Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

In 21 years, Nan Su has never paid attention to his buttocks.

Today he found out that a man's raised buttocks are actually more lethal than eight-pack abs.

The bronze mirror was propped on the table, only a little bigger than a palm. Nan Da Shizi had forgotten his business, ran two steps away, suddenly sank into his dantian, and looked back suddenly, only to see the skin of the little butt in the mirror is delicate, round and firm , impressively looks full of elasticity.

Raise your hand and slap it, it feels good.

hey hey hey hey...

After admiring his prosperous and beautiful butt enough, Nan Su finally grinned, picked up the small bronze mirror, sat on the mat by himself, and tried hard to find the angle.

This angle is not easy to find. He squinted one eye and looked down hard, until after a long while, Fang gave a "tsk".

It is not suitable to describe this process, at least two hundred words have to be omitted. In short, he was satisfied in the end and threw the bronze mirror away, and sneered: Fuck, just say that someone is a quack doctor!

The bath water had been put in the room earlier, Nan Su took off his hair crown, took off all his clothes, and when he leaned his head in the tub, he hummed comfortably.

"boom--"

Suddenly, there was a loud noise.

Nan Su trembled in fright, only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and in an instant, countless dust rushed towards his face.

He was so choked that he coughed again and again, and looked up to the roof, only to see that a supporting wooden board under the bucket arch had disappeared, revealing the blue and gray tiles above, and the skylight could be seen faintly in the cracks of the tiles.

Standing up from the bathtub, Nan Su took a closer look, only to find that the wooden board that fell on the ground had been broken into two pieces, and the broken part was turned into powder, which was obviously in disrepair.

After the dust dispersed, he discovered that the culprit who crushed the plank was actually a nest of hibernating flower snakes!

"Oh my dear mother!"

There is an earth dragon burning in the house, and the temperature is warm. I don't know when these guys got in, and they made their home in the narrow gap!Nan Su has always been very resistant to molluscs, when he saw some of the snakes woke up, he was shocked to death!

After discovering Nan Su, the snakes began to stir up, as if he was the chief culprit who disturbed their hibernation!

"hiss~"

Two patterned snakes slowly swam over, Nan Su's scalp went numb, he sat down on the edge of the tub, and shouted: "Stop!"

He was imposing. The two snakes who had just woken up were instinctively afraid of humans. After circling twice, they stopped in place. The conical-headed snake Nobuko stretched and retracted, watching him warily.

Thinking of sleeping under the same roof with these guys every night, Nan Su felt a chill down his spine.

During the confrontation between the two sides, more snakes gradually woke up. After a long time, they seemed to have finally lost their patience, and their small eyes collectively glowed fiercely.

Nan Su was almost crying, suddenly his head twitched, and he clapped his hands and said, "Everyone has Mao Mao, why don't you have Mao Mao?"

The next moment, he ran out of the door like a girl: "Oh my god, Lu Yao, help me! Lu Yao——"

The group of snakes seemed to think that this person was a little sick, and when they felt some kind of provocation, they immediately neighed as if they were being irritated, and followed Nan Su densely.

Nan Su didn't dare to look back, and ran towards the outside with disheveled hair, only one thought in his mind, that is to find Lu Yao quickly, or a strong man who is not afraid of snakes, in short, just a person who can handle these guys! ! !

However, all the servants were taken away by Nan Su before, no matter how pitiful he was crying, no one could help him.

Fortunately, after passing through the bamboo forest, he didn't run a few steps before he saw a familiar face carrying a medicine box outside the hall.

He had never thought this person was so cute, and he didn't care if he was afraid of snakes or not, so he rushed over instinctively, grabbed his hand, and said out of breath, "Snakes... so many snakes... I take a bath... it Follow me..."

Doctor Li glanced at Nan Su's empty back from the corner of his eye, then glanced up and down at the young body, swallowed, and shook his head desperately.

Nan Su suddenly became angry: "What do you mean by not saying anything? You didn't believe me before, and you don't believe me this time?"

If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely feel extremely ashamed at this moment, but Nanda Persimmon is not an ordinary person. There are only him and Dr. Li here.

But Dr. Li's way of looking at his nose, nose, nose, and heart was really annoying. Nan Su straightened up suddenly, and tossed his wet hair to the left, revealing his left eye.

Then--

He took a deep breath and thought calmly: Don't be afraid, hold on...

I saw a group of monks and guards on the left side, while Dianchen stood tall and straight in front, opened his mouth, the ignorance on his face was definitely not fake.

Dare I ask, is there anything in this world that would be more embarrassing than seeing your own daughter-in-law running naked in public?

More than 20 pairs of eyes turned back and forth on Dianchen and Nan Su, and a common question popped up in everyone's mind: I don't know who is more ashamed of these two men at this moment?

The weather was cold, and Nan Su was already shivering from the cold. After realizing it, he covered the front of his hand for a moment, and then cursed: "What are you looking at! You don't have any?"

