Monsters repay their gratitude

No. 88, Building B, Lingjiang Garden,

The phone rang in the room, Zhou Li came out of the bathroom fragrantly, went to the living room and pressed the hands-free button,

"Zhou Ju, I heard that you took all the members of the Demon Management Bureau to Mogan Mountain. Have you found your sister-in-law?" A male voice came from the phone, and the background sound was a bit noisy.

Zhou Li sat on the sofa and wiped his hair, his voice was indifferent, "None of your business?"

The other party smiled, "Don't be angry if you can't find it. I have been calling you and I can't get through. Have you returned to Beijing today?"

Zhou Li pursed his thin lips tightly, and hummed as a response, his tone was bad, showing a sense of alienation of "stay away from me".

"It's good to come back, otherwise you will miss my brother's big day, this Saturday, Yihao Hotel, I'm getting married, remember to come."

Zhou Li's hand to wipe his hair froze, and cursed in a low voice, "How many fucking times have you been married? I'm going to take out a flat with all the money, don't go!"

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense. My wife will be angry if she hears it. This is my first marriage on this visa. I'm not like you. I never need to change my work visa. But tell you Seriously, you have to come this time. My wife has a best friend who is a Kauai Island cave tarantula. Have you ever heard of this creature? Let me tell you, absolutely, those legs are really long Yes! Come and meet me, I can assure you, he will definitely match you..."

"Take your uncle!"

I didn't know that the Kauai cave tarantula, which grows in the dark cave all the year round, is a creature without eye organs.

What's the meaning?One ugly and one blind?This is called ride?

"Why are you so angry? I'll give you news. I heard that the Ao family is preparing to sue for divorce. Why, do you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life?"

"Get lost!" Zhou Li hung up the phone angrily.

Zhou Li threw the towel aside in displeasure, and leaned back on the sofa angrily, with his arms on his forehead, still fuming, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

Turn over and pick up the phone, open the selfie software, a handsome face is reflected on the screen of the phone, with hair brushed,

grass!Damn, I'm so handsome, why should I take a blind one?

And a fucking spider spirit!

I am most afraid of spiders.

Zhou Li was angry and aggrieved, since when did his market in the marriage and love market get so bad?

Back in the day, young master, my daughter-in-law was the number one beast in the world, so many people were jealous.

Yes, 1000 years ago, when Zhou Li was still called Zhou Aolong, he was married once.

The other party is Ziyinlong, the purebred little dragon grandson of Dragon King Aoqin's most noble lineage. The little dragon grandson is not only noble, but also has extraordinary aptitude and powerful spiritual power. It is the number one divine beast in the world, and it can bring auspiciousness to all generations.

In comparison, Zhou Li was much worse at that time. Although he was born in the lineage of the flood dragon and the blood of the dragon clan flowed in his body, he was not a real dragon.And the dragon clan is extremely fancy about bloodlines. A mixed race like him can't even enter the genealogy, and has no surname, only one name: Yazi.Zhou's mother was so angry that she named him Aolong, hoping that he would be the proudest of all dragons in the future.

Therefore, Zhou Aolong's success in such a marriage as the little dragon's grandson definitely took advantage of the feudal marriage system at that time. pieces.

Therefore, when the two little demons reached the age of one hundred, the two families held a wedding ceremony.

It was also that wedding that completely changed Zhou Aolong's demon life.

Zhou Aolong didn't want to think about the details of the wedding day, he just remembered that the house was full of guests and guests gathered.

Zhou Aolong was full of ambitions at the time, and the ghosts who were the same age were jealous of his good marriage and drank so much that he passed out when he returned to the bridal chamber, so he took the biggest scapegoat in history in a daze.

When I woke up the next day, the bride was gone!

Some guests who attended the wedding said that they saw Xiaolongsun go down to the world overnight. The reason was that Zhou Aolong lost his morals after drinking alcohol on the wedding night, and behaved vulgarly. Scared Xiao Longsun away, and said it with nose and eyes, as if he saw it with his own eyes.

Let his mother's dog stink... What nonsense?The waistband of his trousers is not loose, and the perfect red bow on it is proof of it!

