Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

Dian Chen half leaned against the head of the bed, his forehead was covered with a thin layer of cold sweat, his eyes moved slightly when he heard this, but his tone was still calm as usual: "The road was slippery last night, I accidentally fell."

Dr. Li: "...Are you sure?"

Dianchen smiled warmly: "Why, doesn't it look like it?"

Dr. Li's back was sweating: "This, this, I didn't say it was different, I mean, apart from the bruise on the jaw, there was also a scratch on the neck..."

"Hold on."

Dianchen drank the medicine with lowered eyes, but the eyes staring at the soup bowl were occasionally condensed, and occasionally loosened, which was very unpredictable.

After drinking the whole bowl of medicine, he turned his eyes back calmly, and said firmly: "It's raining, there is a cat meowing, go out to save the cat, the cat meows and scratches my paws, I'm startled I fell."

Dr. Li: "...so logical?"

Dian Chen frowned: "Why, doesn't it look like it?"

Dr. Li hesitated to remind a certain fact: "Didn't you dislike cats since you were a child?"

Dianchen: "Who said that?"

Dr. Li: "You said it yourself..."

Dian Chen: "That's it."

Then, he lay down and simply closed his eyes: "I forgot."

Doctor Li: "..."

After all, he didn't dare to go any further, so Dr. Li only told Ping Shun some precautions, then carried the medicine box and walked out with a sigh.

But as soon as he reached the pond, he stopped suddenly, looked around the two bedrooms, narrowed his eyes and began to stroke his beard.

Squeezing and stroking, he snorted, with a mysterious smile on his face, swung the medicine box on his back, turned his head and left.

……

Hongfu Temple just fell silent.

After half a month without Nan Su's troubles, everything seemed to have returned to the original order. Many monks thought that he had suddenly changed his temperament, and they secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Of course, it is impossible to change gender, it's just that the bully is temporarily tied down by other things.

The weather had turned cold. After Nan Su drowsily bathed, he covered himself with the thick quilt he had just changed. After a pause, he suddenly turned over, his back slightly raised, and his hands cupped his flushed cheeks.

"Well."

The rhythm of the heartbeat was disrupted again.

But he stubbornly felt that it was definitely not because of Dianchen, but just because it was his first kiss. In the final analysis, the first kiss should be more worthy of attention than the first kiss partner...

But, why did it happen to be Dianchen...

After suddenly realizing that his emotions had been influenced by this shitty incident for so long, Nan Su felt that he couldn't go on like this any longer. If the matter wasn't resolved, he wouldn't be able to think about other things at all—

So, at the very least, you should know what Dian Chen is thinking, right?

He got up and put on his clothes, thought for a long time, and finally shyly walked to Dianchen's bedroom.

After inserting a note from the bottom seam, the bully Shizi knocked on the door politely, and immediately Sa Yazi ran into the bamboo forest, waiting to peek at Dianchen's reaction—he didn't have the courage to face him.

But after waiting for a while, the door was still tightly closed.

"..."

Nan Su was a little discouraged, and with some inexplicable emotions, he even regretted it for a while.

Villain No. [-] jumped out of his head: "Young Master Nan, I'm a little impulsive, I'm really a little impulsive."

Villain number two has always been simple and rude: "Go over and take the note back!"

Nan Su said hollowly: "...I dare not go."

No. [-] villain hated iron and steel and said: "The palace dog sleeps very lightly, and no one opens the door right now. Either he passed out after taking medicine, or he just stayed at Master Zhizhi's place. No matter what the situation is, there will be no delay." !"

Villain No. [-]: "Yes, let's go!"

The early Shuofeng was like a frozen old devil, sweeping around frantically, when Nansu sneaked out of the door again, he rubbed his cold hands nervously, and then gently pressed on the room. Door.

"Crench!"

The door was suddenly pushed open, and he was slapped head-on, his neck was thrown back, he staggered two steps, and then he slammed forward, losing his strength——

But it is also good to be able to throw yourself into a broad embrace.

But it wasn't. He knelt down in front of the man with a "boom" on his knees, and made a big salute. This etiquette was so familiar that it was almost engraved in his heart. He was so frightened that he even subconsciously shouted: "Happy Chinese New Year!"

Dian Chen: "?"

Nan Su suddenly raised his face: "..."

Immediately afterwards, he hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, I made a mistake. It's not that the sixth prince has a happy New Year. I mean, good evening, grandpa!"

Dian Chen: "???"

Originally, Dianchen wanted to help Nan Su get up, but the atmosphere was overwhelmed here, he could only retract his arms, and cooperated with this strange cub in shock.

After digging around, he didn't have any money, so he took the wrench in his hand and put it in the open palm, bent slightly, and replied, "Good evening."

No one moved first, the two of them were like sculptures standing in the wind.

After a while, two nosebleeds suddenly flowed from the nose of the kneeling one. Although he was late, the amount of blood was considerable, but he didn't seem to feel it. He just knelt on the ground and looked up at Dianchen. Eyes blink.

Dian Chen: "..."

Dian Chen: "Are you sure you don't need to stop the bleeding?"

Someone remains motionless.

What exactly does it mean?

Dianchen frowned, thought for a moment, put the wrench on him personally, and lowered his voice more seriously: "Good evening, grandson?"

grandson?

Sometimes people's mood changes come so quickly.

Suddenly hearing this address, Nan Su, who was blind-eyed just now, jumped up "Huo", wiped his nosebleed to his ear with his sleeve, and cursed: "Dianchen, you bastard, how dare you take advantage of me?" !?"

Not the sixth prince, but Dianchen.

This was the first time he called his name, but he was followed by an old bastard.

Dianchen's eyes flickered slightly, and he asked lightly: "I don't know what the prince is referring to, what is cheap?"

"..."

Nan Su froze for a moment, then put one hand on his waist, and pointed at Dian Chen's nose angrily with the other hand: "Of course it's all cheap! You pretended to be my grandfather just now, how did this matter end? Also, you defiled my young master that night. Mouth, how should this matter be settled?"

tarnish?

Dian Chen was inexplicably amused, looked down at the jade wrench in Nan Su's hand, and said in a warm voice: "Isn't this already giving you the lucky money? As for the latter matter, how can we settle it?"

Nan Su: "?"

While thinking, Dianchen suddenly took a step forward, which made Nan Su withdraw his hand suddenly.

The man smiled and took another step closer.

"Just kiss me. If the son feels disadvantaged, I will let you kiss me back? Besides, you and I are husband and wife. What's wrong with kissing you? What's even more ridiculous is, which husband in the world kisses his wife who is being married by Ming Media? Do you need to use the word closure?"

At the end of the three consecutive questions, Nan Su's red slot was already half empty. He stared blankly at the man's normal expression, and suddenly thought: What the hell is this guy saying?

but……

No no no, that's not the case!

Nan Su raised his chest fiercely: "You and I are not real husband and wife, why should I let you kiss for no reason?"