parasitic son

In Xiaozhen's grade, the grades of Class 1 have always been higher than that of other classes. Class 1 is always the leader, and Class 1 is always the first.Even outside the school, people in class 1 would say that I belonged to class 1 in a strange tone.

目前唯一让1班产生了些许挫折感的那就是2班的刘星泉。开学的摸底考试，年级No.2No.3都在1班，只有No.1刘星泉在2班。虽然1班的整体成绩稳稳碾压了2班，但光荣的个人冠军桂冠不在胜利者的班级，总似乎欠缺了什么。

In the school battlefield where the outcome is judged by the test results, Liu Xingquan is the trump card of Class 2, the killer weapon, and the ultimate magic weapon.It's a pity that there is only one safe trump card.

Xiaozhen flipped through the past report cards of the class.Liu Xingquan will always sit firmly in the top spot, and he is absolutely nothing to worry about.If Xiaozhen was a teacher, he would definitely like Liu Xingquan the most.

Rankings from number one below change frequently and are not stable.Soon Xiaozhen listed the regulars who squatted in the top ten of the class all the year round, and these will not be a big change in the test scores.

The three Mind Eaters are studying how to make Class 2 beat Class 1 and Class 3 in the upcoming English exam—for the lofty goal of rewarding a group of wealthy alien crabs.

The chicken said: "I suggest you buy some stimulants from the fox merchant and spray it in class before the exam, so as to ensure that your classmates will be refreshed and get good grades in the exam."

"If you don't tell me, I almost forgot. Last time, because some idiot overturned the plant growth agent, the planet was almost wiped out by locust plagues."

"That's something from a fox merchant, it's unreliable!"

Xiaozhen stroked his chin and said, "Based on my precious fox business experience, if I spray doping on my classmates, they will only study how to dismantle the classroom during the exam, instead of sitting down to take the exam."

Mr. Cat jumped on the table. "What are your plans now?"

"These students are the ones who decide the outcome." Xiaozhen pointed to the class report card and said.

2班的前排头部成绩有刘星泉坐阵，其余前十的同学们与1班基本没什么差距。中间档的均分也与1班和3班的均分差不多。2班的关键问题在于几个差生。

Poor students, or euphemistically referred to as underachievers, their scores were far worse than those at the bottom of Class 1 and Class 3, and not only that, they broke new lows from time to time.

Xiao Zhen said: "As long as the results of these few people are brought up, our class will be able to win Class 1 and Class 3."

The situation is clear at a glance.But what should be done to improve the grades of these problem students.The 8000 credits of the rich alien crab are obviously not easy to get.

The first target student of the target is Chen Yuxin.

She is the pain in Teacher Feng's heart, combining the appearance of a good student and the grades of a poor student. Almost all the teachers in Class 2 have nothing to do with Chen Yuxin.Because this cat lover is a well-behaved girl who listens to the teacher. She takes notes carefully in class, turns in her homework on time, and then uses the miserable test results to stab the teacher in the chest, making the teacher desperately doubt whether her teaching method is wrong what's the problem.

This girl has no other recreational activities other than petting cats after class.Teacher Feng has been trying to save her grades, but unfortunately so far with little success.

The chicken reported its observations on Chen Yuxin: she went to and from school on time, went home to do her homework, and her only hobbies were feeding and petting cats.Her parents forbade her to keep a cat.She watches various cat videos on YouTube for an hour every night before going to sleep.

Xiaozhen remembered a noun he had heard: "Clouds suck cats?"

"what is that?"

"A human behavior that draws energy from watching cat videos."

"Like psychotropic drugs?"

"It seems fair to say so."

Mr. Cat said, "I have an idea about her."

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Chen Yuxin was sleeping.

She had a very strange dream.

In this dream, she met a very cute, very cute kitten.

She couldn't describe the kitten, but she was sure it was the cutest kitten she'd ever seen.

The kitten sits gracefully on a sofa.Chen Yuxin stared at it intently, then reached out to stroke it.

The kitten said, "No, you can't touch me."

Chen Yuxin stopped, she was always very good.It didn't surprise her that the kitten could talk, and she subconsciously felt that anything could happen in this world.It wouldn't be such a shock if cats could talk.

"Why can't I touch you?"

"Because you're not my friend."

Chen Yuxin said: "I have always liked cats. I have always been friends with cats."

"Friends are not what you say they are."

Chen Yuxin felt wronged, she has always been kind to cats.She will build cardboard houses for stray cats, she will bring cat food to school cats every day, and if she finds stray cats, she will go online to ask for adoption.If she wasn't a friend to the cats, what was a friend? "What do you think is a friend?"

"A friend is respect between individuals. To be my friend, you must first earn my respect."

Chen Yuxin puffed up her chest and asked, "Then, how can I win your respect?"

"I like people with good English. How is your English?"

"...I suck at studying."

"That's a pity." The kitten turned its head and licked its fur.

