After discovering that the emperor is a woman

It seems that, as the little queen said earlier, she should not intervene too much.

It has been handled very well so far.

Thinking of this, Li Nanchu stopped for a long time, and saw the queen mother beckoning the mother to fetch a blanket to cover the little queen, the corners of his lips curled up slightly.

After a while, he left without a sound.

No one knows what the emperor is thinking.

On the contrary, the Empress Dowager only hoped that the Empress would sleep more peacefully, lest she wake up and make some new noises.

Liu Jiuning didn't sleep well this time, after all, no one would feel comfortable sleeping with their head sideways on the table.

It's just that I have been tired for several days, and the fragrance of Buddha in the room has hypnotized me, so I just slept for a long time.

Then I had a tragic stiff neck, and my head almost couldn't come back!

It was the queen mother who summoned the nanny who was a medical girl and pressed her shoulders for half an hour, which made her feel much more comfortable.

Seeing the sky getting late.

Liu Jiuning saw that the queen mother was in a good mood, and her smile was more kind than before. The most important thing was that she slept with the Buddhist scriptures on her pillow without being blamed, and even wrote out the general layout of the birthday banquet and handed it to her.

So he filially ate dinner with the other party.

I thought to myself, I am afraid that the queen mother is really a little lonely after living in the deep palace for a long time. Even her "enemy" who has been with her for many days is getting more and more pleasing to the eye. This kind of heart really touched her!

After that, I have to come over often to accompany the old man!

During this meal, the Empress Dowager and the Empress talked and laughed, with diametrically opposed thoughts, enjoying themselves happily.

The moon is high.

Liu Jiuning went back to the bedroom and saw the emperor alone guarding a table of meals without feeling guilty, and confidently stated that he was going to eat with the queen mother, and pointed out in a low voice that she should not accompany the lonely old man.

Of course, don't forget to coax the emperor.

After all, she snubbed the other party by herself, what should be coaxed is still to be coaxed.

After eating some reheated dinner with the emperor, the pig's trotter was halfway through, and she suddenly realized that she seemed to be eating the next dinner, which happened almost every other time in the past few months.

And when the rules of exercising together were established at the beginning, it seemed that the entire harem was following the rules, except for her who was getting fatter by the day.

……

At this time, Liu Jiuning finally understood. She gnawed on the pig's trotters and shed sad tears at the emperor, crying out through the tears that were finally suppressed from the corners of her eyes.

It's all because of these two meals.

A meal is better than a section!

Forgive me for who eats twice every night, who is not fat when getting in and out is carried by a phoenix chariot?

Faced with the little queen's accusations, Li Nanchu fell silent. She stared straight at the little pig's trotter in the opponent's hand, and said, "But queen, you are still eating."

The tone was light, stating a ruthless fact.

"Yeah, I'm still eating, why am I still eating? I can't let it go!" Liu Jiuning was in pain and joy, her brain was telling herself not to eat anymore, but her heart and her hands couldn't hold it give up.

He took two bites violently.

Swallowing the delicious food in her mouth, she continued with tears in her eyes just now: "I'm not hungry, but my mouth is lonely! Let me finish eating tonight! Only when I'm full can I have the strength to lose weight..."

Li Nanchu was speechless, his gaze stayed on the little queen's round cheeks for a few seconds, and then he silently put the last pig's trotter into his bowl.

The next day.

Liu Jiuning devoted herself to the intensive work of setting up the banquet, and occasionally had to meet foreign concubines and princesses, and also invited concubines and noble ladies who had become special envoys of the Ministry of Rites to inquire about the progress of the work.

Then attend some banquets to welcome envoys.

I haven't even forgotten to spend an hour or two every now and then to go to the Empress Dowager's place to relax. When I think of the surprise look in the Empress Dowager's eyes, if it wasn't for being really busy like a spinning top recently, she would want to live in the Empress Dowager's bedroom for a long time. .

Xu is walking around a lot recently.

Liu Jiuning felt that she had lost a lot of belly fat, but every time she looked at her round cheeks in the mirror, she still felt a little worried.

I can only comfort myself, losing weight also has a process.

With envoys from various countries arriving in Beijing one after another, the level of busyness has once again reached a new level.

Not only Liu Jiuning was busy, but the concubines were also busy. The aristocratic ladies in Beijing had friendships because of their small circles, and they also got busy taking care of the female envoys.

As for the emperor and courtiers, they are even more busy!

There are conflicts between the countries, both openly and secretly, and there are also many people who covet the Jokhang Kingdom. In short, all kinds of messy things emerge one after another.

Liu Jiuning was worried that the concubines and noble girls who were the special envoys of the Ministry of Rites would be involved, and also feared that something too bad and irreparable would happen if there were too many people, so she deliberately gave the property in Beijing that "only women can enter and leave" to the public. enlarged.

