At night, the office of the Armed Detective Agency.
Funagawa Asaka was lying on the desk bored, her small face was full of resentment.
Opposite her, Edogawa was sitting cross-legged in disorder behind a pile of snacks as high as a mountain, playing with the small toys given in the snacks.
The famous detective was not interested in snacks, he just stared at his girl, felt guilty for two seconds, then raised his voice: "The famous detective invites you to eat snacks, don't be angry, Qianxiang sauce..."
Isn't it just to tell her to get off work a little later and stay to watch the show...
Funagawa Asaka snorted softly, exposing his background: "You just want to see them beg you if they can't discuss the answer, and you won't give advice anyway."
Edogawa Ranpo had already guessed that Osamu Dazai would recommend Tiger to join the company, and would hold a meeting to discuss the entrance examination in the evening, and planned to go there to join in the fun.
So, why not let her off work!
She has no interest in assessing newcomers or mocking everyone in the detective agency!
Edogawa Ranbu coughed lightly, and threw a bag of potato chips into Funagawa Asaka's arms: "It's natural not to give any advice, their discussions are in full swing, and it would be too bad for me to solve it all at once... ..”
"You are the meat bun that Ms. Naomi Naomi made today." Funagawa Asaka tore open the bag of potato chips, and helped Edogawa Ranpo to add what he hadn't finished: "If you really want to eat, just go and ask for a portion. "
"No." Edogawa Ranpo shook his head: "That's something a fool would do."
Funagawa Asaka puffed her cheeks: "Forget it, I'll stay with you."
Because she also really wanted to eat that meat bun.
At this moment, Gu Qi Naomi pushed open the door, and the black, long and straight girl was full of energy, so lively that it seemed that it was not midnight, but noon: "Mr. Ranpo, Miss Asaka, is it convenient to go to the conference room? Everyone is discussing what to do." Check out newcomers."
"Yes." Edogawa Ranpo nodded arrogantly, neatly put the snack bag on the table into the cabinet, put away the toys, and then looked at Funagawa Asaka: "Let's go, Asaka."
Funagawa Asaka squinted her eyes, and saw the label of "The whole meat bun is for everyone as a supper, no longer available" on Gu Qiqi Naomi, looked at Edogawa Ranpo who knew nothing, and said nothing, followed.
"Mr. Ranpo, Ms. Asaka, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Osamu Dazai sat cross-legged on a chair and waved his hands cheerfully: "About the entrance test for newcomers, do you two have any advice?"
Edogawa raised his head arrogantly and arrogantly: "Sure enough, the detective agency would not be able to do it without me."
He took out the old black-rimmed glasses that activated the ability from his arms.
Funagawa Asaka felt a pain in the bridge of her nose for no reason.
She pushed the black-rimmed glasses that Edogawa Ranpo would not allow to take off no matter how much she disliked them for being ugly and old.
Kunikida Doppo was a little uneasy: "When there is no special period, will Mr. Ranpo use special abilities?"
"Of course..." Edogawa Ranpo paused for two seconds, and took back his glasses happily: "Do you think I can use them?"
Everyone feels relieved, and they are used to it.
Edogawa Luanbu snorted softly, pointed at the empty plate, with anger written all over his face: "You guys eat meat buns without telling me, let people smell the smell in the middle of the night, and don't let people eat, it's too much!"
Funagawa Asaka, who knew the truth earlier and had no obsession with meat buns, smiled happily.
Tell him to make her work overtime just for the meat buns.
That's karma, man.
"Asaka sauce!" Edogawa Ranbu saw Funagawa Asaka's appearance, and his whole body exploded: "It's too much!"
"It's you who walked too fast." Funagawa Asaka spread her hands helplessly, but she had a successful prank smile on her face: "I didn't even have time to tell you."
Tanizaki Junichiro was stunned for a moment, although he didn't understand the conversation between Edogawa Ranpo and Funagawa Asaka, but he caught the key word 'meat bun', he stood up eagerly: "I'll go to the kitchen to see if there is any meat left." Bao, wait a moment, Mr. Ranpo."
