaf can hear the sound of yin and yang.

The other ascetics nodded frantically, saying that fellow Taoist, what you said is good, what you said is really good!If you can say it, just say more!

Zhuge Baili: ".."

Public officials: ".."

Is this still cultivating? !What kind of Taoism did they practice?Is Yin and Yang strange?

"Yoyo, why is the air full of sourness tonight? That's right, as the so-called abandoning the dark and turning to the bright, some of the dark is abandoned, so you can't be angry like a puffer fish—" A public official also said in a seemingly low voice. , In fact, he almost spoke with the voice of a loudspeaker.

Zhuge Baili: ".."

Monks: ".."

Just return to public office?What kind of public officials are you working for? Are you a public office that is neither yin nor yang?

Whether it is bearable or unbearable, this bullying has reached the door of the house!

Ascetics and public officials have started to fight online because each other cares about face and identity.

Therefore, everyone's confrontation is all the kind of words that do not contain vulgar words, but after listening carefully, there is not a single word that does not contain vulgar meaning.

To put it simply, the Chinese teacher was ecstatic after hearing it, the kind who felt that he had finally won in the cultural class.

Zhuge Baili looked at Mo Xiehe and Fu Shi who were holding melons who were already standing aside, and heaved a deep sigh.

All of them were very serious, serious and reliable existences, but unfortunately, they met Mo Xie, a monster, and turned into sand sculptures collectively.

..Thank you, you are really a virus, a bug in the human race.

The warehouse on this side is bustling with open and dark shows, while on the other side.

Consonance City?on a certain road.

"Although you don't have to wait for the traffic light, I still want it. After all, I'm just a weak, pitiful and helpless ordinary person."

Zheng Huaibi stood in front of the sidewalk, looking at the red light on the opposite side, reminding the five members of the Hongmeng organization who did not respect traffic rules at all.

The ghost group stood silently beside Zheng Huaibi, and waited until the green light turned on before moving on.

In line with the idea of ​​sending the Buddha to the west, the ghost group looked at the sky after carrying Zheng Huaibi out of the warehouse, and felt that it might be dangerous to let Zheng Huaibi go back alone, so they unanimously decided to send him home .

Therefore, everyone is rushing in the late night in the almost deserted city like a stroll in the garden, making the lonely ghosts passing by show puzzled little eyes, wondering what is so special about this Zheng Huaibi that can attract five people. A big ghost guarded him.

Is it because it doesn’t look good but actually tastes great?

The ghost boss didn't say anything along the way, but the four ghost boys chatted with Zheng Huaibi all the way, and the atmosphere was not too good.

#Hongmeng organization is still saved.JPG#

"Actually, I have a question that I don't know whether to ask or not."

Seeing that he was almost home, Zheng Huaibi suddenly raised his paw and asked in a low voice.

"Why are you being polite to us? You are the leader of our organization." Meng Jiang, the ghost boy, stuck to Zheng Huaibi's body stickyly, covered his mouth and said with a grin, "Speak directly if you have something to say, we are a family." -"

The ghost boss glanced at Zheng Huaibi, wondering whether he should be reminded that Meng Jiang is a lover all over the underworld, who was still in love with a ghost one second, and I will go boating with that ghost lady on the Styx the next second The one on top of it didn't turn over the car.

On the contrary, sometimes his lovers can gather together to enjoy the flowers and play mahjong, to the depths of the scum ghosts who don't feel the scum.

However, Meng Jiang always said that rabbits don't eat grass by the side of the nest, so it doesn't seem to make any difference whether they are reminded or not.

#?So that's why you didn't remind me? #

#Is this how you treat the boss of Hongmeng? #

"I just want to ask why you guys can connect to Mo Xie's brain hole so smoothly. I basically didn't see any struggles between you guys, so I agreed to the other party's strange idea of ​​wanting to build an organization." Zheng Huaibi put his hands in his hands. Hand, "Although it is said that it will be mutually beneficial in the future, it is actually very troublesome if you think about it carefully. Why did you agree so readily?"