For example, there is a fairly steep mountain in the suburbs of Beijing, and only women can enter and exit.

There are manor hot springs and other good places on the mountain. You can fly kites, run horses and shoot arrows. If you are tired, you can wash your hair, massage your hands, pedicure, and get your nails done. Experience the feeling of barbecue for yourself.

The farmhouse activity was not very successful at the beginning, but as more foreign envoys came, this activity became more lively than others.

Of course, Liu Jiuning did not miss the opportunity to make money from men.

She once again picked up a mountain from the emperor's private property, and copied the model of the opposite mountain. This time, she can not only barbecue but also fish, and even cockfight...

In a word, I put all the happiness of the dandies in the capital into it.

It wasn't intended to make money at first, but it was done because the male envoys from outside would not feel that Dazhao had treated him badly. By the way, he put up a sign that only men are allowed in and out.

I don't know what kind of excitement it is to poke the men.

It has just opened, and all the elderly and dignitaries in Beijing quietly flocked to the top of the mountain, ordering to do a "body maintenance massage".

Naturally, the dandies in this bustling capital city will not miss it. They have long heard of such a place that only women can enter and leave, and they have inadvertently heard the compliments from their mothers, sisters or wives at home. experience.

They also played a lot of common things, so they went to the farmhouse that they had never heard of, pulling radishes, picking vegetables, grilling and fighting chickens, and the noisy dudes accidentally broke into the yard dedicated to massage. He bumped into the fathers and grandpas who occasionally howled once or twice, lying all over the room and rubbing their backs.

That scene called a complete silence.

Liu Jiuning felt lively just hearing the description of the scene from the female officer's mouth. Anyway, she can't lose from being around her. After all, no matter whether it's the management or the side of the mountain, they are all from the emperor, and she gets a share of the dividend.

The loss can't be lost on her head.

Of course, for the sake of long-term visibility, she still divided the various areas on the top of the mountain, and designated several yards respectively to cram all the activities into it.

Because those who can go up the mountain are rich and noble families.

In recent days, those foreign envoys have also been coming in and out frequently. Based on the principle that if you don't make money, you are a fool, Liu Jiuning quickly asked the messenger to make a batch of mandarin duck pots.

Special hot pots are launched on both hills.

The bottom of the pot is the spicy lard pot and the clear pot of mushroom soup made by the chef under her guidance.

People in this era seldom eat spicy food, perhaps because the taste is too pungent and strong, so few people are willing to try it at first.

Especially on the side of the female mountain, no one is willing to try it.

Fortunately, there are many old gourmets among the rich and powerful, and the young dudes have the courage to try it under the betting and quarreling. It was only launched on the third day. Half of the people on the male mountain have tried this new thing a little bit, and they can’t go back after starting. head.

Liu Jiuning also deliberately left an imperial doctor who is interested in anorectal issues on the top of the mountain. Even if she lowered the spiciness, there is no guarantee that there will be no accidents, so it is still necessary to prepare in advance.

As for the top of the hill full of women, she found a few entrustments among the concubines and noble women, and finally made an opening.

In any case, this time it was a lot of money.

Time passed in a blink of an eye, and as Liu Jiuning's small treasury gradually swelled, the days passed day by day.

No, it's just a few days before the Queen Mother's birthday.

The envoys from all over the world were also present, and those who came early had already been playing in the capital for several months, and almost had to learn the official language of the Jokhang Kingdom.

In order to meet the envoys of various countries.

The palace specially prepared a more formal and grand palace banquet.

From Liu Jiuning's point of view, this is the entrance ceremony for this coming of all nations, and the Empress Dowager's birthday banquet is the official climax, and there will be a farewell banquet later, which is the exit ceremony.

After the Queen Mother's birthday banquet is over, there will be various competitions between countries, and various talents in culture and martial arts.

In contrast, this seems to be similar to the Olympic Games.

It's just that when all the nations come to pay homage, the Jokhang Kingdom is worshiped, not only the host, but also the word "zhu".

A feast rarely recorded in history books.

Liu Jiuning felt a little nervous just thinking about it. For this reason, she went to the Ministry of Etiquette to study the reception of the palace banquet, went to the Queen Mother for advice, and pondered with the emperor for a long time.

Check the layout repeatedly.

I didn't add any new gadgets, just asking for grandeur is enough.

But she still wanted to add a mystery. After thinking about it, she just received the news that the old monk was finally willing to return to Beijing, so she went to Lian'anchang Temple in person after coaxing and waiting to be deceived, and told the legendary national teacher who knew the fate of the future. The adults are also invited to come to the town to start the show.

Not to mention.

