The thing about my pen fairy friend

The moon in the sky is yawning, and its mind is full of where to go after get off work, and the stars around it are enthusiastically looking at the world while chatting and gossiping. The interpretation is vivid and extreme.

The moon is bright and the galaxy is vast.

on the vast land.

On the top of an inconspicuous mountain that does not want to disclose the name of the rabbit country, there is a lot of voices, and there is an endless stream of commuters:

"Oh, fellow daoist of the Lingyun faction, I heard that you recently refined a batch of new yellow talismans? What are the effects? Are they cheap? Buy one and get three free? You know I'm poor, cheap Come on, give me a discount—"

"Have you installed a camera on my body? My master doesn't even know how you know? You even get a discount. I think you want to be broken by me!"

"It's a drama, it's a drama, we are cultivators, how can we talk about the camera, this is too superstitious... I bribed your civet cat to send me a message, hehe, ten bags of cat food!"

"Wrong payment, after all, it is still a wrong payment, Miaomiao has no heart!"

"Little friend, the beauty cream you sold last time is very useful, is it still in stock?"

"It's in stock, let me check the records, hey, the beast of Tianximen, last time you got a trial pack, since it's your first genuine purchase, I'll give you a discount, buy three free One, buy five and get two free, there is no cap—”

This is a rally.

This is a place exclusively for ascetics, no matter they are human or non-human, but those who have a little bit of practice are collectively referred to as ascetics. It is used for business and communication. control.

To put it simply, each holds half of the shares and supervises each other.

"The young people nowadays are really not particular about each one of them. Can you believe it? When my apprentice made alchemy last time, he insisted on putting some cocoa beans in it, but the elixir he made was as bad as it could be. It's unpalatable, even dogs won't eat it!" An old man with white hair and white beard was stroking his beard and looking at the apprentices in the crowd who looked like puppies who were having fun, he said speechlessly.

"Although we are all monks, do we still want to be in line with the world? Let the young people try if they have ideas. Talking about it is not a big deal." Another middle-aged man with a Chinese face also smiled, "But your family Our Tianxi Gate doesn't need pills, after all, we have too many beasts in Tianxi Gate, so we can't eat cocoa beans."

"What's the effect? ​​Are you selling it cheaply? Buy one get ten dozen free?"

"..? Are you guys so poor? Every time I see you, you are howling poor! .. Wait, one, two, three, four... the big ones are here, but your little apprentice, Xiao Xie, is not here. , Has he graduated as a teacher? All the little apprentices I have accepted have graduated, and they can all hang the nameplate of a qualified celestial master, do you know? He shouldn’t be an intern little celestial master, right? "

Do you know which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted?

The chat scene of high-level executives from various sects that had been very lively suddenly turned cold. The high-level officials of the Tianshi League, an official force that specially issues celestial master certificates, suddenly turned green, as if they had drunk a hundred cups of bitter gourd juice. They all looked at the head of Tianji Yimao at the same time, his eyes were extremely heavy, which meant: Why didn't he come?Has he graduated?

Although the forces of cultivating the Tao are different, for the cultivating human race, the nameplate of the Celestial Master is like an ID card. This is a proof of identity protected and supervised by the government, and it is also an affirmation and symbol of strength. A proof of identity that no major orthodox forces will refuse.

To put it simply, being under official protection and going wild are two different things.

".."

The head of the Tianji lineage, bah, the head of the Tianji lineage suddenly showed a serious little look, and after a long silence, he said: "Otherwise... your apprentice will borrow my little apprentice to use it? Or Why not just lend you to my little apprentices?"

All high-level officials: ".."

These are all tiger and wolf words, don't even think about it!

The high-level officials were quiet for a while, and then: "Look, old man, doesn't this sword manual look very mysterious?"

"We barter, the talisman seals of Tianximen are easy to use, and we can enter a batch of Lingxi Pavilion—"

"Look, look, how energetic the young people are today, they look full of vigor!"

"Didn't you just say that today's young people don't pay attention..."

"Shut up! It's not like I'm an old man, you have a problem with your ears!"

".."

The leader of the Tianji lineage, Mo Yao looked speechlessly at the senior officials of the various forces who seemed to be talking about business, but were actually just trying to change the subject, and showed a particularly disgusted look, which meant: What are you doing? Is it serious to look at my little apprentice as a jackal?

The high-level officials tried their best not to open their faces, and resolutely refused to look at each other, wondering what your little apprentice looks like, don't you have any idea?We have never seen an existence more evil than your little apprentice!

".."

"Ugh."

Don't sigh deeply, the one who sighs is called one who is sincere, the one who sighs is called one who is heartbroken, and the one who sighs is called one who is silent at this time.

".."

"Actually, Xiao Xie's individual ability is completely enough, but his group ability is negative, he is negative."

"However, regardless of whether it is a solo action or a group action after leaving the division, before the assessment before the division, it is necessary to form a group of teammates to conduct both individual and group assessments.

If this is not a rule passed down from generation to generation by the ancestors of Tianshi Dao, our Tianshimeng really has no way to cheat him, then I really want to issue a Tianshi qualification certificate to him directly. "The high-level Taoist priests of the Tianshimeng poked their heads out silently, "You know, we really can't help it. "

"Our deputy head is still lying in the ward!"

