Whose pheromone is better today?

Yan Yiru hugged Tang Su and walked down the stairs. The house was exposed to the wind and sun all day long, and no one repaired it. It always felt like it was about to collapse. Every step of the stairs made weak grunts.

"What are you taking me to see?"

"genealogy."

Tang Su's eyes became even more curious. Yan Yiru actually had a family tree. He always thought that Yan Yiru, just like him, popped out of nowhere.

Yan Yiru saw through Tang Su's thoughts at a glance, and laughed at Tang Su: "Even a dead person has a family."

"Then what happened to the orphanage I stayed in before?"

"Orphans don't just appear out of thin air. Didn't you take biology class?"

"I haven't heard of it. Many things taught in the class are very one-sided. They are only suitable for you people on Earth. Why should I learn this?"

Yan Yiru fell into silence, he suddenly felt that Tang Su was such a scumbag, and it wasn't because he was tired of studying.

The existence of Tang Su is incomprehensible. The things Tang Su has seen, the time he has experienced, and the dimension of thinking are far beyond human imagination. Maybe these scientific truths that are regarded as the standard are a kind of fallacy in Tang Su's eyes?

Yan Yiru immediately recognized Tang Su's nonsense as a scumbag deliberately trying to excuse himself. He has been dead for so many years, and the depth of his thinking has also surpassed the limit of time. Perhaps he is the one who understands Tang Su best on this planet. people.

Thinking of this, Yan Yiru felt a little complacent.

The core of the problem is that no matter how far-reaching Tang Su's vision is, and he doesn't know how to fall in love, the story that unfolds in them is not Star Wars, nor is it a sci-fi thriller about aliens invading the earth. It hides terrible secrets and is surrounded by dangerous creatures ready to move - including Yan Yiru. It is unbelievable that they are actually engaged in youth romance movies.

So no matter what Tang Su knows, how many light years he has traveled, and hundreds of millions of years of memories are sealed in his mind, he doesn't know how to fall in love, to Yan Yiru, Tang Su is just a blank slate.

Yan Yiru walked through the living room with Tang Su in his arms, and there was an old man sitting on the rocking chair. In fact, Tang Su knew about the existence of the old man, but he didn't know the identity of the old man.

It is such a weird scene at present, two monsters who trespassed on the house and whored in the old man's room and played on the bed, the tall and handsome one hugged the petite and beautiful one, one with a calm expression, and the other with curious eyes, just like this from the old man The rocking chair usually passes behind.

The old man didn't respond at all, he was wearing reading glasses watching TV, and the TV was playing a documentary:

"The Origin of Man"

Well, Tang Su, who never attended lectures, once again learned that humans evolved from apes in Yan Yiru's house.

"Is this old man the owner of the house? Can this old man see us?"

"He is the master, please be polite."

"Why is it impolite? Isn't he just an old man?"

"Accordingly, you should call me old man."

"Hahahahaha, if you judge only by age, I am much older than you, what should you call me?"

Yan Yiru thought for a while: "Ancestor."

Tang Su covered his mouth, almost dying of laughter.

Although dying didn't affect him at all.

Two ignorant monsters were flirting in the living room. The old man didn't say anything, but silently turned up the volume of the TV.

Tang Su looked at the old man's expression a little sullen, it seemed that he couldn't see them, he didn't understand, why did this old man let Yan Yiru stay at his house?

"Who is he?"

Yan Yiru smiled mysteriously: "He is the one who helped me ask for leave from school today."

It turns out that Yan also has "parents".

Tang Su became even more curious. He tried his best to observe the old man's face carefully. The room was dim, only the changing light of the TV, the sound of the waves outside, and the monologue of the documentary announcer, every word Both have a pearly-smooth texture that pops out of the TV's speakers.

Through the old man's old folds, Tang Su saw the similar eyebrows and eyes as Yan Yiru.

Tang Su concluded, "He is your grandfather!"

The voice is too loud, why does it sound like a curse...

The old man shook his body, curled the corners of his mouth stubbornly, and looked even angrier, and refused to look at the two greasy monsters.

Yan Yiru smiled and said, "No."

Before Tang Su loudly "cursed" "He is your father!" "Your uncle!" "Your uncle!" Nice words to block.

It's just that the sound insulation is not very good, the old man was still pissed off.

The study room exists in name only, and the bookshelves are full of dusty old books, all of which were published a long time ago.

Everything here has been corroded by mold, and the pages of the book have been gnawed to pieces by moths. The accumulated dust is like some damp gravel. Yan Yiru took a clean tapestry from the living room and just spread it on the corner of the desk. Put Tang Su on this corner, use the tapestry as a cushion for Tang Su, so as not to make Tang Su dirty.

Some unscrupulous interpretations appeared in Tang Su's mind again, Yan Yiru turned around and wanted to leave, but Tang Su's neck was held tightly by Tang Su, Tang Su's eyes were drawn, and his knees clamped Yan Yiru's waist, his methods were very strong, and his voice But softly: "What are you doing putting me on the table?"

