Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

A gust of wind, mixed with the joyful first snow, passed quietly between Nan Su and the little boy.

Nan Su stood on the steps with a handsome appearance, two sword eyebrows slanted into his temples, and his eyes were as bright as stars.He was wearing a pure white cloak, and the hem of his clothes was embroidered with lifelike green bamboo pictures. The corners of his mouth were slightly upturned even when he was not smiling, making people feel like a spring breeze blowing on his face when he saw him, and he couldn't help but feel good about him.

Seeing this, the little guy raised his face with tears in his eyes, and pointed his fingers like green onions at the candied haws, as if to show this beautiful brother...

Nan Su suddenly remembered that he had no money with him, frowned slightly, and hurried back to the temple to look for Li Fat-er.

After a while, on the side of the Guanyin Temple, two men squatted on the steps, holding a handful of melon seeds from nowhere.

Fatty Li spat out the melon seeds: "tui! 100 taels, I bet he will cry within half a cup of tea!"

Nan Su snorted next to him: "This baby's parents are not around, and there is no one to coax him, so he can't keep crying? 200 taels, I bet more than half a cup of tea!"

After saying that, he turned his head and bared his teeth viciously at the little guy: "Cry for me! If you don't cry, I will crush your candied haws!"

brat:"……"

The pink and jade-carved baby stood up, raised his sleeves and wiped away his tears.He stared at someone rather sadly, shook his head, and sighed at such a young age that he felt that this person was rotten and indestructible.

Afterwards, the little guy bent down, picked up the dirty candied haws, raised his chin, and walked away with short legs...

Fatty Li was overjoyed and jumped up all of a sudden: "Give me the money!"

Nan Su knocked off his hand, and said angrily, "What's the rush, I'll give it to you later!"

After the little boy left, the snow on the top of his head gradually fell heavily, but the two of them didn't finish knocking the seeds in their hands, so they just continued squatting there and chatting, and the hair on the shoulders was piled up in a short while.

Nansu got married in August, and three months have passed so far.

A place like the capital takes on a new look every day, and the two chatted mysteriously, laughing gradually, and quickly put this little episode behind them.

While chatting, Nan Su couldn't help looking up at the sky, and said with a smile: "Fatty, I feel like a lump of dough in the world. Someone is spreading flour on top of my head. I'm so happy..."

Fatty Li looked at him contemptuously, paused for two seconds, but couldn't help asking: "Then what am I?"

Nan Su thought for a while: "You have been steamed out, it should be a meat bun that swelled to more than 300 catties."

Fatty Li raised his fist and tried to hit him, but in a blink of an eye he became sluggish, and sighed helplessly: "Young Master Nan, do you think Goddess Guanyin is really effective? If not, what should I do? My mother forced me to run and punch. One month after birth, hey! I haven’t lost a pound!”

"Don't worry, Zhu Bajie has traveled thousands of miles to learn Buddhist scriptures and still hasn't lost weight, what are you?"

As he said that, Nan Su rolled his eyes, laughed happily, and turned his head to look at Fatty Li: "By the way, brother, if the price for your weight loss success is to keep slapping me in the face and losing a catty with each slap, would you like it?" ?”

Fatty Li glanced at him: "If you fucking want me to lose a catty, I will slap you too, for free!"

The two looked at each other for a moment, and then they laughed out loud hahahahahaha...

But Nan Su felt that he was really frozen. As soon as the melon seeds were knocked off, he raised his hand and rubbed his temples and said, "Let's go, go back and bake in the stove. I seem to have a headache."

"Headache?"

Fatty Li turned pale with shock: "What's the matter, could it be that the knowledge is so profound that it's about to overflow?"

The two looked at each other for a moment, and then continued to laugh out loud hahahahahahaha...

However, the more fool Nan Er smiled, the more painful his head became. It was an extremely clear headache, and he could even feel that the pain was continuously moving downwards, and finally seemed to stop in his abdomen, as if a pair of hands were tying a bow to his intestines.

"Fatty."

As the two of them were walking, Nan Su suddenly put his hands on Li Fat'er's shoulders, beads of sweat dripped from his forehead, and said in a trembling voice, "I don't seem to have a headache, but a bad stomach..."

Fatty Li sneered in his heart, and when he was about to praise Nan Su's acting skills again, he heard a "bang" and turned his head to see that Nan Su had fallen forward in the snow, his side face was actually whiter than that of the first snow .

Li Fat'er was really shocked this time, but what made him even more shocked was that when he hurriedly helped Nan Su up, he realized that under the slender legs under the cloak, a bloodstain had already flowed down the trouser legs to the ankle.

……

This year's first snow day gave the 21-year-old son of NTU a menarche.

However, no one would think about it at all, including Zhengzhuer.

In the master bedroom, Nan Su half leaned on the raised pillow, staring at Dr. Li with blinking eyes: "I really didn't lie to you, I was really in pain just now."

Dr. Li glanced at him, put his hand back, stroked his beard and said, "The imperial concubine is in good health, her pulse condition is normal, there is no difference in inch, pulse, and breath, please forgive me for being helpless."

Frankly speaking, Dr. Li was a little annoyed.

This is the second time he has been tricked by Nan Su, and every time he talks like the sky is about to fall, come over and have a look - hey, he loses if he can't cook a pot of pig food!

