How to be a mother to Shanyi

My wife Zenyi was assigned only a narrow musty room in Kyogoku House, and the quilt was dry, hard and extraordinarily rough. Compared with the soft quilt he was curled up in at this time, it was not a bit worse.

Warm, dry, soft, and comfortable, the specifications of "Ghost Ji" supplies are almost in accordance with the highest level of oiran. My wife Shanyi, who was sent to "take care" of Senior Ghost Ji, naturally also took advantage of it, but the quality of the supplies is not good. For him, he may not be able to distinguish anything from the straight up, because at this moment, what completely occupies his head is a kind of treatment that makes his blood boil.

Now he has a senior brother here!

A quilt, the body temperature close at hand, the breath lingering at the tip of the nose, the breathing and heartbeat ringing in the ear, although other things are not allowed, and the little finger will be viciously broken if you move your hands and feet, but hugging the queen who feels amazing The waist is acquiesced, and the face is also acquiesced in the neck of the good smell-is this heaven?

Although doing so has actually gone through a lot of twists and turns, it was indeed scolded without any accident...

"Aren't you going to sleep with your eyes closed if you don't move your hands or feet?" A gloomy question came from my ear.

"It hurts! Brother, let go! It's going to break, my finger is really going to break!!!" My wife Shanyi immediately started howling, and the sharp and piercing voice pierced into the eardrums, making a loud noise. Yan Yue frowned deeply.

"Huh? Let's see what you are doing by yourself, you bastard? You are about to break your fingers, but you should let go first."

He yelled that his fingers hurt, but in fact his arms were tightly wrapped around his waist like iron pliers, like a hyena cub holding meat in his mouth, humming an aggrieved tone, his behavior was very honest, and he refused to die Songkou, does this trash still have the consciousness that he is the senior brother?Every time he apologizes quickly and never repents, his behavior is always one step ahead of his permission, at least respect his majesty!

"I'm sorry! But I'm sorry senior brother, I don't want to let go!" Fingers hurt but it's an atmosphere that can be tolerated anyway. After all, senior brother won't break his finger directly. Who is he and my wife Shanyi? For a man who has become a wife, this kind of warning... really hurts! ! !

Even though she was still howling like a pig being sent to a slaughterhouse after being severely snapped off, my wife Shanyi still persisted in putting her arms around his waist, and even hugged him even tighter. For some, they refuse to let go of the benefits they have already obtained—at least they are sleeping in a quilt, it’s fine if they can’t sleep, at least let them hug each other, right?Thanks to the pure cotton quilt for sleeping, letting go after being pinched with a little finger is not his wife Shanyi's style at all!

But just now I yelled this sentence with my eyes closed, and made up my mind. The next second, I slipped to my knees amidst the sharp pain in my fingers after the sound of "Haha?" My wife Shanyi howled for two more times. and then spoke cautiously:

"Just, just hugging is okay, I won't do strange things. No matter how you say it, sleeping together without being hugged is too desolate... Please, brother."

Trying to be coquettish was just a tactic to delay the attack, but the effect was unexpectedly good. The strength of holding his fingers was inexplicably stiff for a moment, and then slowly relaxed. The senior brother scolded him in a subtle tone as "a brain full of waste", and then said nothing What, even the tense muscles slowly relaxed, just acquiescing to his behavior of sticking to it like a rice cake.

"..."

Wow, I seem to have discovered some incredible attribute of my senior brother.

My wife, Shanyi, was silent for a few seconds without knowing what to think. She just stared at her senior brother with an inexplicable expression on her pair of yellow pupils that seemed to be shining in the darkness. There was an illusion that his back was cold, and he squinted his eyes and asked, "What are you doing stupidly?" before showing a look of sudden realization.

——Brother, don't you really like him acting like a baby? ! !

Now that I think about it, every time the senior brother pinched his nose to compromise, or forgive him for some offense, it was when he was pleading and acting like a baby. How should I put it, it is not surprising, the senior brother himself can't tell that he is being soft It’s still the hard type. I thought I didn’t eat soft and hard, but after the actual operation, it’s actually easy to use both soft and hard... My wife Shanyi, are you blind?Why didn't I discover it until this time! ! !

Even once acting like a baby, the effect is almost doubled, there is a very subtle maternal brilliance... the attribute is too virtuous, and it is easy to give in when being acted like a baby, and the feeling that the senior brother is a bit like a mother has come up again, and even this At one time, I had a stronger thought-brother, he is really suitable to be a mother!

My wife Shan Yi suddenly showed a sublimated expression.

Thinking about it this way, senior brother should also like children very much, right?Before at Butterfly House, I would talk to little girls with a gentle expression, so I definitely like children, right?

What kind of attribute is this that makes people excited? I can't wait to sleep with someone right away, but the brother who is so suitable to be a mother can only hug and watch, and won't let him sleep even if he is beaten to death. My wife Shanyi feels that she is in grief Tears were about to flow from the corner of his mouth, and he buried his face in the neck of the man with a shameless face, sucked two big mouthfuls unceremoniously, and then refused to look up.

Yan Yue: "..."

I always felt that it was a mistake to sleep with this guy... Ah, this trash's hair rubbed his neck so itchy, so annoying.

……

For ordinary people, "early morning" is Yoshiwara's "night", and the universal "twilight" is also the "early morning" of Huajie. Thanks to the ghost killing team, in order to catch the traces of ogres at night, they also reverse day and night all year round. Otherwise, if you suddenly turn your life upside down, you may not even be able to make up for the consumed energy by resting.

