[Net configuration] Wood color is not too late

Saturday morning was sunny and cloudless.Lin Weichi walked from the kitchen to the study with bread in his mouth humming along in a good mood, opened the door and took a look, sure enough the computer had already started up.

What a wonderful Saturday it is! —— Lin Weichi sat relaxed on the massage chair that he specially bought from Taobao, and sighed contentedly in his heart.He held the bread in his left hand and began to gnaw, while moving the mouse with his right hand, he briskly opened a URL in the browser favorites, and waited anxiously and expectantly for the page to load.

A few seconds later, the green page jumped out, followed by Lin Weichi's scream that pierced through the beautiful morning——

"Damn it!!! Miki is so dull and stupid!!"

Lin Weichi, male, 22 years old, a young man who has just graduated from B University Academy of Fine Arts and entered the society.Now I bought a small apartment in the Second Ring Road of City B and lived a leisurely single life.The Lin family is in business, and they still have a little money.Of course, there is also a special name for a situation like the Lin family in this society, nouveau riche.That's right, the Lin family belonged to the kind of vulgar country folk who had been farmers in City B for generations, held a few pieces of land passed down from their ancestors, and sold the land after the reform and opening up.

The Lin family is pretty smart, they just sold part of the land and kept a few dollars for their own business, and now the family property can still be seen.Although it can't be compared to a wealthy family that can spend hundreds of thousands with a wave of hands, it is still easy to give Lin Weichi 1 to [-] pocket money every month.

But this is only if, when Lin Weichi was in school, his monthly living expenses were at most [-], and when he bought an apartment, he only received [-] sponsorship fees from his family, which was a drop in the bucket.Lin Weichi is the first son of the boss of the Lin family, he should be the most favored, but helplessly, there is a big sister and a younger brother, and there are a group of cousins ​​next to him, Lin Weichi's mouth is never sweet, always He was ignored by everyone in the Lin family, and the only time he was noticed by the whole family was when he was admitted to B University.From childhood to adulthood, whether it's small to dolls or large to living expenses, Lin Weichi has always been the most miserable one.

Not to mention anything else, it can be seen from the name alone.

Lin, it goes without saying.But this micro word has a lot of background.At that time, the old lady of the Lin family was brainwashed by the tear-jerking "Pig Ring Ring" by a certain grandma, and hummed a song "You are crazy and I am stupid, lingering around the end of the world~~" for Lin Weichi's love. I was born with good expectations, and I thought in my heart that I would raise a girl who is as smart and skillful as a crape myrtle, crying with pear blossoms and a spring with rain, but I didn't expect that she would be born with a handle, so with a swipe of the pen, don't say What's the matter, the word Wei removes the initials of cursive, that's it!

What are you talking about, think of a name?Old Mrs. Lin disliked Lin Weichi as a leader, and it would be good if she didn't directly ask him to be called Lin Ziwei. This expectation is too high.

As for the word Chi, the boss of the Lin family felt that the two characters were not good, and he added it casually when he saw the dusk outside the window, never thinking that his son would be called from Lin Weichi to Lin Chi and then to "Lingchi" in the future.

Whenever Lin Weichi mentions the origin of her name in the future, she can't help sighing and sighing—fate is unfair!

Having said that, as for why Lin Weichi, who should be poor every month, can comfortably live in an apartment in the frighteningly high-consumption city of B, and finds ordinary chairs uncomfortable to sit on? You can buy massage chairs from the Internet and come back to sit, that's because Lin Weichi understands a profound truth, do it yourself, have enough food and clothing...

Lin Weichi has two commonly used screen names, one is Lingchi - used for drawing; the other is called Tianshiweichi - used for dubbing.

Yes, that's right, as a graduate of B University Academy of Fine Arts, highly praised by professors, and a top student who receives scholarships every year, Lin Weichi not only works for a well-known game company as a game original artist, but also draws illustrations and short comics to make money.And... the well-known illustrator Ling Chi, who is rated as "delicate, changeable, dynamic and beautiful", is still in the circle. He is called Weichi's silly mother, fans or close people are called sex idiots, Xiao Tiantian, WC Yes, a CV who is about to change from pink to purple.

However, neither painting nor dubbing is Lin Weichi's favorite thing to do. Reading novels is his favorite thing to do.

Anyone who has ever been a classmate with Lin Weichi knows that the motto of "Lingchi" children's shoes is always the sentence "Heads can be broken, blood can flow, and literary waste must not exist!" For a long time, his eloquence and gentle voice make people nod their heads unconsciously and be tempted to take a closer look.

What?You said why Lin Weichi didn't write his own novel... that's because his writing style is really, really bad... it's unbelievable.

In Lin Weichi's words, God gave me a pair of eyes to discover beauty but didn't give me a good SLR camera... Well, let's skip this for the time being, Lin Weichi is now in a state of infinite resentment.

The reason... Naturally, it is Lin Weichi's master of Internet literature, Mr. Sanmufan with countless fans, who is cheating on literature again.

