bad kid

At first, Ruan Zhimu didn't remember what the black flannelette was.

There are things in the drawers that he doesn't usually use.The razor that was supposed to be given to Yan Yue, the unused ink bottle after opening, the 4711 red orange basil perfume that Zhan Zihang gave him for his birthday last year, a stack of homework papers, a few black office clips... …

Yan Yue: "Can't remember?"

Ruan Zhimu: "This is what I told you when I was drunk that night? Didn't I say what's in it?"

Yan Yue: "You asked me to find a razor for you. I asked if it was in black fleece. You suddenly blushed and snatched it and hid it under your palm, refusing to show it to me."

"Long, with a round top, the palm is so long, it looks a bit like a razor..." He paused, and added, "It's still a bit thick."

……

Hold.

In the blink of an eye, Ruan Zhimu finally remembered.

This thing starts from freshman year.

At the beginning of his freshman year, he still lived in the four-person dormitory of the school.

By chance, the roommate discovered the fierce action movie between men and women in his computer.

The other party was afraid that his ass would be missed, so he tossed and turned and couldn't sleep at night, and threatened him to move out of the dormitory, otherwise he would tell the counselor.

Ruan Zhimu laughed at the time: "I'm gay, but I'm not blind."

"you!"

The other party raised his eyebrows angrily.

It's strange, I should be happy that I won't be missed butt, but I'm so angry.

Another roommate chimed in: "The towels are all stuck together, who knows if something unclean will get on them."

Ruan Zhimu picked out his ears: "No, no, I thought I heard it wrong. The ladybug who went to Xijiaocheng to do a big health care every three days said that others were not clean."

"..."

Ruan Zhimu: "If I remember correctly, last year a sophomore student was arrested for soliciting prostitutes, was detained by the Public Security Bureau, and was immediately expelled."

"As for sexual orientation... it doesn't seem to be within the scope of the school's punishment."

The faces of the two were ashen, and they did not dare to provoke him again.

Ruan Zhimu lived leisurely for more than a month and moved out.

It's not that I'm afraid of being squeezed out, but I finally found a rental house with a suitable price and a good environment.

He didn't like the model of group life in the first place, and he looked around the house right after school started. If it wasn't for the disgusting roommates for a few days, he might have moved a month ago.

Ruan Zhimu moved into a new house, and the pillowcases, sheets, and lamps are all used. Taking advantage of the discounts during the shopping festival, he bought some small toys.

However, because I am busy with part-time work, I don’t use it frequently. Occasionally, when I think about it at night, I am too tired to fall asleep.

-

Right now, Ruan Zhimu fell into silence.

Yan Yue stared at him, still waiting for his answer.

Obviously, Yan Yue guessed what was inside, otherwise he wouldn't have asked.

Ruan Zhimu was a little helpless.

He understands that adolescent boys are a little curious and obsessed with this kind of thing.When he was in middle school, the boys liked to look at the human body in the biology textbook and make a tacit smile, gather together in the corner of the classroom to peek at AV, and read pornographic cartoons under the nose of the teacher.

What is pursued is a stimulus.

But for an adult like him, addressing biological needs is a normal thing.

Admitting that "the flannel is an adult toy" doesn't embarrass him, at most it makes him a little speechless.

The only problem is that he doesn't want to come out in front of Yan Yue.

Once Yan Yue knows, Yan Minghua will know too.

Ruan Zhimu wasn't sure if his teacher could stand the excitement.

Ruan Zhimu: "What do you think, what's inside?"

"I don't know. Looking at the shape, it looks like a chocolate bar," Yan Yue said solemnly, "But it's the first time I've seen such a thick chocolate bar. I don't know if it's delicious...Have you tried it before?"

Ruan Zhimu: "..."

Ruan Zhimu: "Why are you so interested in this thing?"

Yan Yue: "I wasn't interested that day. People have a rebellious mentality. The more you don't let me watch it, the more I want to watch it."

Ruan Zhimu now wants to travel back to give himself a big competition.

Let you spend more money to buy razors for others, let you xjb drink, and let you dig out the drawer if you have nothing to do.

Look, the society is dead.

Ruan Zhimu: "Since you can choose not to accept questions today, so can I."

"Of course," Yan Yue said, "I can choose another day to ask you for advice, for example... when I have a video with Yan Minghua."

