cat president

Liu Tong made Gu Jiangxiao's heart shudder, and touched his nose guilty, thinking that amnesia is really annoying.

Gu Jiang watched the seven small videos three times, saw the flowers, but did not see anything else, so he could only turn to Qiao Tiantong again: "How about the things from seven years ago?"

"Press the button in front." Qiao Tiantong rubbed his eyes, opened the door of the store half awake, then walked slowly to the backyard, and glanced at the video, "That's it..." His His hand stopped in mid-air, "Eh?" His sleepy eyes widened, Qiao Tiantong took a step forward in surprise, and poked a few times on the mirror.

The mirror lighted up once, then went out again.

Liu Tong: ...

A fake is a fake!

Qiao Tiantong: ...

Alas, the waste products picked up in the garbage dump are not good for use.

Gu Jiang: ...

Can this person have a reliable day.

The psychic mirror is like a dead tree. After pressing the backtracking button, it withers quickly and can no longer display any information.

Cursing the fake product, Liu Tong, who knew it was the real product in his heart, coughed, played his stingy business spirit, and pulled Gu Jiang's sleeve with a guilty conscience: "Is this the merchant's responsibility or the buyer's responsibility? "

Gu Jiang held his sweaty hand and said with a light smile, "Don't worry, we won't pay."

Liu Tong: "We can't afford it either!" Liu Tong broke his fingers and began to count, "According to the market price, the ratio of spar to RMB, for such a mirror that costs 20 spar per hour, we have to pay fifty companies to go public. Give him 100% of the company's shares," Liu Tong touched his nose guiltily, "Although the Liu family is rich, but—"

Gu Jiang sighed: "I can afford it."

Liu Tong's eyes sparkled: "Are you rich?"

Gu Jiang felt helpless: "Yes."

Liu Tong's expectant eyes were like those of a child who wants to eat candy, and he knew at a glance that he wanted Gu Jiang to buy him something.

So Gu Jiang said helplessly: "Whatever you want to buy, let's agree first, we don't want anything from his store."

"I don't want anything from his house," Liu Tong said quickly after planning for a long time, "I want to eat the ornamental fish that I ate at your house on the first day!"

Gu Jiang: ...

You really gave me a big problem.

"That fish doesn't have to be sold," Qiao Tiantong interrupted while repairing the psychic mirror, "I want it too, but unfortunately, there is only one property in the world, and I can't get in yet."

"Where is it?" Upon hearing that no money was required, Liu Tong immediately got airy, "Can I go in?"

Qiao Tiantong let out a hey, and said, "I think that's enough, Gu Jiang will let you in? Don't even think about it."

Liu Tong then turned to look at Gu Jiang.

A pair of light-colored eyes are shining, as before, when looking at Gu Jiang, they are full of trust, as if there is a whole world.

"I really really want to go" was engraved in Liu Tong's eyes, and Gu Jiang couldn't stand it.

"In a few days," Gu Jiang said, "I'll take you there."

"Yo, yo," Qiao Tiantong held up a bunch of parts for tinkering, and at the moment held up a screw, "I want to go too, can you take me in together, sir?"

Gu Jiang: ... "He can turn into a cat, can you?"

Gu Jiang's death ray killed Qiao Tiantong.

Qiao Tiantong groaned as he installed the screw: "We value sex over friends."

Gu Jiang asked him back: "Do you really want to go?"

Qiao Tiantong thought for a while: "I know that I don't have the fate to eat lychees, but I'm afraid I have the fate to be Concubine Yang."

"What?!" Liu Tong said loudly, "Is that kind of relationship between you two?"

Gu Jiang explained: "What he means is that after the mutiny in Maweipo in the province, I killed him to sacrifice to heaven."

"Understood me," Qiao Tiantong clapped his hands and laughed, "At that time, he will be responsible for killing people, you will be responsible for picking things up, and I will be responsible for being sacrificed to heaven by cannon fodder. How miserable I am. I won't go."

"Where exactly?" Liu Tong asked curiously.

"It's not easy to explain," Gu Jiang thought for a while, "You can think of it as a secret realm. After the collapse of the Heavenly Dao, the Dao of Reincarnation was also affected, and many fragments were cracked. Although it was repaired later, some ghosts were not subdued, so every year At a fixed time, the rift in the Dao of Reincarnation will be opened, and some monks will be let in. These monks hold special jade cards, which record the number of ghosts they have subdued, as well as their personal identification marks. The monks are commending. The rewards are quite generous."

"Is that fish a reward?"

"Cough," Gu Jiang was a little embarrassed, "No."

Qiao Tiantong laughed loudly: "What reward, that fish was caught by Gu Jiang from the reincarnation pond."

"Can we continue to catch fish from the reincarnation pond?" Liu Tong was enthusiastic.

Gu Jiang: ...

What crime did the fish in the reincarnation pond do to make me feel like this.

Seeing the resistance on Gu Jiang's face, Liu Tong let out a groan, and started wandering around, pretending to look at the magical artifacts around him, and didn't mention this again.

Qiao Tiantong noticed the change in the atmosphere, and explained them without raising his head: "Hey, Mr. Gu, fish shouldn't be raised in the Samsara Pond. It's not against morality to catch a few."

Indeed, fish should not be raised in the reincarnation pond.