God knows what kind of god Mo Xie, who is from the lineage of Tianji, has offended, his whole body is covered with bad luck buffs.

But the problem is that this bad luck buff can't control itself, it can only control others-it doesn't matter whether it can control itself or others on weekdays.

But as long as anyone forms a team with Mo Xie, really, as long as they form a team with him, the final result must be so miserable that even Passerby A can't stand it.

And what's more terrible is that the stronger the people who team up with him, the higher the level of the bad luck buff.

For example, if you don’t believe in evil and don’t listen to advice, you must challenge the deputy head of the Tianshimeng with the bad luck buff. Let alone the assessment, he will only have half a tube of blood left when he walks to the assessment place-he is over half a century and is about to go to a hundred. The deputy head learned to fall 360 degrees on the flat ground without a teacher, and fell all the way to the assessment place, and then the deputy head was very strong and prepared to pass the first level with Mo Xie——

Then there was no more, the two wild boars jumped out of nowhere and directly used the talisman to protect themselves, but the goose talisman failed for no reason.

And obviously there is Qi training to protect the body, but inexplicably became the deputy head of Qi training to protect the wild boar, and he was raised to the sky.

Now everyone in the monastic world doesn't know who doesn't know that the deputy head of the Tianshimeng was KO'd by two wild boars?

"It doesn't work even if we have contributed the deputy head, do you still want us to contribute the head?" The senior executives of the Tianshimeng seemed to have tears in their eyes, and the playwright said: "You know I don't know that the deputy head of our family has the nickname of "Attack on the Little Wild Boar" now? "

"I dare not tell him, don't you know the temperament of our deputy head? He is still lying in the ward, and I am afraid that if he can't think about it, he may hate the pig from now on and open a big pig." Pig slaughterhouse!"

"Speaking out, our Tianshimeng is shameless?!"

".."

The high-level officials of other forces nodded silently, and wrapped their thin clothes tightly.

Isn’t that right, all major forces have basically been killed, otherwise how would everyone know the bad luck buff of Mo Xie’s “Specialized Teammates”? Only practice is the only criterion for testing the truth-it’s all blood and tears. came out.

".."

Don't continue to sigh, "It's all life."

He has tried countless times, but the reality is that his little apprentice will probably not be able to find a teammate in this life, and he probably will hang the nameplate of "Practice Little Celestial Master" for the rest of his life.

The gathering here is lively and full of emotions about the impermanence of the world, while on the other side.

Scented candles, ink pens, flowers, plain cakes, steaks and red wine.

A mysterious ceremony where a priest would cry and a Taoist wanted to beat someone was quietly staged in a certain room in the rabbit country.

"I have fasted for ten days, bathed and changed clothes, and even sprayed perfume. I will never fail."

"I can't invite God, and I can't invite Wuchang. I can always invite someone who is outside the establishment but registered."

A young man with an extremely gentle and good-looking appearance, with soft hair but seems to have his own ideas and insists on curling up at the end, talking to himself, while drawing a pious drawing on the table that laymen can't understand but Insiders want to scream curse runes.

From the left to the hook and down to the vertical, from the bottom to the top is the Taoist name, and from the top to the bottom is the Mingwen.

"It's almost the last stroke."

The curly-haired young man felt his palms sweat. He looked at the drawn spell very carefully, and then glanced at the specially made one.

The super-large silent clock that anyone can see without being blind once again encouraged me.

"The last stroke, the last stroke, hold on, it's just the last stroke, calm down, thank you for calming down, pen fairy, pen fairy, come quickly..." the curly-haired young man muttered a few words before making up his mind Determined, the hand holding the writing brush began to make the final movement on the rice paper that was almost empty——

Can't move anymore.

Because there was a very handsome hand with well-defined but unusually cold, sharp black nails that seemed to be faintly shining, holding the hand of the curly-haired youth who wanted to move the brush.

"Little poor, has anyone told you not to play strange games at midnight?"

".."

Mo Xie slowly raised his head, moved his eyes slowly along the beautiful hand holding his hand, and looked at the person who suddenly appeared sitting across the table with a mask covering his face in a slow-motion motion of a movie. three-thirds of the face.

But the black tulle that looks very elegant and soft seems to be blown up by just blowing it. At this moment, only a strange man in black clothes with a nice chin and flirtatious lip line can be seen.

".."

Mo Xie stared at the man and didn't speak for a long time.

The lip line of the man wearing a black veil was raised, and while withdrawing his hand, he said in an indescribably gentle tone: "Mr. Ye is a dragon, now you know you are afraid? Then..."

Snapped!

"Then stay with me!"

Mo Xie's eyes shined, and he threw the brush directly. At this time, his hands tightly covered the hands of the man in the black gauze mask who wanted to take them back, his face was red and he said excitedly: "My dear friend! You have been lost for more than 20 years now Finally found me?!"

The author says:

Xinwen is happy to start work——

..I heard that you spread rumors everywhere that I was adopted by Gouzi and Tachibana?This is a rumor. After all, Gouzi and Juzuo can’t do anything with the food they earn. I, the No.1, also want to eat soft food. I hope Gouzi and Juzuo will work harder and strive to support me as soon as possible——

Haha, now I can say goodnight to everyone again——