How to be a mother to Shanyi

No, no, no, I was distracted by this piece of trash. What is "fooling around with women"? He didn't want to go to Huajie. This is "gathering information" with a very legitimate reason, let alone fooling around. He didn't even touch the hem of the woman who played the piano for him, how could it be called such a delicate description.

Although it shouldn't matter even if this kind of thing is brought up, after all, there should be no reason for the trash to control whether the senior brother goes to Huajie or not, but there is no reason, Yan Yue always has an intuition that going to Huajie should not be mentioned, always feel that Something bad might happen if you say it... His instincts have always been right.

Yan Yue secretly glanced at the guy who was still sticking to him like a follower.

It's still the same stupid face, the color of hair and eyes is like the sun at noon, it's very dazzling, but it's not half of the arrogance of sleepwalking, and the body is still steaming, probably because it has been training for a long time.

The extraordinarily existent body temperature spread into the air, and then permeated through the air, and one could faintly feel that there was a mass of heat like a small stove following him.

——Even if, even if he really went to Huajie to meet women, so what?That fellow Zenitsu has no reason to question him.

With a dull face, Yue Yue subconsciously clenched his palms.

He is too!Other men of this age may have two children. Yu Mao Tianyuan was also arranged to be an arranged wife at the age of 15. Why can't he go to Huajie for 18 years?

And there is nothing to stay in that kind of place, the smell of rouge gouache has been choking from the nose to the brain, the girl is very powerful in a sense, because she feels very uncomfortable no matter what, so Yue Yue did not seem to be The "most" in "most men will like it very much" said by Yuhao Tianyuan are looking forward to it, but they feel like sitting on pins and needles, listening to the piano music and hearing it is about to fall asleep.

Why do you use that resentful tone... Although it sounds outrageous, there is always an illusion that this waste sleepwalking state is about to move, which makes Huang Yue's sense of vigilance jump suddenly, and he can't even move his feet. Consciousness accelerated, and instinctively wanted to avoid talking about this matter.

"I said it's none of your business and none of your business."

Yan Yue stared back anxiously.

"What are you asking? It's normal for me to do the task."

Why should you question him? This guy clearly proposed to many women before, so why didn't he question himself in the first place?

"Ah, it turned out to be a mission."

Then my wife Shanyi withdrew her sour expression, and smiled silly twice: "Hey, brother, I wish I had told me otherwise, it made me think about it for so long, and it made me very sad. tangled."

"Why are you bothering with this stuff?"

The more I listened, the more something was wrong, and I always felt that there was a very subtle feeling in the content of the trash's words. Yan Yue narrowed his eyes slightly and looked over with a frown.

"Even if I'm from the same sect, I'm not so close to you, am I?"

When he said this, Huang Yue forgot how he had been obsessed with treating himself as a mother a while ago, half-squinting his cold green pupils under the light, and carefully looked at the whole face of the useless junior brother.

...Speaking of it, it was probably because Umo Tengen mentioned women's clothing before, and Yato brainwashed him in a nonchalant manner. The influence of these two guys is too powerful, so this kind of thinking instinctively jumped out of his mind now .

"Shanyi, you bastard..."

Huang Yue's eyes froze, and then he took a step forward, raised his hands, held the golden head in his hands, and then held up the face, and looked closely at it with probing eyes.

The eyes are quite big, because they often cry and cry, so they are well hydrated, and the corners of the eyes are relatively round and blunt. A little baby fat will make her look younger, and her outline is still soft.

This trash... can actually be dressed as a woman, right?

Huang Yue's mind drifted to a strange place.

This waste is only sixteen, and it can be regarded as a tail with a face that is not clearly differentiated by age, and its eyes are big and round. Although it is not yet old, it can still be predicted that it will maintain a childish face for many years to come... It doesn't matter if it's not pretty enough, at least it's still pretty cute, if you can dress it up as a woman...

"Teacher, brother?"

Shocked for a moment by the sudden intimacy, my wife Shan Yi froze in place in a daze.

——Okay, so close!

The color of malachite is brewing in the bottom of the eyes, and there is a ring of cold green around the edge. Although the tip of the nose has not touched it, I can already feel the light breath blowing over, just like the time when I held down my brother The breath felt behind the lower lip was the same. Although it was light and floating, it seemed to be wrapped in the fragrance of peaches and fruits all over the mountains and plains. It submerged his whole body along with the cool air flow, and firmly fixed the whole person in place.

The red color spread almost from the base of the ear, and in just a few breaths, it has already climbed up the cheeks and the tip of the ear along the skin. My wife Shanyi almost forgot to breathe at this moment, and just remembered to hold her breath and concentrate, blushing like He was holding his head like a wooden man, no matter what straightforward and bold pursuit he fantasized about before, it seemed to be blown to the back of his mind by this breath, and he had completely forgotten about it.

——What's going on, is senior brother so active all of a sudden? !

