After falling out of her online dating, she was targeted by vinegar and school grass

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In the afternoon, Yu Xian was dragged by Zhou Haoxu to the Internet cafe on the pedestrian street to discuss the game life together.

In fact, he is not very interested in games, but he can't bear the warm invitation of his friends. Since Zhou Haoxu got his first computer in his life in junior high school, his addiction has been out of control. It didn't get better until he fell in love with animation figures.

At least I'm hugging a pillow with Yujie type characters printed on it every day instead of hugging the computer all day.

Yu Xian leaned on the chair and manipulated the character to do daily tasks, watching the fairy-like female character in a long white dress running around the screen, picking herbs by the stream for a while, and returning to the town to find NPCs dialogue.

"How about this character is not very good-looking, long legs haha, and this dress is also very good-looking is the type I like." Zhou Haoxu saw Yu Xian successfully played this martial arts game by himself Amway, not to mention how satisfied he was .

"It's okay, anyway, you have the final say on your account."

"My aesthetics are definitely beyond doubt haha, believe me, I'm right."

Yu Xian nodded in agreement and gave the other party a thumbs up.

Then he felt bored and hung up the phone, leaning on the chair and looking at the phone.

Zhou Haoxu was completely immersed in the game world with his earphones on the side.

At this time, the class group exploded because of homework during the winter vacation. According to the latest regulations of the Education Bureau, everyone is required to do practical homework. The first is to record three 3-minute videos of cooking home-cooked dishes by hand. The second Xiang is to record three videos of honoring parents, which can be washed feet or backs.

At this time, the group completely exploded.

—Wang Yi: What will happen if you don’t do this? This is too annoying.

—Yin Qinqin: Thank you for my decision to withdraw from the class group now. The first one won’t be the second one. It’s embarrassing. Someone help me.

—Qian Juntao: If I laughed to death, I just pretended I didn’t see it and continued to sleep, no one would really do this.

—Teacher in charge: If this is not possible, it must be handed in within a week, and the individual credits for the start of the semester that have not been handed in will be deducted by [-] points. @Qian Juntao

—Qian Juntao: Well, okay.

"Hey Xu Zi, look at what the class group said, how did you shoot this?" Yu Xian said to Zhou Haoxu who was playing games and having fun.

"This question must be about posing for a photo. In fact, I don't know how to cook and I have to learn it now." When Zhou Haoxu replied, he never took his eyes off the screen for a moment, and kept moving the mouse in his hand.

Yu Xian felt that someone like Zhou Haoxu had reached a special state.

After he took a last look at the news of the class group, he backed out and clicked into the top chat box.

Yu Xian still didn't dare to reply to Jiang Jinnian's news and didn't know what to reply, so he sent a cuter emoji, then turned on the phone camera, clicked on the front, put it on the table and recorded a video transmission to his face. past.

At this moment in the school gymnasium, Jiang Jinnian leaned against the window and received two messages from the other party.

—Happy little fish: woo woo woo.jpg

— Happy Little Fish: [Video]

The emoji showed a pink cartoon rabbit lying on the ground and weeping, which reminded him of the pitiful appearance of the other party nestled in his arms the night before and refused to get up.

Jiang Jinnian immediately clicked on the video.

In the first half of the video, the camera shakes slightly and is a little blurry. After adjusting the position, Yu Xian's face appears in the field of vision. He clenched his fist and put it on his lips, let out two breaths, and then punched the camera twice.

After seeing Jiang Jinnian, he replied with a question mark, but he received another video shortly after sending it out.

This time the video was shot a little clearer. In the camera, Yu Xian lay his head sideways on the table with his arms under his pillow, looked at the camera without speaking, just blinked his eyes, and finally moved the phone to the front and kissed a mouthful.

—Happy Little Fish: Hey, kiss you!

After Yu Xian sent this message, he lay back on the chair and waited for the other party to reply. He just recorded several videos in boredom and waited for Jiang Jinnian to reply before sending them.

—Brother Gao Lengyan: Be good, please?

Seeing that the other party sent another video, Jiang Jinnian clicked on it to check it.

This time Yu Xian changed his posture again, leaning on the chair close to his face, then he made a fist and waved his index finger towards the camera.

Just when he thought the video was just like this, the other party punched the camera twice, and finally showed a successful smile.

—Happy Little Fish: You must have been beaten by me hahahahaha.

—Happy Little Fish: What are you doing? Why haven’t you come out of school yet?

It was only after Yu Xian sent the message that he remembered that his computer was still on-hook, and the character on it had completed and unlocked the Chapter 2 plot by himself.

—Brother Gao Lengyan: I'm going to the lecture hall for a meeting and we'll talk later.

—Happy Little Fish: Good.jpg

After finishing chatting with Jiang Jinnian, he became bored again, and played 4399 small games on the computer to pass the time.

At this time, Zhou Haoxu's curses on the keyboard flew up, and he became quieter when he finally won three rounds in a row.

There were not many people in the Internet cafe in the afternoon, so there were only the two of them in this line, and the network administrator also played videos on the bar at random, otherwise someone would have been reminded of Zhou Haoxu shouting so loudly.

"Is your mother already at work? Are you the only one in your house?" Zhou Haoxu asked.

"Yes, she's on a business trip. I guess she'll be back this Saturday."

