Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband
Chapter 5 A Thrilling Thought
"Six princes, six princes, six princes~"
"Move in."
After Dianchen finished speaking, he turned and left, his thin back disappeared into a piece of green bamboo, as if he didn't want to look at that person any more.
From a long distance, I could still hear the man's cry: "This is what you said, I'm moving, I'm really moving!"
Except for the chirping of birds and insects and the chime of the fixed clock in the morning and evening, it is quiet all year round. There is a sudden noise in the courtyard on the top of the mountain that has been silent for many years. It is as written in the book that someone boldly broke into the paradise.
Dianchen pursed his lips tightly, and the corners of his mouth sank, it could be seen that he was not in a good mood.
"Got it, let's move."
A magnetic voice dissipated in the air in a low voice, I don't know if anyone heard it...
However, a compromise will bring endless troubles, since that day——
"Sixth prince, I like your pot of asparagus~"
"Take it."
"Sixth Prince, the Xuanqing dress I saw you wearing last time is so pretty~"
"Put it on."
"Sixth Prince, Ping Shun said that you have a can of top-quality Fragrant Mountain tea leaves in your collection, which hasn't been opened yet~"
"Drink."
"Sixth prince, Lu Yao said that there is a small school yard behind the inner house..."
In the study, Nan Su stopped suddenly, looked up and down Dianchen suspiciously: "No, why is there a school yard in your house?"
Dianchen lowered his eyes and gently pushed the incense ashes, and said in a flat voice: "The weak should be more diligent. Hasn't your son heard this truth?" Compromise may be late, but it will never be absent. Dianchen finally took a look at him : "The school field is for you, go."
As if to send a beggar.
Nan Su stared at Dianchen, and finally frowned: If you hadn't ordered me to come to Hongfu Temple to accompany you, who would want to deal with you?But you guy, why don't you understand what Xiaoye means?What are you waiting for, just drive me down the mountain quickly...
Seeing Nan Su's displeased look, Dian Chen calmly lowered his eyes and continued to grind the incense ash: "What? Is there anything else you want?"
Nan Su: "..."
After a moment of silence, he snorted coldly and strode out of the study——
you wait for me!
But in the blink of an eye, another half month passed, and Dianchen still reflected on himself three times a day, eating fast and chanting Buddha, calm and without any temper.In the school grounds, Nan Su held his chin and faced the Cangshan rain curtain in front of him, finally sighed deeply, and wondered if this guy was a man...
Not far away, Lu Yao had just finished boxing and was covered in sweat: "Since you are bored, do you want me to practice with you?"
Where are you in the mood?Nan Su stood up abruptly: "Practice what, I can't live through this day, I'm going down the mountain to drink!"
"This," Lu Yao has always been cautious, could not help reminding: "This is not right, if the son wants to go down the mountain, do you know that the sixth prince will be heard?"
Nan Su waved his hand: "No need."
Looking at Dianchen's insensible and ignorant appearance, Nan Su vaguely felt that that man might not care where he was at all, but he would die in front of others every day, which seemed to be a lot of things...
That being the case, let’s do it!
But that night, Nan Su appeared at the door of Zuixianju.
There are four kinds of playgrounds in this world, coal yard, sandfield, home stadium, and the grand debut of the son of Nanda. A very luxurious and vulgar sedan chair showed his unique taste. In the light rain, he put away the paper umbrella, A fair face suddenly appeared from under the umbrella.
"Ouch, the prince is here."
The clerk naturally recognized this gentleman, immediately took the umbrella happily, and led the nobleman to the old place.
As soon as the private room door opened and Nan Su walked in, a meaty ball was startled, and immediately rolled up from behind the table, screaming miserably while rolling: "Nan Shao, my good brother, you really want to kill me~"
This man has absolutely no neck, at least it cannot be seen with the eyesight of ordinary people. The round head develops in a streamlined shape, and when he walks, the fat all over his body is magnificent, like the waves behind the Yangtze River pushing the waves ahead—it is the eldest son of the Li family , Li Qianxuan.
