cat president

Gu Jiang found the evidence in the reincarnation pool, touched a few fish for Liu Tong, and found a small bucket. In order to appease Gu Jiang, Liu Tong had turned into a child these days, so a half-grown fish The child followed Gu Jiang, carrying a few fish in his hands, and went to the underworld to rebel.

Gu Jiang's ability is not weak, and he is a natural black koi. If he wants to smash the chessboard, no one can stop him.

Just when everyone thought that Gu Jiang would be the new King of Hades, Gu Jiang suddenly promulgated a series of regulations to establish new rules for the underworld.

1. Hell King of Hell is selected by auditions from all over the world. Applicants need to meet the basic requirements of being free from evil in ten lifetimes. There is no age limit and no education limit.

2. The underworld Hades audition system is outsourced to Gu Yan, who is responsible for compiling and monitoring bugs, and cheating is strictly prohibited.

3. The rest of the staff in the prefecture have academic requirements, and the minimum education must be a graduate from a world-class comprehension university

4. The work of the underworld will be promulgated by specific regulations. At that time, all work must be carried out in accordance with the regulations, and private derivatives are strictly prohibited.

5. Those who do not follow the rules will die (this koi will personally send you on the road)

Gu Jiang's new rules were quickly implemented with Article 5, and the Jiang family that had lasted for thousands of years finally fell.

As expected of Jiang's mother, she did not show any performance at all after going through the storm, as if it was not her power that fell, but someone else who was irrelevant.

Gu Jiang decided to go home and come out.

So, he picked a day to go home.

At that time, Mother Jiang and Sister Gu were watching TV. Gu Jiang said very seriously, "I like men."

Gu Jiang said again, I am with Liu Tong.

Mother Jiang was puzzled for a moment: Who?

Sister Gu answered without raising her head while peeling the oranges: Song asked.

Mother Jiang let out a disinterested voice and continued watching TV.

Gu Jiang felt that he had not received basic respect, so he went to find his father again.

Gu Jiang: Dad, I like men.

Papa Gu glanced at him, then continued to read the newspaper: Oh.

Gu Jiang: Dad, I decided to be with Liu Tong.

Papa Gu was puzzled for a moment: Who?

Sister Gu answered from a distance in the living room: Just his junior high school deskmate——Song Wen!

Papa Gu's doubts were allayed in an instant, and he said calmly: Oh

Gu Jiang: Dad, you are going to be the best!

Papa Gu was calm: I knew about you when you were in junior high school.

Gu Jiang: ...?

I don't even know, but you already know?

What the hell are you thinking about?

After knocking the melon seeds, Mother Jiang said calmly: "Okay, haven't you two been together a long time ago?"How many years has it been since you were in junior high school? Besides, you lost your job because of him seven years ago. It is so obvious that we are not blind.

Gu Jiang:?

I'm not me without you don't talk nonsense

Gu Jiang was not happy at all when the cabinet came out.

So, I went home in despair.

Liu Tong was waiting for him at home: "I have prepared something for you!"

Gu Jiang asked: "What?"

Liu Tong took out a piece of paper.

Gu Jiang raised her eyebrows: Marriage certificate?

Liu Tong unfolded the paper——

XXX nurturing contract

Gu Jiang: ...

No, I feel that I have no human rights in this family.

Later, when the sibling relationship between Gu Jiang and Gu Jiang was revealed, there was such a rumor on the Internet.

#柳式集团的委员会免费养一个兄弟姐姐，真人#

#Shock!It turns out that there is really a borrowed sister to take the position#

#Detail those celebrities in history, Cao Cao likes to play with people 00 wives, Liu Che likes to play with brothers and sisters, test which one you belong to#

Gu Jiang: ...

what a mess

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The author has something to say: I don’t know what to write in Fanwai, I think the explanation is almost the same, do you have any questions?

☆, extra

The birth of Gu Jiang and Gu Jiang is destined to be a bloody storm.

In fact, Mother Jiang originally only wanted one child and a dragon.

Gu Jiang is not a dragon, so she had a second child, Gu Jiang.

