parasitic son

Xiaozhen was bored watching the two dummies in the milkshake shop, to be precise, a slime mold and a synthetic resin bionic, pretending that they are human friends who have known each other for a long time.

"Don't you think this is very existential philosophy?"

"..."

Xiaozhen said: "In front of our eyes, it is the meeting of two netizens. If we don't go into the essence, just judging from the behavior patterns of the two girls, they are nothing more than ordinary netizens meeting. This can be said to be that existence precedes Nature."

"I don't think so. The purpose of our cultivation of slime mold is to be a substitute for Wei Jingjing, which perfectly fills in the blank when Wei Jingjing was away. This is her essential meaning. We have given her essence, and for this reason, she will Born into this world." Mr. Cat didn't look away from them.

"You are wrong." Xiaozhen said: "The reason why people are human is their free will. It is out of Wei Jingjing's own free choice to come out to meet netizens, not your will imposed on her."

"Because we gave her a friendly personality."

"Your words sound more and more like an outrageous and unreasonable creator."

"Thank you. The Creator has the right to determine the attributes of his creations."

Captain Madara said: "My God, your conversations are getting boring. I said you don't want to see the excitement?"

"What's the fun?"

"In order to deal with various possible emergencies, you spent a whole night testing and adjusting. I think that maybe the other party will do the same." Chicken said, "After all, that was just a domestic bionic doll, and its social functions were not perfect. "

"But she didn't even change her original face."

"Maybe the effort is elsewhere."

The chicken flapped its wings and said, "Look at me."

In the milkshake shop, a clerk walked towards Wei Jingjing and Chun Sefeng's table with a smile and a cup of milkshake.At the moment when the plate was about to be put down, the clerk suddenly fell forward dancing and dancing.

The plate is thrown into the air, and the milkshake twirls through the air.A glass of milkshake was thrown straight at Pure Maple's face.

In a blink of an eye, Chun Sefeng grabbed the milkshake cup with one hand, put the milkshake splashing in the air into the cup without missing a drop, and placed it firmly on the table.

The clerk fell to the ground and shouted in panic, "I'm sorry, are you okay?"

Pure Color Maple shook her head with a smile.

Her clothes were neat and tidy, and the milkshake cup was placed on the table safely, and it was not at all obvious that there was an accident just now.

"Oh~" said the chicken, "good on-the-spot reaction."

"What did you do?" Xiaozhen said, "Oh, it's probably to instill in the clerk's mind the misleading idea that there is something under his feet."

Mr. Cat narrowed his eyes: "The performance of this bionic doll is not bad."

At this time, a customer who was going to check out at the counter suddenly slipped and rushed towards the slime mold Wei Jingjing.While the wind was running fast, Wei Jingjing's face remained unchanged, and he lightly blocked his waist with his backhand.The customer took a few steps back and stopped. "Hey? Miss, I'm so sorry!" the customer said apologetically.

Wei Jingjing smiled slightly, and handed the wallet that he had just received in the air to the customer.Customers thank you again and again.

Mr. Cat, Captain Mamabara: "..."

The chicken crowed: "Is this a provocation?? This is the other party's provocation!!"

Xiaozhen said: "You were the one who tested the doll first, and it seems that the owner behind the doll noticed it."

Mr. Cat said, "Tsk. But it looks like our slime molds are doing well."

Captain Madara shouted: "This is a provocation!! This is a blatant provocation. Then I will not be polite!!"

"What does our honorable Captain Madara want?"

"Probably compete for two dummies who is better."

The milkshake shop finally sensed something was wrong after two consecutive customers passing by Wei Jingjing and Chun Sefeng's table suddenly staged fancy falls and tried to harass the two little girls.But they put the blame on the smoothness of the floor.

After another clerk dropped a piece of dog shit at the table of Wei Jingjing and Chun Sefeng, the milkshake store manager dragged out a small non-slip mat angrily, and then put up a yellow warning sign saying "the ground is slippery, be careful of falling" .

Wei Jingjing and Chun Sefeng sat upright, the table was clean and tidy, and they drank milkshakes calmly.The commotion surrounding them just now didn't seem to affect them at all.They still continued to chat and laugh about the topic of Lothar.

"Haha, even the local humans feel something is wrong, let's see what this guy should do." Chicken said triumphantly.As soon as it finished speaking, the lights on the ceiling flickered on and off, the chandelier on Wei Jingjing's head flickered for a moment, and it slammed towards Wei Jingjing!

Wei Jingjing held the cup in one hand, and swung it aside neatly with the other.The huge chandelier was blown away by her in an instant, and hit the back kitchen door of the milkshake shop straight.The girl calmly put down the cup, and brushed her hair, which was blown by the blast just now, behind her ears.

Chicken quack roared: "This is too much!!"

Xiaozhen said: "I think the manager of this store is going crazy."

"Not crazy, the manager is refusing to accept reality at the moment. Look, the customers are half scared away."

The chicken raised its wings: "You bastard who doesn't know how to measure, now it's our turn to fight back!!"

