Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

The young man with the square face was stunned, and immediately turned pale with anger: "Senior Nan, what are you doing!?"

His name is Xiao Feng, and he has some reputation in the chess academy because he was appreciated by Dian Song.Just as Dian Xu is the president of the Dandy Association, Dian Song is the president of the Chess Academy, and this is also a well-known secret.

Nan Su put down his wine glass, raised half of his eyebrows: "Oh, I'm sorry, my hands are shaking."

shaking?Xiao Feng immediately raised a glass of wine, wishing he could also throw it at Nan Su's face, but after weighing it for a moment, his hand still "shaked" a bit, and he said through gritted teeth: "Then Shizi Nan can have a temperance at night, restrain it, let's do it!"

"Wow—"

At this moment of lightning and flint, Dianchen suddenly picked up an empty plate to block it, waved his long arm, and poured all the wine back on Xiao Feng's own clothes in an instant.

Dian Xu yelled strangely: "Xiao Liu, what a skill!"

Fuck!This is so fucking handsome!Nan Su raised his chin immediately, and blinked at Dianchen with staring eyes...

Dian Chen glanced at it from the corner of his eye, didn't say anything, just put down the plate and continued to drink the soup quietly.

Everyone at this table was arrogant and domineering, but Xiao Feng at that table was already shaking with anger!He spent a lot of money on this set of clothes, just to show his face in front of the emperor today!Unexpectedly!Unexpectedly! ! !

Angry to angry, Xiao Feng knew that he would not be able to fight against the table after all, and when he was clenching his fists to calm down, he was pulled by someone else: "Brother Xiao, pay attention to your appearance."

The man lifted his chin towards the emperor, giving Xiao Feng a step up.

Xiao Feng glanced at Nan Su bitterly, sat down with a cold snort, and began to wipe the wine on the side of his clothes with a thick towel, but no matter how he wiped, the marks could not be wiped away...

And at the time when this little conflict happened, the sacrificial wine had already said a congratulatory speech, and immediately afterward, all the ministers also toasted and congratulated.

After the round was over, the Chess Academy rushed to send a representative to the emperor's eyes—it was Xiao Feng.

When he walked to the center of the hall, his posture was unavoidably awkward because of his unclean clothes.But it took only a moment to adjust, the gifted man smiled lightly, and with a folding fan in his hand, he knelt and said, "Xiao Feng kowtows to the emperor!"

He talked for a while by himself, and took advantage of the situation to present a poem. His words were polite, neither humble nor overbearing, and he looked like a literati.

After he finished reciting it with eloquence, the emperor praised him: "You have a good literary talent."

After being praised, Xiao Feng was ecstatic in his heart, but he gave a deep bow steadily, then raised his head, and dismissed Nan Su disdainfully from the corner of his eye, the irony in it was not too obvious: Tsk, you idiot...

Nan Su was holding up a chicken leg and gnawed his mouth full of greasy food, when he suddenly met Xiao Feng's eyes, he couldn't help but think in a daze: Damn, you really don't have a long memory...

How dare I show you face?

The next moment, Nan Su immediately threw away the chicken leg, wiped his hands with a thick towel, and started clapping: "It's so wet, it's so wet, Brother Xiao is so lewd and wet."

It was clearly a good thing to say, but that lewd smile looked deceitful no matter how you looked at it.Xiao Feng didn't expect that he would dare to provoke the emperor. When he turned around, his eyes narrowed: "Listening to Mr. Nan's words, don't tell me you are not only accomplished in some areas, but also in poetry?"

Make achievements?What else can Nansu's achievements be built on?Someone snickered, tsk tsk, the literati in this chess academy are so elegant even when hurting others...

Why can't Dianchen hear it, and raised his eyes lightly, but before he could speak, Nan Su had already brushed his black hair on his temples: "That's right, my son is like a tree, handsome and suave, of course there are more than one achievements."

Oh yo, I'm really not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue.

Xiao Feng followed with a smile and said, "Oh? Then Nan Shizi wants to give Xiaosheng some advice?"

"I can't talk about giving advice. If you come to me later, I'll teach you two tricks to ensure that you can move across the Nuanxiang Pavilion and show off your glory. How can you demonstrate the mystery in public? Even if you don't mind, I still mind..."

Nan Su winked, and besides being angry, he also put on Xiao Feng's shameless top hat in public.

