Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

"Don't break my heart anymore..."

Dianchen told Nan Su like this.

When Nan Su heard this, he suddenly laughed mockingly, his broad shoulders trembled, and his whole body looked like two words—short of twitching!

The man stared at his face carefully, and said slowly: "Do you think it's funny?"

More than funny?Nan Su took advantage of the situation and turned his head away, and finally avoided the cold lips: "Yes, hahahaha, I really laughed to death!"

Dian Chen suddenly pinched his jaw fiercely, forcing him to look directly at him: "Then you die, let me smile too?"

It was such a peaceful voice, but it was like countless sharp arrows. It was only because the sedan chair was too small that there was no way to avoid it, so it hit Nan Su directly.

Nansu's Adam's apple rolled, but the next moment, he rolled his eyes even bigger: "I really should give you the title of the number one prodigal son in the imperial capital! There is someone in my heart, and you are still playing affectionately with the young master here? All right? , then tell me, who is your cub?"

When hearing a certain word, Dianchen slightly raised his eyebrows, as if a little surprised.

Oops!It was only then that Nan Su realized that he had slipped his tongue. In order to prevent Dian Chen from doubting the incense, he immediately came up with a 36-pronged preemptive strike: "I am worthy of breaking your heart too? How can I? I can't forget when you were in a coma. Still calling for Zai Zai!"

Dianchen smiled: "Oh, if you don't forget, just write it down in your family tree."

Nan Su stopped laughing: "..."

Damn, this mouth is really poisonous...

Unexpectedly, what was even more poisonous was that Dianchen didn't give him a chance to learn from each other at all, and after finishing speaking, he opened the car curtain coldly: "Stop the car."

Want to run after scolding?You are thinking about farting!

Nan Su rushed upwards, suddenly turned his heart, entangled Dianchen tightly like an octopus, and said quickly: "Before I let you go, why don't you try to go? It's really not bright in the east and bright in the west." , Second, what are you like? You are sick, old bastard, oh yes, there is also a big scumbag! My heart is not clean, and you still rely on me to hurt you? Even if you are covered with ten layers of Chinese medicine, but I can still smell the smell of scum ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dian Chen was really angry, and he slapped Nan Su's waist, Nan Su shrank back to his seat in pain, and he immediately bowed down and got off the sedan chair: "Nan Su, you can do whatever you want, I can't serve you anymore .”

Nan Su was startled, but was overjoyed: "Wait! You don't want me anymore, right?"

As if being choked by his lifeline, Dianchen suddenly stopped and stood on the street.His chest heaved violently, apparently trying his best to suppress his anger, before suddenly turning his head after a long time, he said coldly, "No."

Nan Su was a little anxious: "No, no, you really meant to dump me just now, right?"

Dianchen suddenly looked up at the sky, curled his lips: "No, I just let out some harsh words to vent my anger."

Nan Su: "..."

Can anyone understand his mood?

Unexpectedly, he hadn't spoken yet, but Dianchen suddenly shook a few times, then suddenly covered his chest, and couldn't help spitting out a big mouthful of blood.

So, Nan Su finally came to his senses: the man just woke up, dragged his sick body to catch the rape, and after two consecutive fights, he was scolded as a scumbag by him, a brothel shopper. In the end, he suppressed his temper and coaxed himself reluctantly...

After thinking about it for a while, Nan Su suddenly felt that this guy was awesome, and he didn't die suddenly...

And the next moment, Dianchen's body fell straight forward, Nan Su moved subconsciously, wanting to rush forward to catch him, but it seemed that a mysterious force held him firmly in the sedan chair, so he stared helplessly. Wang Dianchen fell down with a "bang", and his ribs hit the steps of the shop facing the street hard!

"Grass..." Nan Su really cursed out this word through gritted teeth.

The next moment, he rushed out and took Dianchen into his arms, and shouted at the frightened porters: "Fuck, are you all blind? You can't even catch anyone, I'm used to it!" You guys, if you don’t want to work in Shizi’s mansion, just say it, pack up and get out tomorrow!”

A group of men asked themselves that they didn't have Ping'er's charming appearance, and immediately knelt down in panic, crying and defending: "My lord, it really happened suddenly. We were so shocked by your vicious dog that we were so weak that we didn't respond at all. Come here~"

Nan Su: "..."

