How to be a mother to Shanyi

To be honest, as soon as Tomioka Yoshiyuki said this, Yan Yue's first reaction was actually "Could it be that Yinzhu doesn't like him and wants to hit someone?" It wasn't until the two of them stared at each other in silence for a few seconds that Butterfly endured it by the side. After laughing out loud with a "poof", he realized what it meant.

"...You actually explained it clearly to Yinzhu?"

Yan Yue showed a puzzled look, "You can actually explain the plain language?"

Yoshiyuki Tomioka: "I can't explain clearly."

Butterfly next to her covered her mouth this time, but she still couldn't hold back her muffled laughter. The air she exhaled came out from between her fingers, turning into a strange sound.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka turned his head to look at her. Although he didn't show any expression, he thought about it seriously and added another sentence.

"Butterfly also talked to Ubi."

"Oh..." Yan Yue nodded.

——It turned out that it was Chongzhu who was explaining by the side, no wonder, with Tomioka Giyuu's language skills alone, it's no wonder that Yinzhu didn't want to beat someone up, and he had to have a normal person to help him say something nice, otherwise he would be useless.

So, Yin Zhu, who has never met before, is willing to let go to see the recommended step-son candidate. In addition to Tomioka Yoshiyuki to match him up, is there also Zongzhu Butterfly Shinobi who helped him avoid misunderstandings caused by communication barriers?

Although it is not clear why Butterfly Ninja is willing to help this favor, but Yue Yue is not a character who would be entangled in such things, so he simply thanked the two of them, and then came down after Tomioka Yoshiyuki said "I will show you the way" Arrived at a partial house near the headquarters.

"Mr. Yuhao has no urgent task for the time being, so he will stay at the headquarters for a while, otherwise it will be very difficult to meet him."

Butterfly, who also came over for some reason, smiled and said:

"I'm also very interested. It must be something worth seeing if you can witness Mr. Ubiki adopting a stepson. After all, Mr. Yubi has a very unique personality, but if you can become friends with Mr. Tomioka, Inaoyu-kun will definitely is that OK?"

...No, I didn't think there was any problem at first, but after being mentioned like this, I felt that the problem was bigger.

Yan Yue fell silent.

What kind of personality is it that Zong Zhu deliberately mentions the term "very distinctive", and being friends with Tomioka Yoshiyuki is a benchmark for judging communication skills, I feel a bit chilly.

Just because he can talk to Tomioka Yoshiyuki doesn't mean he can communicate smoothly with others. You must know that he himself has a very ordinary relationship with most of the team members he has come into contact with. It is more reasonable to say that he is "rejected"... So can he really handle the "very distinctive" sound column?

Yue Yue has reservations about Die Die's words of trust that he is close to watching the excitement.

Moreover, in a certain fact, he was indeed right.

……

"You are Daoyu?"

The tall man with the diamond forehead protector lowered his head, the diamond chain hanging from his forehead dangled, refracting the dazzling light, his eyes slightly narrowed with strange erythema and single-eye makeup, and looked at Huang Yue from head to toe , and then the focus stopped on the golden jade around his neck.

"Barely considered gorgeous, I recognize your taste in dressing up."

He pointed at the golden Gouyu, then patted the golden armband on his bulging upper arm with his backhand, and said brightly:

"Gold is a gorgeous color. Although your boy is dressed in gray, the necklace is not bad, and his appearance is qualified!"

Yan Yue: "..."

Although Yue Yue is quite looking forward to the status of becoming a "stepson", after all, he has been recognized as having the potential to become a "pillar", but at this moment he feels a sense of shrinking - this voice column is really Is it reliable?

He never thought that the so-called "sound column" could be judged based on whether it is gorgeous or not. This is a sound column derived from their Lei Yi's breathing method. Maybe it was the same school more than ten years ago. Is this the virtue of the column? !

This is not as reliable as Tomioka Giyuu.

Yue Yue's mood began to become subtle. He glanced at the two people who were silent beside him. Butterfly couldn't help but smiled and looked at it because he was planning to watch the fun. Giyu Tomioka didn't know if he was wandering in his mind. He looked ahead, his eyes calm like a pool Sishui, I guess I didn't realize that there was something wrong with Yinzhu's words... Forget it, after all, Tomioka Giyuu, expecting him to understand the words is not as good as expecting the trash son to be hardened and stop crying all day, the probability is almost zero delusional.