The villain in my heart has been twisted into a golden twist, and with the bursting background of the volcanic eruption, it has condensed into a pink love in the mind of my wife Shanyi.

Although, although he was very thorough and ready to launch an offensive against his senior brother, he really didn't expect his senior brother to take the initiative... suddenly faced with this rare (or took the wrong medicine) brother Offensive, my wife Shanyi thinks that the most beautiful thing in the world is nothing more than this.

The sweetheart suddenly approaches, holds your face, and puts it close to the tip of your nose, looking at you affectionately (mistakenly) and intently... Isn't it clear at a glance what the senior brother wants to do next? !

My wife Shanyi, if I don't send my first kiss now, when will I send it?Your spring is coming! ! !

At this moment, I almost heard the sound of flowers blooming. My wife Zenitsu has completely forgotten about the fact that the two teammates are still watching from the sidelines. It doesn’t matter. Tanjiro and Inosuke have no favorites. Poor guy, how could he understand his happiness with a senior brother?Hey hey.

Since the senior brother took the initiative to come forward, he should try his best to respond!

With the idea of ​​having a second child, my wife Shanyi blushed, closed her eyes honestly, then raised her hands to hold the wrists that were thrown beside his face, leaned her head forward slightly, and pursed her lips ——

"...Trash, what are you doing?"

The peach-flavored kiss that I was looking forward to did not appear. Instead, there was a question that revealed deep doubts, and there was even a bit of undisguised disgust in my tone. I was still looking forward to a shy and sweet kiss from my wife. Shanyi immediately froze in place, pouted his lips and remained motionless, only his eyelids twitched for a moment.

"..."

——Ah, did he misunderstand the meaning of the senior brother?

The peach blossoms that were blooming all over the mountains and plains in my heart withered in an instant, and my wife Shanyi also recovered her sanity from the eighteenth-floor love filter—what was he thinking just now? What about kisses?

Although it is difficult to agree with my own taste, and there is a kind of subtle guess about the desire to hide my chest, but in the end, I still have some understanding of the senior brother, what would the senior brother look like when he falls in love...

Anyway, the possibility of sweetness and sweetness coming up for a kiss is almost zero. Even if they can really communicate with their seniors, they will probably be beaten and beaten and kissed and beaten again.

Maybe when the progress gets deeper, you will have to fight before making out. Only when you win the fight can you do something, and if you lose, you will go directly to the butterfly house. Thinking about it this way, I feel that the days ahead will be dark I'm up.

Finally regaining her sanity, my wife Shanyi shed two tears, her cheeks were pinched unsurprisingly, her pursed mouth completely turned into a duck's mouth, extruding a stupid and ridiculous arc , and then opened his eyes, as expected, he saw a disgusted face.

"It's disgusting, can't you make a normal expression?"

The senior brother pinched his mouth with disgust, until he pushed his whole head a little, then withdrew his hand and looked over thoughtfully.

"I've been wanting to say it since just now, waste, if you put on a woman's makeup, there shouldn't be too many flaws, right?"

My wife Shanyi didn't react for a while: "Huh?"

"Although he will be ugly, he shouldn't be suspected of being a real man."

Having said that, Huang Yue pinched two muscular shoulders with his hands, and then showed a dissatisfied look: "Deduct points, it's too wide."

My wife Shanyi: "Huh? What and what is this all about? Who wants to wear women's clothing! It's fine to deceive my innocent boyish heart, but what's the point of discussing women's clothing all of a sudden? It's too much to say that people wearing women's clothing will be ugly!"

"The sound is too, too loud."

However, Huang Yue completely ignored his accusation, and frowned again:

"The voice line is not very thick, and the false sound should be quite convenient, but the noise is too cheap, and it can't be sold for much money."

My wife Shanyi: "??? Even more outrageous claims have appeared! What kind of disqualified senior brother can say such a thing, dress up a junior as a woman and then sell it? Why did you do this?! Senior brother, what did you do last night? I went, I always feel that your appearance is very strange now!"

"……what."

As if awakened by his accusation, Huang Yue was stunned for a moment, and then showed a sleepwalking look:

"That's right, I don't need to sell trash... Maybe it's because I haven't slept all night, and my mind is a little unclear."

Saying so, Yan Yue resolutely bypassed the golden unknown object standing in place, and walked away without hesitation, leaving behind only a cold and heartless figure from the back, and the useless junior brother biting the corner of his sleeve with tears in his eyes.

Huh, even if it's women's clothing, I don't want to be judged as "ugly".

……

Not far away, Tanjiro Kamado also finished the push-ups that made him almost paralyzed, got up panting, touched his nose, and sneezed uncontrollably.

"There is a scent...a strange scent."

Kamado Tanjiro sniffed again suspiciously.

It was passed on from senior brother Shanyi, and it seems to be contaminated—a bit like a powder used by women.