How to be a mother to Shanyi

As soon as this speech that seemed to have a split personality came out, before Huang Yue was shocked by his inexplicable remarks, my wife Shan Yi gave a shock from head to toe.

Appeared again!Appeared again!Brother's brain is broken again! ! !

It's that weird heart sound again, like a tune blown from the underworld, and that kind of extremely contradictory and out of tune remarks that send chills down your spine!

Listen, what Senior Brother Yan Yue said!Although he really hopes to get the approval of his senior brother, but my wife Shanyi is not without self-knowledge, saying that senior brother Yue Yue likes him so much that he wants to kiss him, it is better to say that senior brother wants to bite off a piece of flesh from his face viciously, This is more convincing!

horrible!very scary! !The current senior brother is much more terrifying than the previous senior brother! ! !Even if the senior brother has been showing extreme disgust towards him all the time, the performance is at most just smashing peaches and cursing. To be honest, it is not painful or itchy, but the current senior brother...

My wife Shanyi couldn't help shivering again.

The heart sound alone was already extremely strange, and even had an inexplicable feeling that made his hair stand on end—as if there was something dangerous like a python staring at him, and once he let down his vigilance, he would rush over and knock him down. It's super scary to be entwined and strangled, and then buried in the chest muscles to suffocate!

The previous "strong man locks the man" and "death-killing ghost" flashed through his mind like a revolving lantern. My wife Shanyi's face turned pale with fright. How much more terrible is it to drive away words? !

And as for another possibility that was not considered before, for example, senior brother Yue Yue really has this idea... Isn't that even more terrifying? ! ! !

My wife Shanyi's inner villain has already started to hold her head in her hands and start "booming" to grab the ground with her head.

If that was the case, it would have reached a situation scarier than ghosts. Is it a monster, is it really a monster, is it a monster that would peel him, dismantle his bones and devour him? ! !

It's hard to compare the horror of being eaten by ghosts, or being eaten by monsters is more terrifying!

My wife Shanyi almost scared herself out of something wrong here, and at the same time, the "culprit" next to her was too rough in the initial soul integration, so that her memory, cognition and even her personality were in a state of being in a state of separation and not being smoothed out , and completely fell into the confusion of thinking caused by the rough fusion of souls.

"What the hell, who would have that kind of name! That trash is clearly——obviously, dear baby!"

"Bah! What's going on? Did I get some disgusting vampirism, that trash—it's not trash, it's Mommy's big boy!"

"Whoa! That useless—a little boy who found out after a lot of hard work by my mother!"

Yan Yue: "..."

Yan Yue showed a suspicious expression on his life.

What happened, how could he, Huang Yue, have such thoughts about that useless junior?He obviously has always wanted to be Shanyi's mother!

善逸那么可爱那么乖，正是需要妈妈爱护的年纪，他怎么舍得让善逸宝贝流眼泪呢，他明明——他明明应该狠狠揍他这个废物师弟一顿吧！

What... what's the situation?That trash... No, kiss baby, vomit!It's obviously trash——

The fusion of souls has finally begun to take shape. The two chaotic consciousnesses are quickly mixed in the mind. At the same time, they are like different paints poured into the same bucket. The memory and character of each other were dyed with the color of the other party, and only then did they find a delicate balance point in compromise.

Therefore, Huang Yue stopped holding the hand that was jumping straight to the temple of "Tudu", and the depth of the turquoise eyes was completely covered with a layer of imperceptible purple. Then it was connected again, continued in a logical manner, and then flowed away smoothly and long.

The two different strands of thinking finally reached a preliminary consensus at this moment, fused and infiltrated with each other, and twisted into a strange but strong thick rope.

Huang Yue put down his hands, his brows finally relaxed, as if he had escaped from the chaotic thoughts, his eyes were firm, his expression was calm, under the slightly dim light in the room, his pupils faintly like turquoise will-o'-the-wisps flickered slightly, and the magical purple light flickered It passes, and then settles in the cold and clear color of malachite.

After fighting without conflicting and contradictory thoughts, Yue Yue felt that his brain was calmer than ever, his mood was more relaxed than ever, and the decisions he made were extremely correct.Because at this moment, in his mind, there was only one strong thought.

——Trash baby, mom loves you!

