Monsters repay their gratitude

It has been several days since the bright notice was posted on the announcement wall of the lobby on the first floor of the Demon Management Bureau. In such a conspicuous position, not to mention all the staff of the Demon Management Bureau can see it, even the monsters who work in the Demon Management Bureau can see it. I can see clearly.

The monster circle in Beijing can be said to be big or small, just such a small thing, it spreads in a few days, and more monsters come to the Monster Management Bureau to do business. After coming, eight out of ten are not. Those who do serious things are all here to gossip, and I don't know why they are so idle?As soon as he entered the door, he ran to the front desk and asked mysteriously who Yuan Qing was?Is Yuan Qing still alive?What is Yuanqing?How did Yuan Qing seduce Master Yazi?Is Yuan Qing also very ugly?

Yuan Qingxuan couldn't lift his head for several days, couldn't sleep last night, got up and wrote a resignation letter overnight, yes, he wants to resign, he doesn't want to be a monster elite, he wants to create a new era in human society. God, don't be so useless as a big monster.

Early this morning, as soon as he arrived at the office, Hu Ji came down from the second floor with a chicken nest on his head.

"Organic, are you staying up late and working overtime again? Do you still want to grow your hair? You can't make enough money. If you do this again, I will tell your dad!" Yuan Qing was very worried about this nephew. He is very rebellious, and he doesn't like the goji berry water that Yuan Qing made for him at all.

A few days ago, I heard from Ahu that the first visa job for Little Fox was a programmer. He worked overtime and stayed up late every day. He got hair loss on his head when he was less than 30 years old. I bought a hair-removing fox, and I was discriminated against in the fox world, so in this life, Ahu never said anything to let his son go to an Internet company, and forced him to take the exam for a monster civil servant, just to let him find a leisurely job. But Ahu didn't know that the Demon Management Bureau was not a good place to go, and his little fox was also desperate for this position.

Hu Ji yawned and walked past the front desk, throwing the phone on the table, "You should worry about yourself first."

Yuan Qing frowned slightly, and went to pick up the phone to take a look, and the leaves almost fell off in shock.

On the mobile phone is the monster Weibo app produced by the Monster Management Bureau. The hot search headline on it reads, #妖控局通通通知#, and the accompanying picture is the announcement posted by Yuan Qing.

Which bastard monster put it on the Internet?

Click to see,

[Which monster with steel and iron bones dares to seduce Lord Yazi? 】

[The internal announcement of the Demon Management Bureau, it seems that it is for the superior, the current little goblin really dares to do anything. 】

[As soon as the announcement came out, Master Yazi's "beloved wife" could not fail. 】

[Promise to touch porcelain to repay your kindness with your body, the trick is still the same. 】

[Is even the plant department so flamboyant now? 】

[Speaking of Yuan Qing, just say Yuan Qing, talking about plants and animals, there are a lot of shameless ugly monsters in the animal department. 】

[Be careful what you say about the animal department, Internet celebrity Pepper plant rights warning! 】

[Don't move against each other at every turn, we are all good monsters, and our guns are unanimous]

……

Yuan Qing's legs softened, oh my god, I'm also a good monster, how can I get involved in the monster circle in the future?

Looking at Hu Jiji who was picking up the coffee with horrified eyes, his mouth changed, "Brother Ji, can the hot search be removed?"

The little fox held the coffee, "Yes, do you have money?"

Yuan Qing pursed her lips and asked knowingly, how could he have money?

Not to mention his reputation was ruined by a seduction report, he was fined one month's wages, plus the 500 yuan fined by the Public Security Bureau last time, his pockets were gradually stretched. The Committee issued a fund of 1 yuan for the cultivation of excellent animals and plants, which has basically been used up now.Moreover, he is still living in Ahu's house, just because the big boss is still pressing his dormitory application and has not signed it. He is a majestic monster with such a small mind.

"Now do you know how important money is? In the human world, money is king, and it's nothing to lose a little hair just to make money." Hu Ji walked past him leisurely with a cup of coffee, and slowly went upstairs.

Yuan Qing looked at Hu Youji's back sadly, flicking that not too plump and sparsely furred tail, Yuan Qing blinked,

"You help me remove the trending search, and I will help you treat hair loss."

With a big tail, Hu Ji turned his head and glanced at him, "Forget it, the Internet only has seven days of memory, and after seven days, no one knows you at all."

"You don't believe in my ability? Organic, I will definitely make your hair thick and plump again. Back then, your father was able to be crowned the most beautiful fox king in Mogan Mountain, all thanks to my help..."