"Etc., etc--"
The meatball was so excited that Nan Su was thrown out of the room in a daze, got up, covered his nose and scolded: "Nimma, except for people, you can say that you look like anything. …”
Fortunately, Nan Su's anger has always come and gone quickly.Gold bottles of fine wine, talk about mystery, and the happiest when drunk, when he stepped on the stool and started punching someone, his eyes had already turned into two crooked smiles.
"Hello, brothers!"
"Samsung photos!"
"All the Eight Immortals are here! Damn it!"
Nansu broke through dozens of rounds, which was unprecedentedly fun. With a slight twist of his slender body, the whole person fell into the chair, and said with a smile: "I have been with the ancient Qingdeng Buddha all day long, and I don't even know the latest news in the city. It's time to talk, Fatty, let's talk to my brother."
Unexpectedly, Li Fat'er's expression froze, and he glanced at him hesitantly: "The latest talk now, what else can there be besides your marriage."
But Nan Su didn't shy away from it, instead he leaned closer: "The emperor wants to marry, why dare not follow? Then let me ask... what do the people think?"
"Oh," Fatty Li tried to open his eyes from the fat, and lowered his voice: "Everyone says you married voluntarily, but I know it's not... Nan Shao, do you think Wronged?"
Hearing this, Nan Su slightly lowered his eyes.
But soon, he smiled: "Why do you feel wronged? Although the sixth prince is a bit bored, he treats me well."
Fatty Li saw him forcing a smile, quickly changed the subject, and slapped his chest at everyone: "It's rare for Young Master Nan to go down the mountain, buddies, I will treat you to the second round of Nuanxiang Pavilion in a while!"
Suddenly, a terrible cheer and the sound of smashing wine jars swept the entire private room.
Don't look at this group of gentlemen as if they are taking advantage of something, but they are all trying to have fun. As long as they can sit on this table, who doesn't have a background?If these dandies open their doors to play, the yamen officials may have to hold their foreheads and complain of headaches.
As the vice-chairman of the Playboy Association, Nan Su nodded habitually when he saw group activities, but suddenly he let out a surprise: "Where is Young Master Chen? Isn't it his place today?"
As soon as the voice fell, everyone stopped talking, and the atmosphere became sad for a moment.
A young man in red said, "Young Master Nan, he is dead."
Nan Su almost thought he heard it wrong: "What!?"
Fatty Li shook his head and sighed: "When you went up the mountain, the news hadn't spread yet. Normally, this would be considered a big event, but it happened that you were married, and you were blocked. We just knew about it not long ago."
Nan Su was still shocked: "No, why did he die?"
Fatty Li explained: "Master Chen snatched a girl back home as a concubine last year, you know that. But who would have thought of it? The girl endured the humiliation for a long time after marrying, and finally found a chance to kill her with a knife. After Chen Shao stabbed her to death, she fled back to her mother's house."
Back to...my mother's house?
Nan Su's pupils froze, and his lips moved slightly.
Fatty Li drank a glass of wine on his own, and then sighed: "Speaking of it, it is Chen Shao himself who did the crime. We brothers make troubles, but we never do that kind of forced marriage! We want to play with women, don't worry about it." Whether to seduce or spend money, the girl has to nod in the end, you see, won't this leave a root of trouble?"
After he finished speaking, he turned his head and looked, then pushed Nan Su's shoulder: "Why are you in a daze?"
Nan Su snapped back to his senses: "Huh?"
"Okay, drunk!" Fatty Li stood up: "Then stop talking nonsense, buddies, let's go! Don't you find a beauty to throw out the wine you drink?"
Hearing this, everyone laughed tacitly.
But Nan Su couldn't hear it at all, only a certain idea took shape in his mind, and just thinking about it made people's hearts jump.No, stop, stop, stop!He took a deep breath, suddenly grabbed the wine jar, and gulped it down his throat...
When he walked out of Zuixianju, the rain had already lightened a lot, and the whole capital city was wet.
Nan Su's eyes were already drunk, but he still pretended to be something else in his heart. When he walked to the gate, he saw a very round stone.
Fatty Li exclaimed: "Oh, Young Master Nan, why are you kicking a toad!"
