Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

To Nan Su who is used to drinking strong alcohol, this glass of sake is really tasteless, but after swallowing it, he felt his chest was burning, so much so that he wanted to cry...

No matter how prosperous this capital city is, it is still not his home. It is full of boundless beauty, but it does not warm people's hearts or lungs.

He missed Qing Yuan's plum wine.

......

Unknowingly, the night became darker.

On the six-foot-wide Chen Xiangxi bed, Nan Su wrapped himself in the quilt and slept face-to-face, breathing shallowly behind him, Dian Chen was far away from him.

"Goo~"

But he was hungry after all. He got up early in the morning and tossed and hadn't drunk 1.1 meters of water. Suddenly, he saw a few red dates that hadn't been taken away by his pillow. He was so happy that he reached out and picked them up and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Is it tasty?"

Nan Su stopped chewing, and looked back, it turned out that Dian Chen was not only asleep, but was lying on his side with one hand on the head of the post, facing him.

Nan Su was the one who gave Qin Shize such a bad idea, so he naturally knew how the two men should get together, so he immediately tightened his back and turned over, not daring to turn his back on Dianchen again.

He thought for a while, and handed out a red date aggrievedly: "Have some?"

"Heh," Dianchen smiled and shook his head, "I'm not hungry."

After saying that, he stretched out his big hand, revealing a handful of longan in his palm, and curled his fingers a few times: "There are more here."

How does it feel like luring homeless puppies?

Fortunately, Nan Su was always laughed at by the women in Nuanxiang Pavilion as a male dog, and without any disturbance in his heart, he went over like a maggot.Just as he was about to raise his hand to take it, unexpectedly Dianchen smiled, got up suddenly, walked to the table and sat down, and began to peel the longan.

Looking at his tall and straight silhouette, Nan Su suddenly felt that the sixth prince seemed a little different from what he had imagined?So he lay down on the edge of the bed, raised his face and asked, "Your body looks pretty tough?"

Talked as if he was almost half buried in the ground.

Dianchen lowered his eyes, and said slowly and logically: "I still drink medicine frequently, but I have been blessed by the Buddha in Hongfu Temple these years, so I may live a few more years."

Then this is really...

Too bad! ! !

Nan Su was able to compromise and get married because he didn't dare to challenge the emperor's majesty again and again, but also belatedly realized that the emperor is also a human being, and there are always times when he keeps secrets.It is said that the sixth prince is weak and sick, and there will be no tomorrow if he lives today. If this person belches, won't he become a widow?At that time, could the emperor still let him fail?As long as the sixth prince is buried, he can happily carry her husband's tablet back to her mother's house the next day!

But now, it seems that this man is quite energetic?

"Eat."

Naturally, Dianchen didn't know that his daughter-in-law was feeling sorry for his health, so he just sat on the edge of the bed and handed over a plate of crystal-clear longan: "If you're still hungry, I'll ask my mother to bring some more pastries."

Er, Nan Su was stunned, feeling a little guilty for a moment, and hurriedly took the plate to cover up his expression: Brother, there is no need to be so considerate, otherwise I would be ashamed to curse you to death......

The longan entrance is clean and crisp, just like the man in front of you, making people unable to bring up a trace of disgust.

Nan Su chewed and chewed, he couldn't help sighing, and comforted himself: Forget it, at least it's better than half-dead, since I haven't fallen to the point where I have to bathe and feed my paralyzed husband, then I can bear it for a few years Bar.

It's just that some things have to be made clear.

Thinking of this, Nan Su suddenly raised his eyes, and his tone of voice brought out a bit of his usual carelessness: "You understand what the nature of our marriage is, but if you are more sensible, we can still make friends! But you If you want to use the back door of the master, the master will not give you a good life! Show you diarrhea every day, and dump you in bed! Do you hear me!"

"..."

Dianchen's gaze swept back and forth across his face, and a quiet surprise flashed in his eyes.

Nan Su rubbed himself up and sat up: "Squeak!"

"Squeak." There was a short sound.

"..."

Just fucking outrageous.

Nan Su finally found a reason to hate Dianchen: No matter how gentle and considerate, it really is the emperor's seed, one big and one small, they can choke people!

Seeing Nan Su's staring eyes and subconsciously chewing longan, Dianchen laughed inexplicably.Maybe it was because he remembered something, a flash of reminiscence in his eyes skipped over, and immediately touched the top of Nan Su's head with his big hand, and said in an extremely warm voice: "Don't worry, lady, I won't treat you."

"Then don't do such a strange action!" Nan Su snapped his hand with claws and claws: "Also, don't call me a lady!"

"Mistress is mostly called by the folks. It is not as orderly as in the palace. I left the palace since I was a child, and I also want to use this to tell you that I am a casual person. Now that the lady is unwilling, then I am also willing to follow. Just, what should I call it?"

Nan Su went back again: "Whatever!"

Dianchen: "The chaff..."

"?" Nan Su turned his head abruptly, and there was an angry sound like a dog biting someone in his throat: "Ehh~~~"

It seems that the next moment will be barking.