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No one knows what kind of battle Yu Yue has experienced in his heart. No one knows except himself. After resigning from the post of Naruto, Kuang Dao Cigoro seldom relied on his keen hearing. My wife Shanyi, who could hear the inner voice, didn't find any clues such as "substitution" - because strictly speaking, it is not considered a substitution, and Yue Yue is always Yue Yue, but he has been replaced in his soul so... Just a million bits and pieces.

So, Huang Yue, who finally returned to normal (thinking) rubbed the center of his brows, completely suppressed the chaotic and complicated thoughts that would even cause him to fight on his own, and his tone returned to his usual indifference, his blue-green pupils seemed not to care much I glanced over, and then asked under the eyes of my wife Shanyi who seemed to be watching a ghost:

"Have you finished today's training—hey, what are you doing hiding at the door?"

"..."

At the door, my wife Shanyi's eyes slowly changed from fear to horror, and then to surprise and surprise.

Senior brother seems... to be normal again.

The attitude is natural, the tone is normal, even close to the ordinary brothers, he didn't call "Mom's baby" as if he was possessed by evil spirits, and he didn't even call him "trash" when grandpa was away as usual, as if just now It was as if nothing had happened, everything was unbelievably normal.

But it's all the more abnormal because it's so normal -- isn't it?Even if the senior brother escaped from the situation like a monster upper body just now, he shouldn't have such an attitude!A normal senior would call him "trash" impatiently at this time, right?Isn't this kind of calm attitude towards him even more wrong?It seems that the possessed monster made a disguise to trick him into eating him!

My wife Shanyi shuddered again.

And, moreover, senior brother didn't suddenly go into a coma this time, but he called out "Dear Dabao" in a sober state, even if the words just now were said in a dizzy situation, senior brother should have some memory , but now it doesn't look like it at all!The senior brother simply had an expression of "it was normal and nothing happened just now", as if he didn't remember what happened at all!

My wife Shanyi, who couldn't help but start thinking about flying, was covered with cold sweat on her forehead, dryly rolled her Adam's apple under the scorching green eyes, and then tried to muster up her courage, resisting the desire to run away with tears Wang asked tremblingly:

"Master, brother, do you still remember... what happened just now?"

"Just now?"

Yue Yue was startled for a moment, he subconsciously began to think about what happened just now - it was just that he wanted to kiss his useless baby just now, it was normal, so did something strange happen?

Huang Yue, who had already rationalized everything in his mind, frowned and thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong. He thought it was all normal, and could scare his dear useless baby into such a pale face. , which made him even more puzzled.Although Shanyi was originally timid, it is true that there must be something that scares him before he can cry, such as high-load training and killing ghosts, such a completely ordinary daily life... Shouldn't it?

As a result, Yue Yue's expression became serious and serious, and the already slightly hostile expression seemed to be more angry and impatient-this was close to the expression he used to face my wife Shanyi. .

"So what just happened?"

Yan Yue asked.

Seeing this expression, if it was my wife Shanyi before today, I would probably be trembling lest my senior brother point to his nose and tell him to leave Taoshan, but after experiencing the truly terrifying situation before, my wife Shanyi felt a little strange. Peace of mind—fortunately, fortunately, the senior brother's appearance is only temporary, everything has to be compared, even if the senior brother doesn't like him, isn't it more harmless than being possessed by a monster and calling him "baby".

So my wife Shanyi stabilized her little heart, breathed a sigh of relief, and retracted the foot that was originally stepping on the edge of the door frame, and was about to run away immediately when the situation was not good, while comforting herself in her heart, "At least the brother is now It's normal." He sniffed and replied, "A super scary thing happened just now. Fortunately, brother, you have transformed back..."

——Fortunately, the senior brother has changed back, otherwise he would definitely cry!Maybe you will be stunned!A senior who is possessed by a monster is really scary!It's scarier than ghosts!

My wife Shanyi thought so, but before he could finish his sentence, he saw the "returning to normal" brother Yan Yue blinked thoughtfully, and then looked at him with those blue pupils Come over, and then the words with a familiar tone but the content made him feel like falling into an ice cellar:

"Although I don't know what happened, but if it's scary to you, then sleep with me tonight."

The "senior brother" with a pair of cold green pupils looked at him, and said quietly to him:

"Mom will protect you, baby Shanyi."

……

The air froze for a moment, and then, in the next second, a terrified scream ran out of the house, resounding through Taoshan.

"Grandpa! Brother, his brain is broken again ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"