How to be a mother to Shanyi

"How did you spend the seven days, you trash? What's in your head? It's straw. It's not like there's no river in the mountain. Haven't you even washed your face?"

On the way up the mountain, my wife Shanyi’s face was sluggish, and the lower half of her body was dragged on the ground. Only the back collar was being dragged by my senior brother who kept cursing, like some small animal being grabbed by the back of the neck. All the weight was given to the strength on the neck, and while being dragged like this, while listening to the irritated voice coming from the ear, the eyes moved away from the peach trees on both sides that were retreating, and began to stare at Zhanlan aimlessly The colored sky was in a daze.

Although I was being scolded, I felt inexplicably at ease. How should I put it...it feels so good to be alive?Even the senior brother's cursing voice sounds very kind, no, or rather, the thought of being a little rude, I always feel that the senior brother who is cursing is more like a mother?

So brother, what are you going to do?Carry him up the mountain, and then what?If the senior brother is going to wash him up next, he probably won't be able to suppress this outrageous thought - because this is exactly what a mother would do!

"I can't imagine how to do it so that my face is covered with dirt, and the tears haven't washed away. It's a shame to say that you are a waste. You should be called a genius, a genius who made himself dirty."

Huang Yue carried his useless son, who was almost dirty into a mud ball, and didn't realize that the latter had started to wander at this time. He still had blue veins on his forehead, trying hard to suppress himself and wanted to throw this "mud ball" backhand The impulse to drive, cursing and walking all the way and mocking all the way, until the familiar house on the top of the mountain appeared in the field of vision, and I stepped into the familiar house in three steps and two steps, and then stopped temporarily.

"Teacher! This guy Shanyi came back alive, I'll take him to take a bath first!"

Without hesitation, he raised his voice and yelled to the inside, and before Jigoro Sangshima was overjoyed, he came out on crutches to meet his two apprentices, and when he heard the response, he turned a corner decisively, and immediately With the helpless son who cheered up and was about to hold his grandfather's thigh and cry, he turned around and left.

"Wait, wait? Brother, where are you going, I haven't seen Grandpa—"

"Huh? You have the nerve to go to see the teacher with such a dusty appearance? Let's wash it up and talk about it!"

Yue Yue is now completely jumping horizontally on the red line of his patience, holding the useless son on his forehead and making a sharp turn, going straight to the river near the training ground-he has no patience to give the useless son any more. Prepare water for bathing. Anyway, at the end of spring and near summer, Gangshan is the place with the most sunshine, and the temperature is relatively high. The waste from perennial training should also have rough skin and thick flesh.

As for making a decision directly and not allowing refutation, will this make the useless son rebellious... Who cares about him!If he likes to make noise, he will cry if he likes to cry. He is absolutely cold-faced and ruthless. If he doesn't peel off a layer of skin (physics) for this waste today, he will never let this waste step into the house!

Logically speaking, my wife Shanyi should have made a loud noise when she heard that her senior brother refused to let her see her, but this trash not only didn’t make a sound, but even let him drag her so strangely, it seemed a bit abnormally honest.

With this thought in mind, Huang Yue glanced back and downcast his eyes slightly in doubt, and after noticing the inexplicably sighing, shy and "guessed" expression of the trash son, he suddenly felt a chill for no reason.

"...What disgusting expression is that on your face, trash."

"No, brother, that's the one. Your behavior feels a little like... babbling! I feel so shy! I can't say it at all, so I better not say it!"

My wife Shanyi closed her eyes and shouted loudly: "If you say it, you will definitely be beaten. It hurts so much, it really hurts! That's why I don't want to say it!!!"

——He guessed it right, the senior brother wanted to take him to take a bath!What should I do, I feel more and more that the senior brother is like a mother, how can I say such a thing, the moment I say it, I will be sanctioned by the senior brother with an iron fist, right? !He already imagined that he was beaten into a pig's head by his senior brother, after all, this kind of thinking is really rude!

Not to mention the grumpy senior brother Yue Yue, even he himself would definitely take a knife to teach a guy with such a bold idea an unforgettable lesson, right?He doesn't want to die in the hands of his senior, so he must not say it!

Not knowing that even if she spoke out, she would not be beaten (and might even be praised happily), my wife Shan Yi tightly covered her mouth, refusing to reveal a single word, using her hands to make a deafening scream. His mouth was tightly sealed, and no one would want him to say another word.

Yan Yue: "..."

Yue Yue felt that the trash son might have some brain problems, and it would be more appropriate to throw him into the river to wash his brain first.

"Whatever you want, I'm not interested in the idea of ​​trash anyway."

So, after finally dragging the useless son who covered his mouth by himself to the river, Huang Yue let go of the back neckline of his junior brother who was also holding him, threw him to the river, slowly rolled up his cuffs, and pointed Pointing to the flowing river, raised his eyebrows, and sneered at my wife Shanyi who was still lying on the ground:

"Okay, so now it's your turn to make a decision, trash."

"Do you take it off yourself, or do I take it off for you?"

……

My wife Zenyi had an unforgettable hour for him.

It was very windy that day and the water was very cold. Even if the sun was high and warm, it could not warm his heart filled with fear.

Crumpled and dirty clothes were scattered on the shore. His call for help was definitely heard by his grandfather, but his keen hearing only told him that his grandfather was smiling cheerfully in the house, saying "Help, help" that resounded through Taoshan. "Grandpa" turned a blind eye to it, and was even a little happy to see it happen.