Toad?Nan Su was startled, not knowing for a moment whether his mood was more complicated or that of the toad.
Sure enough, he was a little drunk, he shook his head lightly, looked up, and the first thing that appeared in his line of sight was an oil-paper umbrella a few meters away.
The lights on the side of the street were brilliant, reflecting on the man's handsome cheeks, he looked at him quietly, tall and tall, with a calm gaze, but the knuckles of the hand holding the umbrella were clenched a little white.
A toad was clinging firmly to his umbrella: "croak!"
Nan Su: "..."
He suddenly felt, is there a possibility that the one with more complicated mood than him and Toad is Dianchen...
But the man is really well-bred. After looking at him calmly for a while, he just took a deep breath, lowered the umbrella immediately, and shook it lightly—that slow and methodical movement, just like a male Bodhisattva descending from the mortal world.
But Toad's temper was not so good. After jumping off, his small round eyes immediately stared at the perpetrator.
"Gah!" Damn you!
"Gah!" Kick the master?
"Cuck!"
Nan Su was a little dazed, he never thought that one day he would be scolded by a toad, and what was even more annoying was that there was a big Buddha behind this little thing, so he didn't dare to go up and make another kick...
"Quack quack-"
After venting, the toad finally jumped away contentedly, leaving only a group of men standing there in a daze.
The atmosphere is subtle.
Although Dianchen doesn't often appear in the capital, which young master present is the most foolish?Guess who it is!Who would dare to take someone else's daughter-in-law to a brothel in front of someone else?Everyone suddenly became busy, pretending to be drunk, yelling a few times, and then they all disappeared with oil on the soles of their feet.
So, today's continuation plan——
Bust.
Nan Su stared at Dian Chen, and suddenly raised his hand to touch his eyebrows, meditating in his heart that he can't see me, he staggered towards the long street, and was about to pass away at the son's mansion.
Suddenly his arm was grabbed, and his fingertips felt cold through his clothes. I don't know how long the man has been standing in the rain...
"Nan Shizi, is the wine good?" The voice was very flat.
"Move in."
After Dianchen finished speaking, he turned and left, his thin back disappeared into a piece of green bamboo, as if he didn't want to look at that person any more.
From a long distance, I could still hear the man's cry: "This is what you said, I'm moving, I'm really moving!"
Except for the chirping of birds and insects and the chime of the fixed clock in the morning and evening, it is quiet all year round. There is a sudden noise in the courtyard on the top of the mountain that has been silent for many years. It is as written in the book that someone boldly broke into the paradise.
Dianchen pursed his lips tightly, and the corners of his mouth sank, it could be seen that he was not in a good mood.
"Got it, let's move."
A magnetic voice dissipated in the air in a low voice, I don't know if anyone heard it...
However, a compromise will bring endless troubles, since that day——
"Sixth prince, I like your pot of asparagus~"
"Take it."
"Sixth Prince, the Xuanqing dress I saw you wearing last time is so pretty~"
"Put it on."
"Sixth Prince, Ping Shun said that you have a can of top-quality Fragrant Mountain tea leaves in your collection, which hasn't been opened yet~"
"Drink."
"Sixth prince, Lu Yao said that there is a small school yard behind the inner house..."
In the study, Nan Su stopped suddenly, looked up and down Dianchen suspiciously: "No, why is there a school yard in your house?"
Dianchen lowered his eyes and gently pushed the incense ashes, and said in a flat voice: "The weak should be more diligent. Hasn't your son heard this truth?" Compromise may be late, but it will never be absent. Dianchen finally took a look at him : "The school field is for you, go."
As if to send a beggar.
Nan Su stared at Dianchen, and finally frowned: If you hadn't ordered me to come to Hongfu Temple to accompany you, who would want to deal with you?But you guy, why don't you understand what Xiaoye means?What are you waiting for, just drive me down the mountain quickly...
Seeing Nan Su's displeased look, Dian Chen calmly lowered his eyes and continued to grind the incense ash: "What? Is there anything else you want?"
Nan Su: "..."
