How to be a mother to Shanyi

This idea was absurd and terrifying. My wife Shanyi's first reaction was to shake her head violently, trying to get this impression out of her head.

——That’s Senior Brother!It's Senior Brother Huang Yue!The fierce and irritable senior brother Yue Yue who always has a cold face, how could he be like his mother?

Mother is a sacred, gentle and beautiful character. She has a beautiful face and a soft heart. She smells warm on her body and has a nice voice in her heart. For the child's homework, he will tuck the quilt for the child kicking the quilt in the middle of the night, hold his hand, call his name softly, maybe even call him baby...

Uh, uh...why do you feel that there is a high degree of overlap with what the senior brother is doing?

My wife Zenitsu showed a blank expression.

The senior brother is also good at housework (it’s better to say that he is too good at it). He will whip him with chopsticks and scold him to wash his hands. To sleep, call him "Baby Shanyi", and then tuck him in the quilt...

What's more, the brother's face is also very good-looking (but the expression is always very fierce), and the chest is also... Subtly fit.

It seems that apart from the irascible attitude that has nothing to do with the "gentleness" in the fantasy, and the messy heart sounds, in other places, the senior brother really matches what he would do as a "mother" in his dream!

My wife Shanyi gasped.

Something is wrong with him!Help, Grandpa!他是不是已经缺母爱缺到魔怔了，把师兄擅自和妈妈来进行对比，如果师兄知道了，肯定会狠狠地揍他一顿吧？ !This kind of thinking is so impolite that even he himself feels that he deserves the beating!So what was he thinking?Is it bad for the current senior brother Xianhui? How dare you have such an idea, what if the senior brother changes back to his previous appearance, so quickly forget about it! ! !

Holding this pain and suffering, my wife Shanyi hastily took a battle bath, and then went back to the room with the shallow wooden bucket, guessing that there might be no one in the room—because according to his speculation, Senior Brother Yan Yue should Also ready to take a shower.

Compared with his indifference to dust and sweat, senior brother Yan Yue is obviously more unwilling to endure the so-called "dirty". It just so happens that he didn't see senior brother go in in the men's soup, so their bathing time should be staggered, so that It also avoided revealing the absurd idea because of my wife Shanyi's sudden emergence, which is a pretty good thing in theory.

But "reasonably speaking" seems to have always been a flag. When my wife reopened the sliding door of the room, I happened to see the brother who didn't know when he also changed into a bathrobe and was wiping his hair. There was a breath of water at the end of the hair, and a few strands of dry hair were sticking wetly to the neck and the side of the face. After seeing him coming in, he naturally swept him from top to bottom with cold green eyes, and finally looked at him. stayed on top of his head.

"Why don't you brush your hair?"

"Eh? Hey, that, forgot, forgot."

"You can forget this, what else can you remember?"

The brother satirized him unceremoniously, then took off the towel on his head, and coldly motioned him to sit over with his chin: "Come here, trash, I'll wipe it for you."

"..."

Like an idiot, my wife Shanyi followed the instructions of the senior brother in a daze, and knelt down in front of the senior brother quite cautiously, feeling the light weight of the towel on the top of her head, and squeezed her hands together uneasily , the golden-brown eyes that looked like ears of wheat in autumn stared at the ground in front of him, the sweat on his forehead mixed with the water vapor brought out after taking a bath, and slid down his face together.

Although he was unusually quiet, and even looked so stable that he didn't look like him anymore, his pupil-shocking eyes still betrayed my wife Shanyi—he's panicking now!

Big things are bad, big things are bad!Because of the unbelievable idea just came up, he now feels that no matter what his senior brother does, he feels very similar to his mother-and to be honest, it is indeed very similar, right? !Besides mom, who else would take it for granted to help him brush his hair!Even grandpa wouldn't do such a thing! ! !

So, so, he has this kind of thinking, the senior brother also has some responsibility, right?Whose senior brother would even pay attention to this kind of thing, a little bit of maternal love, right?And it's very inexplicable, he obviously didn't see his senior brother in the men's soup below, but why did his senior brother look like he just took a bath, this speed is even more terrifying than when he was doing housework.

My wife Shanyi rolled her throat dryly, feeling a bit like sitting on pins and needles feeling the not-so-gentle movement on the top of her head-although the technique is a bit close to washing the cats, but the strength is very rare and gentle. It's not the same at all, senior brother usually hurts when he beats someone.

"I just received a message from the teacher."

Yan Yue wiped the golden hair of the useless son until it was half dry with a blank face, then shook it with the towel, folded it into a small tofu cube with a particularly serious obsessive-compulsive disorder, and then bent down and put it aside unhurriedly.

"It's a note sent by the crow. Let us rest in the first half of the night, and the crow will send us to meet up in the second half of the night. It may be that we have received news of ghosts."

