How to be a mother to Shanyi

When he barely regained a little consciousness from the darkness, the first thing he recovered was his hearing.

There was a vague sound "buzzing" in his ear, like a voice blocked by some thick wall, it had a sense of presence, but it couldn't be heard no matter what, the chaotic and small noise was disturbing. Feeling extra irritable.

But soon, this layer of vague barriers began to become thinner and weaker. He seemed to be picked up from a deep pool of sinking water. The voice in his ear became gradually clearer, and he began to be able to recognize the hazy person he heard in his ear. sound, and heard a few fragmentary meaningless words.

"...Brother...Taolin...A thunderstorm on a sunny day...In a coma...Grandpa..."

unrelated words.

What does this all mean?He thought for a few seconds in bewilderment.

But the exhaustion surged up so fast that he didn't have time to think too much, and almost the next moment, he fell into a dark dream again.

……

There was nothing in the dream, only a piece of darkness, so dark that it made people feel flustered, he fumbled forward a few times indiscriminately, feeling as if he was vaguely grabbing something in the palm of his hand.

He thought, he seems to have grasped something very important.Because immediately, broken thoughts and memories began to be disrupted and reorganized, and the vague "past" was filled with strange fragments that were spliced ​​together in a disorderly manner. Consciousness, identity, and even existence began to merge with another individual.

Something was forgotten, but something seemed to be marked with emphasis, filling his mind with an unbelievable thought.

So he woke up suddenly, sat up suddenly, like a drowning person clung to driftwood, his hands subconsciously clasped the thing closest to him tightly, so hard that even the backs of his wrists and hands showed blue veins, dragging it tightly Pulled it over and hugged it.

Afterwards, he took a deep breath, and roared hoarsely, a sentence that even he couldn't understand:

"—Zai Zai's mother will always love you!!!"

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My wife Shanyi's brain froze for a moment.

Obviously, he has always been hated by his senior brother, and even just this morning he was hit on the head with a gnawed peach full of disgust, but now it is also the senior brother holding him tightly in his arms, screaming like a mother holding a baby. He is "cub".

His head was resting on the warm collarbone to his chest, his face was squeezed out of shape by the flexible and warm chest muscles, and even his nostrils were filled with the hot air from the warm skin, the air he had just sucked in was bit by bit by the strength of his arms Squeezing out the lung cavity, because she was so shocked, my wife Shanyi couldn't make any reaction at this time, but just stood there with a blank face and pupils trembling.

With his mouth half open, he was stunned, and he would normally babble and yell at girls all day, "Please marry me", but now he seems to have suddenly become dumb, unable to utter a word, and he doesn't know if he was scared When he arrived, he was still strangled by the strength of this strong man.

After a while, he uttered a stiff and dry tone: "... huh?"

My eyes could only see the texture of the flesh-colored skin in front of me. My wife Shanyi's expression was blank for a while, and then she paused and turned her head from under the arms of her senior brother. Her neck was as stiff as if it hadn't been oiled. The hinges of the door, the golden brown eyes still have the moisture that spreads quickly, as if the eyes will burst into tears in the next moment, performing a lacrimal fountain on the spot.

With his frightened eyes open, he tried his best to turn his head behind him - there, just as Jigoro Kuwashima, who was holding a water basin, led the doctor into the door, he was frightened into a wooden man by the voice of his big apprentice. As soon as our eyes met, my wife Shanyi's tears could no longer be held back, and they sprayed out like a high-pressure water gun.

At the same time, piercing screams resounded through Taoshan.

"Grandpa, grandpa—brother, his brain seems to be broken, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

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The reason of the matter is simple and simple, it is just that the original brother Xiaoyue bullied the younger brother again, smashing the peach he gnawed twice on his head, relying on my wife Shanyi not to fight back, so the more It got worse and worse, so it was retribution.

Probably because even God can't see Senior Brother Xiao bullying Junior Brother, so a thunderbolt from the blue sky will be sent down. On a sunny day, a purple to black nine sky thunder will be struck from the clouds, and it will strike the proud and arrogant Yan Yue, who is thinking about driving away Junior Brother. It was tender on the outside and tender on the inside, and it also came with a substitution of the inner core.

And speaking of fantasy... this matter is actually quite fantasy.

A thunderbolt from the blue is an event with an extremely low probability, not to mention that this thunder can hit people—it's fine if it hits people, but two times in a row at the same place, it smashed a whole door of thunder and two senior brothers ... Sangshima Cigoro couldn't help but began to wonder if he had done something outrageous and unreasonable, which caused all the disciples (although there were only two of them) to be struck by lightning in broad daylight.

But in his whole life, he has done good deeds, killed evil spirits, saved countless lives, and never done anything bad?

As a retired Naruto from the Ghost Killing Team and a trainer of Breath of Thunder, although he has no children and no wife, both apprentices are talented, and being able to inherit his mantle, this should have been a good thing for the old man to enjoy—— As a result, the two apprentices under the door were both struck by lightning for no reason, which made the rich old man Sangshima Jigoro who owns an entire mountain of peaches fall into deep thought.