".."

"You say this? It's easy, because it sounds interesting."

Meng Jiang blinked, "Don't you think it's very interesting? When I'm alive, I'm a human, and when I'm dead, I'm a ghost. No matter whether I'm a human or a ghost, I can only stand on one side and look at the other. But Mo Xie is now They want us to stand in the middle of the worlds of Yin and Yang, the kind that can join in either side or have us in either side—normal people or ghosts will be tempted, right?"

The other three ghost boys also nodded: "Yes, we have nothing to do anyway, why don't we play with Mo Xie, the legendary man Jianchou."

"Hmm-and there are sacrifices, who doesn't want to eat a warm cold food festival?"

"To tell you the truth, I want to make money. I was an ordinary person when I was alive, and I'm just an ordinary ghost after death."

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

Zheng Huaibi was silent for two seconds, then twitched the corners of his mouth, "That's not what I meant."

".."

"I know what you want to say, but if you haven't been reincarnated after decades or hundreds of years of death, you will understand what kind of mentality I am holding."

The ghost boss suddenly opened his mouth, and looked at the large street advertising screen in the distance with hawk-like eyes, even though no one was looking at it, "Most ghosts who don't want to reincarnate have reasons, but as time goes by , the reason will gradually become blurred.”

"If you can't get rid of the obsession, you can't reincarnate, but the passage of time will make the ghost gradually forget what the obsession is. This is an unsolvable endless cycle." The ghost boss said calmly, "The stronger the wild ghost, the more it is. To become a real "lonely ghost", you have to find something for yourself to do. "

Meng Jiang, Wen Luo and other ghost brothers nodded silently.

Yes, a wild ghost that is truly forgotten and has no sense of existence is miserable.

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

Zheng Huaibi fell silent.

Ten seconds later.

"So you really fell in love with an old friend, killed each other and never saw each other again..."

"Shut up!"

"Oh."

Zheng Huaibi didn't say anything again, but he whimpered twice in his heart, the unconvinced slag, why did he get that smell more and more—thank you for setting up that smell for the ghost of the ghost boss, the one that is related to the one you love The taste of people passing by each other and never seeing each other again.

#Always be serious for a few seconds#

If it weren't for the fact that Zheng Huaibi is now a thief of the Hongmeng organization, the ghost boss really wants to strangle him now-don't mention those rumors that Mo Xie made up!Don't mention it!If you mention it again, you will be killed! !

"We've only been extinct for decades, or a hundred years, so we like to join in the fun. Guess how many years has it been since the pen fairy next to Mo Xie died?"

Meng Jiang narrowed his eyes, and brought up the topic with a smile: "Why did we directly agree to Mo Xie's invitation? It was because we were bored, because it didn't matter, and because we were obediently bowed because of the strength of the other party."

"As for the authentic pen fairy who is bound to Mo Xie, you can't see it, but we can still see it. He is holding the posture of watching the show from the beginning to the end. He doesn't care what the plot will develop, and he doesn't care about it. Care about whether you will be involved in the plot."

"And this kind of appearance that should be taken for granted and the aura so strong that it cannot be ignored, I have never seen it even in the Sifang Ghost King and Yan Jun."

"It's true that he is strong, but to what extent, I really don't know."

Wen Luo poked his head out, and said in a low voice: "I think it's outrageous for him to be a pen fairy. The underworld is crazy, but let this big ghost who looks like he can punch Yan Jun be a pen fairy...forgive me Frankly speaking, even if I ask him to be the judge of impermanence and the king of ghosts guarding one side, I feel wronged by him! Returning the pen fairy is really outrageous."

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

I don't understand the world of ghosts!I'm still a human! Woohoo!

"So such a thigh, although it was pushed out by Mo Xie, it was stretched out anyway. How long will it be if you don't hold it now? After passing this village, there will be no such shop!"

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

You guys are so realistic, why do you feel more realistic than me?

Zheng Huaibi hesitated and said, "Then I... also hugged a thick thigh?"