So Yue Yue calmed down, thinking that this might just be a matter of personal preference, maybe Yin Zhu could get along very well apart from this weird "gorgeousness", he wanted to be a stepson just because he wanted a more capable The status of climbing up, by the way, let's see if I can mention the strength again, as long as the compatibility is not too bad, it can be tolerated, even if the premonition is not good, it may not be accurate, what if?

However, this "what if" did not come true, or it was realized with another distance of eight hundred miles in reverse, in short, it had nothing to do with Huang Yue's expectations.

"Wanting to be my stepson is very strict! Qualified appearance is only the first step. Next, you have to worship and trust me as a god. I am the god you believe in!"

Without waiting for Huang Yue to react, Yu Mao Tianyuan shook his two diamond brow chains again, compared himself with his thumb with his backhand, and then said with a loud voice:

"I, as the god of ceremonies in charge of magnificence and excellence! And you, if you want to be my stepson, you must have the consciousness of being a minion! If you let you go east, you can't go west, if you let you beat dogs, you can't kill chickens , tell me, do you understand!"

Yan Yue: "..."

Yue Yue felt that the corners of his eyes seemed to be twitching uncontrollably, the edges of his cheeks seemed to be bulging, and his temples were throbbing. He felt that the thunder spots all over his body seemed to be trampled all over.

"God of the festival?"

He repeated subconsciously.

"You say you are a god?"

"That's right." The man opposite answered naturally, "Do you have any questions?"

--Do you have any question?

The bulging veins on Yan Yue's cheeks began to spread out, and a large area spread out.

——His problem is serious!

god?The god of festivals?Why the hell can Ghost Slayer hide a god? !He hides from the gods more diligently than the Raoshizi Ghost King hides ghosts and kills the team!Didn't it mean that gods can't be too involved in the affairs of this shore, so the grievances and grievances towards the ghost killing team and ghosts are all detoured?

And what the hell is this diamond head saying, to be his minion?Even if Yato wants to accept him as an artifact, he has to humbly beg (and he still doesn't agree), is this the treatment an artifact should have? ? ?

Oh, no, he said he was a god, did he?

Huang Yue came back to his senses, showing a scrutinizing gaze, his green pupils narrowed slightly, a trace of imperceptible purple leaked from the cold background color of malachite, and he took a closer look at this self-proclaimed "God of Rituals" guy.

The body is very strong, and the arms are very explosive at first glance. It is definitely the physique of a strong man, but there is no breath of the other side, and the body is completely alive, and if it is really "God" ", and it doesn't make sense at all.

The relationship between gods and living people will be erased because of a short separation, and it is a very quick thing to be forgotten, but it is obvious that this guy has an incredible sense of existence, even the other team members who have never met him He can also say a few words like "What ghost did Mr. Yinzhu kill?", and there is no difficulty in the so-called "the other side should not be married to the other side".

"Oh--"

Then Huang Yue understood the truth, he elongated his tone, frowned slightly, hesitated for a moment before saying:

"I see, it's just to satisfy your desire to call yourself a god, right? That's fine."

Although it's annoying, isn't a false god much better than a real god? At least this living person who fantasizes that he is a god can't force him to give him a name. Even if he hears it, he feels uncomfortable. Tolerate.

However, Huang Yue figured it out, and Yu Mao Tianyuan who was opposite was choked by his words, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"What do you mean by 'satisfying your idea of ​​claiming to be a god'... It makes me feel disgusted, no wonder it is the candidate recommended by Tomioka, and the speech is so disgusting."

Yuhao Tianyuan touched the back of his neck unhappily, and then he took out the two broad-bladed knives wrapped in cloth on his back, showing a more serious expression, and pointed to the open space on one side:

"Forget it, how can a guy like you understand the greatness of the God of Rituals? Go over there and let me see your skills."

Having said that, he took the lead in taking a step towards the open space, and with his back turned to Yue Yue, he slowly stretched out five fingers with his backhand.

"Take my five tricks first, if you can't take it, you can't talk about it, if you can take it, even if I admit you-but if you want to be my stepson, these are still far away, this is just giving you a chance , it is up to you whether you can catch it or not.”

I didn't know that Yue Yue had already started the assessment of his stepson on the other side. My wife Shanyi was still angry at being "violently fed medicine" by her senior brother at this time, and she was so angry that she exploded into a golden dandelion.

—Excessive!Excessive! !Super excessive! ! !Even if he refuses to drink the medicine first, the senior brother can't do such an excessive thing!At any rate, he also understands that treatment is very important. As long as he can be patient and persuade him, he is not unwilling to take medicine... Probably.

