cat president

The top three trending searches have already been occupied by #时尚女星和一个新级网红#, Liu Tong angrily threw away his phone, thinking about [-] ways to deal with men and women, intending to give them some color, completely forgetting who he is The instigator of this matter, and he has nothing to do with a certain cutting-edge Internet celebrity, and he has no position to blame the other party.

The [-] solutions were not implemented in the end, and it was getting dark again.

Turning back into a little black cat, he scratched a big hole in front of Gu Jiang's house with his paw angrily.

Today is the fourth day.

In three days, he can get rid of the state of turning into a black cat.

This state is a bit like a werewolf, but not the same.

He doesn't transform on the night of the full moon, but for a few days every year, he will transform into a cat.The location is different every year, but it is fixed after each cat change.

For example, this year, he has been at the door of Gu Jiang's house.

Back seven years ago, in the first year, there was only one night when I was forced to become a cat.He fell under a big locust tree at that time.The locust tree is huge, and the surrounding area is empty, eerie and ghostly.As an adult, he can catch ghosts, but as a child, he is afraid of ghosts.Fortunately it was only one day.

In the second year, I was forced to become a cat for two nights, both times at a milk tea soup shop.There were ghosts coming and going in front of the milk tea soup shop, not only little ghosts, but also ghosts and ghost kings. He was only the size of a palm at the time, so he didn't dare to go in and look. He found a tree in desperation and lay down for two nights.

In the third year, I was forced to become a cat for three nights.He already had a little mana at that time, and after landing, he turned around and landed on the seashore.The empty ocean, the silence under the night is very reassuring.But his parents' experience told him that the ocean at night is the most dangerous.So he found a place away from the tide and hid for three nights.

In the fourth year, he was forced to become a cat for four nights. At this time, he was able to catch little ghosts and earth binding spirits. At that time, he landed under the big locust tree, and he slapped on the tree, causing his forehead to hurt.He caught a few little ghosts under the big locust tree, and was chased three miles away by the big bosses of the ghost world.

In the fifth year, five nights were forced to become cats, and the location was still at the milk tea soup shop. There were three queues of ghost bosses at the entrance of the milk tea soup shop. Liu Tong glanced at them from afar. Liu Tong knew that he couldn't beat the bosses, let alone the opponent who defeated the boss, so he spent five nights in hiding.

In the sixth year, I was finally able to feel proud, and settled in a zoo. There were stray cats and stray dogs in this zoo. Liu Tong didn’t have to be frightened, and he didn’t have to hide. After six nights with his head held high, he turned around and invested directly The zoo opened a shelter for stray cats.

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This year is the seventh year, there should be seven nights.Landing in a residential area, Liu Tong finally stepped into the threshold with his head probed, and met Gu Jiang.

The little black cat is outside the door, indulging in the disgraceful memories of the past, while Gu Jiang is arguing with his sister inside the door.

He had to get his sister to get him the cat driver's sign.

It's not that he can't take it himself, but he doesn't want to go home.

Gu Jiang's surname is Gu, and the surname is a bit inappropriate.

His mother's surname is Jiang, and his father's surname is Meng.

The old Wang next door is not surnamed Gu, the old Wang next door is named Song.

This Gu, his surname is grandma's Gu.

Why does Gu Jiang have the surname Gu?Because his grandma's surname is Gu.

Why is it that Gu Jiang's grandma's surname is Gu, so why should he be surnamed Gu?

Because he can lick cats!

The Gu family is one of the three major master families in the world, belonging to cat masters.

As a black koi living in the sea, Gu Jiang's greatest wish in his life is to masturbate cats all over the world!

Therefore, when Gu Jiang was very young, he abandoned the Crystal Palace under the sea without hesitation, ran into the world swaggeringly, and transformed himself into the young son of the Gu family.I lived a life where cats were masturbating every day.

Even cats like Gu Jiang.

Not aloof at all, each of them wanted to stick to Gu Jiang's body.

Every time something happens, Gu Jiang is always protected by a bunch of hairballs.

Because the race is fish, Gu Jiang can be called a talented player in the matter of controlling cats.

Of course, as time went by, Gu Jiang still deviated from the track of being a carefree little son, and finally had to set foot in the Jiang family's territory, becoming the person Jiang's mother hated the most.

Far away, when Gu Jiang left Gu Jiang, he took away his cat driver's sign.As a result, he ran away from home seven years ago and landed in the Crystal Palace under the sea.

He doesn't want to go back.

He didn't want it at first, but recently he suspected that his junior high school classmate might be possessed by the black cat, so he planned to detect it.

He touched the root bone of the little black cat, and it was a very common hybrid cat, oh, it should be a hybrid cat, a cross-race hybrid cat.

This kind of cat is the easiest to develop spiritual intelligence, but the most difficult to cultivate.Because there are too many impurities in the body, without external interference, the IQ of a three-year-old child is basically maintained for life.

But this cat is clearly not.

The IQ of this little black cat must be 16 years old.

Moreover, Gu Jiang was a little skeptical about the nine-square grid picture taken by the little black cat, whether the junior high school deskmate accidentally got himself on the cat's body in some practice.

Compared to his junior high school deskmate who is a cat, Gu Jiang prefers his junior high school deskmate to be possessed by a cat.

After all, there is no cat in the world who can hold back in front of him.

He is the little treasure held in the palm of the big cats.

Obviously, his deskmate in junior high school never had any friendship with him other than his deskmate.

Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for his deskmate to be a cat.

No cat can resist his charm, and all cats love to pamper him.

This is the joy of two-way main pet that outsiders can't understand.

When I lick the cat, the cat licks me too.

The younger sister has never seen a little black cat, but this does not prevent her from judging according to the situation: "Did you find a cat that can become a cat spirit?"

The cat spirit is the cat controlled by the cat trainer.Divided into nine levels, the more tails, the higher the level, the highest is the nine-tailed cat.

The four cats in Gu Jiang's family are all purebred ordinary cats with one tail.

The younger sister can be regarded as a good sister who is controlled by her brother in matters that do not involve her mother and Gu Jiang: "Wait for me for 3 minutes, and I will get it for you when I go home."

3 minutes is spent looking for things.

Gu Jiang's things are in disarray, so it may take a while to find them.

When the little black cat tiptoed into Gu Jiang's house, Gu Jiang happened to perform a big transformation in the hall.

The little black cat was shocked on the spot.

The popular actress is not human?

Will Gu Jiang be in danger?

No, I'm going to hide him.