Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

Dian Chen was a little surprised, raised his eyebrows slightly, then wrapped his arms around Nan Su's waist, and asked with a smile: "What's the matter?"

This!

A group of servants stared blankly at the two of them, and exchanged glances with each other: Fuck, it turns out that these two men are secretly hiding behind our backs...

Can't say can't say.

With a sound of "bang", the two servants were fascinated, and they bumped into each other as they walked, and the book in their arms fell to the ground.After reacting, the two knelt down to pick it up in a panic, but unexpectedly blocked other servants carrying the box, so——

The box was overturned, people fell, and there was chaos.

This panic also spread to Nan Su.

A man like him never distracted himself in love, but when he really wanted to seduce someone with all his heart in public, he realized where his previous courage had gone.

Everyone else was kissed and hugged by his brother, but his face turned blue and then red. After his jaw trembled a few times, he suddenly yelled: "You son, look straight at me!!!"

Dian Chen: "..."

Nan Su slapped backhand: "I really love you!"

"Pa", Dianchen's neck was twisted ninety degrees by his slap, and it took a long while before he turned his head slowly, his clear brows and eyes were full of ignorance.

Nan Su grabbed his collar: "What about you? Do you like me?"

Dianchen's lips moved, and he said hollowly: "I like it."

"Speak louder, I can't hear you!"

"..."

In this short moment, Dianchen's eyes suddenly became focused, warm and moist like a cracked layer of ice, which shattered and melted on that handsome face in an instant, leaving only the rapidly tightened lines and the fundus of the eyes. Endless blackness.

He pursed his lips, stared at the sick Nan Su for a while, then suddenly turned around and walked towards the house.

Seeing that Dianchen was annoyed, Nan Su breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled stiffly at the corner of his mouth: I knew it, how could you like someone like me?Since the wedding night, you don't like my appearance, but this appearance is me.

I was originally a person who got caught in the rain, and you wanted to hold an umbrella for me, but you didn't know that not only would I walk slowly, but would you also get caught in the rain?So, just stay away from me like this, don't let me embarrass you, and don't let me embarrass myself...

"like you!"

Dianchen suddenly turned his head and frowned in the sunlight, as if his face was also frowned.

He directly ignored everyone's shocked eyes, strode over and raised Nan Su's chin, lowered his head and kissed, then said coldly: "I like you! Did you hear me now!?"

The light reflected by the snow layer was so strong that Nan Su almost couldn't open his eyes. The man's appearance was a bit blurry. Nan Su only felt that his whole body was covered by a layer of strong light.

What kind of heart will feel despair when you are liked by others?

Dianchen is alive, he can't go back to Qingyuan, but... If one day Dianchen really dies, what will happen to the living person and the one left behind?

Dianchen, how can you be so selfish?

At this moment, Nan Su's always light blur finally fell back to the hard ground.What Lu Yao said is quite right, in this dilemma, he has been unable to make the best choice for himself, and he is indeed in a daze.

"puff…"

Nan Su has a talent called being able to retract freely, he suddenly lowered his eyes and laughed out loud, and narrowed his eyes.

During this period of time together, he probably also knew what Dianchen liked to see him, so he quickly cast his eyes away, then lowered his eyelashes to cover the wandering eyes, and said with a light smile at the corner of his mouth: "Then, you have to treat me well in the future." .”

my goodness...

Others don't know what Dianchen thought, but everyone who received this wink was stunned.

It's not for nothing that Nansu is called the number one prodigal son in the imperial capital. The man who has been living in a pile of fat all year round seems to be out of tune, but in such an instant, he releases the tenderness of a son. It really makes people appreciate what is called a slut The prodigal son turns his back on gold.

I don't know how many girls Nan Su has ruined by using such low means...

Dianchen's pupils trembled slightly, and at first he had some conversations with Nan Su, but soon he couldn't take it anymore.But Nan Su also snapped back his face with the slap marks on it, making him look like a monster in human skin.

The man who has been abstinent all year round really wants to feel shy. It is really useless to recite the Buddhist scriptures in his heart. After a long time, he finally snorted: "Yeah."

"Then it's a deal? Don't lie to me."

Dianchen frowned: "Have I ever lied to you?"

Nan Su laughed, flying freely.

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Lu Yao who was standing quietly behind the crowd, the stiffness at the corners of his mouth was fleeting, and then he took Dian Chen's arm and passed through the crowd proudly.

As if a big hand opened a way for him, he felt everyone's eyes and responded with a smile: Have you all seen this love after marriage?Something will happen to him in the future, but it has nothing to do with me!

……

"My lord, we're here."

At dusk that night, with the help of Lu Yao, Nan Su jumped out of the carriage.

In the bustling imperial capital, he looked up at the plaque of Shizi Mansion above. He didn't have any expression on his face, but turned his head and said: "Don't be idle, you go and help Pingshun take care of things."

After saying that, he walked to another carriage and said with a smile: "Sixth prince, you are home!"

Nan Su's ascent and descent came very suddenly. Up to this moment, most of the servants had never seen Dian Chen, nor did they expect Nan Su to come back suddenly. Everyone was startled, and then wept towards the backbone Throwing on his body: "Master, you are back~"

"I miss you so much——"

Many people in the imperial capital know that two-thirds of the Shizi's mansion in Nansu is occupied by Yingyingyanyan's women.