It was clearly so embarrassing that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, but Nanda Persimmon has always been a shameless master, his eyes turned red, and he pointed at the crowd with a broken jar, and shouted harshly: "Look at the young master again!" You dig your eyes out, look at it every day, and show me a good look! Damn it, you! It's you! If you want to see it so much, then roll over and take a closer look!"

After saying that, Nan Su angrily rushed towards a guard with wide-eyed eyes, kicked the man to kneel in front of him, grabbed the man by the hair, and was about to pull him over——

Before he did something even more outrageous, Dianchen suddenly rushed over, untied his cloak, and wrapped Nan Su's body tightly.

The man's always calm face had turned livid, he grabbed Nan Su's arm and strode towards the master bedroom.

Nan Su twisted his legs and upper body, walked forward, his upper body remained behind and shouted to the crowd: "What's wrong, can't you see that the young master is bigger than you? Take another look, the young master tore your thigh, There is still xxxx in the big span, I will even tear up your xx!"

This mouth is so dirty that alcohol can be used to disinfect it.

He was yelling, but in a blink of an eye he lightened up and was hugged by Dian Chen.

"Let me down, I haven't vented enough!" Nan Su gritted his teeth and said while struggling.

Dianchen took a look at those feet that were purple from the cold, his eyes darkened, he ignored Nan Su's protest, and walked quickly into the bamboo forest.

Nan Su scolded fiercely, but as soon as he left the place of injustice, he calmed down instead, with his eyes downcast and silent, his trembling hands tightly holding the cloak.

After remembering that the master bedroom was originally Dianchen's room, the grievance in his heart suddenly rushed out as if a dike had been broken, and punched Dianchen hard in the chest, and said with red eyes, "It's all your fault!"

Dianchen frowned, and looked at him with downcast eyes: "Speak well, what's the matter?"

The man's tone was not good, but his arms held Nan Su tightly to his chest.

Nan Su's eyes became inexplicably dry, and the next moment, he shed tears unexpectedly.

Those eyes were big and pitch-black, but when Jin Doudou rolled down, there was a glimmer of light in his pupils, and he cried while wiping his tears, "What kind of broken house do you live in?" The house? It’s all collapsed and full of snakes, can’t you fucking fix it every year?”

It's just that he choked up so badly that he was finally able to find someone to file a complaint with rather than scolding someone.

Dianchen raised his eyebrows in surprise, paused, turned around and strode in a different direction, and ordered, "Ping Shun, find some guards and go to the master bedroom to have a look."

After bringing Nan Su back to sleep on his side, Dian Chen put him on the bed and wrapped him in a quilt, went to the closet to find his own coat, and then sat down on the edge of the bed.

The warmth has already struck, but Nan Su is still hiding in the quilt and crying uncontrollably, the tip of his nose and eyelids are red, only one lip that was purple from the cold is still cursing in a low voice.

Dian Chen couldn't hear what Nan Su was cursing, the voice was too low and slight, as if ordinary breathing could cover it up.He watched silently for a moment, then suddenly stretched out his hand to pull Nan Su into his arms, and gently stroked the back of his head: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay..."

After Nan Su's upper body turned awkwardly in the man's arms a few times, she finally calmed down, resting her head on his shoulder, sobbing softly.

The side sleeper was as quiet as water, only the sound of the hourglass falling slowly. He hugged him and patted the ground lightly.

The bully prince cried for a long time before he stopped, wiped away his tears, and finally felt that he had lost his composure, and when he looked up, he met Shang Dianchen's eyes.

The snow outside the window came in through the gauze curtain, and from the bottom of his eyes, he saw his own reflection.

At this moment, he seemed to be in a daze, because the line of the man's mouth was softer than ever before. He just nodded and said, "Okay, it's all my fault."

"It's your fault!"

Inexplicably, Nan Su laughed out of tears. Unexpectedly, he laughed so suddenly that he blew out a clear bubble of snot.

"Push."

The bubble popped out.

In the blink of an eye, Nan Su's sad cries sounded in the room. At this moment, he felt that he was losing all face in his life...

Dianchen pursed his lips tightly, with a very deep look, but he couldn't help it anymore, his broad shoulders trembled, and a pair of beautiful eyes under his sword eyebrows were also shining with joy.

Seeing him laughing at himself, Nan Su cried even harder, punching him one after another, just wanting to smash this man to death!

Dianchen raised his hand to parry a few moves at will, and finally held down the pear-blossoming and rainy cub, and threw him on the bed.

"Ancestor."

Dianchen stared at him from above, with a hint of helpless warning in his smile: "In the future, I don't want to show my things to others casually."

Nan Su choked with sobs and said, "What is your thing?"

Dian Chen hugged him in his arms, lowered his head and pecked his mouth lightly: "This is mine, you are mine from head to toe, including that bare ass."

Nan Su was startled, and immediately——

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