Panda goes down the mountain

Brother Wang, an evil vixen

"How dare you say such a thing!" Fu Xiao just opened his mouth, but was elbowed by Lin Jue who was beside him, and immediately closed his mouth.

"No, it's not..." He racked his brains: "I mean, how is it possible? Of course it's with a rope gun, you've seen it!"

"In short, how can we fall in love with different species?!"

Won-joo gave him a silent look and turned his computer screen towards them.

He clicked on a program on the intranet, and the surveillance on the mountain last night began to play on the screen, and the faces of the two people were clearly photographed.

Two teenagers: "..."

Yuanzhou: "The new system just launched in the reserve, automatic face recognition."

Fu Xiao: "..." He saw the Yuanshan Group's logo in the lower right corner of the face recognition frame, why don't you cheat my family like this!

The scene captured by the infrared camera at night is somewhat distorted, but Fu Xiao can still see clearly that Fu Xiao is covering the back of his head with his camouflage jacket, shaking his hair, moving his head forward little by little, with his arms outstretched, and circling in circles in the direction of the forest.

Lin Jue, who was at the side, turned on the phone, and there was a strange rhythm coming out of it, like a "cha-chacha" bird call, drifting along the wind in the forest, and because everything was quiet in the middle of the night, it was extraordinarily loud.

Their bodies showed a fluorescent pink color under the infrared camera. At first glance, they seemed to be performing some mysterious religious ceremony.

The secrets had been stripped away, and Fu Xiao said weakly: "Believe it or not, this is the method I read to attract prey—from the results, it is quite useful."

Yuanzhou: "..."

He looked at the bright red T-shirt Yan Fuxiao was wearing under his camouflage jacket, and felt some inexplicable sympathy.

What kind of books do the current sects teach young disciples?Teach bad teens!Misunderstanding my son!

Yuanzhou searched for some information on the computer, turned the screen around, "Look."

"The courtship ceremony of the golden pheasant - the courtship of the golden pheasant generally occurs at the turn of spring and summer. When the male bird courts the female bird, he will closely follow the female bird's trail, and stretch his neck while circling around the female bird. The fluffy body feathers cover the head, showing the female a healthy body and colorful plumage.

During this period, the male bird will continue to make the sound of "cha-chacha", and express his love to the female bird with his eyes, expressing his desire to build a nest together. "

Afraid of implying that they still don't understand, Yuanzhou said: "By the way, have you ever seen a male golden pheasant? Male golden pheasants look different from females. They have golden combs, red bellies, Colorful back hair, bright tail feathers."

"Just like you."

Fu Xiao: "..."

He stared at the photo of the golden pheasant on the computer and compared it with himself.

Judging by the look on his face, he seemed to be dead.

……

After hearing what happened to his nephew, Gu Qingqu nodded.

He crossed his fingers and pondered with a noble face: "You have been studying in the Special Affairs Office for more than half a year, and now you have to be reminded by a forest ranger who is similar to your age to realize your mistakes... More than I expected."

"This Yuanzhou, the former forest ranger, reminded me of one thing - it's too hasty to send you to the Special Affairs Office for an internship so early."

"I should send you to "Transformer" first."

Fu Xiao secretly checked "Metamorphosis" on his mobile phone - a public welfare transformation program that sends urban young masters who are not working hard and can't distinguish between grains and grains to impoverished mountainous areas to get close to nature and experience life.

Note: The transformation process includes going up the mountain to cut firewood, going down to the ground to plant seedlings, raising pigs and chickens, and composting with a manure fork.

Fu Xiao: "No!"

"Uncle, I won't be in "Transformer"! I was wrong, you can ask me to do anything!"

"Me too." Lin Jue looked at the phone screen shared by Fu Xiao, his face turned blue.

Gu Qingqu pretended not to see their small movements: "Really?"

The two of them nodded like chicks pecking at rice.

