A tale of two pussies

The number of people in the bar gradually increased, and Bai Yiming, as the boss, continued to be lazy for no reason.

So the three of them chatted and laughed in full swing.

However, Director Meng was mostly perfunctory, and the more people there were, the more he felt that something was wrong.

Bai Yiming and Ruan Meng said a few words, and turned the topic to Meng Yu, "I heard that most of the shows you make are emotional shows, do you have to have a lot of love to understand those things?"

"Ah? Uh..." Meng Yu came back to his senses, and laughed dryly, "How can I do that! I haven't talked about it a few times, and it's all about college. I don't know what emotion is, so I just talk about it according to the script. speak."

"Really?" Bai Yiming didn't quite believe it, "You don't have a date yet?"

"No. I've been busy with work since graduation, so I don't have time to find a partner."

Bai Yiming pursed his lips and smiled like a kitten planning some bad idea.

broken!These two words flashed in Ruan Meng's mind, and she said, "Erbai, come with me."

"Why?" Bai Yiming was very unhappy when he was interrupted to chat with the handsome guy, but Ruan Meng had no choice but to go with him as if I had something important to tell you. "Then Lao Meng, I'll go with Xiaomeng."

"Well, let's go." Meng Yute waved his hand generously.

Ruan Meng took two steps, then turned back suddenly, and said to Meng Yu, "Stay here obediently, don't run around! Also, don't talk to strangers, and don't drink from strangers!"

"Hey..." The corners of Meng Yu's mouth twitched when he heard his words of admonishing the child. "Taicao, I seem to be 25 years old, right?"

Ruan Meng gave him an idiot look, "You don't know how old you are? Anyway, you just treat yourself like a statue, wait for us to come back, soon!"

Pulling Bai Yiming straight to the toilet, Ruan Meng slammed the door shut after entering.

Bai Yiming looked at him in horror, "Hey! Anchor Ruan! What are you doing? I'm not interested in you!"

"What are you thinking about?" Ruan Meng curled her lips, pinched his face, and said, "Erbai, didn't you say we can't provoke straight men! Then you..."

Bai Yiming blinked innocently, "What's wrong with him? He has never provoked a straight man before!"

"Don't pretend to be stupid! I'm talking about Lao Meng, you just wanted to stick to someone and fell in love with him?" Ruan Meng is usually a little slow, but he has been with Bai Yiming for so long, just his little thought, How can you not see it?

Bai Yiming tapped his chin a few times with his fingers, and raised his head slightly as if he was thinking.After thinking for a while, he said, "Meng Yu is good-looking, funny to talk, and probably not bad in figure. From what you said, he is just the type I like!"

"Yeah, you're tall!" Ruan Meng put her hands on Bai Yiming's shoulders, put the person facing her, and said seriously: "Lao Meng is straight, and the straight ones can't be straighter! They all sit here a few times It’s been an hour and I still haven’t noticed that this place is gay! You must not harm others!”

"What's wrong with the straight guy? Although he didn't see that it was gay, he still felt something was wrong, right? I don't see him rushing to leave. What if he is an invisible gay? Maybe I can help him recognize himself. Sexual orientation!"

Ruan Meng opened her mouth and was speechless. If it was Yang Xiaoshu who could dispel Bai Yiming's thoughts, he would have nothing to do with Bai Yiming. He could only say, "Blame me for bringing him here on a whim. If something happens to him, let him How will I face him in the future!"

"Xiaomeng~" Bai Yiming's small eyes flashed and flashed, and he said with a dragging voice: "He is really the type that people like~ You just help him~ Think about it, is it a unique achievement to make a good marriage happen? Feeling? Don’t you also do some emotional programs? The radio will say that I wish lovers will get married in the end, you can’t beat mandarin ducks!”

"I..." I am a Taipower anchor, not a dating agency!And when did Meng Yu and you have a lover?Beating mandarin ducks with sticks... I wish I could beat this little fairy Bai Yiming to death!Ruan Meng took a deep breath and said helplessly, "Then, then don't play too much. Lao Meng is really not gay, so don't insist on breaking him."

"Hmm! Don't worry! If he is really straight, I will never break it hard! He will break it! I will bend him very gently!" Bai Yiming raised his hand and clenched his fist, as if he was determined to win.