The Jiang family just wanted to raise another black koi.

"Shouldn't fish be raised in the reincarnation pond?" Liu Tong didn't know anything, so he could only keep playing a hundred thousand whys.

"Well," Qiao Tiantong explained, "the fish in the reincarnation pond are contaminated with the breath of reincarnation. If they are raised from the first level to the ninth level, they will be black koi. If the carp jumps over the dragon gate, it will be a dragon. Black koi Become a black dragon, hey, palm life and death, can reverse reincarnation. Not to mention the black dragon, even the black koi, if you practice well, you can send living things to the underworld casually, just like Thanos, snap your fingers and you die gone."

Liu Tong was very shocked: "The black dragon reversed reincarnation, didn't it just snap his fingers, and the ghost came back to life."

"Very smart!" Qiao Tiantong snapped his fingers exaggeratedly, "Anyway, the way of heaven has collapsed, and two snaps of fingers in the future can reshape the way of heaven."

*****

While Qiao Tiantong was repairing the magic weapon, Liu Tong was walking around in circles. Gu Jiang took the magic weapon ordered from Qiao Tiantong, and said with a smile, "Don't look, there is nothing in this shop that comes from a legitimate source."

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Qiao Tiantong clicked his tongue, "The things I got by picking up trash by myself are not legal."

Gu Jiang said: "Forget it, this is the collapse of the heavens, or wait for the owner to catch up and beat you."

"I didn't steal it!" Qiao Tiantong said loudly and confidently, "I pick up trash that others don't want!"

Gu Jiang clicked his tongue and said nothing.

Qiao Tiantong said loudly again: "If you are capable, don't take the magic weapon from me!"

Gu Jiang hesitated: ...

The things in Qiao Tiantong's shop are not from the right place, and it's not groundless. There is a reason for everyone to say that.

Qiao Tiantong himself doesn't know how to refine weapons, and he doesn't know the refiner, but there is a steady stream of things in the store, never out of stock, almost no duplicates, and most of them are second-hand, which is completely inconsistent with the basic logic of refining ——Generally speaking, a grocery store can at least mass-produce a kind of refining weapon. Obviously, Qiao Tiantong’s grocery store does not belong to this kind, so many people doubt the source of Qiao Tiantong, suspecting that he stole other people’s magic weapon, just because he has been No owner came to the door, so we have no evidence.It can only be discussed in private.

Gu Jiang didn't think about stealing things from mortals, because almost all of Qiao Tiantong's possessions were fairy weapons, and most people couldn't recognize the difference between fairy weapons and magical weapons, but Gu Jiang grew up in the Dragon Palace, let alone fairy weapons. I have seen a lot of artifacts, so I can tell the difference at a glance. Although the heavens have collapsed and the immortals are separated, there is a gap in the heavens. Gu Jiang always thinks that Qiao Tiantong should have found a gap in the heavens. It is estimated that it is the armory of the fairy world or something, and a few weapons will drop from time to time.Qiao Tiantong picked it up secretly.

As for why there is a gap in the heavenly way, Gu Jiang pondered, it might be the gap dug secretly by the immortals in order to descend to the mortal world.

"Okay, it's fixed," Qiao Tiantong stared thoughtfully at the psychic mirror, then at Liu Tong, carefully thought about all the mixed-breed cats in the past 30 years, and finally got an idea, "I know who you are Yes," Qiao Tiantong turned his head again, and said to Gu Jiang, "I probably know the whole story," he said slowly, "but because you value sex over friends, I won't tell you."

Gu Jiang: ...

Qiao Tiantong said again: "Since you know he is a cat, why don't you take him back home to have a look. He has been sealed, I suggest you don't undo it."

Qiao Tiantong thought for a while, and then said: "No, wait a minute." He closed his eyes, thought about the situation carefully, and said, "It's better to untie it."

Gu Jiang: ...

This person cannot have a reliable day.

Gu Jiang hesitated for a moment, and asked Qiao Tiandao: "He, did he become a human from a demon cultivation, or was he possessed by a cat?"

Gu Jiang tended to think that Song Wen was originally human, because this boy was always close to humans when he was young, so Gu Jiang's search direction has been deviated over the years. He has been looking for Song Wen in the human world and Song Wen in the human race.

Unexpectedly, Song Wen might not be human, or even a demon.

Qiao Tiantong thought for a while: "I don't know how to count mixed blood. It's too troublesome for you to be mixed. For example, in your family, your mother is sometimes a human and sometimes a ghost. In addition to your father's special species, you can create nine by yourself. Clan, if you mess with your mother again, it will directly lead to the fact that the big star sister's clan is not the same clan as yours. It's too messy. He is even more different, he should be a descendant of the human race and the cat clan."

"It makes sense." Liu Tong nodded, "My father is a cat, and my mother is a human. But I don't remember the seal." Liu Tong was puzzled.

"Go to Gu's house to see the old ancestor," Qiao Tiantong said, "For the sake of the big brother who has protected me for so many years, I will kindly provide a piece of information. Gu Jiang, you have saved him before."

Gu Jiang: ...

What a fake news.

"Of course I saved him," Gu Jiang replied, "When I first met him."

Qiao Tiantong: ...

All right, anyway, I don't understand your world, and I don't dare to get involved.