After a moment of silence, he snorted coldly and strode out of the study——
you wait for me!
But in the blink of an eye, another half month passed, and Dianchen still reflected on himself three times a day, eating fast and chanting Buddha, calm and without any temper.In the school grounds, Nan Su held his chin and faced the Cangshan rain curtain in front of him, finally sighed deeply, and wondered if this guy was a man...
Not far away, Lu Yao had just finished boxing and was covered in sweat: "Since you are bored, do you want me to practice with you?"
Where are you in the mood?Nan Su stood up abruptly: "Practice what, I can't live through this day, I'm going down the mountain to drink!"
"This," Lu Yao has always been cautious, could not help reminding: "This is not right, if the son wants to go down the mountain, do you know that the sixth prince will be heard?"
Nan Su waved his hand: "No need."
Looking at Dianchen's insensible and ignorant appearance, Nan Su vaguely felt that that man might not care where he was at all, but he would die in front of others every day, which seemed to be a lot of things...
That being the case, let’s do it!
But that night, Nan Su appeared at the door of Zuixianju.
There are four kinds of playgrounds in this world, coal yard, sandfield, home stadium, and the grand debut of the son of Nanda. A very luxurious and vulgar sedan chair showed his unique taste. In the light rain, he put away the paper umbrella, A fair face suddenly appeared from under the umbrella.
"Ouch, the prince is here."
The clerk naturally recognized this gentleman, immediately took the umbrella happily, and led the nobleman to the old place.
As soon as the private room door opened and Nan Su walked in, a meaty ball was startled, and immediately rolled up from behind the table, screaming miserably while rolling: "Nan Shao, my good brother, you really want to kill me~"
This man has absolutely no neck, at least it cannot be seen with the eyesight of ordinary people. The round head develops in a streamlined shape, and when he walks, the fat all over his body is magnificent, like the waves behind the Yangtze River pushing the waves ahead—it is the eldest son of the Li family , Li Qianxuan.
"Etc., etc--"
The meatball was so excited that Nan Su was thrown out of the room in a daze, got up, covered his nose and scolded: "Nimma, except for people, you can say that you look like anything. …”
Fortunately, Nan Su's anger has always come and gone quickly.Gold bottles of fine wine, talk about mystery, and the happiest when drunk, when he stepped on the stool and started punching someone, his eyes had already turned into two crooked smiles.
"Hello, brothers!"
"Samsung photos!"
"All the Eight Immortals are here! Damn it!"
Nansu broke through dozens of rounds, which was unprecedentedly fun. With a slight twist of his slender body, the whole person fell into the chair, and said with a smile: "I have been with the ancient Qingdeng Buddha all day long, and I don't even know the latest news in the city. It's time to talk, Fatty, let's talk to my brother."
Unexpectedly, Li Fat'er's expression froze, and he glanced at him hesitantly: "The latest talk now, what else can there be besides your marriage."
But Nan Su didn't shy away from it, instead he leaned closer: "The emperor wants to marry, why dare not follow? Then let me ask... what do the people think?"
"Oh," Fatty Li tried to open his eyes from the fat, and lowered his voice: "Everyone says you married voluntarily, but I know it's not... Nan Shao, do you think Wronged?"
Hearing this, Nan Su slightly lowered his eyes.
But soon, he smiled: "Why do you feel wronged? Although the sixth prince is a bit bored, he treats me well."
Fatty Li saw him forcing a smile, quickly changed the subject, and slapped his chest at everyone: "It's rare for Young Master Nan to go down the mountain, buddies, I will treat you to the second round of Nuanxiang Pavilion in a while!"
Suddenly, a terrible cheer and the sound of smashing wine jars swept the entire private room.
Don't look at this group of gentlemen as if they are taking advantage of something, but they are all trying to have fun. As long as they can sit on this table, who doesn't have a background?If these dandies open their doors to play, the yamen officials may have to hold their foreheads and complain of headaches.
As the vice-chairman of the Playboy Association, Nan Su nodded habitually when he saw group activities, but suddenly he let out a surprise: "Where is Young Master Chen? Isn't it his place today?"
