I'm fine if you're over 16 and under 60
Ah, this is a little ambiguous.
But the two of them didn't contact each other in the next few days, and the ID "Yao Yao and Penta Kill" didn't appear in Lu Yilan's live broadcast room either.
Until today, he discovered a time-changing stunt-playing PK.
There is an activity link in the background of the anchor, and after clicking on it, the anchor can be randomly selected for PK.
The preparation time for a PK is 10 minutes, the PK process is 10 minutes, and the punishment is 10 minutes. That is to say, he can pass two PK games in an hour.
This fucking game invented by a genius bastard is really fucking clever, it can both waste time and make money.
Lu Yilan was extremely relaxed during the preparation process.
"Just play casually, don't be serious, it's not like the elders can't afford to lose."
So Lu Yilan lost the first three games easily, and even the female anchor was very gentle to him, and the punishment was like drawing a cat face and putting on pigtails.The fourth game, which was the last PK of his bastard anchor, was connected to a League of Legends anchor.
"Hello……"
"Professional player? Who, I don't know, I haven't heard of it."
The other party didn't seem to think that the voice had already been connected, and was still talking on his own. What was displayed on the screen was the barrage of his live broadcast room.
So the first thing Lu Yilan heard was the other party's contemptuous and disdainful voice, as well as insulting words full of sunspots.
[Brother Handicapped hasn't heard of it?When I, Lu Yilan, spent five years working in vain? 】
[Five years of work, zero honor, I can do it myself. 】
[It’s a vegetable dog, it’s normal if you don’t know each other. 】
Lu Yilan was already angry on the bullet screen, but he still smiled kindly, turned off the sound of the live broadcast room opposite, and blocked the bullet screen with an emoji.
"Sprinkle the water." Judging from his rich experience in reading the opinions of black fans on various platforms, the level of these small trolls can be regarded as a C at best.
What Lu Yilan wanted was to hurry up and finish the job for half an hour, but he didn't expect to panic. His PK track had already reached [-] stars.
The starlight value of PK is equal to one yuan, and the requirement must be a paid gift, the kind in the lottery is not counted.
"I'll go, you're still playing with your temper."
Lu Yilan pulled down the star value contribution list, and kicked out all the top few who contributed more than five digits from the live broadcast room, and the bullet screen frantically swiped question marks.
"I'm a bastard, just an ordinary, pure and kind little bastard."
Only messing around for a long time, not collecting money.
Lu Yilan glanced at the live broadcast room of the opposite anchor, he was a small anchor with a popularity of no more than [-], and his contribution list did not exceed three digits.
But at this moment, the number of people in the live broadcast room was soaring, and the barrage scolded him and this ignorant anchor at the same time.
A standard rhythm scene.
First a few controversial but not personal attack speeches, and then the black fans started to scold, and then a large wave of his "fans" poured in to defend, and with the addition of a larger number of followers and people who eat melons, one by one A battle between the false and the true and the false began.
When the PK time was counting down for ten seconds, Lu Yilan saw that the popularity of the other party's live broadcast room had exceeded one million, and the gifts in the live broadcast room dropped in one second of the countdown. When the time was over, the other party won the PK with 11 star points.
Lu Yilan lifted the voice mask.
"What's the punishment?"
"Punishment, twenty push-ups, isn't it difficult?"
The fans in Lu Yilan's studio were going into a rage.
[Damn it, he definitely did it on purpose! 】
[Knowing that the deer has a hand injury, let him do push-ups! 】
【Mad!Why not let us play PK!After winning, Lao Tzu made him drink toilet water, and let him swallow the SHI he sprayed out in one gulp! 】
Compared with the boiling live broadcast room, Lu Yilan's reaction was quite calm. He pushed away the gaming chair and stood up.
"Twenty push-ups, right?"
"Count."
He stepped back, lay down on his stomach where the camera could fully see him, and did twenty push-ups with one hand, with coherent movements and standard postures.
【Fuck! 】
[Fuck your abs! 】
[Abdominal muscles Abdominal muscles, did I see the abdominal muscles! 】
[Is this something I can watch without paying? 】
Lu Yilan lifted his T-shirt and wiped his face, pretending not to see the crazy barrage.
"Bye--" he clicked to end the PK, and clicked to open the game and log in.
"It's time to start training."
Lu Yilan turned off the voice in the live broadcast room, and then began to pant wildly, drink water, and wipe off his sweat. Although the video was shrunk, Leeuwenhoek and the others could still see the clues.