Ruan Zhimu's pupils trembled.

He really underestimated the thickness of Yan Yue's skin.

Ruan Zhimu: "Sometimes your uncle said you were difficult, and I thought how difficult it was. Looking at it now, I just use some tricks to threaten people."

Yan Yue said leisurely: "There are not many tricks, as long as they are useful."

Ruan Zhimu: "I put all my thoughts here, no wonder Yan's grades are so outstanding."

Yan Yue: "Thanks to Mr. Ruan for taking care of me these days."

Ruan Zhimu stared at him for a while.

Yan Yue sat where he was, and didn't move his nest for a long time. It seemed that he would not give up until he achieved his goal today.

"That's fine," Ruan Zhimu said, "It's rare that classmate Yan has such a strong thirst for knowledge. It would be too unreasonable for me to refuse."

He brought the things: "It's just a facial massager. It was given to me by my friend on my birthday last year. I'm rough, so I haven't used it much."

He purposely kept his tone relaxed and indifferent, not wanting Yan Yue to feel that he had the upper hand.

The things were wrapped in black flannel and placed quietly on the table.

Yan Yue: "It turned out to be a facial massager, and it's not something shameful. Why did you hide it just now?"

Ruan Zhimu: "Now I know, you can go to sleep."

"Wait," Yan Yue blocked his hand, "I've never used this kind of thing, I want to take a closer look."

Ruan Zhimu: "..."

Before he could speak, Yan Yue had already peeled off the black flannel with a movement of his fingers.

The contents inside rolled out and stopped in the middle of the table.

……

The incandescent light was turned on, illuminating everything on the table clearly and clearly.

The two looked at the mighty facial massager in the center of the table.

There was an enigmatic silence in the room.

……

Ruan Zhimu felt like he was about to suffocate.

"It's the first time I've seen you." Yan Yue was thoughtful, "It looks like it's really suitable for massage."

"Enough," Ruan Zhimu finally couldn't bear it anymore, and grabbed the things, his face was on fire,

"Now, immediately, go to bed."

-

When he got up the next morning, Yan Yue had to go to morning reading class, so he washed up and went out.

Ruan Zhimu glanced while brushing his teeth, and saw that Yan Yue had already changed the razor.

The bathroom space is small, and Ruan Zhimu cleaned it up very well. The sink is divided into two pieces by a glass plate, one side for each person.

On Ruan Zhimu's side were scribbled mouthwash cups, toothbrushes, and toothpaste; Yan Yue's side was richer, in addition to toothbrushing utensils, there were also cleansing foam, razors, aftershave water, and a small bottle of fig eau de toilette.

Because there are many things, the glass baffle is squeezed to the left, and it becomes a space ratio of 1:2.

Ruan Zhimu's face is narrow and cramped, as if he has been bullied.

Yan Yue's original razor was a custom-made model from a certain luxury brand, with a dark blue body, silver-white blades, and a big flaming logo printed on it.

Now it has become the 200 yuan razor he gave away. It has a pure black body, a rustic and rigid design, and a rough shaving blade. No one will take a look when it is thrown on the road.

Ruan Zhimu looked away, brushed his teeth and washed his face expressionlessly.

After washing up, sitting at the table to eat, I received a WeChat message from Yan Yue.

[The razor you sent shaved my chin in the morning, and it bleeds again before the morning reading class is over. 】

[The teacher in charge suspects that I am fighting, and may ask you to come after school at night. 】

Ruan Zhimu: [Got it. 】

Yan Yue: [Is there anything else you want to say? 】

Ruan Zhimu: 【I will arrive early. 】

Yan Yue: [I'm talking about my skin scratching. 】

Ruan Zhimu: [. 】

Yan Yue: [With such an answer, I will suspect that you murdered me on purpose. 】

Ruan Zhimu said lightly: [It was lucky that the main artery was not cut. 】

Yan Yue: [It sounds like you really want me to cut the aorta? 】

Ruan Zhimu: [Student Yan doesn't have to curse himself even if he wants to attract adults' attention. 】

Yan Yue: [Of course I don't think about it, I'm thinking, I still don't know much, if I use a facial massager every day like Mr. Ruan to keep my skin smooth and delicate, I'm sure it won't be scratched. 】

Ruan Zhimu:

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Bully us Ruanruan again (へ╬)