"Stop!" Hu Ji raised his eyebrows and warned Yuan Qing with his eyes. Yuan Qing hurriedly closed his mouth, and felt a gust of wind in the back of his head instantly. The door had already opened, and a monster with extremely low air pressure came in. Yuan Qing Ye Zi Instinctively trembling twice, he knew which one it was without looking back.

Yuan Qing glanced back decisively, and raised the corners of his mouth dog-leggedly, "Morning, Director!"

Although Lord Yaizu bears the name of the number one ugly monster, his humanoid outfits are not the same every day, and today he is dressed like an international male model.

The male model gave him a cold and arrogant look in return, as if I am something you can't afford, looked directly over his head, and said to the little fox, "Come in!"

Hu Ji hummed with his tail between his legs.

Yuan Qing hurriedly lowered her head and pretended to be busy, feeling the cold wind behind her slowly going up the stairs, the poor nephew was brought into the office by this cold wind, facing that cold face every day, the nephew's hair loss disease is probably I was frightened by Lord Yazi.

The door slammed shut with a bang, heralding a tragic social animal day for the Demon Management Bureau, and it began again...

After staying in the Bureau of Demon Management for a few days, Yuan Qing has already basically understood the virtues of the big demon Yazi. A simple summary is that he has a weird temper, is petty, narrow-minded, and vicious. .

Changing ways to squeeze the employees under him every day, in the short few days since Yuan Qing came here, people were forced to work overtime almost every day. With such a boss, it is no wonder that the little fox will lose its hair. In a few days he will also turn into a stalk plant.

Yuan Qing hastily brewed a cup of wolfberry and quietly put it on the seat of his nephew. By the way, he also made a cup for himself. Only by maintaining his good looks can he find the little brother who repays his kindness. However, his reputation is so bad now, how can there be a little brother to repay him? ?

The power of the Internet is much more terrifying than gossip among monsters. Although the hot search was withdrawn by Hu Jiji in the morning, the bulletin board of the Bureau of Demon Management still became a holy place for internet celebrities all morning.

Yuan Qing dealt with these little monsters all morning with a big red face, and was exhausted from tormenting. After lunch, he lay discouraged on the front desk table, listless, what should I do, should I take a photo of the resignation letter now On his desk, he yelled, I quit!But thinking about that face, Yuan Qing touched his pocket silently. Before finding a job, he should not be impulsive.

"Excuse me……"

Another one!Is it over yet?

Yuan Qing didn't even raise his eyelids, and said lazily, "Yuan Qing is dead! Don't ask me, I don't know what kind of fairy he is, and I don't know if he was ugly to death by Master Yazi. Anyway, he is dead, so don't come here I'm looking for him." When he raised his eyelids, he saw a police uniform.

Yuan Qing immediately stood up as if shocked by an electric shock, stammering, "Yes... Yes, Uncle Policeman, I was joking." He never expected that the police from the police station would find this place a few days ago.

The police officer smiled slightly, "You are the little receptionist."

Yuan Qing was a little nervous, "I...I have already sent the apology letter to the employer, and the community has also kept a file. I haven't broken into other people's communities recently. It was also a misunderstanding last time."

The police officer smiled, "Don't be nervous, I'm not here to look for you." After speaking, he shook the document bag in his hand, "I'm here to send a document to your chief."

Yuan Qing looked at him with some doubts, "Director? Do you know our chief?"

The police uncle lowered his glasses, "Of course, who doesn't know Lord Yazi's great name."

Yuan Qing: "..." I don't know.

The police uncle smiled softly, and Yuan Qing was stunned by the smile, and the police uncle went directly past the front desk and went upstairs. When Yuan Qing came back to his senses, the other party had already opened the door and entered the boss's office.

Yuan Qing rubbed his nose, and there was an allergic smell of pollen. This police uncle is also a plant department?

Well, our botanical monsters are all quite outstanding, no wonder they are envied by the animal department.

……

As soon as the office on the second floor was opened, Zhou Li threw a stack of documents into the man's arms, then leaned on the back of the chair, closed his eyes and pinched the space between his eyebrows.

These days, Zhou Li sent someone to investigate the suspicious little goblin downstairs.

E Yun took off his police cap, flipped through the documents, stood in front of the large French windows on the second floor, pointed to the downstairs, and turned his head, "You mean, the downstairs is just your wife?" The office on the second floor can Looking at the panoramic view of the hall on the first floor, the little fairy is holding a thermos cup to soak wolfberries, looking silly.

Zhou Li raised his eyelids and glanced at him lazily. Isn't this obvious?

"So, that's why you're wearing such a flirty bag? To send out a courtship signal?" E Yun tilted his head and stared at Zhou Li's floral shirt.

"Tonight, Bi'an will have a party before the wedding." Zhou Li coughed lightly,

E Yun wanted to laugh but held back, "Why didn't I see that you valued Bian so much before."