[Laughing dead a second before holding it, panting like a dog a second later. 】
[But twenty one-handed push-ups without a break is also very powerful, okay! 】
[For an e-sports player, this is really good, but it should be good for ordinary men, right?Jimei, I am a solo mother, and I don’t understand the market. 】
[The one who understands the market is here, and the physical strength is considered good. 】
Nonsense, didn't you see that brother's abs have been trained?
As usual, Lu Yilan downloaded the broadcast after training to replenish troops, and after the broadcast, he saw the new news on his mobile phone.
Xx: Why didn't you call me.
L:.
Lu Yilan replied with a full stop to express his speechlessness, why did he call him, he kicked out the fans who wanted to make money in the live broadcast room, and asked him to come over and catch a sheep and squeeze it hard?
This kind of person is a clown, and in the era of ugliness, there were such people who deliberately did things to gain attention. After all, black and red are also red.
Lu Yilan originally wanted to come out of the shower and explain to Xx, but he was too tired after doing the push-ups. After taking the medicine, before the medicine took effect, he fell asleep on the bed.
When he woke up the next day, there were 99+ unread messages on his phone
Some of them were sent by friends in the circle to comfort him, and they all promised to remember the other party's game ID and met Absolute Carnage.
The other half came from the operation of Brother Li. After reading the news of Brother Li's 66+, Lu Yilan realized that he was on the hot search last night. The key word was #小电DonkeyLu Yilan#. It forced passers-by to think that the [-]th line had picked up an advertisement for a battery car.
But that's not the point, the point is that he's on fire.
Although this wave of fire angered the e-sports trolls, it also caused him a lot of distress. After he broadcasted it last night, he received nearly 50 gifts.
[Lu, why did I just find out that you are such a fucking genius in live broadcasting!Oh, before you didn’t broadcast live, you just mixed. 】
Lu Yilan thought to himself, am I fucking messing around now too?How can you make a lot of money inexplicably by just messing around?
At six o'clock in the evening, the live broadcast had just started, and the popularity had already reached tens of millions. Barrages and gifts were swishing, like a waterfall.
"Forehead."
He was hesitant about what to spend time with today, and Yaoyao, the No. 1 shining golden god on the noble list, spoke.
【Play PK】
Lu Yilan didn't want to play this game anymore, but Yaoyao had already turned into a repeater, frantically putting it there to refresh the screen, the glittering golden bubbles with sound effects got stuck, and even the barrage assistant got stuck.
"My mother..." Lu Yilan wanted to kick him out of the live broadcast room, but found out that Shenhao, who had recharged millions, had a protection mechanism, so he couldn't be kicked?Off the charts!
The bubbles are still there, Lu Yilan's grandfather, who configured it five years ago, almost couldn't handle it, and the screen was stuck.
Fine.
Lu Yilan finally agreed and started the random PK mode.
Under Yaoyao's swipe screen supervision, he skipped the preparation time and started the PK directly, regardless of the punishment after finishing the fight, he directly started the next level.In this way, he only needed to play two games in an hour, but now he needs to play six games in an hour.
It might be a coincidence, or it might be a trick of the platform. In the last game before the eight o'clock stall, Lu Yilan connected to the eDonkey.
Yaoyao and five kills: Cover his face, nauseated.
What the elder brother said is what it is.
Lu Yilan covered his face with an emoji, and also turned off the voice on the other side, staring at the constantly changing PK bar below.
From the popular searches on various platforms to the overwhelming water army, this incident is actually not just a PK between the anchors, but a PK of behind-the-scenes capital.
Friends in Lu Yilan's circle also rushed to buy tickets, the club also rushed to get involved, passers-by also followed suit, and the numbers on both sides of the PK value jumped wildly and swelled.
Unlike the excited canvassing music in the small eDonkey live broadcast room, there was no sound in Lu Yilan's live broadcast room. He propped his head on one hand and stared at the string of numbers with a dull expression.
Then fell asleep.
He slammed his head on the keyboard before waking up.
"Is it finished?"
It’s over.
At the end of the PK, our side won, with a total star value of 600 million, and the opponent's 500 million, Lu Yilan's side won.
【Thank you Yaoyao for guarding the tower! 】
【Yaoyao mighty! 】
After playing PK all day, Lu Yilan also knows some "jargon". The so-called tower defense is to spend money madly one second before the end of the PK, so as not to be overtaken by the opponent. Of course, the opponent can also call this behavior "tower stealing".