If the old monk just sat in the position of the national teacher, it would be extremely mysterious!

Although few people know the identity of the old monk.

But this is not a secret, it's just that the older generation doesn't like to mention it.

But these foreign envoys were different. Based on their collection of information about the royal family of the Jokhang Kingdom, it was impossible for them not to know about such a talented and brilliant prince who could be called the protagonist of the myth.

Pinch your fingers to count your age.

Even Liu Jiuning, who has a long-term vision of thousands of years, can't help sighing the last sentence of "living god", let alone others?

If you really don't know the legend of the old monk...

Then I am afraid that this country is really too small or the level of information is too bad, so there is no sense of fear and deterrence.

There are many people.

Liu Jiuning once again began to worry about the various plots that appeared in the novel, after all, whenever such a big banquet, there would always be some troubles in the novel.

Scenes such as assassination drunkenness or falling into the lake to death are not limited to these scenes.

For this reason, she made a lot of preparations carefully to ensure that after a day of bustle and bustle, there would never be a dead soul in the palace, let alone half-time injustice!

All ready.

The palace banquet has begun.

Liu Jiuning followed the queen mother, walked behind the emperor, and walked slowly into the big palace full of courtiers and envoys.

When arranging the seat, she cleverly arranged herself to sit on the lower left side with the Queen Mother.

The Dazhao Kingdom regards the right as the most respected, and in the past, the queen dowager was seated at the lower right, but today, the national teacher is seated at the lower right.

Speaking of the old monk, the old monk will come.

The little eunuch's shrill notification sounded again and again.

Even the emperor stood up, stared at the gate of the palace, and greeted the national teacher.

In this way, officials and envoys naturally had to stand to greet them.

Not to mention the status of the old monk and the national teacher, after all, it can be regarded as the relationship between the elders who the emperor has praised for many generations on the royal family tree, and even the dragon chair he was sitting on was given up by the other party.

When you take out each piece, you have to stand to meet the other party.

The national teacher was originally detached from the world. Although he came in a sensational way, he didn't say a word. After sitting quietly, he only closed his eyes and gently turned the Buddhist beads in his hand.

The little monk who came with him was also indifferent.

Don't look directly at him, whatever his master does, he will follow suit.

The two masters and apprentices are full of Buddha nature.

When the emperor finished speaking in a calm tone, the envoys from various countries also questioned each other one by one, and the national teacher and his little apprentice disappeared long ago.

Without two people outside the party, the banquet was even more lively.

It's not verbal wars, it's just drinking and singing and dancing. Just after the court musicians finished playing the moon, a certain country immediately said that they also brought the world's best musicians here, and another envoy said that their princess's huqin is the fairy in the world. happy……

Under the comparison, every country took the lead, like a queen selling melons, boasting extravagantly.

talking and talking.

Then he began to play the piano and dance.

Comparing with each other, there were several princes who came on stage in person, patted their chests and said that they were the strongest dancers.

Maybe dance has a special meaning in their country.

In short, this banquet really opened Liu Jiuning's horizons. After admiring the rough men's version of Yueyue dance, and then watching the Western Regions dancer Manli dancing on drums, and the male and female twins covered in silver ornaments are as mysterious as sacrifices. like action...

She forgot to eat because of the excellent viewing position.

His eyes were fixed on the various performances in front of him. If he hadn't forced his lips together and maintained a stiff lip movement, he might have grinned when he opened his mouth.

If the hem of the skirt hadn't been attacked by several peanuts one after another, she wouldn't even have remembered that there was an emperor sitting not far away.

She didn't need to think about where the peanuts came from!

The emperor is a sinister and cunning big jealousy. He will be jealous for a long time after saying a few words to his little sister.

Sometimes she even suspects that the other party just finds a random reason to trick her into trapping!

Liu Jiuning glanced at the emperor, seeing that the other party didn't even look at the qin-playing and dancing envoy in the main hall, but just drank the glass of 'wine' which probably wasn't wine, and ignored him.

Great opportunity to appreciate art.

Don't miss it just because of the vinegar jar!

Satisfied, she continued to happily enjoy the artistic performances presented by all kinds of beauties or strong men.

The arrival of these small countries does not have so many rules and regulations of moral constraints.

Singing and dancing, nothing could be happier.

until……

A certain beautiful and bold princess of the Western Regions, wearing layers of gauze revealing her indistinct figure, expressed her love at first sight for the emperor of the Jokhang Kingdom in a slightly panting voice after the touching dance.

And this is just the beginning.

The other bold princesses also stood up in twos and ones, expressing their admiration for Emperor Jokhang for a long time, but the prince who was not brave enough to speak up spoke for him.

Some envoys also said that they would present a beauty to Emperor Jokhang.