Immediately, he was furious: "You fucking say it again?"

He even heard the vicious dog rushing for food, so didn't he also hear the sound of him being spanked?Damn, it's a bit embarrassing...

……

When we returned to the mansion, it was almost dawn.

After the bearers got off the sedan chair, they were in a hurry to carry the hall. Unexpectedly, Nan Su picked up the man on his back in an instant, and scolded as he walked, "Get out, you bunch of trash, I'll leave it to you bastards, don't let me down!" Be a fool?"

Until this moment, Dianchen finally opened his eyes a little, but didn't speak, but suddenly embraced Nan Su's neck, and pressed his face to the back of his neck.

Nan Su froze: "..."

Dude, you woke up a little early?

In Dianchen's bedroom, Pingshun's little idiot was sleeping soundly on the edge of the bed, how did he know that his master had gone out and came back?

Nan Su kicked his ass, he muttered, switched to the other side and went back to sleep: "Hoo...hoo..."

Damn, everyone is out of tune, is it so easy to get a job now?

Nan Su glared at Ping Shun fiercely, hugged Dian Chen's thigh tightly, and could only walk towards his small courtyard with him on his back.

While walking, the villain No. [-] in his mind jumped out to make trouble again: "Master Nan, what a chance, you just push the head of the palace dog into the pond right now, and he will burp!"

Nan Su gave his avatar a middle finger: "He's already woken up, please think about it! What if he wants to yell loudly, won't everyone be recruited?"

Villain No. [-] said angrily: "Then find a piece of cloth to block it! Believe me, he can't beat you now!"

Nan Su's footsteps slowed down a little, and when he looked up, it seemed that this place was not far from the latrine, maybe, he could pretend to accidentally drop shit...

Villain No. [-] felt that villain No. [-] was stupid, so he had to remind him: "Young Master Nan, Diangou just went to Nuanxiang Pavilion, and everyone saw him leave with you. Don't invite suspicion!"

Nan Su thought it made sense, felt relieved for no reason, and hurriedly quickened his pace.

After putting Dian Chen down on the bed, Nan Su touched his forehead, and seeing that he didn't have a fever, he got up and wanted to leave: "You lie down, I'll call Dr. Li."

"..." Someone was instantly unhappy.

Nan Su stopped suddenly, turned around and looked, a blue-white hand was quietly tugging at his sleeve, fingers were gripped so hard that the knuckles were slightly white.

After staring at each other for a while, Nan Su raised his fist and wanted to hit him: "I've told you several times, don't communicate with me with your thoughts! Are you thirsty, pain, or not, just say something!"

Dianchen looked at him with dark eyes: "It hurts."

"Where does it hurt!?"

"Ribs." Simply put, it was shocking.

"How much the hell does it hurt you? I said, go find a doctor for you! Let go?"

"..." A needle can be heard.

Nansu was defeated.

He took a deep breath, clenched and loosened his fists, loosened and clenched again, repeated this several times, and finally looked down at the pale face, smiling with eight teeth, and said authentically, "Good boy, let go, I'll get you the medicine."

Dian Chen frowned, and said in a low voice, "Then don't run away."

It seems that Dian Chen in the impression has always been omnipotent, but when he was seriously ill, his whole body seemed to become a fragile object.After speaking, Jun's face wrinkled, even a little childish: "You are going to run away. After I recover from illness, I will beat you every time I see you."

Nan Su: "..."

Nan Su: "I won't run away! I've recruited a ghost, every day!"

But as soon as the words fell, Nan Su suddenly realized: Didn't he want to make friends with Dianchen so that Dianchen could relax his vigilance?Oops, I pretended to be pretty good two days ago, why did I show my true colors today?No, I made a mistake, even if I want to show the world, he must not turn against Dianchen, otherwise one day Dianchen dies, he will be the number one suspect...

Thinking of this, Nan Su immediately softened his tone: "Okay, okay, you lie down obediently, and I will accompany you, okay~"

Dianchen didn't show any expression, didn't speak, just looked at him.Maybe it was because he was tired and wanted to rest earlier, after a long time, he nodded slowly.