"I won, what about the punishment, let me think about it." At this time, when it came to the stage of revenge and revenge, Lu Yilan also learned from the opposite side and pulled out the barrage.
"Drinking toilet water? No, this can't be broadcast, let's just do [-] push-ups."
It was done on the opposite side, Lu Yilan didn't even look at it, and pulled it to the chat box of a certain search engine on the screen, and entered: How many push-ups can a normal adult man do.
"Read it for everyone, Xdu recommends the answer for you: For adult healthy men, it is relatively normal to do 30 to 40 push-ups each time. Is it within the normal range to do 20 push-ups with one hand?"
At this point, the barrage was already laughing out loud.
[The reporter in front sent a report, the standard did two. 】
[The third one started shaking, and the fifth fell down. 】
[Twenty, is he going to finish it by crawling? 】
As expected by Lu Yilan.
"Hey, I'm here to teach you a trick. We can't compete in games, and we can't compare in physical strength. Does it prove that we are useless trash? Of course not! We can still be tougher than our mouths! Stubbornness depends on ourselves Shameless decides, as the old saying goes, a shameless person is invincible!"
"OK," Lu Yilan withdrew from the PK, "It's time to start training."
Speaking of training, Lu Yilan immediately entered the state, with no other distractions, and his expressionless face was like an old monk in meditation.
[Why can he be so flattered, 600 million eh]
【Looking at his hands and his serious face, I suddenly felt sad, and really wanted to give him a championship. 】
[Brother Lu will win the championship this year...]
Some hot-headed fans began to imagine.
【Yaoyao buy a champion for Lu Bao! 】
Yaoyao and Pentakill came out with her glittering golden bubbles.
【That is trampling on his personality. 】
After Lu Yilan's training, his heart melted when he saw this barrage - it wasn't because he went looking for this barrage on purpose, but because Shenhao's special effect bubbles could stay in the barrage assistant for a long time unless he swiped it himself. screen to play.
After the live broadcast, Lu Yilan sent a WeChat message to the other party.
L:你16岁以上60岁以下我都行,16我等你两年,60我等你20年【兔兔乖巧jpg】。
Xx: roll.
Ah, this is a little ambiguous.
But the two of them didn't contact each other in the next few days, and the ID "Yao Yao and Penta Kill" didn't appear in Lu Yilan's live broadcast room either.
Until today, he discovered a time-changing stunt-playing PK.
There is an activity link in the background of the anchor, and after clicking on it, the anchor can be randomly selected for PK.
The preparation time for a PK is 10 minutes, the PK process is 10 minutes, and the punishment is 10 minutes. That is to say, he can pass two PK games in an hour.
This fucking game invented by a genius bastard is really fucking clever, it can both waste time and make money.
Lu Yilan was extremely relaxed during the preparation process.
"Just play casually, don't be serious, it's not like the elders can't afford to lose."
So Lu Yilan lost the first three games easily, and even the female anchor was very gentle to him, and the punishment was like drawing a cat face and putting on pigtails.The fourth game, which was the last PK of his bastard anchor, was connected to a League of Legends anchor.
"Hello……"
"Professional player? Who, I don't know, I haven't heard of it."
The other party didn't seem to think that the voice had already been connected, and was still talking on his own. What was displayed on the screen was the barrage of his live broadcast room.
So the first thing Lu Yilan heard was the other party's contemptuous and disdainful voice, as well as insulting words full of sunspots.
[Brother Handicapped hasn't heard of it?When I, Lu Yilan, spent five years working in vain? 】
[Five years of work, zero honor, I can do it myself. 】
[It’s a vegetable dog, it’s normal if you don’t know each other. 】
Lu Yilan was already angry on the bullet screen, but he still smiled kindly, turned off the sound of the live broadcast room opposite, and blocked the bullet screen with an emoji.
"Sprinkle the water." Judging from his rich experience in reading the opinions of black fans on various platforms, the level of these small trolls can be regarded as a C at best.
What Lu Yilan wanted was to hurry up and finish the job for half an hour, but he didn't expect to panic. His PK track had already reached [-] stars.
The starlight value of PK is equal to one yuan, and the requirement must be a paid gift, the kind in the lottery is not counted.
"I'll go, you're still playing with your temper."
Lu Yilan pulled down the star value contribution list, and kicked out all the top few who contributed more than five digits from the live broadcast room, and the bullet screen frantically swiped question marks.