Edogawa glanced at him in disorder, beckoned him to come over, and said something to him.
Funagawa Asaka took this opportunity to look at the whiteboard next to Dazai Osamu. She was a little curious about the method of evaluating newcomers written by these people.
After all, when Osamu Dazai was pregnant, he discussed how to take care of his child without any bad intentions.
Funagawa Asaka had already confirmed that the members of the Armed Detective Agency were all naturally black.
After all, supernatural beings are more or less flawed.
Seeing her actions, Osamu Dazai turned sideways.
Funagawa Asaka let out a thankful look, and concentrated on looking at the whiteboard.
The first one is relatively normal, "resolve the entrustment to judge the strength", the second "solve the troubles in the club" is also okay, starting from the third one, it becomes more and more strange.
Leaving aside the meaning of "communicate with Toyotomi Hideyoshi to judge strength", what follows is "twist eight fingers to test endurance", "forced drinking to judge character", "go to a stingy old man to borrow money and not pay it back for a month ""Put Osamu Dazai in a steamer and flatten it, then stab him with a bamboo stick to make him admit his mistake" "Cut off vital organs with a knife"......
Funagawa Asaka, who could see the proposer of each suggestion, slowly put out a question mark.
Is this an assessment for newcomers?
She actually fucking thought it made sense, and wanted to see these plans in action.
Thinking of her admission assessment, Funagawa Asaka looked at Edogawa Ranpo thankfully and gratefully: "Thank you, Ranpo."
I took her out for a meal, and passed the oral assessment.
Others wondered why Funagawa Asaka suddenly thanked her, but Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu understood.
Edogawa Ranpo was helpless: "The assessment of Qianxiangjiang is those cases of the police department, and the approval of the No.1 detective in the world, it is not a bribe for the examiner to eat dessert!"
Funagawa Asaka stuck out her tongue, and instead of looking at the glaring whiteboard, she said with some interest, "I have an idea."
Osamu Dazai raised his head, turning the whiteboard marker in his hand, as if willing to hear more about it.
"It's a bit difficult to keep the killer from killing people... How about I trick the god son over and let the newcomer use the supernatural power of the god son?" Funagawa Asaka suggested: "In this way, the newcomer can gain my full favorability. , I can also bear his room and board expenses... The detective agency has a reward system, right? I can offer 500 million, and anyone can participate."
Akiko Yosano was a little moved: "500 million is the most reward in the club."
Kunikida Doppo frowned: "Isn't that barrier that blocks bullets his special ability?"
Funagawa Asaka raised her eyebrows: "I know that barrier, I mean his other abilities, spiritual system, or other specific information."
Osamu Dazai complained: "Information that even Mr. Asaka and Mr. Ranpo can't see, asking a newcomer to do it is even more outrageous than wrestling with Kenji."
"How about making the lunch at noon more delicious?" Kenji Miyazawa raised his hand, offering advice: "I heard Ms. Haruno complain about how bad the lunch was last time."
Bored, Yosano Akiko, who used old newspapers to fold planes, complained: "Should the newcomer open a soba noodle shop downstairs in the detective agency?"
Funagawa Asaka thought seriously for two seconds: "I can pay him to open a shop, as long as his soba noodles are delicious."
"This is a complaint, not a suggestion, Miss Qianxiang." Holding her forehead with Akiko Yosano, she sighed and thought for two seconds: "There seems to be something wrong with the elevator, why don't you let the newcomer..."
Kunikida Doppo raised his head: "There must be a special repairman to do it."
Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he raised his hand: "The bandages in the operating room are almost out of stock. I heard that there is a discount at the Red Warehouse. It's better for newcomers to get [-] rolls of bandages from the crazy purchasers and aunts to qualify." How about it?"
"When the stock runs out, we will connect with the cooperative clinic!" Yosano Akiko couldn't help shouting: "And you, Dazai, don't keep taking my bandages, emergency medical supplies are not for you to wear as clothes."