Xiao Feng's face collapsed in an instant: "Xiaosheng has always kept himself clean, never going to places like Nuanxiang Pavilion, no better than Nan Shizi."

"You haven't been to Nuanxiang Pavilion? Then where did you go?"

Nan Su was disgusted in his heart, thought for a while, and suddenly hit his head with a folding fan, and suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, it was my negligence. Seeing how shabby you are dressed, you must not be able to go to such a place. It seems that if you When there is a need, I just hold a long spear, with a mighty posture, swing up and down in the shabby room, majestic, and wipe out hundreds of millions of soldiers and horses at once. Afterwards, I can only look at Yan Ruyu in the sky, and take a deep breath... ..."

"Pfft..." Fatty Li and Dian Xu hurriedly covered their mouths.

And Xiao Feng's white and handsome face turned red like chicken blood...

Nan Su's words were also very elegant, and he said it with a lot of momentum. However, the whole hall resounded with the kind of obscene laughter that belongs to men's comprehension, which can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words.

A group of young female relatives stared in amazement, looked at this and then that in puzzlement, feeling faintly strange in their hearts. Listening to Nan Su's words, they described an affectionate Confucian general, but why did everyone act like this? What about the secondary expression?

The emperor couldn't help but want to laugh, but he was the Ninth Five-Year Lord, so he had to emphasize his tone: "You evil, you really want to be beaten."

Nan Su stuck out his tongue, and seemed to sit down obediently, but the next moment he and Fatty Li were giggling.

Seeing the adulterer and adulterer flirtatiously, Xiao Feng exhausted all his endurance before he took a deep breath, turned his head and glanced at Dian Song - after getting a wink, Xiao Feng finally backed down sullenly.

Dian Song originally planned to let Xiao Feng show his face in front of the emperor, and then pave the official road, who would have expected it to be disrupted...

After staying for a while, he found an opportunity and said to the emperor again: "Father, it's New Year's Eve today, and the atmosphere is getting strong now, why don't we have a poetry contest to cheer up the fun."

Every year, there are people who are very poetic. The emperor glanced at Dian Song and said with a smile: "It's okay, but, who do you think the fourth child should invite to participate?"

Dian Song said: "Although Xiao Feng only read halfway through the reading just now, Erchen can tell that he has learned a lot, why don't we just count him as one, as for the other party..."

Everyone suddenly became curious, who is the Fourth Prince going to attack?Those wily and calculating guys can't tell that this is a wedding dress for Xiao Feng!And the rest of the princes looked at each other and smiled lightly, they were all silent, just watching the show...

Only Dian Xu laughed suddenly, and said, "If you want to say this poem, the people at our table can't do it. On the contrary, it's the fourth brother. I have always admired you very much, whether it is knowledge or intelligence. Why don't you let Xiao Feng speak?" Ask you for advice?"

These words were repeated, and the counterattack was very beautiful. Not only did the people in their nest fight on their own, but they also blocked the way for Diansong and Nansu to vent his anger: Hey, hey, if you seek revenge from my Suzi, but Victory is not martial, who has ever heard of a literati looking for a rich pair of poems...

Ke Diansong is not a vegetarian, not to mention that Nan Su was not his original target.This person is an idiot, but he is not an easy boss to provoke, and, as Dian Xu said, what's the point of stepping on a dude's superior position?Do you have to find someone decent to show off Xiao Feng's talents?

Dian Song raised his eyebrows: "Fifth brother's words are not entirely true. Isn't there another person sitting at your table? He is talented in writing and full of knowledge. His articles are still used as model essays in the Imperial College. You are still copying them today. It's on, isn't it?"

Hearing this, Dianchen slowly raised his eyes, but there was no expression of joy or anger.

Dian Song said with a smile: "I'm not very talented, so I can't be Xiao Feng's trouble. Why don't you let Xiao Feng ask this person for advice!"

After all, raise your hand and point——

But at this moment of lightning and flint, Nan Su sat down on Dianchen's lap, pointing to himself in astonishment: "Fourth Brother thinks I'm talented?"

Regardless of what Dian Song said, he ran to the emperor on his own: "Oh, I'm really embarrassed by the praise of the fourth brother, but there is no other way, the emperor, look..."

Everyone immediately went into an uproar: This bastard actually wants to compose poetry?

