My big goose is not good

The man hooked the corner of his mouth, showing a mocking sneer, "Why, are you scared?"

Tang Fengru swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and it took her a long time to find her own voice, "Are you a human or a demon?"

The man asked harshly, "What do you think?"

Tang Fengru's hair was standing on end, and she wanted to run away from the door, but her legs were as soft as noodles, and it would be good to support him not lying on the ground, so she bit the bullet and asked, "Then what do you want to do?"

"I should ask you this question." The man said slowly, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to eat me? You have already had this idea."

Tang Fengru wanted to cry but had no tears: "I was just scaring you. Who, who told you to be misbehaving, thought you were an ordinary goose, who knew you were a monster!"

People in the village usually joked that his goose was as smart as a spirit, so he just listened to it, but after a long time, this guy turned out to be a real monster!

Heaven, earth, this is not funny at all, is it!

"That's because you have no vision, so who can blame you!" The man said in a tone of contemptuousness, "This deity is not an ordinary goose demon, with the noble and holy blood of the ancient goose god flowing in his body. It is unique, and it is a thousand times more precious than your national treasure, the giant panda! It is ridiculous that you think I am a goose lost by someone, and you are so stupid to ask around here and there! Just ask what kind of family can raise me so outstanding and extraordinary A refined goose?!"

"..." Tang Fengru baffled for a moment, and boldly asked again: "Since you are so powerful, why did you get injured and fell into the paddy field that night?"

The man said with a displeased face: "When I flew over Qingshan Village that night, I managed to trigger the Heavenly Tribulation and was struck by lightning."

Tang Fengru was taken aback: "You can fly?"

"Yeah, it's weird, swans can fly, not to mention that I'm a descendant of the God of Goose." The man had a "stupid human" expression, "When you picked me up, you salivated at my flesh｜body Come on, don’t think I don’t know. It’s wishful thinking for a toad｜toad to eat swan meat, and as for you, you don’t even want to think about your own deity, that’s absolutely impossible!”

Tang Fengru defended weakly like a mosquito humming: "I'm not...I didn't...You, don't wrong people..."

Although he was indeed a little greedy when he smelled the smell of roast goose, why was he so awkward when he was described by this guy?

The man sneered: "There is no best thing, you are a little bit self-aware."

Tang Fengru tried her best to digest the bizarre incident in front of her, and asked again cautiously: "You were struck by lightning that night, so did you fail to cross the tribulation?"

The man categorically denied: "Of course not! There is only one end of the failure of crossing the catastrophe, and that is to be wiped out in ashes, and the deity has resisted the indiscriminate bombardment of the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder and survived tenaciously. Of course, his cultivation has improved to a higher level." .”

Tang Fengru flattered her dryly: "You are so powerful, congratulations."

The man raised his chin proudly, "Speaking of which, I was not good when I was in the form of a goose before. This is clearly a slander, an unfounded accusation!"

"How are you so good?" Tang Fengru felt a little annoyed when she heard this, and she pointed out the crimes of the goose monster one by one with her fingers. The freshest choy sum, drinking mineral water that costs [-] yuan a bottle, is more particular than my master, and raising you is more laborious than raising a hundred chickens!"

He suddenly encountered the mysterious incident of the big goose turning into a living person, and his heart was greatly shocked. He was almost out of his wits in fright just now, but when he talked about this guy's bad deeds, he gradually forgot his fear, filled with righteous indignation, and talked endlessly.

"Since you defeated the marshal that time, your heart has become wild, and you have become even more misbehaved! Don't stay at home and take care of the nursing home, run out every day, bully other people's cats and dogs, steal food from other people's homes, Even chasing and biting children! The villagers complained to me outrageously, so I had to take the eggs and apologize to them! In just one week, I lost [-] catties of eggs, you said I am not at a loss!

"Just now you lost your temper and kicked over your bed, but instead of repenting, you actually occupied my bed! It's really shameful, how can you be so good!"

The man raised his eyebrows and said angrily, "This deity is a noble monster, not an ordinary chicken and duck. What's wrong with eating something good? You should feel honored! That dead child threw stones at me, I It’s kind enough not to kill him! Fifty catties of eggs are nothing, I’ve driven away so many mice and thieves for you, and the economic loss I’ve saved for you is far more than fifty catties of eggs! So what if it takes up your bed Now, I don't dislike you, but you still dare to yell at me, believe it or not, I ate you in one bite?!"

