Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

Nan Su put away the longbow in a "swish" manner, and asked doubtfully, "Uncle Guo won't agree to your marriage?"

"How can I agree?"

The corners of Qin Shize's mouth were pursed with a hint of arrogance, and he loosened his two fingers, and a sharp arrow shot out immediately, nailing firmly to the center of the target.

The guard ran over to have a look, and quickly raised a small flag and waved it from a distance: Ten rings~

"Good at archery." Nan Su raised his eyebrows and threw the bow and arrow to the boy. As soon as he sat down in the chair, the maid at the hunting ground quickly offered him a cup of snow mountain tea.

He blew on the tea leaves: "You have wandered around for many years and suddenly changed your mind. Uncle Guo should be happy, so why stop him?"

Qin Shize raised another arrow and continued to aim at the bullseye: "The widow I want to marry has two children."

"puff--"

Nan Su took a sip of hot tea, and immediately gave a thumbs up: "Buy one, get two free, if you're a woman, I'll give you Qin Shize."

Qin Shize said coldly: "How can you be better if you laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps?"

As soon as the words fell, he hit the tenth ring immediately.

No matter how many times you ejaculate, the result is the same, Qin Shize loses interest, and then sits down in the chair: "You are smart, give me a trick."

Nan Su caught his slightly lonely voice, and couldn't help but get closer in surprise: "You really want to marry a widow? With two children, no kidding."

"What happened with two children?"

The breeze blew over Qin Shize's brocade robe, which was light and fluttering, just like his tone: "The food she cooks tastes very similar to my mother..."

It seems that this brother is genuinely moved?

Nan Su suddenly leaned forward, resting one elbow on his slender thigh: "Then I will give you a trick, so that you can marry that woman as you wish, what do you say?"

Qin Shize slowly raised his eyes to look at him: "Then I will book Nuanxiang Pavilion for you, and I will pay for all expenses until you get married."

"it is good!"

As soon as Nan Su's folding fan was unfolded, his glossy black hair was blown away by the airflow: "It couldn't be easier, but before you bring that woman home, why don't you bring a man home first?" He moved closer , lowered his voice and said: "At that time, what are two children? Even if there are twenty, the uncle will have to accept them with tears in his eyes! If this does not work out, I will cut off your head!"

Qin Shize narrowed his eyes slightly, as if weighing.

Seeing that the sky was almost getting dark, Nan Su chuckled lightly, got up and said, "Then take my leave and wait for your good news."

Qin Shize asked, "Where are you going?"

"Where else can I go, Nuanxiang Pavilion?"

"Dogs can't change eating shit." Qin Shize gave him a sidelong glance, paused, got up and summoned the servant: "...Wait for me to change clothes, let's go together."

Nan Su turned to look at his back: "A dog can't change eating shit."

Nan Su is the son of Qingyuan, and Qin Shize is the nephew of the empress of the current dynasty. With such noble status, they naturally grew up peeing with a golden spoon in their mouths, and they can play with anything they want.

Nan Su is incompetent, he has a good skin, but he is lazy and cheap, and he is unrestrained. In his words: It is not a human thing to be an official in the court. In my life, I will play until I am exhausted That's the end.

But Qin Shize is different, he is the most outstanding among the younger generation, not only has both civil and military skills, but also is favored by the emperor, he was named a general early on.

And to say why these two people can get together, apart from the relationship between their parents, it all depends on a common hobby: ordinary people call this, looking for flowers and asking willows, but Nan Da Shizi is not a common man, he prefers to call it-Feng Ya Xian interest.

Of course, elegant leisure is also very energy-consuming.

Nan Su returned to Shizi's mansion late at night and fell asleep until the next morning when he was woken up by his bodyguard Lu Yao: "My son, General Xiao Qin is here."

Yo, good news came so fast?

In the luxurious living room, just as Nan Su sat down with a smile, he saw Qin Shize staring blankly ahead, and said in despair, "My father agrees with me marrying a man."

Nan Su's smile froze: "?"

There was a moment of silence in the air, and then Nan Su got up, and walked towards the backyard with a calm expression: "...I'm paying respects."

However, when he had just packed a small package and was about to escape from the capital to avoid the limelight, Lu Yao suddenly said again: "Your Majesty, General Xiao Qin has barged in."

"You stop him, I'll take a step first!" Nan Su hurriedly threw the burden on his back, but before he could take a step, Qin Shize stepped into his bedroom in a blink of an eye, his face pale, and a group of submissive servants were kneeling outside.

"Nan Shizi, where are you going?"

"Aha~" Nan Su kicked the burden under the bed, took out the green bamboo folding fan from his waist, and fanned it loudly: "It's hot, I'm going to change clothes to go to Nuanxiang Pavilion, huh? What do you do?" coming?"

Going to the kiln early in the morning?Hehe, Qin Shize pushed his mandible a few times.

But the strange thing is that he didn't beat Nan Su, instead, after a while, he suddenly lowered his head and said incoherently, "You also know that apart from you, I have no one else I can trust."

Nan Su frowned, covered his mouth with a folding fan: "So?"

"My father knows my character. I live among the flowers all the year round, and the fallen leaves don't touch me. I think you know how wise he is."