This Master Sanmufan cheated this time with a danmei novel, the theme of which was modern business warfare, Bingshan's abstinence black-bellied attack and the tsundere hairy queen's acceptance.The subject matter is vulgar and the content is bloody, but the good writing makes people ignore the staleness of the plot, and there are many CPs, there is always a pair that can poke your cuteness.As soon as it was opened, it received numerous praises and was sought after by everyone, and its traces can be seen everywhere on a certain green literature website.

Now that it's almost over, Lin Weichi originally thought to read the ones he bought before but didn't keep and the ones he hasn't bought these days together, but he didn't expect that Mr. Sanmufan would be more serious these days A chapter announcement, click in, there are only eight words——

This article is temporarily pitted, and the update is to be determined.

Nima! !This is the third book this year! ! !

Is this interesting!Is this interesting! ! !

Lin Weichi kept roaring in his heart, and a large wave of mud horses rushed past...

His BLX... shattered all over the place.

Scrolling down the page, as expected, I saw a group of readers with the same life and sympathy hanging in the comment area wearing vests similar to "Give me back my love", crying and howling, Lin Weichi immediately went up to maintain the formation, when scoring, I thought He wanted to vent his anger by scoring negative points, but in the end he chose two points.

There's no way... Who told me this was my own destiny.

Depressedly, he turned on the penguin that kept blinking, forked out a bunch of messages that popped up, and Lin Weichi rushed to change the QQ signature.

"Every author who loves cheating must have been an angel with broken wings in his previous life!!!!"

Four exclamation points were added to express anger.

After doing this, Lin Weichi opened the message box to read the messages one by one.

First of all, it was an appointment for a drama. I glanced at it and found nothing that I liked. I replied that there was no time to stop accepting the drama, so I ignored it.Then there are thousands of chat records in the crew group that I have joined now.

That's how chatty it is... it's only been one night.

Raise your hand and type.

[Xiao Shou] [It's not too late] Damn Miki is cheating again! ! !He actually cheated me of the almost finished "Sinking and Sleepless"! !

A word startled thousands of waves, and the sound of beeps was heard immediately.

[Planning] [Chili Stir-fried Pork] Xiaoshou is here, S/M's big cheating is a daily routine, you have to get used to it~ Anyway, he will still fill in the pits~~~ Rottenノ

[Screenwriter] [Dream Years] Tonghumo~~~ノ, I have always bought the novels of the main master and then read them all at once. You can do the same with Chi Xiaoshou~

【Artist】【A Quan】+1

[Later] [Acha] +2

[Xiao Shou] [It's not too late]...I can't help it ==

[Draft set 1] [A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall] Is this a tendency to be abused or a tendency to be abused?Chi Xiaoshou, you are actually an M, right?

[Artist] [Aquan] The fox is correct, Chi Xiaoshou loves to fall into the arms of your S/MF~ The master will not mind accepting such a cute little shou~~~

[Xiao Shou] [It's not too late]...You guys have given me enough.

Lin Weichi was very depressed every time he had the nickname of WC, but when he thought of Sanmufan, he was relieved again.The abbreviation of Sanmufan's pinyin initials is S/MF, which is explained by the majority of fans as S/Mのfans, plus the only time Sanmufan was invited by friends in the circle to go to YY so beautiful that a group of girls screamed. Then there is a new title, Mr. Gongzhu.

All the girls agree that Miki's character shows that he is a general attack, and he is a general attack with ghost and animal attributes, so every time Miki's radio drama comes out, as long as he has a little JQ with Miki Fan, whether it is supporting the attack or receiving the CV, Girls will build a tall CP building in an exclusive YY forum in Miki...

[Screenwriter] [Dream Years] Chi Xiaoshou is shy~~oツ

【Xiao Shou】【It's not too late】......Get out

[Screenwriter] [Dream Years] Hey, it's fried! It's fried!

【Xiao Shou】【It's not too late】Let's go to SHI!You are the one who blew up! !ヽヽ`д′)ヽ`д′)

[Planning] [Chili Stir-fried Pork] Be good, take the hair back Chi Xiaoshou, and get down to business quickly-hand in the dry voice! !It's up to you! ! ! ! !

[Screenwriter] [Dream Years] That's right, the stupid mother has already handed in, how can you not hand in Chi Xiaoshou?

[Later stage] [Acha] Well... I have done everything else for the others, just waiting for you ==

[Xiao Shou] [It's not too late] Are you familiar with each other?No way... just that lazy person [puckered mouth]

Lin Weichi couldn't believe it when he thought of that scumbag who looked like he hadn't woken up all day and exuded a lazy aura.Isn't this guy a lifelong hobby and pursuit of dragging music? Why is he so diligent this time?

[Planning] [Chili Stir-fried Pork] This time, the stupid mother is very diligent in handing in... I handed in everything (￣_￣|||), I opened the mailbox last night and saw the two voices lying well... Emma scared my old lady to death...

[Xiao Shou] [It’s not too late] Probably busy chasing someone~ I told him not to be a scumbag, now he’s being abused ㄟㄏ~

If it's for his cute little shou, it's possible.Lin Weichi rubbed his chin, and he might as well bring the topic to Bu Dian, since he really can't find time to record, so he can hide for a while.