It was the second apprentice who was hacked first, Shanyi evaded the training and climbed to the top of the peach tree in the back mountain, but was smashed by a golden lightning, and his meat was full of fragrance, and he also dyed his fashionable blonde hair by the way—as for why lightning can dye his hair, Sang Dao Ci Wulang didn't understand either, maybe this is God's will, maybe this kid Shanyi is the coke of heaven hand-picked by God.

This time it was the eldest disciple who was struck. First, there was an explosion on the sunny day in the back mountain, and then the second apprentice called him to come and save "the senior brother who was struck by lightning and smelled like barbecue". It is said that it was Yue Yue and him exchanging feelings in the back mountain... Sang Dao Cigoro didn't suspect anything, after all, my wife Shanyi also didn't have the ability to summon thunder in a sunny day, and he didn't understand the first breath of thunder. He was also unlucky, having gone through the transformation process of the "Heaven's Scorch" like his junior brother.

But why?

Sang Dao Ci Wulang couldn't understand it.

Could it be that Momoyama's magnetic field is not good?With its own lightning effect?Or was it that he was punished by the God of Marriage because he was single until old age, sinful and unworthy to be single?

Kuwashima Cigoro had a lot of question marks in his mind, but he, an ordinary old man, couldn't figure out the whole story, so all kinds of speculations were put aside.

The most important thing at the moment is to have the doctor show him, the big disciple who is about to be struck by lightning, that this time, Yan Yue was struck by lightning, which is different from Shanyi's last time - Shanyi just dyed his hair, by the way It's a bit burnt, and it's almost cooked, and it smells delicious!

——Thus, such an incredible situation appeared in the development of things.

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It was hard to get Shanyi out of the unconscious but obstinate Huang Yue's arms, but before the doctor put the stethoscope on the big apprentice's chest, the honest but honest Yan Yue All of a sudden, a carp on the spot beat the dead fish and turned white, standing upright in order to be able to lift Newton from the unscientific angle of being alive in the coffin board.

The doctor is a person who has seen the big scene, his eyes froze, and he moved back on the spot at a speed not inferior to Lei Hu, and then raised his hand to stop Youtu, who was eager to step forward with a cane to see the situation .

"and many more."

The doctor said in a deep voice, "Lingtu's situation...doesn't seem right."

Huang Yue's black hair was now inexplicably deep purple, and a purple electric spark would "snap" from time to time. The whole person seemed to be suffering from epilepsy, with his eyes closed tightly, his arms stretched out like a zombie, like a rope. Like a ghost, I grabbed and fished in the direction of my wife Shanyi, I don't know if I was sleepwalking or I was possessed by a demon, and I was still muttering "What a big boy, good baby, hug me" and other series put here Love and this scene make the hair stand on end.

Horror, eerie, horror, no matter what words are used to describe this scene, it is very appropriate. If the outside is not a sunny day with the sun in full bloom, but a gloomy and cold night, I am afraid this is the standard beginning of a horror movie.

My timid wife, Shanyi, had already been taken aback by Huang Yue's solidity before, and when this scene appeared, it was obviously aimed at him, she immediately rolled her eyes, and "gudong" fell to the ground.

"This this……"

Kuwashima Jigoro turned pale with fright, his hand on crutches trembled, his dignified predecessor Naruto, who could retire from the ghost killing team with a survival rate of less than [-]%, had never seen any scene——but He has never seen this scene before. What is the situation? This is a crime. What happened to his apprentice!

But the doctor was still as steady as an old dog, with his eyebrows raised together, his forehead wrinkled, and he stroked the air beard that didn't exist on his chin, and murmured:

"Lingzu's situation...is probably caused by the lightning stimulation that caused the nervous system disorder, causing the brain neurons to discharge abnormally, and the central nervous system malfunctioned for a short time." (Note 1)

Sangshima Jigoro, who didn't understand at all: "..."

As expected of a doctor who came back from studying in the West, he couldn't understand a word he said, but he himself is not a doctor, he only knows how to chop ghosts and plant trees in his life, so it's understandable if he doesn't understand. It was his big apprentice, Yue Yue, and the symptoms he heard from the doctor seemed to be very serious... So what should his big apprentice do, can it be cured?

"It's easy to do."

Fortunately, the doctor said that this was not a big problem, and with a big wave of his hand, he took over the washbasin that he brought to prepare ice towels for Yan Yue, and then looked stern. A basin of cold water was poured on the ground.

"If this symptom occurs again in the future, remember to diagnose and treat it like this. The effect is good and it will be effective immediately."

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The dark and chaotic dream was forcibly interrupted by an external force. Huang Yue took a sudden inhalation, sucking a damp cold air into his lungs, then sat up with a dazed face, opened his eyes and wiped the wet face twice. The cold water, froze.

In front of him, at a distance of at least three meters, stood a doctor holding an empty basin, a master with a solemn and worried face on crutches, and a lump of unidentified golden objects lying on the ground next to him. The memory fragments hadn't been fully digested, causing Huang Yue, who hadn't turned his head around, to be confused for a while, and then asked hesitantly:

"……What happened?"

His baby is so big... Bah, where is his good-for-nothing junior brother?