"so?"

"If I bring back a man casually, he will not believe it. This matter is so important that ordinary people may not even save their lives, but is there any noble person who is willing to play this scene with me? I thought about it , can come home with me and can make my father believe-"

Nan Su suddenly panicked: "Tell the key points!"

Qin Shize's tone became urgent and fast in an instant: "I told my father that the person I want to marry is you, and he agreed."

Nan Su: "..."

Qin Shize: "...Surprised or not?"

Nan Su stared at the man in front of him, and after a while, he calmly rolled up his sleeves, showing casserole-sized fists...

Lu Yao closed the door of the bedroom and guarded under the corridor as usual, but the sound of scolding and things being smashed today is obviously much more intense than before——

"Bastard! You cheated on me!"

"Who is cheating whom? I was so fooled by lard that I wanted to ask you for such a bad idea!"

"Then come, Qin Gou, let's fight to the death!"

"That's exactly what I mean, I'll beat you to death!"

"Kill you bastard!"

"The decree arrives—"

Suddenly a high-pitched voice sounded, and when Nan Su and Qin Shize looked out the door together, they still held each other's collar.

......

In the resplendent Huaiwu Hall, the emperor looked at the two young men kneeling in front of the case, and sighed helplessly: "How decent is it?"

Qin Shize knelt on the right, his drooping handsome face was covered with bruises and scratches, and he said nothing.

"Emperor~"

Nan Su felt that the nosebleed was about to come down again, so he quickly raised his head and sucked it, and then he elongated his tone sadly: "How can I marry Qin Shize, I beg the emperor to take it back~~"

The emperor supported the jade case, and leaned forward slightly: "Su'er, the folk customs of my Dayan are open, and it is not a bad idea for men to marry. I also watched you two grow up, and I will always make decisions for you. Since you both ask for this matter When you are in front of the uncle, why are you shy at this moment? Good man, you should be more frank."

My God, Nan Su almost burst into tears: "This is a misunderstanding, Your Majesty, you see, he beat me to death, how can he prove that he wants to marry me? The relationship between me and him is really clean , It’s not what Uncle Guo said at all!”

The emperor: "Oh? But don't you two dare to break up with the king only when the mountains and the sky are in harmony? Uncle Guo said that the two of you have already married, and there is no room for change in this matter."

Nan Su got a little excited, and finally two nosebleeds spewed out. He quickly pulled out a piece of his shirt and stuffed it into his nose, then wept and knelt and walked over: "Your Majesty, that's really not the case! Listen to me, it's Qin Shize Pull me into the water, he wants to marry a widow—”

"I have known Nan Shizi for ten years, and we have a deep relationship. Now that the emperor has granted me my blessing, I thank you Long En!"

Suddenly, Qin Shize forcefully cut off Nan Su's words.

Nan Su was stunned for a moment, and turned his head suddenly to look, only to see Qin Shize kneeling there upright, expressionless, stern at the corners of his brows and eyes.

"What's the matter with you two?"

The emperor's eyes narrowed slightly. Those who are familiar with him know that this is a sign of Longyan's anger: "One said that he was innocent, and the other said that he had a deep affection. If you are me, are you playing tricks?"

Nan Su felt like a blow to the head, and immediately knelt down on the ground, stabbed Qin Shize's knee with his elbow, and said urgently in a low voice, "Qin dog... say it..."

After a moment of silence, Qin Shize raised his chin slightly, and said sonorously, "I wish to marry Prince Nan, thank you Lord for your kindness!"

What a bastard! ?

As soon as Qin Shize's words fell, Nan Su suddenly felt five thunderbolts on his head, and his body suddenly fell back...

But it just so happened that his nosebleed couldn't be stopped just now, and a servant had sent for the imperial physician early on. He just passed out on the front foot, and the imperial physician arrived on the back foot.

The emperor ordered people to carry Nan Su to the back of the palace for diagnosis and treatment. After the old doctor fiddled with him, he murmured, "Your Majesty is fine, it's just that I'm overjoyed, I'm too excited..."

Excited for you!

Nan Su was half dazed at first, but when he suddenly heard this sentence, he suddenly woke up excitedly, raised his hand to curse someone, but was suddenly embraced by a broad embrace.

He was startled, looked up, Qin Shize looked at him tenderly, and said in a tone of worry that he had never heard before: "A Su, you are awake, but you are so worried for me, if you have something good or bad, how can I live. "

"yue~"

Nan Su vomited, really vomited.

Nan Su hadn't eaten since he got up today, and now that he was so disgusted, he immediately vomited gall water all over Qin Shize.

Qin Shize frowned, suppressed his discomfort, and patted him on the back thoughtfully.

Nan Su vomited so hard that he couldn't even care about that hand. It took him a while to recover, and he fell into Qin Shize's arms panting heavily.

The imperial physician looked at it in amazement, suddenly frowned, and blurted out: "Is your son pregnant?"

How the hell did this get into the Tai Hospital! ! !

Nan Su breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly countless swear words formed in his mind, but he couldn't say anything, because...

Qin Shize had already blocked his mouth with a brocade handkerchief.

【Speak】

Qin Gou didn't attack, he took down Zhang and played.