Police academy forced to raise baby

Dear Aoyama ○Chang/Aso ○[-]:

Good friends, I am very happy to communicate with you again. I am the creator of the "Silver ○" crew next door, Sorachi Orangutan (crossed out), ah no, it is Sorachi ○Autumn.

Excuse me this time, I, an unbelievable rebellious son, have been reduced to being with strawberry milk all day after the end of the chapter, frantically testing on the edge of diabetes every day, and gradually developing into the image of a decadent and useless uncle, I am afraid I will hurt a lot of three-dimensional The hearts of fans.

I deeply support the idea of ​​exchanging characters in the last exchange meeting to change the taste of the audience. What will happen if the change of the world line has not passed our hands?I'm also curious about this, and you probably think so too.

So, this time I will hand over my favorite child, Sakata Gintoki, to you, and hope that your world will treat him well.

Accessories: Sakata Gintoki*1, Lake Toya*1

Sorachi ○ autumn

From "Silver ○"

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At this time, a young boy with pink hair who was still in the private PK Academy High School received this letter. This young man named Kusuo Saiki was still in class, in order to avoid being discovered by the teacher who was spitting while lecturing. , he made the letter transparent and stared at it for a long time.

Looking at the obvious addition at the end of the letter, "Kusuo, then please leave this matter. That guy Aoyama ○ Chang is still racking his brains on the case and doesn't want to deal with it. I believe you will be able to do it. I am optimistic about you." In a word, the young man has no expression on his face, and three black lines hang on the back of his head, indicating that his heart is full of speechlessness.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

At the same time, a certain silver-haired man with natural curly hair was lying on his side on the sofa in the Master Room and propped his head up with only one hand, facing the TV.

"...Unknowingly, this time has come. The divination told me that the most unlucky person today is you, Libra, especially in front of the TV. The hair of the Libra is messy, with silver hair, natural curls and a pair of dead fish. Eye-catching you, but even though the divination says so, please keep your spirits up no matter what in the future, and become the kind of person who is strong and sticks to your beliefs..."

The beautiful and gentle anchor Yuye showed a sweet smile to the camera after broadcasting today's divination.

After listening to the broadcast, Sakata Gintoki pressed the on/off button of the TV remote control expressionlessly.

"Hehehe, Ah Yin, how could I believe in such boring and unreliable divination—"

"People with natural curls and dead fish eyes can be seen everywhere in Edo, right? Hahahaha!"

In Yinshi, a carp jumped up from the sofa and paced back and forth in the narrow master room. Although the four obvious character characteristics of "① Libra, ② Silver hair, ③ Natural curls, ④ Dead fish eyes" are extremely unwilling to admit, but these The four characteristics are too targeted!Didn’t the person who named her point to Ah Yin’s nose and say, “You in front of the TV”!Kouhu Ayin would never believe this inexplicable "most unlucky" divination.

Finally, after a fierce battle of thoughts, the kimono on his back was soaked with sweat, and a few strands of Gintoki's bangs stuck to his forehead. He took a deep breath and exhaled carefully.Yinshi calmly took out a bottle of strawberry milk and decided to drink it to relax his emotions. Unfortunately, when he took the first sip, he choked directly into the trachea, and the sweet and greasy taste was lost before the taste buds lingered up.

"Damn it!" For the first time realizing that he was so far away from his beloved (strawberry milk), Yinshi couldn't help but think of a certain Kexue comic that had been serialized in the comic magazine "Shao○SUNDAY" for many years. If Ah Yin lived on that set In the first episode, maybe the beloved Strawberry Milk will be sent to Santuchuan to wander in the first episode.

Thinking of this, Yinshi couldn't help shivering, every pore on his body exuded a terrifying tremor.So why did he think of so many comics about that case!He always browses and jumps to see, this association is too far away, the painting style is not the same, hey!It must be the fault of the orangutan who has so many inner dramas (don't throw all the blame on the orangutan!).

"Aha, then I won't go out today, Yin. I just stay at home for a day. The hard-working old father has to rest for a while after running the whole crew. I believe that Kagura and Shin Hachi can be alone. Old father, I What a relief."

Yin Shi, who was talking to himself, was immediately kicked on the buttocks, and a fresh gray footprint appeared on the blue flower kimono with a white background.

"My daddy is still roaming in the universe and fighting monsters, A Yin, you fake daddy can't even pay the rent and still owe me and Xinbaji's salary, you bastard, don't you have all your self-esteem as an adult?" Throw it into the chrysanthemum, Alu!" The orange-haired girl made a look of heartache, covered half of her face with one hand, and pointed to Yinshi who was still lying face down on the ground with the other hand.

And the short-haired glasses boy who entered the door pushed his face glasses, because he entered the door behind and didn't hear what Yin Shi was saying, so he answered the words as usual: "Did Ah Yin say anything weird again?"