But no one paid him any attention.

Wind review was killed!

Zhou Aolong was very upset, he chased down angrily, ready to catch the escaped bride and spank her ass hard.

But that little purple dragon didn't know where to hide, I searched left and right and couldn't find it.

Later, a pheasant expert who came from nowhere analyzed that Xiaolongsun’s seclusion in the world was due to a fear of demons. The main cause of the disease was that the senses were greatly stimulated on the wedding night, resulting in a stress response, so he did not dare to show others in the form of a demon. .

What stimulated you?it goes without saying.

For a while, rumors spread, and everyone looked at Zhou Aolong's eyes changed, and they all asked him to dissolve the marriage and return the beast to freedom.

The situation is stronger than others, and Zhou's mother was anxious, so she held a special banquet for this purpose, and invited the best painter in the demon world to paint a nude portrait of her son in public at the banquet, to show her innocence, and at the same time announce that her husband The matter of husband and wife.

Although Zhou Aolong is a mixed blood demon, but he is also a dignified man, how can he be insulted like this?

He tore up the drawing paper, chased away the painter, and uttered wild words at the banquet: "Never get together, I will lock him up for the rest of his life!"

Since then, it has been renamed "Li" to express its ambition.

Since then, Zhou Li's reputation has been completely ruined, and the subsequent rumors have become more and more unfounded. 1000 years later, Yazi has been confirmed as the number one ugly monster in ten thousand years. It is rumored that the monster who has seen his real body is either dead or Crazy, not a good end.

Over the years, Zhou Li has been killing all over the world with his fearsome reputation. After years of layout, the Demon Control Bureau he founded has grown and grown, and his eyes have spread all over the country. Even so, he still hasn't found a wife.

However, according to Zhou Li's years of investigation, it was not in vain. The last time Xiaolongsun appeared in the human world was on Mogan Mountain in Lingjiang City, Lingjiang Province, and no trace was found after that.Mogan Mountain is indeed abnormal in spiritual power. According to statistics, 80.00% of the newly born monsters in the country come from Mogan Mountain. It may be difficult to become a spirit in 800 years, but as long as it grows on Mogan Mountain, it is very easy to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and it can be transformed into a spirit in a short period of time, which is really strange.

He firmly believes that this is definitely related to the little dragon grandson. For this reason, Zhou Li went to and from Mogan Mountain several times, and even sent staff from the Demon Management Bureau to stand by the mountain for a long time to observe the situation. However, after so many years, there has been no use. news.

Until three months ago, Zhou Li received a report that a vision had occurred in Mogan Mountain, and the spiritual power on the mountain disappeared overnight.

Zhou Li immediately brought the elite soldiers from the Demon Management Bureau to Mogan Mountain to quickly measure and observe the surrounding rock and soil layers, water quality and flow, astrological magnetic fields, and monster spirits, monitoring and questioning.

After three months of investigation, nothing was found.

The last clue to find Xiaolongsun was cut off quietly.

Zhou Li once said that he would lock Ziyinlong I free, but this sentence was a joke after all. According to the "Monster Marriage Law", 1000 years of de facto separation can sue for divorce.

This year, it will be 1000 years.

Zhou Li closed his eyes, and the appearance of that little stupid dragon appeared in his mind: face like a bright moon, eyes like bright stars.

Damn it, all the good-looking monsters born in this world have vicious hearts!

"Ding dong." The doorbell rang.

Zhou Li opened his eyes and looked at the clock. It was eight o'clock, and some desperate person came to touch him at this time.

get up and open the door,

I saw a clean young man standing at the door: his face was like a bright moon, and his eyes were like stars.

Zhou Centrifuge sank suddenly!

Those little deer eyes are round and bright, the eyes are shining, cute and cute, full of aura, clean and pure at a glance, without any impurities, and the starlight dances with compelling light, making Zhou Li feel like a world away for a moment, my daughter-in-law ?

'His wife' stared at him appreciatively for a long while before blinking, her long eyelashes were half drawn and she blushed.

Zhou Li's heart sank again!