Tang Fengru was coaxed by his yelling, and she hid back with a pale face: "I, I, and I were wrong, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, don't eat me!"

He is so regretful now that his intestines are green, why did he pick up the injured guy home that night? He should ignore him and let him die!

Seeing him like this, the man couldn't help slowing down his voice, and swept him up and down in disgust, "You are as cowardly as a chicken, of course I won't eat you if you don't want to stew me, look at you so skinny, there is nothing wrong with you Meat, I’m still afraid of breaking my teeth after eating it.”

That's good that's good.Tang Fengru breathed a sigh of relief, she must not gain weight in the future, she must go on a diet and exercise well!

Suddenly there was a gurgling sound in the room, Tang Fengru was trying to find the source of the sound, the man touched his stomach and ordered: "Tang Xiaoji, I'm hungry, go and cook for me."

Tang Fengru was taken aback, and looked at the wall clock on the wall, "It's past ten o'clock, do you still have dinner so late?"

The man glared at him sternly, his expression was exactly the same as when he was a goose, "Of course, you gave me a bowl of corn dregs at night, what kind of crude thing would I want to eat! How dare you ask me to settle this account with you!"

Tang Fengru shrank her neck, "Okay then, I'll mix some concentrated feed for you."

"No feed, I'm not a goose now, I want to eat the rice you fried tonight." The man commanded arrogantly, "Crack two eggs in it, chop some diced ham and shiitake mushrooms, but don't add chopped green onion, that's eaten Mouth stinks."

Tang Fengru: "..."

This turned into a man who is even pickier than a goose!

All right, this is also equivalent to proving from the side that his craftsmanship is really good, and he has conquered him even if he is as noble as a goose demon.

Tang Fengru comforted herself and went to the kitchen, cooked the rice according to the goose demon's instructions, and returned to the bedroom with a bowl in her hand after more than ten minutes, "Hey, you can eat."

"I don't call hello!"

"Does that call you Goose Immortal?"

"Bah, what kind of name is really ugly. My real name is Yan Ze." The man stretched out a slender finger and gestured in the air, "Tang Xiaoji, see clearly, it's these two words."

Tang Fengru whispered: "Then I'm not called Tang Xiaoji, I'm Tang Fengru, Phoenix's Phoenix."

Yan Ze said disapprovingly, "What's the difference? Isn't Phoenix just a chicken? That's what your classmates call you."

There's a big difference, okay?Then I call you Yan Da Goose, do you dare to agree? !Tang Fengru was angry in her heart, but he had never been able to get his classmates to change their mouths before, and now it was even more impossible to correct a vicious goose demon, so he could only endure the humiliation and bear the nickname.

Yan Ze leaned against the head of the bed, taking the bowl and chopsticks from Tang Fengru's hand like a grandpa, and began to eat in big mouthfuls.

Ordinary people don't look very elegant when eating fried rice, but Yan Ze probably took advantage of his appearance, and the appearance of eating didn't look vulgar, but it aroused Tang Fengru's appetite, and regretted why he didn't save some for himself.

Yan Ze quickly ate a large bowl of fried rice to the bottom, and at the end he was still a little dissatisfied, "It's too little, I have to eat at least two bowls."

The corners of Tang Fengru's eyes twitched, afraid that he would have to cook another bowl by himself, and said tactfully: "Tomorrow, it's too late now, eating too much is not good for the stomach."

"All right, all right, let's cook more in the future, don't think that this deity is as small as you." Yan Ze reluctantly put the bowls and chopsticks on the bedside, wiped his mouth, got up barefoot and went to the bathroom , moves naturally as if he is the master of the house.

You're just a small belly—no, you're a small belly goose!Tang Fengru made an angry face behind the man's back.

"What are you doing?" Yan Ze suddenly turned his head as if he had grown back eyes.

"No, it's nothing, I suddenly felt a little cramp on my face." Tang Fengru quickly adjusted her facial expression and squeezed out a crooked smile.

"It's so ugly, it's a good thing I didn't eat enough just now, otherwise..." Yan Ze went into the bathroom with disgust.

Otherwise, if you have the ability, you can spit out the food I cooked.Tang Fengru smiled slightly, MMP in her heart.

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