"if not?"

"Just look, he will be the real backstage of the Hongmeng Organization in the future." Gui Boss laughed twice, "You are really lucky, he seems to just want to stay out of the way and watch the show, but I don't know Why did you get mixed up with Mo Xie, a guy who makes ghosts worry about seeing you, and joined the organization."

"From the perspective of my wanderings for more than [-] years, this transaction is not so much a win-win situation as it is that we won and can't win again."

The ghost boss said in a good mood: "Although Bixian doesn't feel that he is at a loss, there are probably very few existences that can be regarded as an organization and protected by him. If Hongmeng members are in trouble in the future, he will definitely not stand by. "

"To put it simply, we are numb to win, we." Meng Jiang put his paw on Zheng Huaibi's face, and said affectionately.

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

Zheng Huaibi raised his head and looked at the moon in the sky. Although what you said was so swearing, have you forgotten?The pen fairy is not the point, but Mo Xiexie who is bound to the pen fairy is the point, okay? Just wait and see, there is still a lot of trouble these days.

Just when Li Guituan and Zheng Huaibi were having a deep and speculative conversation, a murderous and strange gaze drifted over from a certain direction.

".."

All the ghosts and Zheng Huaibi followed their line of sight and saw a young man in turquoise clothes facing him who was quite young. Seeing Li Guituan and Zheng Huaibi looking over at this moment, he heheed twice with a half-hearted smile, He said indifferently, "Good evening."

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

Zheng Huaibi: "!!"

Why do I feel so guilty even though I didn't do anything? !

"This is.."

"Oh, Brother Huaibi, I'm so scared——" Meng Jiang pawed Zheng Huaibi who was about to introduce someone, and said with a teasing voice, "What a scary person—he can actually see his house—for sure You are a cultivator - you have to protect everyone's family -"

The young man in Tsing Yi was silent for two seconds. He thought about this at first, and his neighbor Zheng Huaibi didn't come back. He was afraid that he would run into a ghost after walking too much at night, so he came out to look for it. .

Ah.

wasting his time.

The young man in Tsing Yi sneered, then turned around and walked away with a slight limp.

".."

"Yunting, listen to my explanation! Ah, this is not what you think!"

"climb."

"Hee hee, the little brother in Tsing Yi is called Yun Ting, his name is Meng Jiang, you can just call him Jiang Jiang - can I pursue you?"

"You climb too."

"Hello, my name is Wen Luo, and I'm a member of the Hongmeng organization. Are you interested in learning about our Hongmeng? Now that you join the organization, you still have a thigh to hug, and there are countless exciting games waiting for you to unlock! This person has a good heart and a good heart." The little brother who looks very much like my future love, are you interested in knowing more about it?"

".."

"Okay, let's go into the room and talk about it in detail."

"Can I come in, woo woo, Yunting, listen to my explanation!!"

"Climb farther."

".."

In fact, it's not that there is something wrong with Mo Xie, it's that he can be mixed with Mo Xie. I'm afraid everyone other than him has something wrong.

The ghost boss who was floating at the end to watch the fun thought so definitely in his heart.

The so-called mirror only shines on others, that’s probably all it is, don’t ask what’s wrong, as long as the meaning is in place.

..

The sun in the sky probably wants to set an example for the moon, so it really is as diligent as it wants recently, and it can't match its kind of diligence.

So such a diligent sun finally tired himself out, so he could only ask for leave and rest at home.

The clouds were floating in the sky, collectively complaining about the sun.

In the blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed.

Today is cloudy.

Consonance City?Tianshimeng headquarters.

Fu Shi folded his sleeves and leaned against the pillar outside the office hall of the Tianshimeng, waiting patiently for Mo Xie to come out after handing in the task.

The author says:

Tomorrow I will go to the clip.. I hope I will not gain weight for the time being!

Ghost Boss: I will kill anyone who dares to spread rumors.JPG;

Zheng Huaibi: ..Why don't I see the light of our organization's future?

Good night--