As soon as the voice fell, everyone stopped talking, and the atmosphere became sad for a moment.
A young man in red said, "Young Master Nan, he is dead."
Nan Su almost thought he heard it wrong: "What!?"
Fatty Li shook his head and sighed: "When you went up the mountain, the news hadn't spread yet. Normally, this would be considered a big event, but it happened that you were married, and you were blocked. We just knew about it not long ago."
Nan Su was still shocked: "No, why did he die?"
Fatty Li explained: "Master Chen snatched a girl back home as a concubine last year, you know that. But who would have thought of it? The girl endured the humiliation for a long time after marrying, and finally found a chance to kill her with a knife. After Chen Shao stabbed her to death, she fled back to her mother's house."
Back to...my mother's house?
Nan Su's pupils froze, and his lips moved slightly.
Fatty Li drank a glass of wine on his own, and then sighed: "Speaking of it, it is Chen Shao himself who did the crime. We brothers make troubles, but we never do that kind of forced marriage! We want to play with women, don't worry about it." Whether to seduce or spend money, the girl has to nod in the end, you see, won't this leave a root of trouble?"
After he finished speaking, he turned his head and looked, then pushed Nan Su's shoulder: "Why are you in a daze?"
Nan Su snapped back to his senses: "Huh?"
"Okay, drunk!" Fatty Li stood up: "Then stop talking nonsense, buddies, let's go! Don't you find a beauty to throw out the wine you drink?"
Hearing this, everyone laughed tacitly.
But Nan Su couldn't hear it at all, only a certain idea took shape in his mind, and just thinking about it made people's hearts jump.No, stop, stop, stop!He took a deep breath, suddenly grabbed the wine jar, and gulped it down his throat...
When he walked out of Zuixianju, the rain had already lightened a lot, and the whole capital city was wet.
Nan Su's eyes were already drunk, but he still pretended to be something else in his heart. When he walked to the gate, he saw a very round stone.
Fatty Li exclaimed: "Oh, Young Master Nan, why are you kicking a toad!"
Toad?Nan Su was startled, not knowing for a moment whether his mood was more complicated or that of the toad.
Sure enough, he was a little drunk, he shook his head lightly, looked up, and the first thing that appeared in his line of sight was an oil-paper umbrella a few meters away.
The lights on the side of the street were brilliant, reflecting on the man's handsome cheeks, he looked at him quietly, tall and tall, with a calm gaze, but the knuckles of the hand holding the umbrella were clenched a little white.
A toad was clinging firmly to his umbrella: "croak!"
Nan Su: "..."
He suddenly felt, is there a possibility that the one with more complicated mood than him and Toad is Dianchen...
But the man is really well-bred. After looking at him calmly for a while, he just took a deep breath, lowered the umbrella immediately, and shook it lightly—that slow and methodical movement, just like a male Bodhisattva descending from the mortal world.
But Toad's temper was not so good. After jumping off, his small round eyes immediately stared at the perpetrator.
"Gah!" Damn you!
"Gah!" Kick the master?
"Cuck!"
Nan Su was a little dazed, he never thought that one day he would be scolded by a toad, and what was even more annoying was that there was a big Buddha behind this little thing, so he didn't dare to go up and make another kick...
"Quack quack-"
After venting, the toad finally jumped away contentedly, leaving only a group of men standing there in a daze.
The atmosphere is subtle.
Although Dianchen doesn't often appear in the capital, which young master present is the most foolish?Guess who it is!Who would dare to take someone else's daughter-in-law to a brothel in front of someone else?Everyone suddenly became busy, pretending to be drunk, yelling a few times, and then they all disappeared with oil on the soles of their feet.
So, today's continuation plan——
Bust.
Nan Su stared at Dian Chen, and suddenly raised his hand to touch his eyebrows, meditating in his heart that he can't see me, he staggered towards the long street, and was about to pass away at the son's mansion.
Suddenly his arm was grabbed, and his fingertips felt cold through his clothes. I don't know how long the man has been standing in the rain...
"Nan Shizi, is the wine good?" The voice was very flat.
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