"But I really want to touch you, oh no, to be your friend."

"Then you can use this English test to prove your sincerity. Would you like to?" the kitten tilted its head and asked her, its cute mustache trembling.

At that moment, Chen Yuxin felt that gorgeous fireworks exploded in her mind.Every firework exploded into a cute kitten's claw.cute!so cute!How can there be such a cute kitten!She nodded dizzily, imagining that she hugged the kitten and sucked hard, as long as she could brush the kitten's soft back with her fingers, and then rub the kitten's fluffy belly, she would agree to anything.

The kitten then carried out a horrific psychic attack on her.

It asks a lot of grammar questions, transitive verbs, intransitive verbs, subject verb object, past tense, past perfect tense.Chen Yuxin stammered her answers, but she couldn't answer most of them.She bowed her head in shame, and she cried.

"I will study hard, give me another chance. I will definitely study hard!!" Please give me a chance to touch your belly.

She saw the kitten's tail wagging at the edge of the viewing angle, and the kitten's cute voice came to her mind: "I'll come back tomorrow."

On the second day, Xiaozhen saw that Chen Yuxin was reciting vocabulary after class.She stared at the dictionary motionlessly, as if she wanted to swallow it.

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The second target is Gao Yuan.

Compared with Chen Yuxin, a well-behaved student, Gao Yuan is the standard underachiever that appears in every class.His mind is not on study at all, he is addicted to games all day long, he talks gossip in class and misses out, and after-school homework is either late or not handed in or simply copied from his classmates.Let him learn like going to heaven.

Teacher Feng didn't know how many times he looked for Gao Yuan's parents.Gao Yuan's father sells pork in a vegetable market, and he looks big and thick.Every time Mr. Feng talks to him, Gao Yuan's father must be heartbroken and say, Mr. Teacher, you are so right.

Then he took off his belt, turned around and went to pump Gao Yuan.Gao's father was full of muscles, and sparks could even be shot out in the air with a whip.Gao Yuan was so drawn that he cried to his father and mother, begging for mercy, and shouted that I must study hard to serve the country, and continued to do things the same way the next day.Later, as soon as Teacher Feng stepped into the stairwell downstairs of Gao Yuan's house, Gao Yuan would immediately hide from the community.After that, there will be a father-son chase battle where you chase after me.

Every time Mr. Feng sees this situation, he can only go to battle in person, using his small body to stop the burly father Gao, trying to ease the war between father and son.

"Teacher Feng, this bastard can only be beaten!" Father Gao said viciously, "If you don't beat him, you won't live up to it."

But according to the current results, Gao Yuan's skin became thicker and oilier as he beat it.Most teachers have lost interest in teaching this student and let him sleep in class.Only Teacher Feng is still trying to make this stubborn student know his way back.

The chicken reported its observations on Gao Yuan: Gao Yuan went to school during the day, slept in class or played mobile games, and played mobile games after class.Continue to play mobile games after class.After returning home, the mobile phone was confiscated by Gao's father.He took out a spare phone from under the bed and secretly watched game videos.After going to bed, hide under the covers and play games.Play games late into the night and sleep.

"..."

Captain Madara waved his wings: "Leave this Gao Yuan to me."

"Can you handle it?"

Chicken looked confident: "This kind of thing is trivial."

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Gao Yuan had a dream that night.

In the dream, he met a knight.It was a legendary hero in a game he'd been playing lately.

In the dream, he was being chased by a group of monsters.At the most critical moment, the cyan knight descended from the sky.

The silver sword wind flashed, and all the monsters were cut into blood foam in an instant.

Gao Yuan sat on the ground blankly, looking at the blue armored knight in front of him.The blue-silver armor shone with blue-white brilliance under the sky, and the delicately lined face looked solemn and sacred.What a sight this is - even in a dream, he has never been so excited to be obsessed.

He was so thunderous, it was impossible to look directly at him.

His gaze was like the rising sun, and his smile made Gao Yuan's heart burn with fiery passion.He is the savior of mankind, the dawn of the empire.Gao Yuan couldn't help kneeling on the ground, tears streaming down his face.

"Young man, why did you come here?" the knight asked, his voice was like clanging steel, like a turbulent breeze.

"You are the Blue Knight."

"That's my name."

Gao Yuan stood up and shouted excitedly: "Please accept me as an apprentice!! Let me be your attendant!!"

"Young man, are you really determined to become my apprentice?"

"Yes! Yes! I have this determination." Gao Yuan clenched his fist.

"To become my apprentice, you must go through trials."

"What kind of trial?" Gao Yuan held his breath, he was fearless, as long as he could follow this legendary hero, he would not be afraid of any difficulties.

"You have to pass the English test."

"..."

After 10 minutes of silence.Gao Yuan suddenly shouted: "You are a fake blue knight!! What kind of monster are you in disguise?"

Then, the blue knight beat Gao Yuan violently.