"Good guy, if you're bored, you can call me, I'm always here."

Yu Xian nodded and said hello.

The two stayed in the Internet cafe until about three o'clock and left, but Zhou Haoxu was reluctant to go home like this and could only stay outside for a while under the pretext of playing with Yu Xian.

Before he had walked a long way, the phone rang, and Yu Xian picked up the phone to read the notes and immediately called Zhou Haoxu to look at it.

"Why did your mother call me? Didn't she come to check the post? What should I say?"

"It's over, it's over, it's over, you just say that your mother is too boring when you're not at home, and then just call me out to play, and when you ask me when you'll be home, just say □□, and the tone is natural, I'm afraid of revealing."

Zhou Haoxu stood aside and turned around anxiously. He didn't expect his mother to be so perverted that she still didn't believe what he said.

After Yu Xian answered the phone, he bit the bullet and followed what Zhou Haoxu said, and when he hung up, he was also sweating from fear on his back.

When they reached the traffic lights at the intersection, the two parted ways.

...

At night, when the lights were on and the square was lit up, there was an endless stream of visitors. Jiang Jinnian walked in front of the people with a happy face and quickened his pace to walk to the people.

Yu Xian was holding the courier he had just picked up, and the box was so light that it didn't weigh much, because the twilight was too dark, he didn't see the small characters on the string of products clearly, only saw the same city delivery printed on the box.

"What flavor do you like?" Jiang Jinnian asked aloud.

"Huh? What kind of taste?"

Yu Xian was dumbfounded by the question and thought that the other party wanted to buy a drink or something, and after thinking for a while, he replied that he likes grapes.

After entering the supermarket together, we first bought some fresh vegetables and soy products, and then bought some meat to prepare for tomorrow's meal.

Yu Xian walked in front of the freezer with a small basket and finally took a plate of yogurt, weighed some fruits, and then paid the bill.

He originally wanted to stay at his home, but he couldn't bear Jiang Jinnian's real charm, so he was willing to be deceived.

Standing at the door, Yu Xian watched people busy making dinner and asked, "Do you really need my help?"

After getting the reply that he didn't need it, he didn't leave. Instead, he moved a small stool and sat at the door. Whenever Jiang Jinnian looked back at him, he would smile.

After dinner, because it was still early, Yu Xian sat in the living room and watched TV, while Jiang Jinnian took advantage of the fine weather and went out for a night run.

Looking at the fruit drink advertisement on the TV, he suddenly remembered that the plate of yogurt he bought seemed to have been forgotten to put in the refrigerator, and the shopping bag happened to be placed on the side table, so Yu Xian hooked the bag and dragged it to his side.

When the yogurt was taken out, a candy-like box fell to the ground.

Yu Xian bent down and picked it up to see what it was, and he put the box back into the bag with just one glance, like a hot potato.

At this moment, his heart was pounding, and he had already imagined that kind of picture in his mind. Even if he tried to think of other things to divert his target, he couldn't divert it.

When Jiang Jinnian opened the door and came home, he saw Yu Xian sitting on the sofa unnaturally and greeted him.

Seeing people with ruddy complexions and dodging eyes, he just smiled and went into the room to take a shower first.

Yu Xian heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the person had finally left. In order to relieve the embarrassment, he nestled on the sofa and picked up his mobile phone. As a result, several unread messages on the blue app were displayed on the screen.

I was at a loss before, so I sent a question casually, and it turned out that no one answered within half an hour.

— Ahhh, I went to the supermarket and came back to find that my boyfriend bought this. Now that others are not waiting for him to come back, I don’t know how to face him. It’s too outrageous.

Zhuang Zhou Mengdie 1L: It is the first time for the host to fall in love. It is quite normal between couples. Anyway, it is a two-way choice. If you don’t want to live or die, you can disagree.

Yiyi 2L: Hahahaha 666 is still a thin and light grape-flavored model, which is quite good at picking.

Monkeys all over the mountain, my butt is the most popular 3L: Help why do you push this kind of question to me? The sense of substitution is too strong. I am already embarrassing for the landlord, otherwise I will pretend I didn’t see it.

Ant Yahei 4L: Thank you for the invitation. I’m just an ant. I don’t know why an ant is invited to this kind of question. I suggest the poster follow suit.

Yu Xian glanced at the comments and deleted the question.

It didn't take long for Jiang Jinnian to come out of the bathroom. Seeing that the person was hiding on the sofa with a strange complexion, he approached him concerned and asked, "What's the matter, are you feeling unwell?"

A pleasant fragrance lingered around and made Yu Xian stunned for a moment, he hesitated and couldn't speak, so he raised his head and kissed the corner of the person's mouth.

"It's not uncomfortable, it's... well, how should I put it?"

Jiang Jinnian directly picked him up and turned off the light in the living room. This action made Yu Xian jump around his neck and dare not move.

"Then rest early."

After entering the room, Yu Xian went to the bathroom to take a shower and stayed there for a while before coming out.

As soon as Jiang Jinnian turned his head, he saw that the other party was only wrapped in a bathrobe, and the ties were loose as if they might fall off at any time.

"I just looked in the mirror and the marks have faded."

"Then make it up, okay?"

Yu Xian waited until he realized that he had already been pinned down.

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