Gu Qingqu didn't intend to drive them out of the Special Affairs Office at first - Fu Xiao and Lin Jue's ability to catch the A-rated pheasant monster already showed their talents.But if this boy's detached temperament is not changed, he will suffer a big loss sooner or later.

Gu Qingqu calmly said: "That document is an exam question for external recruitment by the Demon Management Committee last week. The answer you saw came from a zoologist from the Chinese Academy of Sciences. The other party has never been in contact with the practice world, and the plan proposed is not practical. sex.

But the idea is very novel, so I am going to take it to the Special Affairs Office for the reference of the operation team-who knows that you two little guys will peek at it, and you will follow it strictly. "

Although he didn't bring up the stupidity of the teenagers dancing courtship dances to pheasants, the two still hung their heads, feeling ashamed of being publicly executed in front of their parents for their black history.

Oh yes, apart from my brother-in-law/senior brother, Wonju is the target of public execution, double the critical strike, double the happiness.

Gu Qingqu: "For monsters, animal habits don't dictate their behavior, they can only affect them. This is the content of the monster analysis class - you dare to catch them without even understanding the principle of the action plan. To catch extremely dangerous targets, do you really think you won’t be eaten, or is it the courage that the rune guns gave you?”

The teenagers lowered their heads even lower, and at the same time secretly glanced at the rune gun on the table from the corner of their eyes, for fear that it would be confiscated by their parents just after it escaped Director Lin's clutches.

Gu Qingqu fiddled with the body of the gun with his slender fingers, put it into the suitcase under the eager eyes of the teenagers, and locked it.

"Is this designed by you yourself?" He praised lightly: "The modification is good, and I will hand it over to the technical department for disassembly."

Before the two teenagers were flattered by these words, and their eyes were wet like puppies, Gu Qingqu announced the final punishment for them.

"As for the two of you, you have to retake all the cultural courses, and write a [-]-word analysis report on this operation. When will you pass the make-up exam, and when will the rune guns be returned to you."

"No!"

"Brother, please! Don't!"

Seeing that his nephew and junior were forced to break up with the lover of his dreams, Gu Qingqu paused, and said in a slow tone: "It's only 80 points, just read a little, it's easy to pass."

Fu Xiao and Lin Jue: "..."

listen!What a beautiful person!What a cruel heart!

I hate Xueba! !

……

"One pearl is ten thousand, and ten thousand pearls is one hundred million. One scorpion fish produces two pearls a day. I need to raise 5000 scorpions to redeem Qingling."

Yuanzhou mentally calculated this equation, and always felt that something was wrong, it seemed too easy - if only there could be a master student to help him analyze it!

"If there is such a top student, I am willing to pay him one pearl a day, no, two pearls!"

Yuanzhou shook his hands and walked into the mountains. The complicated mountain road was like walking on flat ground. He quickly completed today's patrol mission, and his mind began to drift to other places.

"I don't know if Brother Wang has met his girlfriend. Whether his girlfriend is satisfied with his meat quality..."

Thinking of the Zhu Yucao that he put in Wang Yuan's colorful bracelet as a condiment, Yuanzhou thought: With this, my girlfriend should be able to eat two less mouthfuls of Brother Wang.

After all, Zhu Yu Cao is not hungry, he will be full in one bite!

Thinking of this, Yuanzhou decided to go to see the excitement - he left a trace of monster power on Wang Yuan, and could monitor his position at any time.

Yuanzhou mobilized the demon power——"Hmm."

It never occurred to me that apart from the mark left by "girlfriend" and the smell of yesterday's pheasant monster, Wang Yuan's body was full of spring hormones.

——In short, a little coquettish.

Yuanzhou: "..."

Could it be that it's popular among monsters to find someone with a beer belly and a bit of an imaginary Mediterranean?

Brother Wang, what a sinful man.

When I arrived at Wang Yu'an's place after trekking across mountains and rivers in Yuanzhou, and saw the two banshees fighting for him, I became more certain about it.