Gu Jiang was a dragon egg when she was a child, a dragon girl when she was older, and a dragon clan when she was older. With her mother's suggestion, she began to practice Shinto, yearning for the prosperity and faith in the entertainment industry. She is about to become the last god in the world and is complacent, but she doesn't know that she and her elder brother are both pawns in the hands of their mother. They were born in their proper positions to complete the entire chessboard.

After the dragon clan is cultivated, it can transform into a flying dragon and open up a pillar of heaven. The flying dragon is in the sky and uses the body of the dragon to forcibly break the barrier between the fairy world and the god world, reshaping the road to the sky.

The road to heaven is nothing great, but if an ambitious person leads a large number of people to take the opportunity to kill the Heavenly Court, things will definitely become very remarkable.

Mother Jiang has paved the way for her ambition and aspirations for many years.Including Gu Jiang going to the Gu family, Gu Jiang going to the underworld, and Gu Jiang contacting the Jiang family.Gu Jiang is able to contact the world, the underworld, and monks. The more people she makes friends with, the more power Mother Jiang can use.She formed a good wave of forces, of course, based on the good relationship between everyone and Gu Jiang, and on the premise that her daughter is a fool and her son is a killing machine.

Gu Jiang is a black koi.

Black koi have no feelings, they like killing and blood, live in the abyss of vicious curses and sins, appreciate the ugly faces of flies and dogs, and admire all negative emotions.

It was born to represent destruction, crime, killing, blood, and all pain makes them happy.

So is Gu Jiang.

At least it should have been.

He doesn't care about human life, he doesn't care about blood, he doesn't care about feelings, he doesn't care about everything.

Watching other people's suffering, he is happy, creating other people's betrayal, he admires, lamenting others' meanness and ungratefulness, he praises him more than a thumb.

He seems to be a natural anti-social personality, and the suffering of others makes him happy.

He knew that his mother had ambitions, but he didn't intend to get to the bottom of it.

As long as he can create slaughter and blood, create curses and betrayals, ugliness tears apart virtues, and reveals a ferocious and terrifying face, he himself is very happy.

He doesn't care about people, justice, or fairness.

He is the darling of the Creator, born to destroy light and create darkness, showing his ugly face in panic is his favorite drama.

All beings are suffering.

He is very happy.

So, he doesn't care what his mother wants to do.

He has been fond of cats for a while.

Not because of the cuteness of cats.

Because cats are naturally sensitive to evil and ugliness, every cat is as arrogant as a little leopard in front of him, arching its small body, and screaming at him tremblingly, and finally has to bow its knees and suffer bitterly in order to survive. It's so interesting to have a deep hatred and flattery on the one hand.

He loves the thrill of breaking someone's spine.

It's a pity that the dragon palace is full of molluscs, and there is no such thing as a backbone.

Mother Jiang's calculations are very good, Gu Jiang really doesn't care about the lives and deaths of others, and doesn't care whether her mother covets the throne of heaven, who cares.

As long as he can create carnage and blood, create curses and betrayals, and ugliness tear virtue apart, he is happy.

Everything changed the year I met Song Wen.

Song Wen never knew that he saved the world.

On the first day Gu Jiang met Song Wen, he wanted to make Song Wen cry without any other color. Unfortunately, Song Wen had no father, no mother, no brothers, no sisters, and being single was like a duckweed , wherever it floats.Gu Jiang couldn't find a gap, couldn't create a betrayal, and was reluctant to kill and stain the face of the toy with blood. The new toy was too rare, and Gu Jiang was reluctant to ruin it all at once.

Song Wen created a miracle, in various senses.

He was the first prey that did not die under Gu Jiang's hands, like a well-preserved juvenile toy, unconsciously spent three years day and night attracting Gu Jiang, and finally made Gu Jiang fall in love with him, surrendering to his logic and Principles, changed their own style of conduct.

What Song Wen didn't know was that Gu Jiang actually couldn't experience the warmth and coldness of the world. When Gu Jiang was running for the equality of all things, all he thought was that he wanted others to laugh freely like Song Wen.

Song Wen will never know in his life how bad Gu Jiang's nature is.