Evil Emperor's Counterattack Plan
Chapter 1
Late autumn, cloudy, the sky at noon is as dark as in the evening.
Hangzhou Xiling Yinshe.
A man was sitting in the store.
He was dressed in black, with a scarf around his head and a cap on his head. He was leaning on a pear wood chair with one leg crossed over the other.The hat was pressed down very low, and the expression could not be seen clearly, only the circles of white mist spit out from the lips.
In the ashtray, the cigarette butts couldn't fit, and he was still smoking. He looked like he was only 30 years old, but he was so addicted to cigarettes.
Men open at 9am and close at 5pm every day.He sat in the store, doing nothing, just staring outside in a daze, smoking, smoking, dazed... If someone walked in, he would smell a big smell of smoke at the door.
Judging from his complexion, it doesn't look like he stayed in the store all day, and the wind and rain can't catch him, but it seems that he has experienced long-term exposure to the sun and wind and frost.
One day, an old man with a mouth full of gold teeth walked into this shop, and asked without looking around.
"Do you accept rubbings here?"
"No."
The man didn't even lift his eyelids.
The old man with golden teeth asked again: "Then do you have..."
"No."
With this service attitude, one can see that the store is expected to close soon, but those who don't know it think that the employee has a grudge against the boss.
The gold-toothed old man was not angry after being rejected, but said in a good temper: "I have a cowhide map here, Xixia Tomb, I will give you the map, and I will only ask for [-]% if everything is done, you see?"
The man raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Master, you have found the wrong person. I am just a shopkeeper."
The gold-toothed old man leaned over and smiled coquettishly.
"Hey Boss Wu, who doesn't know the names of you and the dumb Zhang? Don't be modest. I know you don't want to make money, so why don't you go to your little brother?"
try to find?I let him out by himself.
Wu Xie said in his heart.
The gold-toothed old man pestered him for a while, and finally realized that there was no hope, so he walked away dejectedly.
After the store closed at five o'clock, Fatty Wang came.
"Naive, I told you to smoke less, don't kill yourself before my brother comes back."
"It's not that serious." Wu Xie raised his head, his dark eyes were bright, and he smiled angrily: "At most, the lungs will turn into a lump of black charcoal."
Everyone has changed in the past ten years, and the one who has changed the most is Wu Xie.For him now, the more important the matter is, the more he can make jokes in a neutral manner.The fat man got used to it, and sat down next to Wu Xie, lighting a cigarette as well.
"There is still no news about my little brother on the road. You are right about my little brother. Ten years have passed, the bronze door opened, the three of us reunited, and he disappeared without a word? What does he mean?"
Wu Xie lit another cigarette, but didn't speak.
"I asked Hua Ye and Hei Ye to help us pay attention. This time, I can't let the little brother go again. Not only for our Iron Triangle, but also for you naive..."
"Fatty." Wu Xie interrupted: "Is there anything you want to come over today?"
The fat man glanced at Wu Xie, his expression didn't change, but there were some complicated emotions in his eyes.
"Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you, um, naive, I got a job, my little brother might go too..."
"The Western Xia tomb?"
"how do you know?"
"Someone came to the store just now, and I have already refused."
"Sincerely, why did you refuse? Isn't it just a Xixia tomb? We have fought so many battles over the years, so we are afraid that this one won't work? It's probably because of this tomb that my brother disappeared this time. Maybe we can find him when we go." The fat man didn't He sighed and continued: "It will be the Chinese New Year in a few months. I don't want to think about it. This is the first year of the reunion of the three of us. I don't think so." Let's have a good time together, but little brother..."
"Don't worry." Wu Xie took the last puff and extinguished the cigarette in the ashtray.
"Before the New Year, my brother will definitely come back."
The fat man didn't speak again. Now Wu Xie, what he said was like the three words "Zhang Qiling", which was absolutely guaranteed.
The author has something to say: Recently, I was following the TV series Sha Hai, and I was amazed by Wu Xie played by actor Qin Hao. Decided to write it myself.
There is no logic, it is not the direction of the original work, and it does not follow the original work. Wu Xie in it is a bald man who cut his hands and throat ten years later, and the younger brother is the younger brother who came out from behind the bronze door ten years later. All the information in it is pure nonsense, pure For the sake of fun, everyone reluctantly read it, welcome to complain.
By the way, Wu Xie here is not bald, but a little bit longer than bald. How to put it, it is Mao Liangdan. Because he is too ugly, he wears a hat all the time.The hair will grow back, and the third master is still handsome, and he won't look much older when he is with the younger brother.