Nan Su was extremely depressed, why didn't he believe him?

Just as he was talking, he felt another hot stream gushing out from his lower body, with a pressure, as if a breach had been rushed out. He hurriedly lifted the quilt and saw that the obscene pants he had just changed were red again, so shockingly red... …

At this moment, a sound of footsteps came suddenly, and the heavy curtain at the door was lifted, revealing Dianchen's delicate but always slightly pale face.

Nan Su was startled, then subconsciously covered the quilt, and leaned against the head of the bed safely.He looked back calmly, his bright eyelashes fluttered a few times like little moth wings, and then rested on his fair cheeks, in the eyes of outsiders, he had a romantic and tactful look.

Dianchen walked to the bed, looked him up and down several times, then sat down at the table, picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea naturally, and said softly: "Doctor Li, what's the reason?"

Nan Su thought in his heart: Sure enough, this person is watching me, and he can immediately know about any trouble.

Doctor Li's answer to Dianchen was exactly the same as before. Dianchen frowned lightly, and after taking a sip of tea, he finally looked at Nansu: "How do you feel now?"

Nan Su was naturally very upset when he remembered what happened last night, he immediately turned his head, and scratched the lower eyelid of his right eye with his fingers.

The meaning of this dumb language is obvious: Xiaoye is not rare to talk to you!

What an underpump.

However, his coquettish air was shattered by Dr. Li the next moment.The middle-aged man with a goatee suddenly patted his thigh and said, "I see, imperial concubine, do you have hemorrhoids?"

Nan Su: "...?"

Dazed for two seconds, he subconsciously looked at Dianchen, only to see the man pause and stare at him gently.

With just such a glance, Nan Su couldn't hold back anymore.

He was suddenly a little angry, it was actually angry why Dr. Li said such things in front of Dianchen, what the hell does that mean?But more, it was embarrassing. He opened his mouth, suddenly raised his finger to hold Dr. Li, and said angrily, "You only have hemorrhoids, your whole family has hemorrhoids! Damn it, how dare you talk nonsense Badao, the young master tore your mouth apart!"

Dr. Li didn't think so, but said worriedly: "Imperial Concubine, early detection and early treatment."

After saying that, he glanced at Dianchen with some hesitation: "Well, in order to confirm the illness, I should... want to take a look?"

Before Dian Chen could speak, Nan Su had already started to curse: "What are you looking at? What the hell are you looking at? Quack doctor! You are a fucking old quack doctor! You are so stupid, get out of here, read more Come out and eat medical books again! Crap!"

Dr. Li had long admired the reputation of the young man of Qingyuan, and now he finally saw it with his own eyes. Although he didn't dare to retort, his expression was a little unhappy after all.

Dianchen was always sensitive, so he got up calmly, sent Dr. Li out of the master bedroom, and said a few words of comfort.

Nan Su was so angry that his heart, liver, spleen and lungs were hurting, and the anger of Li Li rushed up—"哗啦", and felt another piece of warmth rolling off the bed sheet.

He clenched his fists in embarrassment and annoyance, thinking that he couldn't survive this day! ! !

Dianchen came back soon, with calm eyes, and with a "creak", he pulled the chair to the side of the bed and sat down.

He stared at Nan Su, his eyes were like deep pools, his nose was straight, his long black hair was loosely loosely tied behind his head, tied loosely with a blue ribbon, and his whole body exuded an air of independence from the world.

The man who eats vegetarian food and recites Buddha all the year round is always in a calm tone: "I heard that this disease mostly occurs in broken sleeves."

He is always like this, with thousands of meanings in one sentence.

Nan Su was startled, but when he realized it, he didn't speak up again, and said angrily, "I'm not fucking broken sleeve! What do you think? I only play with women, not men!"

After saying that, he added with red eyes: "Young Master doesn't play with men either!"

Almost cried.

Dianchen stared at him, gently rubbed his slightly blue chin with his fingertips, thought for a moment, then chuckled: "Okay, I believe you."

Nan Su was completely stunned, why did it look like he was explaining something to Dianchen in the current situation?

Dianchen seemed to be able to see through his thoughts, so he changed the subject lightly: "Then how do you feel now, can you still not stop the bleeding?"

Nan Su felt embarrassed, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "Who said that? It's all right now, the young master is fine now, so you don't need to worry about it!"

Dianchen smiled slightly, followed his meaning and said, "Okay."

Nan Su didn't expect him to agree so simply, and was inexplicably more annoyed for a moment, turned his face away, and his tone became a little bit cold: "Then get out, and also, don't come to me in the future if you have nothing to do, I saw you Bad."

"it's out of the question."

Dianchen raised his eyebrows, and those beautiful eyes covered Nan Su again, and said lightly: "Because, you are my wife."

After saying that, he got up, put the big sable fur on the chair, and then sat down on the edge of the bed.

This human relationship has always been the most unsolvable, and the heart is seduced, but it is nothing more than a passionate kiss.He knew that such a decision would disrupt his rules, but he was unable to correct this slight deviation.

One has to deliberately let oneself go private once in one's life, especially for a person like him who has lived today without tomorrow.

then--

He raised his chin and said lightly: "Don't you want to go back to the capital? As you wish, pack your luggage in a few days."