All kinds of fragrances came, Nan Su casually picked up a beautiful servant girl, pinched her face with a light smile, and said: "By the way, let me introduce you, the one next to me is the sixth prince. Do you know what it has to do with me?"

The girls: "..."

The surroundings suddenly became quiet. If I had to describe it, it would be quieter than death.

Dianchen obviously couldn't accept this group of red and willows, he took two steps back and frowned slightly.

But Nan Su laughed, and said to the girls: "It's okay, it's okay, don't look at his face is very dark now, he is actually very easy to get along with."

Dian Chen: "..."

Most of the time Dianchen was indeed gentle and kind, but after he realized it, a trace of anger flashed in his dark eyes.The two of them showed their affection in front of everyone in the morning. Unexpectedly, it was like this when they descended the mountain in a blink of an eye.Not to mention that he is a half-Buddha in the human world, I am afraid that when the real Buddha comes, he will have to curse.

Dian Chen looked at Nan Su: "If I had known this, I should have waited for my house to be settled before taking you down the mountain?"

"How about that?"

Nan Su let go of the beautiful servant at once, and smiled dignifiedly at Dianchen: "Don't worry, I will arrange them as soon as possible, don't be angry."

The man didn't speak any more, turned around and left immediately, and ordered, "Ping Shun, go to the inn tonight."

The always well-behaved Ping Shun finally glared at Nan Su, and felt angry for his master: "Master Liu, aren't we going to enter the palace?"

"No, I'll go back in a few days."

When the pair of master and servant left the Shizi Mansion, Nan Su took a deep breath, turned around and put his arms around the shoulder of the servant just now, and said with a smile: "Ping'er, miss me?"

But the beautiful servant who he called Ping'er couldn't laugh anymore, not only her, but also other women.

As long as you are willing to enter the Shizi's mansion, no matter what the origin is, who doesn't have some delusions of flying on the branches and becoming a phoenix?

The reason why it is called delusion is because for many years, although Nan Su flirted with them happily, he never really got lucky with anyone.Even if they really need to solve their physical problems, they still go to Nuanxiang Pavilion, and they even call it: domestic flowers do not have the fragrance of wild flowers!

But this position has been suspended for too long. For the girls, it is gradually like waiting for the lottery - as long as they are scratched, it will be a big prize!

Unexpectedly, the bolts from the blue would come one after another, not to mention their men getting married in the blink of an eye, and now they are going to drive them away for the sake of other men?

Ping'er was a washing maid, but her hands were as tender as white jade, and when she slowly rested on Nan Su's shoulders, her head followed suit, and she said softly, "My lord, do you really want to drive us away? "

Nan Su's heart ached, he scratched the tip of her nose with his fingers, and sighed: "Then what can we do? No matter how noble the eldest son is, he can't compare to the prince. How dare I disobey the sixth prince's intention?"

Ping'er has been with Nan Su for several years, how could she give up all her previous efforts, and immediately threw herself into Nan Su's arms and started crying.

With the leader, thirty or forty women knelt together and cried together.

"Master, if you don't want us, where else can we go?"

"The great youth has stayed in the Shizi Mansion. The oldest of us is 23 now. How can we survive when we go out?"

"Master, rather than being kicked out of the house, you might as well just kill us~"

Nan Su's forehead was messed up, neither hugging this nor coaxing that, a little sweat broke out on his white jade-like cheeks.

His quality depends entirely on his mood and the gender of the other party. He has always been very patient with women, and he coaxed all his sisters to stop crying, so he said helplessly: "Go back to the room obediently first, okay?" , I will give you an explanation."

But this explanation is really hard to give.

Nan Su went to Zuixianju melancholy, had a few jugs of spirits, drank alone with the cold wind, it was another drunken night.

……

When he woke up the next day, the servant respectfully sent the master out of the gate.

Nan Su was walking on the street, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Lu Yao passing by at the corner, yawned, and followed slowly.

Unsurprisingly, in front of the gate of Sun's family, he met a group of grandmas in Beijing: that is, a group of noble ladies who get together every day to bask in each other's grandchildren.There are many groups in the capital, and his Playboy Association is one of them.

Although Nan Su is a dandy, he knows how to please women, especially the older mother and sister.He mixed in, chatted and chatted with them, and finally—

Left melancholy.

That night, Nan Su asked Dianchen out.

Even though it is winter, the temperature in the capital city is much warmer than that of Hongfu Temple. On the river passing through the city, the slightly drunk night wind blows, as if it has a mellow aroma of wine.

Nan Su was sitting on the deck of the flower boat drinking, when he looked back, he saw Dianchen coming up from the cabin.The background behind the man is the gorgeous lights across the bank, and the pedestrians passing by the bank, all of which are the festive atmosphere of years ago.

"What do you want from me?" Dian Chen sat opposite Nan Su.

The breeze brought his voice over, a little more mellow, as if it came from the chest, and even resonated with the river surface.

Nan Su looked up at the dark blue night sky sadly, until his neck was sore, then he lowered his head and forced a smile: "Prince Six, I will never be able to give birth to you."

Dian Chen: "?"

He couldn't grasp the essentials, and frowned slightly, but his dark eyes were calm.

Nan Su waited in embarrassment for a while, seeing that he didn't agree with each other, he could only shake off a piece of veil, and said sadly: "Today someone said that I can't lay eggs, and I still occupy the position of the main wife. I am very sad, after thinking about it , decided to give you a few concubines."