The senior brother was the main force of the murder. He apologized for his previous thought that the senior brother was very similar to his mother-the senior brother was not like his mother!How can a mother push her child into the river and rub off a layer of skin? ! !

My wife Shanyi shuddered.

He is in pain!Obviously, he used to think that taking a bath was a very comfortable and enjoyable thing, but after this time, he even developed a fear of taking a bath. As soon as he mentioned these two words, he thought of his senior brother's gloomy face, Blue-green eyes like will-o'-the-wisps, rolled up sleeves, and a hard brush pulled out from nowhere—so why on earth does the brother use a brush to bathe him? !

He is not leather shoes!And that horrible scrubbing strength that seems to be shaving wood, even a hedgehog will be polished into a mirror, right?How much strength did the senior brother use!

hateful!Excessive!Bullying!When he can beat his senior brother in the future, he must retaliate against him in his own way, and let his senior brother feel his fear at this moment!

My wife, Shanyi, has great ambitions.

However, this lofty ambition is just an unattainable wish for him, because at least for now, he is still a useless junior brother who is about to be shocked when he yells at him. He was pressed in the river and brushed off a layer of skin. Even the crows distributed to him by the Ghost Killing Squad were not crows, but a single fluff hadn't faded, and the sound was soft and soft. He worried about the small sparrows that would be eaten by birds of prey when released.

"Where's your crow?"

After successfully cleaning up the trash son, Huang Yue finally felt at ease physically and mentally. He carried him back to the house, and while Mr. Sang Dao was in a good mood, he went to the kitchen to show off his skills. My wife Shanyi said:

"You will also be assigned tasks after the Sun Wheel Knife is delivered. I'm afraid you won't be able to see you as a waste at that time. If you want to contact me, you must send a letter through the Crow. It's best to let your Crow and mine get acquainted now, so as not to get lost. Sometimes I was attacked by my crow because I couldn’t recognize it, and it has always been very aggressive.”

"Here, the crow assigned to me by the Ghost Killing Squad."

As soon as this matter was mentioned, my wife Shanyi showed a tired expression, and pointed to the sparrow squatting on her shoulder with a wooden face: "Kyutaro is, oh, Kyutaro is the name I gave it .”

Yan Yue: "..."

——Ghost Killing Squad is distributed to others as crows, how come you are sparrows?

——Trash son, do you only deserve to be assigned sparrows?

Huang Yue stared at the valiant little sparrow with complicated emotions for a few seconds, then shifted his gaze to the face of his good-for-nothing son, hesitating to speak.

"Ah! Brother, what kind of eyes do you have? Why do you feel so subtle, so pitiful, don't look at me with such pitiful eyes as if you are looking at someone who has been abandoned! It's so strange! It's scary! It's really scary! !!"

-

Even if my wife Zenyi is crying and soaring, it can't change the fact that the only crow he gets is a sparrow, but at any rate, the sparrow named "Jiutaro" is also very talented, even more intelligent than The crow is superior.

Yue Yue thought to himself, maybe the Ghost Killing Team specially assigned a sparrow with a high IQ to the useless son in order to balance the intelligence of each member. It’s okay to be smart, but it’s fine if the child is not stupid.

And besides that, the situation he was worried about "his crow bullying the little sparrow" did not happen. Shanyi's Jyutaro seemed to have a high affinity, and Yanyue's crow itself was very aggressive. But when it comes to a little sparrow, it behaves like a mother bird. The big and small sparrows snuggle together, which looks extraordinarily harmonious.

"...Since this is the case, there is nothing to worry about."

So, I just went back to Taoshan and stayed for one night, but I received the task again the next day, and I had to fall into a workaholic state again, packing up and preparing to say goodbye.

"Don't stop walking when you see a woman. You have been cheated so many times, so you should be more vigilant. You can ask for 'hidden' assistance when performing tasks. Be careful of ghosts who can use blood ghosts, and be careful when killing ghosts." Being attacked by surprise...but your useless ears are very useful, so you shouldn't have to worry about it."

Before leaving, Huang Yue took a deep breath of his useless son as usual, then let him go with ease, ignoring the stupid face with an increasingly dreamy expression, hung the sun wheel knife on his waist, and put on his clothes again. The haori with blue and purple triangle pattern.

"Anyway, trash, at least he is also the teacher's apprentice, so don't die."

……

Watching the back of the blue-patterned haori getting smaller and smaller, my wife Shanyi couldn't help but burst into tears when she thought that she was about to face the horrible workaholic life of her senior brother who couldn't finish the tasks.

Wuwuwu, the senior brother has many tasks, but it is just that there are too many tasks. He has many tasks, and I am afraid that his death is approaching. It is useless even if the senior brother softens his tone and encourages him not to die. Will you eat him?

He must have been sucked out of his brain by a terrible ogre in a certain mission, and he ate all his flesh and blood to death, and he probably didn't have a wife before he died, and he didn't touch a girl's hand, so he died alone, except for his grandfather. Will be sad, and the senior brother will cast aside him in front of his tombstone for being too weak, he has nothing else!

This is absolutely impossible!

My wife Shan Yi made up her mind.

Just, even if it's to save him the strange idea of ​​seeing his senior brother's chest, there is a feeling that something is at stake, he must hurry up and find a girl to marry!

It was decided that before he died at the mouth of a ghost, he must find a girl to propose marriage as soon as possible! ! !