"I'm a bastard, just an ordinary, pure and kind little bastard."
Only messing around for a long time, not collecting money.
Lu Yilan glanced at the live broadcast room of the opposite anchor, he was a small anchor with a popularity of no more than [-], and his contribution list did not exceed three digits.
But at this moment, the number of people in the live broadcast room was soaring, and the barrage scolded him and this ignorant anchor at the same time.
A standard rhythm scene.
First a few controversial but not personal attack speeches, and then the black fans started to scold, and then a large wave of his "fans" poured in to defend, and with the addition of a larger number of followers and people who eat melons, one by one A battle between the false and the true and the false began.
When the PK time was counting down for ten seconds, Lu Yilan saw that the popularity of the other party's live broadcast room had exceeded one million, and the gifts in the live broadcast room dropped in one second of the countdown. When the time was over, the other party won the PK with 11 star points.
Lu Yilan lifted the voice mask.
"What's the punishment?"
"Punishment, twenty push-ups, isn't it difficult?"
The fans in Lu Yilan's studio were going into a rage.
[Damn it, he definitely did it on purpose! 】
[Knowing that the deer has a hand injury, let him do push-ups! 】
【Mad!Why not let us play PK!After winning, Lao Tzu made him drink toilet water, and let him swallow the SHI he sprayed out in one gulp! 】
Compared with the boiling live broadcast room, Lu Yilan's reaction was quite calm. He pushed away the gaming chair and stood up.
"Twenty push-ups, right?"
"Count."
He stepped back, lay down on his stomach where the camera could fully see him, and did twenty push-ups with one hand, with coherent movements and standard postures.
【Fuck! 】
[Fuck your abs! 】
[Abdominal muscles Abdominal muscles, did I see the abdominal muscles! 】
[Is this something I can watch without paying? 】
Lu Yilan lifted his T-shirt and wiped his face, pretending not to see the crazy barrage.
"Bye--" he clicked to end the PK, and clicked to open the game and log in.
"It's time to start training."
Lu Yilan turned off the voice in the live broadcast room, and then began to pant wildly, drink water, and wipe off his sweat. Although the video was shrunk, Leeuwenhoek and the others could still see the clues.
[Laughing dead a second before holding it, panting like a dog a second later. 】
[But twenty one-handed push-ups without a break is also very powerful, okay! 】
[For an e-sports player, this is really good, but it should be good for ordinary men, right?Jimei, I am a solo mother, and I don’t understand the market. 】
[The one who understands the market is here, and the physical strength is considered good. 】
Nonsense, didn't you see that brother's abs have been trained?
As usual, Lu Yilan downloaded the broadcast after training to replenish troops, and after the broadcast, he saw the new news on his mobile phone.
Xx: Why didn't you call me.
L:.
Lu Yilan replied with a full stop to express his speechlessness, why did he call him, he kicked out the fans who wanted to make money in the live broadcast room, and asked him to come over and catch a sheep and squeeze it hard?
This kind of person is a clown, and in the era of ugliness, there were such people who deliberately did things to gain attention. After all, black and red are also red.
Lu Yilan originally wanted to come out of the shower and explain to Xx, but he was too tired after doing the push-ups. After taking the medicine, before the medicine took effect, he fell asleep on the bed.
When he woke up the next day, there were 99+ unread messages on his phone
Some of them were sent by friends in the circle to comfort him, and they all promised to remember the other party's game ID and met Absolute Carnage.
The other half came from the operation of Brother Li. After reading the news of Brother Li's 66+, Lu Yilan realized that he was on the hot search last night. The key word was #小电DonkeyLu Yilan#. It forced passers-by to think that the [-]th line had picked up an advertisement for a battery car.
But that's not the point, the point is that he's on fire.
Although this wave of fire angered the e-sports trolls, it also caused him a lot of distress. After he broadcasted it last night, he received nearly 50 gifts.
[Lu, why did I just find out that you are such a fucking genius in live broadcasting!Oh, before you didn’t broadcast live, you just mixed. 】
Lu Yilan thought to himself, am I fucking messing around now too?How can you make a lot of money inexplicably by just messing around?
At six o'clock in the evening, the live broadcast had just started, and the popularity had already reached tens of millions. Barrages and gifts were swishing, like a waterfall.
"Forehead."
He was hesitant about what to spend time with today, and Yaoyao, the No. 1 shining golden god on the noble list, spoke.