Edogawa Ranpo, who had waited for a long time without waiting for the meat buns, interjected: "Although the detective is not interested in the ordinary and boring things you discuss, if Asaka-chan wants to contribute, the detective also has a proposal."
"If it's a suggestion to solve the case with Mr. Ranpo, don't mention it." Osamu Dazai, who had heard many unreliable proposals, rejected Edogawa Ranpo's words: "It's better to judge than Kenji's talking about communicating with dogs and cows." Whether it is qualified or not is weird."
Edogawa shook his head randomly: "No, no."
He took a few steps to the edge of the whiteboard, pointed to Junichiro Tanizaki's proposal of "solving the problems in the company", and said with a serious face, "The president is still single at the age of 40, isn't this the biggest problem in the company?"
Dazai was silent for a few seconds.
Yosano Akiko, who read old newspapers, complained: "This is a big problem that even the president himself can't solve."
The omnipotent president.
At this time, Tanizaki Junichiro pushed the door and came back: "Is there no good plan, everyone?"
He looked at Edogawa Ranpo who was leaning against the whiteboard, with a surprised expression: "You're still there, Mr. Ranpo, I thought you wouldn't be interested in such boring things, so you left a long time ago."
"I thought Asaka-chan was very interested." Edogawa spread his hands randomly, then froze, and reacted, looking at Funagawa Asaka, angry: "Asaka-chan!"
Normally, Ranpo Edogawa should have left the conference room before Junichiro Tanizaki came back, but Asaka Funagawa showed interest, so he stayed for a while...
Edogawa Ranpo didn't believe in the wind, Nagawa Asaka couldn't see what Tanizaki Junichiro was going out to do.
Funagawa Asaka, who wanted revenge, turned her head guiltily.
Tanizaki Junichiro didn't know what happened, nodded, and said to Edogawa Ranpo: "Sorry, Mr. Ranpo, the meat buns are gone. Naomi said that I can bring some more tomorrow."
Edogawa Ranpo didn't care about the meat buns, and he didn't have much to do. He dragged Funagawa Asaka desperately, trying to slip away, but was interrupted by Dazai Osamu: "Mr. Things go away?"
He looked at Edogawa Ranbu's eyes, feeling a little weak: "Because Qianxiangjiang seems to be very interested in this."
Funagawa Asaka nodded in agreement.
She is very interested in pulling Edogawa Ranpo to enter the club assessment.
Confused with Yosano Akiko: "Have you found a solution yet?"
Osamu Dazai nodded: "Since there are no troubles in the club, why not create some troubles?"
Since there are no incidents, then artificially create incidents to assess newcomers.
Everyone present nodded, thinking that they could only do so now.
Kunikida Doppo raised an objection, pointing to Osamu Dazai: "Then how should we decide who will be involved in the deception? You must know that this guy is the best at cheating and abducting, and he can pry open the bank with a single wire."
Osamu Dazai smiled and scratched his head: "Thank you for the compliment."
"I'm not praising you!" Kunikida Doppo roared, "I hope everyone pays attention to this issue. The source of our distress is Osamu Dazai, a brainless guy who proposed to let the catastrophic beast join the club."
"Stop for a moment." Edogawa Ranpo interrupted: "The famous detective will go to Hokuriku to solve the serial murder case tomorrow, and will not participate in your lottery."
He glanced at Funagawa Asaka, feeling the joy of revenge: "Asaka will go too."
As soon as this word comes out.
The purpose of delaying time deliberately is to make Funagawa Asaka, who Edogawa Ranpo participated in the entrance examination and watched jokes, lose her smile.
Kunikida Doppo froze when he was about to find a reason to make Tanizaki Junichiro do the same thing as Dazai Osamu.
Junichiro Tanizaki, who was asked by Kunikida Doppo to cooperate with the routine Dazai Osamu, who was about to speak, flinched timidly.
Osamu Dazai, who saw that Kunikida Doppo wanted to do Tanizaki Junichiro's routine, and he was going to reverse the routine, sighed in disappointment.