After a while, Nan Su came over with the wounded plaster and bandages, and tried to falsify his motives: "My treasure, do you know how worried I was when you appeared in Nuanxiang Pavilion today? Are you not taking it? Take your own body seriously, I was so angry in my heart, I couldn't hold back to fight with you, love is deeply responsible, you understand what I mean..."

blah blah blah.

Accompanied by the noisy sound, Dianchen's clothes were gently opened, and there was a strip of bruise on the lower edge of his left chest, from the ribs to the side, palm-length, and purple, it was shocking to see.

With a slight movement of Nan Su's eyes, they landed on the palm print next to him - obviously, this is his masterpiece.

He paused, only feeling that his throat was a little dry, so he stopped talking.

There is already a trace of white in the sky, but the lights in the house can still be seen.

Candle tears dripped, the soft light hit Nan Su's hand, the veins on the back of the hand were obvious.He stretched out an index finger, twisted up the black plaster, passed it along the edge of Dianchen's chest muscles, slowly rubbed it, and applied it repeatedly until the side...

Unknowingly, someone's chest seemed to rise and fall a little faster, but the next moment was——

"I am grass."

In the Nuan Pavilion, which was still silent just now, Nan Su's startled and strange laughter suddenly sounded.

He took a closer look, then bared his big teeth and said cheerfully, "Sixth prince, why are your tits so big? It's okay, you look very thin, but you are no worse than a woman! If you want to sell yourself, at least you have to be Ning Don’t tell me you’re a smoker, but there are rich women who like you! If one day we both have nowhere to go, I’ll get in touch, and you can earn a month’s living expenses for both of us just by taking off your pants!”

"..." Dianchen slowly looked at Nan Su.

Nan Su was grinning happily, looked up, and hummed deeply, imitating Dian Chen's usual appearance of no waves in the ancient well, covered it with gauze with one hand, and stretched out the bandage with the other...

However, his eyes suddenly opened slightly, and then his movements stopped.

"Plop, plop."

Even through the gauze, I can still feel the heartbeat under the palm of my hand, it is weak, the rhythm is not very clear, and it is completely different from my own.It was just a momentary touch, but the thumping sound seemed to express the hard work of that heart. Over the years, it seemed that it had been desperately trying to deliver blood to its owner to keep him alive.

Suddenly, Nansu could even hear its begging, so humble and pitiful: Don't let me be quiet, don't smash all my years of hard work, if you can hear it, then, please...

"What's wrong?" Dianchen narrowed his eyes slightly, as if studying Nan Su's expression.

Nan Su snapped back to his senses, his eyelashes trembled, just like when his elders found out that he had done something wrong when he was a child, he felt a little uneasy.With a dry cough, he quickly wrapped the bandage diagonally around Dianchen's body, wrapped it around, and then pulled it to the front to tie a knot.

The two were so close that they could almost feel each other's breath. Dian Chen looked down at him, with flickering lights in his eyes.

The bandage was quickly fastened, Nan Su stepped back a little, looked at his handicraft, and thought it was not bad, when he raised his smiling face to claim credit, unexpectedly his hand was suddenly grabbed by Dian Chen.

Nan Su's heart twitched, but he seemed to be startled. Before he could react, Dian Chen pulled his hand over and pressed it on his left chest again.

"I'm sick here." The man said.

For some reason, Nan Su was suddenly a little nervous, and when he found that he couldn't pull his hand back no matter what, he could only smile awkwardly and say, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know, probably because I fell in love and couldn't extricate myself."

"……Ha ha."

Nan Su suddenly felt that Dianchen had a sense of humor.

"Because of you." Dianchen looked straight at him: "Nansu, it's all because of you. It has realized what is jealousy, what is possessiveness, what is anger and pain, and what is all the taboos mentioned in Buddhist scriptures. You Take it away, and return it to me after it’s cured, if it’s not cured, I’ll pester you forever! Even if you die, I won’t let you go! A ghost will float over your bed and call your wife every day!!”

As if feeling a little excited, Dianchen turned his face away, pursed the corners of his mouth, and raised his chin: "Anyway, you can figure it out."