A tale of two pussies

The car was driving on the way home, neither of them spoke. In the space separated from the outside, Ruan Meng's voice from the radio turned the atmosphere that should have been silent into silence.

Ruan Meng said suddenly, "Actually, I learned this song when I was in college, but I never found a chance. It should be said that I didn't find that person to sing to him."

"Huh? What song?"

Ruan Meng smiled lightly and did not speak. He turned up the volume of the radio, and his voice came out from inside, "There is a song that I have never had the chance to sing to him. Man, I suddenly realized in the past few days, it's not that I didn't find it but I didn't find it. Now I want to sing it to him, "Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You"..." The soft prelude slowly played, Ruan Meng tilted her head and smiled at Yang Xiaoshu He smiled, put his hands on his lap, and hummed softly along with the music.

Yang Xiaoshu drove seriously, and laughed twice when he heard the lyrics, "Hey! Are you bullying me for failing English?"

Ruan Meng ignored him and continued humming to the music.

"... Nothing's gonna change my love for you

Yououghtknowbynowhowmuchloveyou

One thing you can be sure of

Inever ask for more than your love

Nothing's gonna change my love for you

Yououghtknowbynowhowmuchloveyou

The world may change my whole life through

But nothing's gonna change my love for you..."

After a song was over, the car just entered the parking lot of the community. Yang Xiaoshu smirked and said to Ruan Meng, who had stepped out with one foot: "Yesiknow, andnowifound, metoo."

Ruan Meng stood up abruptly, lived up to expectations, and bumped her head against the car door frame with a loud bang. It hurt when she heard it, but she fell back into the driver's seat and didn't even groan. He turned his head and looked at Yang Xiaoshu without getting too tired.

Yang Xiaoshu curled her lips, turned off the ignition, untied her seat belt, and tapped Ruan Meng's head with her fingers, "Don't dislike my sister's grammar! My sister has never passed English before! It would be great if I could teach you a few ABCs."

Ruan Meng hummed heavily, anyway, as long as she can understand, why care about those details.

Seeing his stupidity, Yang Xiaoshu got out of the car and went around in front of him, saying, "Are you stupid? Are you going to be sent to the hospital?"

"No, no, no, it's okay." Ruan Meng quickly jumped out of the car, and before she could stand still, there was a throbbing pain at the hit place, and she immediately grinned and began to hum.

Yang Xiaoshu was really convinced by his arc of reflex, closed the car door and pressed the lock, stood on tiptoe and pulled his hair to see, "It's swollen with a little bit of effort, do you care? Why don't we go to the hospital to see Look, don't really crash it."

"It doesn't matter, I was a little confused just now, and it's all right now."

"Okay! I used to howl for a while, no matter what happened or not, but now I've bumped into a man." Yang Xiaoshu jokingly said.

Ruan Meng was unhappy, "I've always been a man!"

"Yes, you man, you hit your head on the door frame yourself, are you more manly than a bitch like me?"

"Yang Xiaoshu!" Ruan Meng stared at him fiercely.

Yang Xiaoshu looked helpless, "Look, we men dare to call me by my first name now."

"Sometimes I really want to tear your mouth off." Ruan Meng muttered.

The parking lot was very quiet at first, but Yang Xiaoshu heard a word without missing a word, raised his eyebrows, and came again at the place where Ruan Meng was hit, "Oh~ You are so handsome, man? No way. , we have to go to the hospital."

Ruan Meng watched as he bit down on his open mouth, hugged, pushed, pressed, pressed against the car door and began to gnaw.