Funagawa Asaka was lying on the desk bored, her small face was full of resentment.
Opposite her, Edogawa was sitting cross-legged in disorder behind a pile of snacks as high as a mountain, playing with the small toys given in the snacks.
The famous detective was not interested in snacks, he just stared at his girl, felt guilty for two seconds, then raised his voice: "The famous detective invites you to eat snacks, don't be angry, Qianxiang sauce..."
Isn't it just to tell her to get off work a little later and stay to watch the show...
Funagawa Asaka snorted softly, exposing his background: "You just want to see them beg you if they can't discuss the answer, and you won't give advice anyway."
Edogawa Ranpo had already guessed that Osamu Dazai would recommend Tiger to join the company, and would hold a meeting to discuss the entrance examination in the evening, and planned to go there to join in the fun.
So, why not let her off work!
She has no interest in assessing newcomers or mocking everyone in the detective agency!
Edogawa Ranbu coughed lightly, and threw a bag of potato chips into Funagawa Asaka's arms: "It's natural not to give any advice, their discussions are in full swing, and it would be too bad for me to solve it all at once... ..”
"You are the meat bun that Ms. Naomi Naomi made today." Funagawa Asaka tore open the bag of potato chips, and helped Edogawa Ranpo to add what he hadn't finished: "If you really want to eat, just go and ask for a portion. "
"No." Edogawa Ranpo shook his head: "That's something a fool would do."
Funagawa Asaka puffed her cheeks: "Forget it, I'll stay with you."
Because she also really wanted to eat that meat bun.
At this moment, Gu Qi Naomi pushed open the door, and the black, long and straight girl was full of energy, so lively that it seemed that it was not midnight, but noon: "Mr. Ranpo, Miss Asaka, is it convenient to go to the conference room? Everyone is discussing what to do." Check out newcomers."
"Yes." Edogawa Ranpo nodded arrogantly, neatly put the snack bag on the table into the cabinet, put away the toys, and then looked at Funagawa Asaka: "Let's go, Asaka."
Funagawa Asaka squinted her eyes, and saw the label of "The whole meat bun is for everyone as a supper, no longer available" on Gu Qiqi Naomi, looked at Edogawa Ranpo who knew nothing, and said nothing, followed.
"Mr. Ranpo, Ms. Asaka, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Osamu Dazai sat cross-legged on a chair and waved his hands cheerfully: "About the entrance test for newcomers, do you two have any advice?"
Edogawa raised his head arrogantly and arrogantly: "Sure enough, the detective agency would not be able to do it without me."
He took out the old black-rimmed glasses that activated the ability from his arms.
Funagawa Asaka felt a pain in the bridge of her nose for no reason.
She pushed the black-rimmed glasses that Edogawa Ranpo would not allow to take off no matter how much she disliked them for being ugly and old.
Kunikida Doppo was a little uneasy: "When there is no special period, will Mr. Ranpo use special abilities?"
"Of course..." Edogawa Ranpo paused for two seconds, and took back his glasses happily: "Do you think I can use them?"
Everyone feels relieved, and they are used to it.
Edogawa Luanbu snorted softly, pointed at the empty plate, with anger written all over his face: "You guys eat meat buns without telling me, let people smell the smell in the middle of the night, and don't let people eat, it's too much!"
Funagawa Asaka, who knew the truth earlier and had no obsession with meat buns, smiled happily.
Tell him to make her work overtime just for the meat buns.
That's karma, man.
"Asaka sauce!" Edogawa Ranbu saw Funagawa Asaka's appearance, and his whole body exploded: "It's too much!"
"It's you who walked too fast." Funagawa Asaka spread her hands helplessly, but she had a successful prank smile on her face: "I didn't even have time to tell you."
Tanizaki Junichiro was stunned for a moment, although he didn't understand the conversation between Edogawa Ranpo and Funagawa Asaka, but he caught the key word 'meat bun', he stood up eagerly: "I'll go to the kitchen to see if there is any meat left." Bao, wait a moment, Mr. Ranpo."