And this is not the only thing that brother is too much, he has clearly done such a thing, but he still didn't apologize after realizing that he was wrong, and instead used Jin Pingtang to divert his attention, and then ran away without hesitation——to him Be responsible, brother bastard!It is clear that I am the one who usually bullies my junior, so it would be fine to let him bully me back if I am wrong, what kind of skill is running away at such a time! ! !

My wife Shanyi bit the corner of the quilt angrily, with a bitter and bitter expression on her face, this anger lasted for a long time, he imagined a hundred ways to take revenge on his senior brother in his heart, including but not limited to After being bullied and returned, his brain was filled with a demented smile "hehe" for most of the afternoon. Tanjiro, who was sent back by "hidden" in the next bed, was worried that there was something wrong with his brain, but unfortunately after calming down, My wife Shanyi found sadly that the "revenge" he imagined was not feasible at all.

That's senior brother Yue Yue... It's a conscience discovery to feel guilty because of drugging the junior brother into a coma. Compared with the previous attitude of being confident and impatient no matter what, it can be regarded as a great improvement, but it is still the same. He is unreasonable with a tough and aggressive attitude. If he is pointed out, he will definitely stare with fierce eyes, and maybe he will be scolded. That look is super scary. Does he really have a chance to bully him back?

Thinking of this, my wife Shanyi retracted the quilt in despair.

Sigh, when will he not be bullied by his senior brother, and be able to bully his senior brother back?

The day when I can bully my senior brother in my wish is far away, maybe even not in this life, but I still have to drink the medicine I should drink, and I can't even miss a meal.

When Aoi Kanzaki stepped into the ward again carrying a bowl of dark green "magma" exuding black air, my wife Zenitsu's face turned blue immediately, and she got under the quilt without hesitation, and refused to kill her. come out.

"Don't! Don't! Why do you want to drink it!!! And it tastes so horrible every time, it doesn't change at all! This is not something that humans can drink at all! The taste is so terrible that you can see the horns on your head A man with a mace and a sneer! Will he cross the Sanzu River?!"

"How can it be so exaggerated!"

Seeing this, Kanzaki Aoi showed a look that couldn't bear to look directly:

"Other team members who have been poisoned by ghosts are also drinking the same medicine, but no one is as timid as my wife. If my wife still refuses to take the medicine, I will go to Mr. Inaoyu!"

The golden retriever hiding under the quilt seemed to pause strangely, and then seemed to think of something, and hummed resentfully under the quilt twice, still refusing to let go: "I don't believe it, brother is clearly at noon It was gone by then!"

"Mr. Inaoyu just came back."

Seeing that the hard problem was that oil and salt would not get in, Aoi Kanzaki decisively chose to find foreign aid. After distributing the other medicine bowls, he rushed out the door angrily, took my wife Shanyi's bowl of green medicine soup and left in a hurry. He said a little threatening "I'll go find Mr. Inaoyu right now", and the figure disappeared completely.

"..."

And after Aoi Kanzaki left, my wife Zenitsu, who was huddled in a ball on the hospital bed, lifted the corner of the quilt, vigilantly exposed half of her golden head, and after confirming that the girl who told him to drink the medicine did go out, she showed a look of success. He climbed out of the bed in a high spirited manner, leaned against the head of the bed again, and even tried to put on an imposing and incriminating expression.

Inosuke seemed to have fallen into depression because he couldn't beat the ghost in Nata Spider Mountain, and didn't make any response, but Tanjiro next to him looked at him with question marks all over his face, and asked in surprise, "Zenyi, what are you doing?"

"I'm waiting for senior brother to come." My wife Shanyi replied naturally.

Kamado Tanjiro: "..."

Kamado Tanjirou was shocked.

Shanyi, are you serious?I heard that your senior brother is in the Butterfly House, and he still refuses to drink the medicine, waiting for Miss Xiaokui to call your senior brother... He still remembers the scene of your senior brother chasing after you in the wisteria pattern house, If you do this now, will the old things really not happen again?

"Well... Shanyi, you'd better take the medicine obediently before the senior brother comes over."

Tanjiro suggested in a tactful tone: "Otherwise, I think senior brother might be very angry."

"He is very angry? So what, I am also very angry! I am very angry now! Super angry! Just waiting for the senior brother to come over!"

