Panda goes down the mountain

Pick Foot Minnow

Travel for two!

Sunlight!beach!Swimming pants!Delicious seafood!

That's what Wonju thought before he boarded his private jet.

Hearing that he was going to leave, the leaders of Qingshan City and the director of the Special Affairs Office of Qingshan City came to see off the plane. Several people asked bitterly: "After you leave, there will be no problems with the monsters in this entire industrial park, right?" ?”

Yuanzhou: "Don't worry!"

The joke, the mountain gods have already returned to their positions, what else is there to be afraid of?Which monster dares to make trouble, put it underground on the spot as a warning sign, Sun Monkey was suppressed for 500 years, so it will be 600 years!

After hearing this answer, the leaders did not relax their expressions. They asked: "Then the products in the canteen will not be out of stock?"

Today, the original Rolling Shop’s products are top-notch luxury products that are hard to come by. Last month, they were presented as national gifts to leaders of friendly countries and received unanimous praise.

It is no exaggeration to say that the line waiting for the delivery of "Super Delicious Bird Legs" is hundreds of times longer than the line at the airport to buy cheap Moutai.

As for the group of leaders who are sending off the plane right now, who hasn't queued up online to make an appointment?

Regarding their own interests, everyone persuaded: "Director Panda, the most important thing in business is word of mouth, and we must not give up halfway." What a pity to be overshadowed by products from other countries?" "Yes, don't take it seriously, I heard that the Vampire Council of the Principality of Vajiria next door has started selling pirated bat legs!"

Yuanzhou was persuaded three times and twice by them, and for some reason, he became hot-headed, and promised to bring acid and fat leftovers, and take fresh legs every day.

With the two of them, the courier is naturally indispensable. Xiaogui No. 001 defeated the other 499 peers and successfully joined the team by relying on the gold medal resume that had been an intern at the Secretary Office of the Gu Group.

Then there is the nine-tailed fox, he dragged his nine tails, Shi Shi ran onto the plane, his silver fur against the sunlight, extremely noble and gorgeous.

"Is this the means of transportation for modern humans? It's very interesting... Hey, the door is a bit narrow, and the tail can't get in. Can I remove the door?"

After getting a negative answer, Nine-Tailed Fox regretfully turned into a human form, wearing a white high-tailored suit - according to a fashion magazine.

The leaders under the plane tiptoed to look at his back with more regret—hey, the nine-tailed fox!Who wouldn't want to see what an earth-shattering beauty he is?

Suck.

And then there is Maoyou, "How can Panda Sang and Dad Sang not bring their lovely daughter Jiang on their honeymoon? I can help you pass the love letter!"

"Uh..." What? !

In order to prevent the already widened eyeballs of the airport leaders from falling out of their sockets, the cat successfully joined the team again.

After she boarded the plane, she dragged out a big sea spider with her tail: "Come on, Maverick, roast a spider leg that tastes like beef!"

"Give me one too." Nine-Tailed Fox pushed the sunglasses and stretched out a hand gracefully.

Niu Gui successfully squeezed into the last train by relying on his self-improvement level that is superior to the entire industrial park.

"Stop!" Yuanzhou finally felt vigilant at this time, he turned back into a panda with his hands on his hips, and blocked the boarding ramp with his chubby body.Realizing that his size was still a bit off, Yuanzhou took a deep breath and blew out his hair: "Whoever squeezes in again, I will punish him for copying the sour and cursing notebook! A hundred times!"

This punishment was too mentally polluting. Fu Xiao, who had already squeezed close to the panda's belly, had to stop and said regretfully, "Uncle, do you really have the heart to leave your lovely nephew behind? Speaking of which, I'm still you and Yuanzhou." Where is the introducer!"

Gu Qingqu looked at him coldly, and thought: What Yuanzhou?Call little aunt.

Because the unlucky nephew couldn't speak too much, he waved his hand, Xing Xian tied Fu Xiao tightly, and threw him under the plane.

"Little-uncle-"

Those who hear it are sad, and those who watch it cry.

The uncle said, "Aren't you weaned yet? During my vacation, you and Lin Jue can go to the Demon Management Committee for an internship."

By the way, stare at Bai Jinglin and tell him not to do anything irreversible.

To be honest, there are really a few semi-retired or already retired old comrades in the leadership team of Qingshan City who want to take this opportunity to get on this plane, not to mention it, mainly to gain some immortality.After all, as people get older, their bodies are always a little bumpy. Although the Panda Immortal is not a Tang monk, he can prolong his life by taking a sip, but what if?Besides, if you can't attract pandas, it's good to collect some panda fur to weave a talisman.

Seeing Gu Qingqu standing next to the panda with a tall body and a serious face, like a "bear protector", the leaders regretfully dismissed the idea - he didn't even bring his relatives and nephews on the plane, let alone them outsider?Besides, Gu Qingqu and the others couldn't afford it.