Edogawa glanced at him in disorder, beckoned him to come over, and said something to him.
Funagawa Asaka took this opportunity to look at the whiteboard next to Dazai Osamu. She was a little curious about the method of evaluating newcomers written by these people.
After all, when Osamu Dazai was pregnant, he discussed how to take care of his child without any bad intentions.
Funagawa Asaka had already confirmed that the members of the Armed Detective Agency were all naturally black.
After all, supernatural beings are more or less flawed.
Seeing her actions, Osamu Dazai turned sideways.
Funagawa Asaka let out a thankful look, and concentrated on looking at the whiteboard.
The first one is relatively normal, "resolve the entrustment to judge the strength", the second "solve the troubles in the club" is also okay, starting from the third one, it becomes more and more strange.
Leaving aside the meaning of "communicate with Toyotomi Hideyoshi to judge strength", what follows is "twist eight fingers to test endurance", "forced drinking to judge character", "go to a stingy old man to borrow money and not pay it back for a month ""Put Osamu Dazai in a steamer and flatten it, then stab him with a bamboo stick to make him admit his mistake" "Cut off vital organs with a knife"......
Funagawa Asaka, who could see the proposer of each suggestion, slowly put out a question mark.
Is this an assessment for newcomers?
She actually fucking thought it made sense, and wanted to see these plans in action.
Thinking of her admission assessment, Funagawa Asaka looked at Edogawa Ranpo thankfully and gratefully: "Thank you, Ranpo."
I took her out for a meal, and passed the oral assessment.
Others wondered why Funagawa Asaka suddenly thanked her, but Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu understood.
Edogawa Ranpo was helpless: "The assessment of Qianxiangjiang is those cases of the police department, and the approval of the No.1 detective in the world, it is not a bribe for the examiner to eat dessert!"
Funagawa Asaka stuck out her tongue, and instead of looking at the glaring whiteboard, she said with some interest, "I have an idea."
Osamu Dazai raised his head, turning the whiteboard marker in his hand, as if willing to hear more about it.
"It's a bit difficult to keep the killer from killing people... How about I trick the god son over and let the newcomer use the supernatural power of the god son?" Funagawa Asaka suggested: "In this way, the newcomer can gain my full favorability. , I can also bear his room and board expenses... The detective agency has a reward system, right? I can offer 500 million, and anyone can participate."
Akiko Yosano was a little moved: "500 million is the most reward in the club."
Kunikida Doppo frowned: "Isn't that barrier that blocks bullets his special ability?"
Funagawa Asaka raised her eyebrows: "I know that barrier, I mean his other abilities, spiritual system, or other specific information."
Osamu Dazai complained: "Information that even Mr. Asaka and Mr. Ranpo can't see, asking a newcomer to do it is even more outrageous than wrestling with Kenji."
"How about making the lunch at noon more delicious?" Kenji Miyazawa raised his hand, offering advice: "I heard Ms. Haruno complain about how bad the lunch was last time."
Bored, Yosano Akiko, who used old newspapers to fold planes, complained: "Should the newcomer open a soba noodle shop downstairs in the detective agency?"
Funagawa Asaka thought seriously for two seconds: "I can pay him to open a shop, as long as his soba noodles are delicious."
"This is a complaint, not a suggestion, Miss Qianxiang." Holding her forehead with Akiko Yosano, she sighed and thought for two seconds: "There seems to be something wrong with the elevator, why don't you let the newcomer..."
Kunikida Doppo raised his head: "There must be a special repairman to do it."
Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he raised his hand: "The bandages in the operating room are almost out of stock. I heard that there is a discount at the Red Warehouse. It's better for newcomers to get [-] rolls of bandages from the crazy purchasers and aunts to qualify." How about it?"
"When the stock runs out, we will connect with the cooperative clinic!" Yosano Akiko couldn't help shouting: "And you, Dazai, don't keep taking my bandages, emergency medical supplies are not for you to wear as clothes."
