A tale of two pussies

Hey... You said that the two of them have been here for so many years, and it's not too late, but at this time, one or both of them are starting to get better. Well, it happened that the two of them started to disagree with each other in less than half an hour. How will we live after this?

Ruan Meng sat on the small bench in the kitchen crying, and the elite who was fooling the world outside turned into a child with snot and tears, crying so hard that he almost passed out, staring at It was even sadder than that time in the toilet.

Yang Xiaoshu couldn't see him crying the most, although a big old man is a little bit motherly, he can't really become a little girl, right?What's the matter if you cry at every turn!I don't know how to persuade him, but looking at it, Yang Xiaoshu's own eyes were also red, and tears fell from the tip of his mouth and nose.

"I don't dislike you, I just feel uncomfortable. If I had known earlier that I actually like you and told you earlier, you would not have been with Qi Shao." Ruan Meng cried with a heavy nasal voice while lowering her head talking.

Yang Xiaoshu yelled back, "Who is with him? If it weren't for you, would I have slept with him? I told you not to talk to him, but if you insisted on making me reconcile with him, I did it on purpose! He pissed you off/in bed! Do you regret it now? It's too late!"

Ruan Meng was taken aback by his yelling, she didn't dare to cry, she pursed her mouth and hiccupped, and after a while she heard a slight sobbing sound, when Ruan Meng raised her head, Yang Xiaoshu was biting her lower lip and crying too, He panicked all of a sudden, stood up and wiped his tears, and said, "Aren't we going to make a fuss? I was wrong, so don't cry... Puff!" Before he finished speaking, he burst out laughing .

Yang Xiaoshu was feeling very uncomfortable, and he felt so inexplicable when he smiled like this, why did he laugh just when he was crying well?Could it be that this kid has been playing with him from beginning to end?The fire in his heart was added again, "What are you laughing at?"

Ruan Meng shook her head, raised her hand to show him, all right, there was something black stuck to her fingertips, and said, "The makeup is gone."

"Ah!" Yang Xiaoshu screamed, pushed Ruan Meng away and ran to the bathroom, yelling, "What kind of broken eyeliner is this! Didn't it say it's waterproof! Erbai, how dare you lie to my old lady! Damn! cut you!"

With this commotion, those sad atmospheres were all gone, Ruan Meng stood at the door of the bathroom with a smirk on her face, and there were still fresh tears on her face.Yang Xiaoshu was busy wiping his eyeliner and didn't have time to pay attention to him. Finally, he cleaned up. When he turned his head and saw Ruan Meng, he became embarrassed again, "How about we go to the store for something to eat?"

Ruan Meng said yes, and she was about to go out after getting dressed, but Yang Xiaoshu blocked the door with a dark face, "Go! Wash your face! You want everyone to know that anchor Ruan just cried a lot? "

"Oh."

When they arrived at the store, the business was much better than usual. Yang Xiaoshu stood on tiptoe and whispered in Ruan Meng's ear: "Hey! Usually, they are usually in pairs. So there are so many singles!"

Ruan Meng thought so too, so she nodded.When the two arrived at the bar, the sharp-eyed Bai Yiming saw them as early as when they appeared, pushed away the bartender in front of them and squeezed over, smiling wickedly: "Yo~ You two are done?"

"What do you think?" Yang Xiaoshu raised the hand that was clasped with Ruan Meng, and shook it as if showing off.

At this moment Ruan Meng was shy, her face blushed and she lowered her head slightly and remained silent.

Bai Yiming put his chin in his hands and said: "You two are really tossing! You have been blind for so many years. Come on, I won't say anything else. Now that the lovers are finally married, what will the two newcomers drink? I invite you today!"

Yang Xiaoshu snorted coldly, "Please? Okay! I remember that there is a bottle of Lafite in our store? That's all. Oh yes, please if you want to include cost and profit!"

"Damn it! Yang Xiaoshu, why don't you just draw my blood and drink it, you!" Bai Yiming's eyes widened.That stuff costs tens of thousands of dollars!Can he afford him?It is estimated that if his blood is drained, it will not be worth two mouthfuls of the stuff!

Yang Xiaoshu squinted at him, hummed and said, "I haven't even thought about the broken eyeliner you recommended to me! What is waterproof? The color fades after one swipe, and I have to pay more than 100 yuan. Come on, how do I pay for this loss? "

Bai Yiming choked, he deliberately introduced Yang Xiaoshu's eyeliner that fades easily, didn't he just want to see him make a fool of himself!Well, he was caught without seeing it, and he didn't dare to say that he did it on purpose, so he could only stare at Yang Xiaoshu in silence.

Ruan Meng had been left alone for a long time, and the two of them would have to forget him if they kept silent, so they grabbed Yang Xiaoshu's hand and said, "Yang Yang, let's not bother with Erbai? Just don't put on makeup, in fact, you look better like this."