The useless son who didn't know why he was silent just now seemed to have found himself, turned his head in horror, and the rather sharp high-pitched voice pierced the roof without any surprise:

"——What?! Found the ghost so quickly?! This ghost is too good at hiding, right? Why is it so useless? I don't want to face such a terrifying thing on the first day of going out! I’m going to die! I’m really going to die!! It’s scary enough to have monsters, but if you go out and face ghosts, you will definitely be eaten?! Maybe monsters and ghosts will fight over who eats me first , and finally tore me apart in half—”

"I'm not letting you go out alone."

Huang Yue frowned and glanced at him, a trace of distaste flashed across his turquoise eyes:

"This time, the teacher wants me to try the knife. You can just watch from the back, not to mention that monsters will not come here to eat you. There is a shrine here anyway. Instead of worrying about this, it's better to worry about it." Will the pre-determined ghosts be killed first, after all, this neighborhood is—”

——I have encountered artifacts and gods of misfortune near here. Although the other bank will not take the initiative to interfere with this bank, if the ghost is not long-sighted and enters the shrine, or hooks up with some monsters, the possibility of the gods taking action Still big.

But this kind of words can't be said to the trash son, the news on the other side should be well hidden, so Huang Yue quickly swallowed the latter words, and changed his expression without any change:

"—It's time to sleep, go back to your bed."

"……Oh."

My wife Shanyi, who was appeased for a while, got into her quilt silently. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he really didn't have to be so afraid, because this was with senior brother, and senior brother Yue Yue is so powerful, he would definitely solve it with a "shua shua" Want to eat his ghost?It's more than enough to protect him, after all, mothers will protect their children - bah!What mother, he was brainwashed by inexplicable thoughts again!

My wife Shanyi really wanted to sit up and give herself two slaps—what's going on?Is this thought over yet?I always feel that senior brother Yue Yue is very similar to his mother, if he is found out, he will definitely be beaten!You should forget this ridiculous idea as soon as possible!

But... Speaking of which, thinking of what the senior brother said, he actually noticed something that was not quite right just now.

Before the brain's thoughts were completely cleared, my wife Shanyi thought a little subtly with the feeling of "I dare not ask because I always feel that I will be scolded".

——When the senior brother just leaned over, there was a gap in the neckline of the bathrobe, and he seemed to see... a red mark?

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The god Sugawara Michizane is in charge of learning and learning, and is a well-known "god of learning". The current Japan pays special attention to the so-called "elite education", so whenever there are people who study and worship, he will become very busy. I was so busy that I didn't have time to deal with the monsters and wind caves within the sanctuary of the shrine, so I had to call Yato, who was "wandering" around, to help share the heavy tasks.

"Recently, there have been incidents of people dying at night. I asked Shenqi to go to the scene to see, some were made by monsters, and some were traces of dirty things called 'ghosts' on the other side. Naturally, we can't take the initiative to contact 'ghosts', you If it’s just fine, there’s nothing wrong with it.”

God said thus:

"For us gods, the consequences of touching this shore do not distinguish between so-called good and evil. If you don't pay attention, you will cross the boundary, and only the gods representing disasters will not be affected too much—and, anyway, you I have nothing to do, so I might as well come and help me, lest the monsters disturb my lovely artifact."

Yato: "Don't make it sound like I'm here to help you clean up the trash."

Of course, Yato is also very willing to help. After all, although the gods speak harshly, they will still give wages. Don’t think that gods don’t need money. In this era that is more and more in line with modernization, the importance of money It has spread to the realm of gods.

"However, asking me to come here at this time is a bit difficult. I don't have any artifacts to follow now."

Yato complained.

I forgot when I saw Scarlet Artifact last time, even if he had the idea to kill two monsters, but without the artifact, he couldn’t do anything. The most exaggerated thing is that the old man of Tianshen still made sarcastic remarks, "Then you Just go and find a Nora.”—Is Nora so easy to find? !

Holding this kind of complaint, Yato reacted immediately with great action. He vowed to be the best worker, so even if he didn't have a magic weapon at present, he still had to face the difficulties-at worst, look around and say Maybe there is Nora wandering here?

Or you can look for unowned artifacts nearby, and discuss whether you can stay with him for a while—even if you decide to change jobs later, at least let him get through the embarrassing period of not having an artifact?

But having said that, the Artifact of Masterless...

Yato suddenly remembered the strange guy he saw near Tenjin Shrine during the day.

...Although there is still a strong breath of this shore, but that guy is also a divine weapon, right?

Speaking of which, at that time, because the other party looked at him too vigilantly, he didn't go up and ask - he would mix with humans, and he didn't look like he was serving a god, and he couldn't tell if it was Nora, if so , maybe we can have a discussion?