"Ayin said that he will rely on us to provide for him in the future, Xin Baji—what should we do, Ah Yin, he has become a man like MADAO now, I am really heartbroken, Alu!"

"Hey, Mr. Hasegawa will be sad if you say that, forget it. But Kagura, you don't look sad at all when you are eating jealous kelp. By the way, didn't you finish your snacks yesterday? Where did it come from again?" The man called Xinbaji looked helpless.

Ginshi, who had been lying on the ground for a long time, changed his face to the floor, rubbed his nose, and there were two lines of red liquid on his hands, which can be seen from the perspective of Kagura and Shin Hachi Two nosebleeds flowed out of the nasal cavity tremblingly.

Yinshi was stunned for a moment. He had propped up half of his body, but when he saw the blood, he immediately stared out dead fish eyes, relaxed his muscles, and fell to the ground again with a "slap", and wrote on the floor beside him: "The murderer is—" He narrowed his eyes slightly, because there was not enough blood, so he touched his nose again, and continued to write "God—" Before he could finish writing the last word, his whole body was thrown into the air. pick up.

"It's not good! Ah Yin is dying, where is the ambulance!" Princess Kagura picked up Yin and sprinted towards the hospital at a speed of [-] yards.Xin Baji trotted along behind hard, he half squatted and gasped for breath, his heart was full of strong desire to complain, this doesn't need an ambulance at all, okay?After running like this, Ah Yin is really not far from death!

When Xinbachi finally arrived at Oedo Hospital, he asked the nurse about the ward of a man with silver hair and natural curly injuries, and took a closer look. Who is the person?At any rate, the peeling man at least exposed his eyes, but the person in front of him didn't even have a hair extending out, let alone his eyes!

"I'm sorry, Ayin—" Kagura cried bitterly on the hospital bed, "Xin Baji, the person on the bed is Ayin Alu, I shouldn't have dropped him thirteen times on the road, and had two car accidents, In order to save the puppy, I accidentally threw Ah Yin into the river once, and finally lifted him too high so that his cervical spine hit a tree branch, and then became the man Alu lying down in the hospital."

There was a slit in Xinbaji's glasses.

Wait, Kagura, this is murder, this is absolutely, murder!

You also told all the details of your crime process like beans!

No, I should first feel sorry for Ah Yin who has suffered so much. It is really hard work for you to survive in the hands of Kagura.

So Xinbaji held Yin's bandaged hand with a sad heart, solemnly: "I'm sorry, Yin, Kagura is still a child, and we will inherit your master house forever. Pass on the belief, you can go with peace of mind.”

"So—" A familiar and angry voice came from behind Xin Baji, "Who are you talking to! Ah Yin, is my sense of existence so low? I will cry, really? Yes! You two guys open your eyes and take a good look, how could that unknown space species on the hospital bed be the handsome Sakata Gintoki himself?"

"Eh?"

"A Yin!"

"Ayin, I predicted everything that would happen today, so I perfectly avoided thirteen falls, two car accidents, one falling into the water and one hitting a tree, so I said that today is not suitable to go out." Yinshi knocked on the crutches. Knock on Kagura's forehead.

"Eh...then why are you on crutches, Ah Yin?" Xin Baji asked his soul.

"It's a long story." Yin Shi stared blankly, and coughed dryly, "This is an honorable injury, and it has carried out Wanshiwu's excellent character of being upright and chivalrous." Ignoring Xin Baji, we really did complain in a low voice. Gintoki's eyes flickered for a while at the words "Is there such a thing?"

At this time, a nurse's voice came from the door: "This gentleman who accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his calf, please don't smoke in the hospital."

"I've said it once, it's not a cigarette, it's a lollipop!" Yin Shi's forehead popped a well, and he took the large lollipop out of his mouth to prove his innocence, "It came out because of licking hard Smoke."

The nurse was full of doubts about life, couldn't believe that there was such an operation, and closed the door of the ward in a daze.

Since the human physique of the Gin ○ world is superior to that of ordinary people, Gintoki does not need to be hospitalized, so he goes directly to the Mansion House, finds Kagura and Shin Hachi to send him away, Gintoki is finally able to continue lifting the broken bone with peace of mind. Legs, lying on the sofa, he firmly confirmed the accuracy of the divination of the anchor Jieye in the morning, and he decided to carry out today's lying down to the end.

Perhaps at a certain age, it is easy for people to recall the past. Gintoki fell asleep unknowingly. He dreamed of the scene when he just arrived at the Matsushita private school. He remembered the man who was like sunshine...

"Then choose the current node to launch."

"Oops, there seems to be a problem with the teleportation space"

Saiki Kusuo opened his eyes wide, and a trace of confusion flashed in his eyes behind the green lenses. According to his idea, he wanted to pull out the spiritual body of Sakata Gintoki and re-create a living body in the world of Conan to import, but he did not expect it. Pulled the whole person into it, and fell into the wrong time point.

He checked it carefully, and there was nothing wrong with the world, so he applied a patch.