Only then did he see clearly that there was a small mole hidden at the end of the left eye of this little monster, which was blue and purple in color. The silver dragon is the most perfect first beast in the world, even in human form, it is white and flawless.

Zhou Li was discouraged, and glanced away lazily, it was far away!

The little demon was talking to himself, his voice was soft, full of immature innocence, he put on the most beautiful face in the demon world, but said the most wicked words.How dare you ask him to promise you with your body?Want him to be your daughter-in-law?

I look so blind to you?Really blinder than that blind spider.

"...I licked the roots for you because I heard you cry pitifully."

Zhou Li pursed his lips in displeasure, remembering the idiotic tears he shed when he was young and ignorant because he couldn't find his wife squatting on Mogan Mountain, he was even more angry, he clenched his fists, and looked at this face again , inexplicably upset.

"Come in."

If I don't teach you a lesson, you don't know how cruel the big monster in the city is!

……

Yuan Qing entered the door happily, dreaming of the day when a beautiful big monster would be his wife. It wasn't until a land ownership certificate with a big red stamp appeared in front of him that he belatedly realized that something was wrong. .

"Mogan Mountain is my private property. All the flowers, plants and trees on the mountain are mine, including you, this useless isatis root!" The big monster's voice had a gloomy temperament, and his eyelids lifted lazily. , gave him the lazy gaze of a wild beast before eating meat, "The mountain has raised you for so many years, it's time to repay your kindness, you understand the rules, the little goblin also has to promise her kindness with her body."

Yuan Qing: "..."

what to do?The sleeping person has been sleeping, and I seem to have encountered a perverted monster who robs and plunders.

Yuan Qing was dazed, and raised his head to meet the big monster. He lit a cigarette and was squinting his eyes to look him up and down, with a perverted aura gradually revealed between his brows and eyes.

There was a thin layer of sweat on Yuan Qing's back, and the hidden leaves were trembling,

It was already dark, in a stranger's room, alone and widowed, the atmosphere suddenly became tense, the little elf who had never seen the world felt a little scared now.

Yuan Qing quietly glanced at the door, "Mr. Zhou, I seem to have made a mistake, sorry, I knocked on the wrong door, hahahaha..." Yuan Qing's laughter echoed in the empty room, but the other party did not respond, Yuan Qing Qing had no choice but to laugh away in embarrassment, and the air became quiet.

"Are you trying to owe a favor?" The big monster's voice was cold and oppressive.

Yuan Qing smiled awkwardly, "No... no, how could it be." He was wronged and wanted to cry, you owe me a favor, you bad monster.

The big monster snorted coldly, looking very evil, "It's not the best, then let's do it now, do you know how to promise yourself with your body?"

"Understand...understand, why don't you understand? I know a lot..." Yuan Qing was so frightened that he started talking nonsense, his heart flustered, his nervous hands were sweating, what should I do? manage?Yuan Qing pretended to be calm, glanced at his watch, and said casually, "But I'm afraid it won't work today, let's go another day. I have a meeting at 08:30, and I have to rush back to the Monster Management Bureau for a meeting." To be on the safe side, Yuan Qing He added, "My elder brother is waiting for me at the Monster Management Bureau. I am the elite monster in the bureau. If I don't show up, he will be angry. If he gets angry, everyone will be very sad."

Zhou Li was taken aback, the Demon Management Bureau has your number?

Yuan Qing stared at the big monster, and saw that when he heard that he was the Monster Management Bureau, his facial expression changed, and he felt guilty.

Zhou Li vaguely remembered that a newcomer joined the game yesterday, but... "Which one is your elder brother?"

Yuan Qing immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue, and brought up a name that shocked the demon world, "Zhou Yazi!"

Hmph, be afraid!

The cigarette ash in Zhou Li's hand fell off.

Seeing that his hands were shaking, Yuan Qing was determined, opened his eyes and swore, "You should have heard of my elder brother's name, no matter what kind of monsters, those who have seen him will have no good end, ranging from nightmares to ten years of insanity , seriously, the seven orifices bleed and die! I really have to go, it’s almost 08:30, he hates others being late, he is really scary when he gets angry..."

Zhou Yaizu: Stop talking nonsense, my life is gone.