【Play PK】
Lu Yilan didn't want to play this game anymore, but Yaoyao had already turned into a repeater, frantically putting it there to refresh the screen, the glittering golden bubbles with sound effects got stuck, and even the barrage assistant got stuck.
"My mother..." Lu Yilan wanted to kick him out of the live broadcast room, but found out that Shenhao, who had recharged millions, had a protection mechanism, so he couldn't be kicked?Off the charts!
The bubbles are still there, Lu Yilan's grandfather, who configured it five years ago, almost couldn't handle it, and the screen was stuck.
Fine.
Lu Yilan finally agreed and started the random PK mode.
Under Yaoyao's swipe screen supervision, he skipped the preparation time and started the PK directly, regardless of the punishment after finishing the fight, he directly started the next level.In this way, he only needed to play two games in an hour, but now he needs to play six games in an hour.
It might be a coincidence, or it might be a trick of the platform. In the last game before the eight o'clock stall, Lu Yilan connected to the eDonkey.
Yaoyao and five kills: Cover his face, nauseated.
What the elder brother said is what it is.
Lu Yilan covered his face with an emoji, and also turned off the voice on the other side, staring at the constantly changing PK bar below.
From the popular searches on various platforms to the overwhelming water army, this incident is actually not just a PK between the anchors, but a PK of behind-the-scenes capital.
Friends in Lu Yilan's circle also rushed to buy tickets, the club also rushed to get involved, passers-by also followed suit, and the numbers on both sides of the PK value jumped wildly and swelled.
Unlike the excited canvassing music in the small eDonkey live broadcast room, there was no sound in Lu Yilan's live broadcast room. He propped his head on one hand and stared at the string of numbers with a dull expression.
Then fell asleep.
He slammed his head on the keyboard before waking up.
"Is it finished?"
It’s over.
At the end of the PK, our side won, with a total star value of 600 million, and the opponent's 500 million, Lu Yilan's side won.
【Thank you Yaoyao for guarding the tower! 】
【Yaoyao mighty! 】
After playing PK all day, Lu Yilan also knows some "jargon". The so-called tower defense is to spend money madly one second before the end of the PK, so as not to be overtaken by the opponent. Of course, the opponent can also call this behavior "tower stealing".
"I won, what about the punishment, let me think about it." At this time, when it came to the stage of revenge and revenge, Lu Yilan also learned from the opposite side and pulled out the barrage.
"Drinking toilet water? No, this can't be broadcast, let's just do [-] push-ups."
It was done on the opposite side, Lu Yilan didn't even look at it, and pulled it to the chat box of a certain search engine on the screen, and entered: How many push-ups can a normal adult man do.
"Read it for everyone, Xdu recommends the answer for you: For adult healthy men, it is relatively normal to do 30 to 40 push-ups each time. Is it within the normal range to do 20 push-ups with one hand?"
At this point, the barrage was already laughing out loud.
[The reporter in front sent a report, the standard did two. 】
[The third one started shaking, and the fifth fell down. 】
[Twenty, is he going to finish it by crawling? 】
As expected by Lu Yilan.
"Hey, I'm here to teach you a trick. We can't compete in games, and we can't compare in physical strength. Does it prove that we are useless trash? Of course not! We can still be tougher than our mouths! Stubbornness depends on ourselves Shameless decides, as the old saying goes, a shameless person is invincible!"
"OK," Lu Yilan withdrew from the PK, "It's time to start training."
Speaking of training, Lu Yilan immediately entered the state, with no other distractions, and his expressionless face was like an old monk in meditation.
[Why can he be so flattered, 600 million eh]
【Looking at his hands and his serious face, I suddenly felt sad, and really wanted to give him a championship. 】
[Brother Lu will win the championship this year...]
Some hot-headed fans began to imagine.
【Yaoyao buy a champion for Lu Bao! 】
Yaoyao and Pentakill came out with her glittering golden bubbles.
【That is trampling on his personality. 】
After Lu Yilan's training, his heart melted when he saw this barrage - it wasn't because he went looking for this barrage on purpose, but because Shenhao's special effect bubbles could stay in the barrage assistant for a long time unless he swiped it himself. screen to play.
After the live broadcast, Lu Yilan sent a WeChat message to the other party.
L:你16岁以上60岁以下我都行,16我等你两年,60我等你20年【兔兔乖巧jpg】。
Xx: roll.
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