But Dian Song was really about to vomit blood, and when he was about to explain, the emperor stared at Nan Su with great interest, and smiled kindly: "Then Su'er, I want to see, you little thing can What's wrong?"

The cotton needle in the words is really piercing.

Nan Su's back was sweating, but he puffed out his chest and said complacently, "Don't worry, Your Majesty! I am also from the Imperial Academy, and I will never let Jijiu lose face!"

Jijiu: "..." Please don't mention me, I'm a little scared.

And Dianchen seemed to have sensed a certain dark tide, at this moment, he suddenly got up.

Nan Su was paying attention to Dianchen, and immediately turned around and shook his head, a look conveyed all the meaning: This is my entanglement with them, it has nothing to do with you, sit down!

But Dianchen knew that even if there was no previous conflict, Diansong would definitely find him, otherwise, what was the warning during the day?

Seeing that Dianchen raised his chin slightly, Nan Su frowned immediately: Xiao Feng obviously came prepared, if you really lose, what will the world think of you in the future?

Don't worry, I won't lose.

Then what?If you win, you will offend Dian Song, aren't you just asking for it?You are a person with the surname Dian, you are from the royal family, how can you step on others?

how about you?

I'm just an idiot, you know...

They didn't say a word, but what's amazing is that in just a few seconds of looking at each other, they completely received each other's meaning.

The next moment, Nan Su grinned, turned around and faced the crowd again.

At the same time, Xiao Feng also exchanged winks with Diansong. Since he was facing a dude like Nan Su, how could he use his previous preparations?Even if it is done temporarily, it can still torture this person to the ground!

Xiao Feng paced back and forth in the hall, frowning and thinking hard for a long time. After about a cup of tea, he cleared his throat, cupped his hands and said, "Xiao Ke has made a fool of himself."

Wandering alone and moving down the moon,

Is it not for the cold branches?

Show who and the great ambitions,

Yeyin Jinglun is more sometimes.

Shiquan alcohol is brewed into the intestines,

Seventy percent drunk to reflect the moonlight.

The remaining [-]% turned into sword energy,

Travel thousands of miles in the prosperous Tang Dynasty on a clear night.

This Xiao Feng is really extraordinary, he only took a while to compose a poem of Qilu. Although the artistic conception is not perfect, but the battle is quite stable, especially in the poem not only clarifies the open-minded and safe attitude, but also faintly expresses the longing for a poem. Great ambitions to show off.

After the eunuch finished transcribing, he respectfully handed over the poem to the emperor for review.

After taking a glance, the emperor nodded and smiled, and waved his hand to order the civil servants to pass it on.

If it was someone else, it would be a lot of pressure immediately, but everyone didn't have any expectations for Nan Su, on the contrary, it made him a little lonely.

After Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows at this moment, he remembered the insult he had just received, and when he saw that Nan Su was gnawing his finger, he immediately cupped his hands and smiled: "Just now, Mr. Nan thought he was talented, so even if he gnaws his finger, he has to gnaw a song for everyone. Evaluation is good."

Immediately, someone from the Chess Academy chimed in and said, "Senior Nan, if you can't write it, you can admit defeat. It's also expected. Don't you think it's surprising?"

As soon as this remark came out, it was like an excellent cold joke. Those who wanted to laugh and those who didn't want to laugh, all laughed lowly, with various meanings in it.

Nan Su couldn't help gnawing and shaking his head with emotion: Tsk tsk, damn it, it really isn't that one family doesn't enter one house, these hanging people are really bad.

However, Nan Su really never admitted losing a few times in his life!

He took a deep breath, walked to the center of the hall and said: "Then this son has also made a fool of himself, so let's sing a random song and listen to it."

"Sing a song casually? Nan Shizi is really a great talent, he has already become a poem with every gesture, admiration, admiration." As soon as Xiao Feng unfolded the folding fan, he shook it chicly, showing himself in front of all the female relatives.

This little bastard!

Nan Su chuckled, stepped forward and grabbed his folding fan and threw it away: "Brother, you can't understand such a thing as a folding fan."

Xiao Feng was startled, but at this moment Nan Su turned around suddenly, and paced in the hall, shaking his neck while walking, looking extremely coquettish, then, he raised his hips, twisted his waist, took a step, stepped One in front and one in back, one in front of one in back...

Everyone: "..."

This high-level artistic movement has to make everyone directly associate it with a certain sport, even women are no exception. Seeing the high-speed movement of this guy's lower body is really unsightly!