I don't know which movie I learned from.

Definitely not a movie for all ages.

Yan Yiru still had the expression of seeing a joke, ignored Tang Su's winking eyes, and said righteously: "Let me show you my family tree."

Tang Su said "Oh", the tone in his tone meant "boring". His words were also very moral, and he would never be led off by Tang Su.

He is not the same as those alphas who were spoiled by Tang Su, he is a gentleman.

Yan Yiru took out a thick black booklet from the bookshelf. The cover looked like a photo album. When Yan Yiru brought it, he put it on Tang Su's lap. Tang Su flipped through the old family tree. Like turning dusty but heavy memories.

The first page is a whole picture of the relationship between the characters. The names are connected by lines to illustrate the parent-child relationship. Tang Su quickly found Yan Yiru's name.

Of course, there is no line behind Yan Yiru's name, he died too early and failed to spread the branches and leaves for the family.

However, starting from Yan Yiru's generation, it is obvious that the Yan family is going into decline, and the intricate relationship lines are gradually thinning out, and finally become a single line, a single line.

Cut off on the last name.

Words.

Tang Su pointed to the name: "Is this the old man?"

"Ah."

Tang Su's mind finally turned around. He only looked at the appearance, but ignored Yan Yiru's real age - including the time after his death. Tang Su thought it was incredible. This... this... in a sense , Yan Yiru is the grandfather of the old man, very kind.

! !

Yan Yiru saw that Tang Su covered his mouth and began to giggle again, probably because he felt a different kind of humor from the contrast between him and the old man, Yan Yiru was not angry, he looked at Tang Su quietly, his eyes were as calm as water, It is also easy to ripple like water, he grabbed Tang Su's hands, Yan Yiru and Tang Su's body temperature were both cold, but holding hands like this, some strange heat rose from the cold skin.

Infected by this emotion, Tang Su gradually stopped smiling, lowered his eyelashes, his big eyes were covered by thick eyelashes, and his cheeks were a little red.

Yan Yiruyi showed affection, but Tang Su was at a loss and felt shy.

Talking about something: "Is this the first time you go home after your death?"

"Well, I used to be submerged in the water and couldn't move. How can I go home?"

Tang Su felt a little distressed.

Tang Su had a deep understanding of the "state of death" that Yan Yiru experienced, and he spent a longer time sleeping in the sea.

Tang Su clenched Yan Yiru's fingers tightly: "We can sleep in the sea together in the future."

"Ah."

The sea breeze is blowing slightly.

Tang Su immediately changed the subject, the atmosphere is very strange now, a heavy emotion makes him feel hot all over, Tang Su doesn't like the feeling of being unable to control himself.

"So you're home now, how do you feel?"

Yan Yiru also sat on the table, he was not so particular about it, he let the dust on the table stain his butt, next to Tang Su, his right hand was still firmly holding Tang Su's left hand.

"I feel... I feel like I'm a pauper."

"Hahaha, were you rich before?"

"Before I drowned, the Yan family was considered a wealthy family here."

"Really?! You are a wealthy family, why do you still live in such a dilapidated house?"

Yan Yiru was no longer surprised by Tang Su's brain circuit, and said with a smile, "Why don't you think about it, this dilapidated house is the only property we have left after we fall?"

"That's right...how did you fall?"

Tang Su ignored Yan Yiru's absence because of death during the family decline, but Yan Yiru didn't remind Tang Su, but replied: "You should ask how the Yan family got rich."

"How did you get rich?"

"A deal was made with an evil god."

Yan Yiru told Tang Su his family secrets.

"As long as the Yan family provides it with shelter and helps it recruit believers, it will take the Yan family's master to some hidden islands, where there are a lot of minerals. This is how the Yan family has developed."

"It sounds fair. You didn't do anything bad. Why did you end up like this?"

"Because... making a deal with the evil god is a bad thing, Tang Su, you really don't know what the monster that haunts you every day is thinking and what it wants? Do you think it is normal for it to ask for something from a human family? Is it?"

It turned out that the evil god who made a deal with the Yan family was the chaotic monster who was pestering Tang Su to flatter him.

As soon as Yan Yiru mentioned this monster, Tang Su's expression was a little weird. It wasn't the cute and naive look when Yan Yiru was sullen, but pure coldness and anger.

Yan Yiru carefully asked, "Are you angry with it?"

"Well, I'm very angry that it saved you and left you alone."

"I have no use for it, of course it doesn't need to care about me anymore."

"Although it makes sense, it just makes you angry."

"Stop talking about this, let's talk about something else."

Tang Su's cold expression gradually eased: "Tell me how your family fell into decline?"

"It's very simple. Make a deal with the evil god, immerse yourself in the joy of wealth brought by short-sightedness, be blinded by profit, and people will gradually corrupt. This evil god not only wants to attract believers on land, it also wants to develop through our family. Branches and leaves."