"..."

A passerby led a Samoyed passing by.Samoyed suddenly broke away from his master and rushed to the milkshake shop, heading straight for Wei Jingjing's table.The store manager wailed in despair.

"Awesome. The guests were all scared away."

"You shouldn't use dogs to scare people." Xiaozhen accused.

"Don't worry, I just let the dog snatch the milkshake from that bionic doll's hand." The chicken excitedly said, "Come on! The white scar!"

"Don't suddenly name your dog by talking to yourself!"

Samoyed threw himself in front of Pure Color Maple, and patted the milkshake on the girl's table with his paw.Pure color maple's eyes were as calm as water, and she stretched out her finger and tapped the dog's forehead lightly.The dog's eyes became dull, and he walked towards the store door without looking back.

"White scars, this trash!"

"It seems that the other party is also an expert in spirituality." Xiaozhen touched his chin and said.

The store manager shouted in despair: "It's closed, it's closed!! Today's business ends here!!"

The chicken was disappointed: "What? Is this the end?"

Mr. Cat said: "This is the wisest behavior of human beings I have witnessed today. If he doesn't close the store again, the fight between you two may tear down the store."

Chicken dissatisfied: "The two of you even set the slime mold Wei Jingjing's on-the-spot reaction when the meteorite landed last night. Don't you think it's a pity that it's useless now?"

"..." Xiaozhen said darkly: "There is a button in the governor's office of each planet under the governance of the Milky Way star area. As long as he presses it, the fleet in orbit will authorize the launch of orbital guns, and the planet will be completely wiped out. Why don't you say the governor presses it?"

"Although I often think about eating chicken. But now I want to give up this idea." Mr. Cat said seriously.

"why?"

"Because it's going to be stupid!!!"

Wei Jingjing and Chun Sefeng walked out of the milkshake shop amidst the strange attention of the shop assistant.

They have smiles on their faces, like a pair of good friends who love each other.The clerks at the milkshake shop will probably collectively complain in the circle of friends tonight. Two broom stars came today.

The owner behind Pure Color Maple seems to want to continue this competition.After overturning an ice cream truck in the square and causing a small-scale ground vibration, dozens of children were scared and cried in the street, the unbearable Mr. Cat decided to terminate this stupid dummy's on-the-spot confrontation.It used its mind to order Wei Jingjing, the slime mold, to bring Pure Color Maple to them.

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Nearby, Pure Color Maple is a flawless and vivid human girl, with big sparkling eyes, rosy pink cheeks, impeccable and flexible demeanor, and even her inadvertent little movements are full of girlish cuteness.If it wasn't for the initial factory face that Xiaozhen and the others were tired of looking at, maybe she wouldn't reveal her secrets so quickly.

"Elters?" Pure Color Maple looked at Mr. Cat and asked.

"Exactly." Mr. Cat replied.It pointed one paw at Xiaozhen, "This is my local helper." One paw pointed at the chicken, "My spare food."

"Who do you say is the spare food??" Before Captain Madara could finish shouting, Xiao Zhen stuffed the chicken into the school bag indifferently.

"I've been frank with you. Don't hide it, your master can come out."

Pure color maple tilted his head: "But he doesn't want to see you."

"Hehe. But he can't let him do this." Mr. Cat said coldly, "Because I come from the Eye of Supervision."

Xiao Zhen and Captain Madara: "What what what?!!!!"

Every Protoss citizen knows what the Overseer's Eye means.The Overseer's Eye is independent of the Galactic Council and Legion.They are the authority and fear over all galactic life.They can bite your throat at any time, and they don't have to be responsible to any department except the Supervisory Committee.If you meet a supervisory eye, you have another option besides trembling, and that is to honestly tell him all the things you have done and not done.

The bionic doll in the form of Solid Maple froze, a message that caused her to suspend all human responses.

At the same time, Makoto and Captain Madara are even more surprised than Pure Maple.Mr. Cat pulled Xiaozhen and Captain Madara into the three-person meeting in his mind.

Crazy brain waves bounced back and forth between the three of them. "You are the eye of supervision?????"

"Are you a lackey of the Watching Eye?????" "Are you crazy? Are you impersonating a member of the Watching Eye?"

Mr. Cat's reaction to this was exceptionally cool. "Calm down, believe it if you want, it doesn't matter if you don't believe it." But this couldn't calm the excitement and anger of the other two at all.

"Are you crazy? Pretending to be a member of the Supervisory Committee, do you even want ashes?"

"Uh..., we died without ashes. Wait, are you impersonating the Overseer's Eye?"

"Calm down. Anyway, I will use the identity of the supervisor's eye now, which can save a lot of trouble."

"Are you sure you won't provoke the Supervisory Committee and throw us all away?"

Pure Color Maple finally had some reaction.Her eyes flickered, even if it was a bionic doll, the impact of the supervisor's eyes was enough for her to spend several minutes processing this information.

After a few minutes she said, "My master promises to see you."