[Screenwriter] [Dream Years] I smell the smell of JQ...

【Artist】【Acha】Me too...sniffing

[Planning] [Stir-Fried Pork with Chili Pepper]...Wai Chi's stupid mother means...Bu Wen's stupid mother has three dimensions...CP...is it? ! !

[Xiao Shou] [It’s not too late] I didn’t say anything poof←_←

[Small Gong] [Bu Wen] You didn’t say anything ←_← I didn’t hear anything, I just saw it by accident> What should I do...

In an instant, there was silence in the group.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Lin Weichi dropped a private message, "I'll leave the rest of the heavy responsibility to you!" to Bu Fan, and immediately shut down the QQ account that was used for dubbing, and ran away.

Pressed F5 several times to refresh, clicked on Pierce, connected to the drawing board, Lin Weichi started the long road to repay the debt.In the past few months, I have been drawing the original art of the game that the company will launch recently, and I have made a lot of manuscripts there.It was hard to finish most of the drawings, and the author was very dissatisfied, so he had to call back and redraw... The deadline for manuscripts was before this morning, and the editor has been putting bloody knives in QQ and text messages these days, so I don’t want to draw anymore... ...Maybe I will come to find him for a real PK!

Lin Weichi shook his head, put distracting thoughts out of his mind, and then began to draw quickly—help, 12P!

Time slipped away unconsciously, and by the time Lin Weichi finished finishing the manuscript, it was already dusk outside the window.It took about seven or eight hours to draw, and I only ate three slices of bread in the middle - the stock of instant noodles was exhausted due to the last crazy rush to draft, and Lin Weichi, who was suffering from procrastination, has been relying on not making up for it... Now it is miserable = =

Lin Weichi, who was so hungry that he didn't even have the strength to vomit his soul, checked his manuscript again with trembling hands, prepared a few more copies and put them in various USB flash drives, then pulled out his QQ number for drawing, and sent it to editors and authors.

Finally...fuck...the painting is finished! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lin Weichi tried to make up for the three-foot lasagna tears on his face, took out his phone and pressed the shortcut button, and the beeping sound of the default call immediately rang.

Don't even set a ringtone, it really is the style of that lazy person ==

"Hello?" Very lazy voice, with a little satiety, probably just finished eating?

"Bu Fan, it's me... I'm going to die, do you have instant noodles? One box, no, two boxes..."

"Oh...it's Lin Xiaoshou who hasn't been seen since he escaped in the morning." This person really holds a bloody grudge! !Lin Weichi slandered.

"Stop talking so much nonsense, labor and capital are dying..." Hearing this, he didn't even have the strength to howl.

"Tsk tsk, this is retribution~~" Before the other side finished speaking, a soft and soft young voice interrupted, "Brother Weichi, is that you?"

"Yuyu...it's my brother~ I miss you so much!" I really miss your cooking QAQ

"I'm in a hurry again~ I'll let the slag pick you up here for dinner, shall I? I'll do it right away~!" The clean and soft voice of the young man over there was slightly upturned, with a little concern, Lin Weichi seemed to be able to I saw the boy over there shrugging his nose.

If it wasn't for the fact that a friend's wife can't be bullied, I really want to snatch Yuyu over!Lin Weichi rubbed his stomach, drooling as he thought about the delicious dishes made by Yan Yuyu over there.

"Hey! Xiao Yu belongs to my family, get out of here!" Bu Wen snatched the phone and yelled loudly like showing off.At the same time, Yan Yuyu said dissatisfiedly at the side: "Hurry up and pick up Brother Weichi in the car, you are so annoying!" After speaking, she snatched the phone away.

There was a clatter of slippers, and then the slam of the door.Bu Fan probably left, Lin Weichi reckoned that it was time for him to change clothes, after all, Bu Fan's house was quite close to his neighborhood, there was just a traffic jam... Thinking of this, Lin Weichi relaxed on the chair again, Keep calling.

"Ah, Brother Weichi, are you still there?" The boy's voice over there was very excited, "Let me tell you! The trick you and I said before is really useful! I was abused by me, kufufufufufu~~"

"Ah? Is that right? Congratulations. I don't want to see that villain wandering in front of me full of ambition all day =v=" Lin Weichi was in a good mood.

"He also promised to let me be on top!!! Hahaha, I'm looking for information, and the attack will definitely make him very memorable!!" Lin Weichi could almost think of the soft and waxy boyish voice that was already a little crazy excited. What a ferocious expression on the young man's handsome face.

"Hey hey~! Brother Weichi! Why aren't you talking, hello?!"

"Yuyu...I'm going to change clothes, see you later!" Lin Weichi quickly disappeared, leaving only Yan Yuyu alone on the phone, flirting with the scene of her attacking her body.

The sound of the car downstairs sounded, Lin Weichi looked at his watch, it was almost an hour.He stroked his already dying stomach, picked up his coat, closed the door and walked downstairs.

Big meal... I'll come too! ! !