Zhou Li frowned impatiently, "So much nonsense, what did you bring?"

E Yun shook his head, "I think you are crazy about your daughter-in-law? I admit that this little elf looks a bit like it. If you like it, you can play with it. After all, a thousand-year-old single dog, buddies can understand, but hallucinogens are not. Prohibited drugs, "It is illegal to intentionally use prohibited drugs to detect the real body of monsters", but you yourself had to add it to the "Monster Law" at the beginning. If you use it, even if you know the truth, it is illegal. Can this handle have any good fruit for you?"

"Did I say I was going to use it illegally?" Zhou Li raised his eyes and glanced at E Yun, "You are so stupid, no wonder you are still a low-level police officer after spending so long in the police station." Zhou Li put a case file on the table With a flick, "Now I'll give you a promotion opportunity for nothing. The fraud case you're following in the bureau has some clues. The scammer is a monster. I'm going to have fun with the next fraudster tonight, just before Bian's pre-marriage party." Bar, when the time comes, he will definitely not admit his identity as a monster, so you can just use hallucinogens and sprinkle some on him by the way, it is reasonable and legal..."

"Wait." E Yun was surprised, "How do you know what case I'm involved in? Besides, how do you know that guy will never admit that he is a monster? You Zhou Yazi went there, which monster dare not tell the truth?"

Zhou Li gave a mentally retarded look, and said impatiently, "If you had the brains to think clearly about these issues, you would have solved the case long ago. Your focus is to use the hallucinogens in the right place, and don't worry about other things. I have already written the misuse review report for you."

E Yun rolled his eyes, "Thank you."

"You're welcome. It's considered negligence in medication. According to the rules, at most it's a notification and half a month's salary will be deducted from you."

"Do you still want to deduct my salary?" E Yun couldn't believe his ears.

"Just your little salary is not worth as much as my shirt. At worst, I will supplement it for you privately."

"What's the big deal, you should have supplemented me, why are you looking for a wife to deduct my salary?" E Yun said speechlessly, "With your virtue, no wonder you are single for thousands of years."

Zhou Li glared at him, then looked arrogantly at the floor-to-ceiling windows: "I'm not divorced, I've always had a wife."

"Your daughter-in-law? Can you call him a daughter-in-law to see if he agrees?"

Zhou Ju pursed his lips and held back for a while, then said stubbornly, "He will."

E Yun scratched his chin, "Actually, I've always been curious, if he is really Ziyinlong, what are you going to do?"

Zhou Yazi gritted his teeth, squinted his eyes, and said viciously, "Peel off his dragon's skin, pull out his dragon's tendons, break off his dragon's horns, break off his dragon's wings, and then lock him in Xiaohei with a demon chain." In the house, lock it for 1000 years!"

"Hey, you are very capable, but... just lock it?" E Yun looked like he was watching the show.

"I want you to take care of it." Yazi glared at him.

E Yun smiled, looked at the little elf downstairs, and tsk-tsk while smiling, "Look, are you willing to bear such a beautiful little elf?"

……

The Demon Control Bureau is responsible for the activities of all humanoid monsters in the human world. In order to maintain a healthy state, places like the police station naturally have their elites from the Demon Control Bureau. Certain crimes committed by non-humans cannot be done by humans. Solve it, so the case will be automatically transferred to the Demon Control Bureau. I heard that the police uncle sent me this case at noon, and the impact is very serious.

When it was time to get off work in the afternoon, the director personally went out to take people to the scene.

"What are you doing standing there? Hurry up and pack your things, I don't have time to come back to pick you up after get off work."

Yuan Qing raised his head in doubt, and saw the big devil standing at the door, standing sideways with his long body, frowning at him,

"Pick me up? Where are you going?"

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, "Why, you dare not go to the invitation that Grandpa Bi sent you?"

Yuan Qing was startled, only to remember that today is Friday.

Of course he didn't dare not to go, although he didn't understand why such a coquettish monster could be qualified for the post of dean?But how dare a little goblin like him refuse to go when invited by such an ancient big goblin?Offending the one in front of him is enough for him, but if he offends another one, he will not be able to survive.

It's true that monsters are oppressed everywhere.

Zhou Li frowned slightly, "Hurry up!"

Yuan Qing tidied up the things on the table in a panic, and went out with a backpack. There were two cars at the door. Yuan Qing went straight to the police uncle's police car behind him without thinking, but the police uncle had already locked the door and pointed at him. The car in front, he had no choice but to run to the black jeep in front, poked his head, "Director, can I take your car?"

The co-pilot's window was rolled down, and the director put one hand on the steering wheel, his patience was almost exhausted, "Otherwise, what idiot do you think I'm waiting for?"

Yuan Qing: "..."