Hangzhou Xiling Yinshe.
A man was sitting in the store.
He was dressed in black, with a scarf around his head and a cap on his head. He was leaning on a pear wood chair with one leg crossed over the other.The hat was pressed down very low, and the expression could not be seen clearly, only the circles of white mist spit out from the lips.
In the ashtray, the cigarette butts couldn't fit, and he was still smoking. He looked like he was only 30 years old, but he was so addicted to cigarettes.
Men open at 9am and close at 5pm every day.He sat in the store, doing nothing, just staring outside in a daze, smoking, smoking, dazed... If someone walked in, he would smell a big smell of smoke at the door.
Judging from his complexion, it doesn't look like he stayed in the store all day, and the wind and rain can't catch him, but it seems that he has experienced long-term exposure to the sun and wind and frost.
One day, an old man with a mouth full of gold teeth walked into this shop, and asked without looking around.
"Do you accept rubbings here?"
"No."
The man didn't even lift his eyelids.
The old man with golden teeth asked again: "Then do you have..."
"No."
With this service attitude, one can see that the store is expected to close soon, but those who don't know it think that the employee has a grudge against the boss.
The gold-toothed old man was not angry after being rejected, but said in a good temper: "I have a cowhide map here, Xixia Tomb, I will give you the map, and I will only ask for [-]% if everything is done, you see?"
The man raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Master, you have found the wrong person. I am just a shopkeeper."
The gold-toothed old man leaned over and smiled coquettishly.
"Hey Boss Wu, who doesn't know the names of you and the dumb Zhang? Don't be modest. I know you don't want to make money, so why don't you go to your little brother?"
try to find?I let him out by himself.
Wu Xie said in his heart.
The gold-toothed old man pestered him for a while, and finally realized that there was no hope, so he walked away dejectedly.
After the store closed at five o'clock, Fatty Wang came.
"Naive, I told you to smoke less, don't kill yourself before my brother comes back."
"It's not that serious." Wu Xie raised his head, his dark eyes were bright, and he smiled angrily: "At most, the lungs will turn into a lump of black charcoal."
Everyone has changed in the past ten years, and the one who has changed the most is Wu Xie.For him now, the more important the matter is, the more he can make jokes in a neutral manner.The fat man got used to it, and sat down next to Wu Xie, lighting a cigarette as well.
"There is still no news about my little brother on the road. You are right about my little brother. Ten years have passed, the bronze door opened, the three of us reunited, and he disappeared without a word? What does he mean?"
Wu Xie lit another cigarette, but didn't speak.
"I asked Hua Ye and Hei Ye to help us pay attention. This time, I can't let the little brother go again. Not only for our Iron Triangle, but also for you naive..."
"Fatty." Wu Xie interrupted: "Is there anything you want to come over today?"
The fat man glanced at Wu Xie, his expression didn't change, but there were some complicated emotions in his eyes.
"Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you, um, naive, I got a job, my little brother might go too..."
"The Western Xia tomb?"
"how do you know?"
"Someone came to the store just now, and I have already refused."
"Sincerely, why did you refuse? Isn't it just a Xixia tomb? We have fought so many battles over the years, so we are afraid that this one won't work? It's probably because of this tomb that my brother disappeared this time. Maybe we can find him when we go." The fat man didn't He sighed and continued: "It will be the Chinese New Year in a few months. I don't want to think about it. This is the first year of the reunion of the three of us. I don't think so." Let's have a good time together, but little brother..."
"Don't worry." Wu Xie took the last puff and extinguished the cigarette in the ashtray.
"Before the New Year, my brother will definitely come back."
The fat man didn't speak again. Now Wu Xie, what he said was like the three words "Zhang Qiling", which was absolutely guaranteed.
The author has something to say: Recently, I was following the TV series Sha Hai, and I was amazed by Wu Xie played by actor Qin Hao. Decided to write it myself.
There is no logic, it is not the direction of the original work, and it does not follow the original work. Wu Xie in it is a bald man who cut his hands and throat ten years later, and the younger brother is the younger brother who came out from behind the bronze door ten years later. All the information in it is pure nonsense, pure For the sake of fun, everyone reluctantly read it, welcome to complain.
By the way, Wu Xie here is not bald, but a little bit longer than bald. How to put it, it is Mao Liangdan. Because he is too ugly, he wears a hat all the time.The hair will grow back, and the third master is still handsome, and he won't look much older when he is with the younger brother.
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