The mayor of Qingshan City delivered a brief farewell speech on behalf of his colleagues. After speaking, Yuanzhou shook hands with him, turned his head happily, and rushed to the cabin.

Sunlight!the sea!beach!Delicious seafood!he came! !

"Director Panda, wait." The mayor had no choice but to stop him, and stuffed a red-headed document.

"What is this?"

The mayor coughed lightly: "It's like this. Due to the hot weather and insufficient facilities, many coastal cities near the East China Sea have not obtained permission to lease giant pandas."

"so what?"

"I heard that Director Panda is going to the East China Sea for vacation. The residents of these cities jointly signed a letter, hoping that you can change into your original form and let them visit."

Yuanzhou: "..."

Afraid of his misunderstanding, the mayor quickly said, "You don't need to go to the zoo, you can just go to the street, the beach, the tavern, wherever you want, and they don't interfere with your actions. As compensation, all your consumption in Donghai will be paid by the local authorities." The city pays - including fellow members!"

In other words, eat and drink whatever you want, no!pay!money!

Yuanzhou thought for a while and wanted to refuse, but he glanced at Gu Qingqu and agreed.

It's a bit difficult to support Gu Qingqu with assets, but he can support Gu Qingqu with his face!Perfect!

……

Yuanzhou thought very well, but when the plane arrived, he regretted it.

No one told him how much enthusiasm humans can pay to watch pandas.

In the weather of July, when he got off the plane, he was surrounded by the crowd all the way, frantically following and taking pictures, and the flashing lights continued. The security guards at the airport were startled, thinking that some international superstar had come suddenly.

Finally, I left the airport through the VIP passage. There were more crowds on the street. Wherever I went, there was a lot of attention. The temperature in the eyes was higher than the temperature in summer, and the bear was almost roasted!

Sunshine of dreams!beach!Swimming pants!It has become a crowd of people, a crowd of people, a sea of ​​people, people coming and going, crowds of people, crowds of people, crowds of people, crowds of people, empty alleys.

Yuanzhou turned his head and said loudly, "Don't follow me anymore!"

Onlookers: "Wow! The panda has spoken!"

Yuanzhou gritted his teeth, and simply threw Gu Qingqu on his back, fled over the eaves and walls, and fled quickly.

The crowd was even more excited: "Look! Kung Fu Panda!"

Yuanzhou had nothing to do, so he used his spiritual power to conjure four auspicious clouds under his claws, soaring into the sky.

The crowd raised their heads and held their faces in both hands: "Mom! Bear, cat, zai, sky, up, fly!"

Yuanzhou almost stumbled and fell, "..."

It was he who underestimated the enthusiasm of the people in the seaside areas who have not rented pandas all year round.

Yuanzhou walked all the way, and finally understood where the power of faith came from after his identity was exposed.

The nine-tailed fox waved its tail and flew beside him, its long and narrow fox eyes narrowed slightly, a little uncomfortable with the social environment where he was not as popular as the iron-eating beast, he asked the little ghost on his tail: "Hey, little thing , Why don’t you say so many people screaming at me down here?”

The little ghost said decisively: "The nationality is low!"

"Then how to improve?"

"Debut, become a star!"

"Oh?" Nine-Tailed Fox was just asking casually, but he didn't expect that this little thing that would have been eaten raw thousands of years ago would have the guts to answer. He said: "Tell me, you can't tell One, two, three, I will reluctantly eat you."

The little ghost is an intern at the Yuanshan Group. He has never seen any difficult clients. He stretched out three fingers: "First, it's a pity that Nine-Tailed Fox has a good image and doesn't become a celebrity, and pornography, gambling and drugs are not allowed in modern society. With your conditions, you can't find other more suitable jobs for a while, so you can't just eat and drink in the industrial park all the time?"

Nine-Tailed Fox became interested.

"Second, the most popular star has more than one billion fans online. Once you enter the industry, you will definitely be no worse than him. Think about the power of faith provided by those fans..."

"What about the third?"

"Third, you still have the support of the entire original Gun Gun small shop. Our monthly visits to the small shop exceed one billion. As long as you agree to be a spokesperson for free, I can persuade the boss to post your photo on the homepage, shoulder to shoulder with the panda!"

Nine-Tailed Fox: "..."

Sounds... so good?

Although I have never been a star before, but the power of faith is not in vain!

Thinking about that 5000 years ago, his Nine-Tailed Fox and Iron-eating Beast were big monsters at about the same level, and his strength was even half stronger than Yuanzhou.

But 5000 years later, because the iron-eating beast has human worship, but he doesn't, if he didn't have Kobayashi-kun to make a helmet a few days ago, he would have been hanged and beaten by Yuanzhou!