Edogawa Ranpo, who had waited for a long time without waiting for the meat buns, interjected: "Although the detective is not interested in the ordinary and boring things you discuss, if Asaka-chan wants to contribute, the detective also has a proposal."
"If it's a suggestion to solve the case with Mr. Ranpo, don't mention it." Osamu Dazai, who had heard many unreliable proposals, rejected Edogawa Ranpo's words: "It's better to judge than Kenji's talking about communicating with dogs and cows." Whether it is qualified or not is weird."
Edogawa shook his head randomly: "No, no."
He took a few steps to the edge of the whiteboard, pointed to Junichiro Tanizaki's proposal of "solving the problems in the company", and said with a serious face, "The president is still single at the age of 40, isn't this the biggest problem in the company?"
Dazai was silent for a few seconds.
Yosano Akiko, who read old newspapers, complained: "This is a big problem that even the president himself can't solve."
The omnipotent president.
At this time, Tanizaki Junichiro pushed the door and came back: "Is there no good plan, everyone?"
He looked at Edogawa Ranpo who was leaning against the whiteboard, with a surprised expression: "You're still there, Mr. Ranpo, I thought you wouldn't be interested in such boring things, so you left a long time ago."
"I thought Asaka-chan was very interested." Edogawa spread his hands randomly, then froze, and reacted, looking at Funagawa Asaka, angry: "Asaka-chan!"
Normally, Ranpo Edogawa should have left the conference room before Junichiro Tanizaki came back, but Asaka Funagawa showed interest, so he stayed for a while...
Edogawa Ranpo didn't believe in the wind, Nagawa Asaka couldn't see what Tanizaki Junichiro was going out to do.
Funagawa Asaka, who wanted revenge, turned her head guiltily.
Tanizaki Junichiro didn't know what happened, nodded, and said to Edogawa Ranpo: "Sorry, Mr. Ranpo, the meat buns are gone. Naomi said that I can bring some more tomorrow."
Edogawa Ranpo didn't care about the meat buns, and he didn't have much to do. He dragged Funagawa Asaka desperately, trying to slip away, but was interrupted by Dazai Osamu: "Mr. Things go away?"
He looked at Edogawa Ranbu's eyes, feeling a little weak: "Because Qianxiangjiang seems to be very interested in this."
Funagawa Asaka nodded in agreement.
She is very interested in pulling Edogawa Ranpo to enter the club assessment.
Confused with Yosano Akiko: "Have you found a solution yet?"
Osamu Dazai nodded: "Since there are no troubles in the club, why not create some troubles?"
Since there are no incidents, then artificially create incidents to assess newcomers.
Everyone present nodded, thinking that they could only do so now.
Kunikida Doppo raised an objection, pointing to Osamu Dazai: "Then how should we decide who will be involved in the deception? You must know that this guy is the best at cheating and abducting, and he can pry open the bank with a single wire."
Osamu Dazai smiled and scratched his head: "Thank you for the compliment."
"I'm not praising you!" Kunikida Doppo roared, "I hope everyone pays attention to this issue. The source of our distress is Osamu Dazai, a brainless guy who proposed to let the catastrophic beast join the club."
"Stop for a moment." Edogawa Ranpo interrupted: "The famous detective will go to Hokuriku to solve the serial murder case tomorrow, and will not participate in your lottery."
He glanced at Funagawa Asaka, feeling the joy of revenge: "Asaka will go too."
As soon as this word comes out.
The purpose of delaying time deliberately is to make Funagawa Asaka, who Edogawa Ranpo participated in the entrance examination and watched jokes, lose her smile.
Kunikida Doppo froze when he was about to find a reason to make Tanizaki Junichiro do the same thing as Dazai Osamu.
Junichiro Tanizaki, who was asked by Kunikida Doppo to cooperate with the routine Dazai Osamu, who was about to speak, flinched timidly.
Osamu Dazai, who saw that Kunikida Doppo wanted to do Tanizaki Junichiro's routine, and he was going to reverse the routine, sighed in disappointment.
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