Seeing that the sun is beginning to dim, and soon it will be the time when Yoshihara wakes up, not only to deal with the challenges of Kyogoku House, but also to always pay attention to the ghosts that can be found at night. It can be said that there is a long way to go. Without hesitation, he kicked the waste hanging on his body in the form of an octopus out of the bed.

"Wake up, trash."

My wife Shanyi, who was sleeping soundly, said, "Oh! It hurts! Why did you kick me out? How can someone wake you up like that? Isn't it a bit rude?"

Where is the tenderness?Where is the warmth?Is the brother who compromised last night an illusion, can the warm blanket only stay for such a short moment?Suddenly being kicked on the waist and kicked out of the bed, not only is his heart hurting, but his waist is also hurting, and his body is also cold? !

What's wrong with kicking, but kicking the waist, what if it breaks, he hasn't even slept yet!To ensure the happiness of the rest of my life!

"It's so ruthless, senior brother. Anyway, we just slept last night!" My wife Shanyi gasped "hissingly", got up while pressing her waist, and accused dissatisfiedly, "I turned my face and refused to recognize anyone just after sleeping. , what shall we do next!"

I can already imagine my pitiful status in the future, maybe I will kneel down on the washboard at every turn, and will be thrown out of the room if I touch my wife's bed. I'm about to be beaten——oooh, what should I do if my brother is too cruel?

"What kind of disgusting rhetoric is this, you have something wrong with your mind."

Huang Yue ignored the idea that this trash was too misleading. After falling asleep, he turned back into that ruthless man again. Bottles and cans come out, slowly compare the open space in front of you:

"Come here, put on makeup, don't waste time."

The makeup for my wife Shanyi is relatively easy. After all, the soul is only on the two patches of plateau red that look particularly festive on the face. Yue Yue can just go up and paste some things to get it done. A "Shanzi" who is a village and a country is so fresh It was released, but if you want to draw "Ghost Princess"... then you will be in a lot of trouble.

"You stay here and watch. If anyone comes, they will be sent away. Just say that 'Ghost Ji' hates the sun and won't go out until dark."

He neatly put on the kimono with a large piece of bright camellia flowers, and with a little rage, he ran down the fake long hair that was a little tangled and messy all night, but the workmanship was not up to standard after all, and he still looked frizzy , and finally just throw it away.

Forget it, let Yato handle it when the time comes, this is professional.

"Ugh?"

I was looking at my ugly face in the mirror, and suddenly heard the order from my senior brother. My wife Shan Yi blankly responded, then raised her head, and stared dumbfounded at the senior brother who was wearing a gorgeous camellia kimono. Pushing open the window, he then raised his legs boldly and stepped up. The movement of half of his legs on the edge of the window was extraordinarily chic and majestic, but it didn't go well with the long black and smooth hair and the gorgeous women's kimono.

The small round mirror that my wife Shanyi was holding in her hand immediately fell to the ground, and she asked in shock and bewilderment:

"Brother, why are you going?"

careful!Watch out for skirts!It won't be gone, will it?Although there is no one in Yoshihara at this time, what if?Even men should pay attention to it anyway!

"No big deal."

Yan Yue said calmly:

"It's just a change of head."

"???"

As soon as the words fell, a group of beautiful toon flowers painted on the cloth turned out of the window, and the sun that gradually dimmed along with the dusk melted into the air. The blue-purple electric arc with the characteristics of the breath of thunder finally "cracked" twice, and then disappeared without a trace.

"...You ran too fast, didn't you?"

My wife Shanyi murmured:

"Isn't it just to put on makeup, is there anything you can't let me know?"

……

It's best not to let that trash know about Yato's existence.

Yan Yue has always planned this way.

After all, that trash had been involved with Higan before, and even killed a monster recklessly. No one knows if this guy will think of something when he sees Yato again, or if there is something extra in his vision.

You must know that it is extremely dangerous and difficult for a living person to spy on the other side, and only people who are naturally spiritual can glimpse the other side for a short moment through the "fox window" gesture, unless they have been hidden by the gods, or their souls are real. It's not very stable, otherwise the relationship with the other side will be broken very quickly after forming a relationship.

And if the fate is not broken, and the involvement is even deeper...then maybe it will become an embarrassing half-demon.

It is actually more convenient to call Yato for help, as long as he calls the name of the god as a human, he can directly call the incomprehensible God of Misfortune, but since my wife Zenitsu is here, I have to take Another more cumbersome way

"Come on, put on my makeup."

In the past, Yeto came to look for him through the window, but this time his identity was reversed, and he was unaccustomed to it. He grabbed the hair that swayed behind his head whenever he moved, and frowned, determined that he would never grow long hair again.

"There is still hair, all knotted, can you untie it?"

"Don't underestimate Ye Fighting God's professional ability, even if you twist your hair into a fishing net, I can handle it for you properly."

The incomprehensible Fu Jinshen had already pinched a brush between his fingers, and started to change his plan as soon as the person arrived. There was no pressure at all for this kind of time-consuming and heavy task, and he was even able to move at high speed. Smear on people's faces while chatting casually in a relaxed tone.

"Speaking of which, Yan Yue, you are in Yoshiwara, have you never seen other gods?"

"You're the only one, you haven't even seen a monster, what's the matter?"

"Oh, all right."

The God of Misfortune glanced out of the window, then turned his gaze back, and said vaguely:

"I saw a familiar artifact nearby... It's strange. Shouldn't that guy follow that slut every step of the way? What are you doing here in Yoshihara?"