"Ow~"

Then I heard Nan Su's lascivious cry, which made all the princesses and girls in the hall blushed and cursed in their hearts: This guy is really shameless, he is teasing us in front of so many people!The point is, is he married? ?

At this moment, Nan Su's upper body made a deep wave. While leaning back, one hand also slowly touched the lower abdomen along the Adam's apple:

fall in love with brother

Untie your belt yourself.

Big breasts need to be touched,

Small chest you said earlier.

you go after sleep,

Otherwise, I will pour you wine.

veteran in love,

There are friends every day.

Under the extremely astonished gaze of the crowd, Nan Su slowly read every word in his poem. The blurred night is shaking out...

Don't provoke daddy,

Dad is a fairy.

How dare you bark like a dog

Feed you dog pee.

Be awesome again

Cut you little chirp.

Fuck you fucking wall,

How dare you?

When saying the last word, Nan Su twisted to stand in front of Xiao Feng, raised his chin coldly, and put his fingertips on the tip of his nose: "Brother Xiao please enlighten me!"

And behind Xiao Feng, it is Qiyuan and Diansong...

After a brief silence, there was an uproar.

"You you you you you..." Xiao Feng was so angry that his hands and feet trembled in an instant, his originally fair and handsome face turned blue in an instant, he said "you" for a long time, then suddenly rolled his eyes, and passed out simply .

Fatty Li's father, Li Xun, stopped immediately and said, "Senior Nan, the deceased King Qingyuan is my best friend. I finally got your uncle. I must discipline you, a bastard, for him today!!!"

Roaring is fierce, but in fact, he doesn't know in his heart that Nan Su's actions are not lacking for Li Fat'er: two people are better than one person to lose face together...

May I ask, in this Jinling City, which person of status can do this for his son?

Li Xun's eyes were a little red, but he rushed forward, his beard splayed out in anger, as if he couldn't control his strength under anger, and then he kicked Nan Su's ass hard.

Dianchen was very shocked, but at this moment he suddenly stood up, and his body moved!

Unexpectedly, just as he rushed half a foot away, Nan Su suddenly turned around and smiled at him, then blinked his eyes - love wink!

"Ouch~~~"

After a miserable cry, Nan Su's body flew up like clouds and fog, and slammed into the pillars of the main hall impartially. God, if this collision really happens, his brains will burst right away.

But there is a person over there.

Who?

Of course it was Fatty Li's third uncle.

These two old brothers have worked together for a lifetime, who doesn't know who's thinking?He had already stood in the right position, caught Nan Su firmly, and shouted angrily: "Brother, are you confused? Are you going to kill the only seedling of the Nan family?"

This product is amazing!

He said that this is the only seedling of the Nan family, and no one can kill him!

"Damn!" Li Xun snorted angrily, smashed down with his right hand in frustration, and secretly aimed his eyes at the emperor.

"Master Nan!" Fatty Li ran towards Nansu with snot and tears at once. The fat along the way was like the rising tide of the sea. Are you going to die?"

On the road!

Nan Su stuck out his tongue, let out a "hey", tilted his neck to the side, and fainted in the arms of the third uncle of the Li family.

"Bullshit, just bullshit!"

When the trouble was raging, the emperor slapped the handle of the dragon chair and yelled angrily, "Drag this scumbag back to the Shizi Mansion for me, and be grounded! One month! No, two months!!"

The order of the entire Yuanxi Palace disappeared instantly.

At this moment, Dian Song was already trembling with anger, he raised his hand as if to smash a big case, but he held back in front of everyone, he lifted it hard but let it down lightly, he looked like a dumb man eating coptis .

Amidst the turmoil, only Dianchen stood quietly in the south of the hall, the candlelight fell on his face, half of it was bright, half was shadow.

His eyes were like cold spring water, slowly passing over the blushing emperor with thick neck, the gloomy Dian Song, the senior ministers shouting, and the busy maid...

After seeing all these beings, he went straight forward, took Nan Su over, strode out of the magnificent palace with double eaves and nine ridges, and carried him home step by step.

All around, there are temples and rivers and lakes. Even though he has gone down the mountain, he has never put his heart on this Jinling imperial capital.

But now, he seems to have a reason to cross a certain threshold.

— Cubs.

——I think, I probably understand why you are who you are now.