Dianchen raised the corners of his lips, as if he thought it was interesting, but before he could say the next word, he coughed in a low voice, his slender body trembling uncontrollably.

Forehead?all right?Nan Su was stunned, but he was not happy, and the words came out of his mouth: "Don't die on the bed, you sick child, it's very bad luck, do you hear me?"

It seems that this way of speaking has been his habit for many years.

Dianchen's breathing was stagnant, and his cough became more severe in a blink of an eye. It took a long time to catch his breath, and he frowned and looked at the arrogant and domineering young man in front of him...

"The son is too worried, and I will die farther away."

In just a split second, that gentle image collapsed. Dianchen stared at him, with a sneer on half of his mouth, and said lightly: "Sorry, I misread it just now. I have offended you so much. Wanwang forgive me."

Everything just now seemed to be an illusion. After speaking, the man took off his clothes, lay down, covered the quilt, and closed his eyes indifferently. The set of movements was so smooth.

Nan Su's lips moved, his thoughts of what to say came to an abrupt end, he pulled the quilt over and lay down.

He thought to himself: It really is the emperor's seed, he is also moody, and he was almost deceived.It's a good thing that the young master takes the soft but not the hard, so it's better, at least the relationship between the two of them won't go any further, it's really unintentional!

......

That night, Nan Su didn't sleep soundly, but he didn't know the reason.

When the sky was dim, he turned over habitually, felt a cold touch from his fingertips, and opened his eyes to see——

Mom, what a fresh male corpse!

He screamed, and swished back, unexpectedly, the movement was a little bigger, and a layer of something rubbed against his waist.When I opened the quilt, I was even more shocked: a pure white red cloth is going to be placed on the woman's wedding night, so what is he doing?

Dian Chen seemed to be a light sleeper, and was woken up immediately. His two beautiful eyes suddenly opened, and then his eyes fell on the pure black soft silk...

The moment their eyes overlapped, the air became inexplicably suffocated, as if there was an imminent danger.Nan Su rolled his Adam's apple, and said in a hollow voice: "... I have learned a lot."

Dianchen nodded calmly: "I have learned a lot."

After a more difficult silence, someone turned his face away: "Are you coming or am I coming?"

"I'll come, you rest."

Dianchen paused, raised his eyes and glanced at him: "Go out."

"Got it."

Nan Su quickly crossed Dianchen and got off the bed, opened the bead curtain, walked into the next room, found a random chair and sat down.

But thinking back to the faint herbal smell that dissipated from the tip of his nose just now, he couldn't help feeling a little worried.After waiting for quite a while, he finally shook Erlang's legs and asked suspiciously: "Sixth prince, can you do it? Don't force it, if you can't, replace me!"

After a long time, the man said calmly: "I don't care about this kind of thing. If you are curious, you can try it yourself?"

Sure enough, it will choke people.

Nan Su shut his mouth for a moment, but after thinking about it, he realized that Dianchen's tone was colder than last night.

how?Could it be that he thought it was unethical for him to sit here as a living person so early in the morning, letting a sick man break his body?Maybe people just mean it, but you take it seriously?But now it's halfway through, can he still do it for him?Don't waste it...

Then, as Dianchen wished——

"Work hard, cheer up!"

Nan Su clapped his hands: "Encourage! Encourage! Encourage!!"

As soon as the voice fell, the hall fell into a terrible silence.

"..."

Nan Su scratched his cheek: Master, did you mean something wrong?

......

Even though they were far away, after a while, Nan Su still heard a clear gasp, which seemed a little more messy after being relieved than before.

"Well."

At this moment, Nan Shizi, who has been in Nuanxiang Pavilion all year round, sat in the chair, propped up his cheeks in embarrassment, and was inexplicably confused: I don't know who I am, why I am sitting here, and what should I do next...

Fortunately, in the blink of an eye, there was a shrill door calling from outside the hall: "Prince, Imperial Concubine, it's time to get up~"

The eunuch cheerfully took the piece of silk away, and winked at Nan Su before leaving: "My lord, you are awesome!"

What a piece of shit!

Nan Su kicked his ass from the air, and after standing there for a long while, he opened the bead curtain and looked, only to see that Dian Chen had finished bathing, wearing a black and green double-breasted crown robe, which draped very well, and a moon-white wide belt around his waist. A piece of black jade with excellent jade quality is hung on it, with an elegant and warm green color.

He looks like a human being, but unfortunately, he is still a little bit worse than the young master.

Nan Su raised his eyebrows slightly, looked away, hummed a little tune and went to wash up.

"Let's go."

After Nan Su was fully dressed, the two stepped out of the bedroom together.

If the two of them are still living in peace from the wedding night to now, then Nan Su is destined to be the chief culprit who broke the peace.

There was no other reason, but once he escaped from the closed world of two people, he would come back to life, and then... the old problem would also occur.

"Huh? Hehe."

When passing through the courtyard, Nan Su touched the face of a beautiful little palace maid as usual, grinned, and when he was about to stop the blushing girl, his arm was pulled strongly, and he staggered a few steps.

Turning his head to look, he was facing a pair of peaceful eyes.

"Miss, are you cheap?"