My wife Shanyi snorted without any hesitation, still leaning on the bed with her short arms in her arms, as if she didn't feel that she would be beaten at all, and even waited for her senior brother to be called over with a bit of anticipation. He is not guilty, and looks completely different from the one who ran away in tears in the wisteria flower house before.

Kamado Tanjiro: "..."

Well, Shan Yi, as long as you are happy.

Tanjiro looked away in a particularly complicated manner. He was escorted to explain his sister's situation at the Zhuhe meeting at noon, and he didn't know what happened in the ward, so he didn't understand why seeing Yue Yue before was like a mouse seeing him. Why is the cat's Shanyi so confident now? He can only make up his mind silently. If Shanyi's senior brother wants to draw a knife to kill someone because of anger, he will work hard and stop it for the love of his companion...

The only two people in the ward who have the ability to think (not counting Inosuke) fell into different thoughts, but the law of what will happen in the future is completely unpredictable. Neither my wife Zenitsu nor Kamado Tanjirou who planned to "stop him if there is a fight" didn't guess the real development of the matter.

It's easy to say the five tricks of Yin Zhu, but when you think about it, the opponent is "Zhu", and Yue Yue himself is a mere third-level member who has never even seen the face of "Twelve Ghost Moon". I haven't practiced yet, and I forgot to switch my breath because I was too nervous in Natian Spider Mountain, so the accidental collision can be extended for a period of time, and the overall combat effectiveness is still far behind the "Pillar".

——But even if it sounds very different, he won't be unable to accept the five probing moves. In the final analysis, if Yu Mao Tianyuan wants to make things difficult for him, he can just use the breath of sound method he created. To deal with him, instead of giving a range of five moves, from weak to strong, gradually test his strength.

The result was not bad. The guy who called himself "God" said that he was reluctant, and then he slapped him on the back with a big hand, slapped Yue Yue staggeringly, and changed his words and said that I will be at the headquarters in a few days. Come over for training after a while, and then drill Yue Yue mercilessly.

...As expected of the custom-made training given by "Zhu", in just one afternoon, Yue Yue felt that his whole body was about to become an empty shell. In the end, it was because the partial residence at the headquarters was only reserved for Zhu to stay temporarily, and there was nothing else to do. At the resting place, Yu Mao Tianyuan "showed mercy" and let him go, and he didn't forget to tell him to go there on time tomorrow, take it easy on the first day, and train twice as much tomorrow.

When Yan Yue heard these words, his impatient face almost couldn't hold back, almost returning to the Butterfly House with the Sun Wheel Knife.

Even when he received another request from Aoi Kanzaki, he still hadn't recovered from the hellish training. He took the familiar medicine bowl exhaustedly, and even refused to take medicine for his useless son. The energy to bring up the anger was gone, and the whole person seemed to lose color, and walked slowly towards the familiar ward.

"..."

Pushing open the door again, his gaze caught sight of the good-for-nothing junior on the hospital bed who was glaring at him with his chest puffed up. Yan Yue walked over with the bowl expressionless, and stood in front of the bed, staring at him for a few seconds.

…Then, when the trash son was about to lose his expression and his cheeks started to drip cold sweat, he sat sideways on the side of the bed with a wooden face, passed the medicine bowl symbolically, and didn't even bother to scold the trash, He spat out two words exhaustedly.

"Take medicine."

"..."

The good-for-nothing son was stunned for a moment, then cautiously moved a little closer, looked up along his profile, and even wanted to reach out and pinch his face a little eagerly: "Wow... Senior brother, are you really Senior Brother Yue Yue?" ? Wasn’t someone pretending to be you?”

Yan Yue: "..."

Huang Yue felt that he was exhausted physically and mentally, and he didn't even bother to get angry, he just rolled his eyes at the audacious and useless junior brother, and then didn't say a word.

My wife Shanyi really felt that something was wrong at this moment. He walked up to the side of the senior brother who was sitting by the bed in two steps, boldly stretched out his finger, and tentatively poked the card that was always posing With a cold and white side face impatient, he asked cautiously, "Brother, are you angry?"

Wow, as expected of my brother's face, it's so soft.

Yan Yue: "..."

This time, Huang Yue didn't even bother to roll his eyes, he just looked at the eyes of a fool or a dead person.

However, my wife Shanyi didn't receive this look at all, because at this moment he fell into a particularly alluring deep thought.

... Brother, although it is strange now, he is not angry when his face is poked!

Although I don't know why it became like this, but, is this, is it possible... to bully me a little?