Nine-tailed fox turned shame into motivation, gritted his teeth and said, "It's done!"

He rolled the little ghost with his tail, and flew to the other side: "Goodbye, I'm going to start a business, and I will borrow your little brother as an agent!"

Gu Qingqu heard their conversation, sat on Yuanzhou's shoulder steadily, took out his mobile phone and checked: "There is a crew of "Fengshen Yanyi" in Binhai City who is auditioning, I will invest 500 million, let them give you a chance .”

As for whether Nine-Tailed Fox would like to play Daji, and whether the crew wanted a male Daji... these are the difficulties he must overcome on his way to becoming a star.

Gu Qingqu thought: I can only help you here.

After finally kicking away the two light bulbs, one person and one bear breathed a sigh of relief. Yuanzhou looked down, even though he had already flown to an altitude of a thousand meters.

But maybe it's because the seaside city is cloudless, or maybe it's because the news of the panda's arrival has already spread, people still point to him and shout from time to time: "Look! Is that one flying in the sky a panda? I've never seen such a fat one." bird!"

Hmph, have you eaten your rice?

Yuanzhou promised to appear in his original form, but he didn't want to be squeezed into a panda biscuit, so he had to put down his vacation plans depressedly and deal with work matters first.

He landed on the tarmac of the Qiongzhou Branch of the Special Affairs Office, "Which case is this investigation from?"

Gu Qingqu called Yuanzhou a bucket of fruit to comfort him, went to check the case by himself, and said while reading: "A new type of drug has appeared in Qiongzhou."

"poison?"

"That's right." Otherwise, Gu Qingqu wouldn't have thought of the words "following the heart of prostitutes" when he saw Master Bai yesterday.

After reading the case file, he called the investigators to understand the situation.

"According to the clues we got, it's a silver-white powder that reflects pearly luster under the sun, and smells a faint smell of the sea."

"The powder was first sold near the school, especially for children who failed the exam. After these students got home, they secretly put it in the food. It is said that the taste of the food became extremely delicious, and the family who took the powder They forgot all the unhappiness in an instant, and their minds were filled with joy. They sang and danced, and laughed loudly until dawn. The next day, the parents who saw the home surveillance were frightened and stupid, thinking that they had eaten poisonous mushrooms."

"Since last month, we have been receiving reports from concerned parents one after another - but because of the "haha powder", which is this new type of drug.

Basically, it is sold by word of mouth among students, so it is difficult for us to find out the source of drug sales.During the period, we also sent plainclothes to search and monitor all suspicious places near the school, but nothing was found. Even during the plainclothes search, this haha ​​fan continued to spread in the school. "

"During the investigation of the case, we seized several small bags of haha ​​powder, and asked colleagues from the physical evidence department to identify them. The results of the identification showed that these powders were composed of common elements such as calcium, magnesium, and phosphorus. It is not so much a drug as a biological substance. It was our director who personally took it to the Special Affairs Office to inquire, only to find out that there is a faint evil spirit in these powders, so the case was transferred to the Qiongzhou Special Affairs Office branch."

"After so much tossing and turning, only half a bag of the seized samples is left, and after a long time, perhaps the evil spirit has dissipated, and the previous effect is no longer there. If the leaders want to see it, I will go get it for you .”

Gu Qingqu nodded, and was about to say that you have worked hard, but Yuanzhou said: "Wait a minute."

"I seem to have the haha ​​fan you mentioned." He dug through the thick fur, took out a small plastic bag, and asked, "Is it this one?"

The powder in the plastic bag reflected pearl-like light under the incandescent lamp. When the bag was torn open, a faint smell of seawater filled the room.

is fresh!And a lot!

"Uh..." Two anti-narcotics policemen from the Qiongzhou City Police Sub-bureau subconsciously pressed the holsters on their waists, showing vigilance.

Pandas have only been in Qiongzhou for half a day, how could this happen, could it be that...

The legend of "black-dressed and white drug dealers lurking inside the public security" could not help appearing in their minds.

It's reasonable, didn't you see that the hair on the big brother's body is black and white?

Yuan Zhou knew that they were thinking wrong at a glance. He slapped the table and said, "This was given to me by the crowd who admired me just now! What are you thinking?!"

The anti-narcotics police will not let go of their professional vigilance even in the face of national treasures. They enter the interrogation mode: "You said that someone else stuffed it for you, and someone else stuffed it for you? What evidence do you have?"

Yuanzhou glanced at them silently, held his face and said, "Look, do you see clearly? If I want to make money, I still need to work hard under the scorching sun to sell drugs?"

Makes sense.No, it makes sense.

Why rely on labor when you can earn money by face?

The anti-narcotics policeman let go of the gun and smiled awkwardly: "Sorry, professional habits. Do you know what this is?"

They originally wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but Yuanzhou twisted it, sniffed it under his nose, lit it on fire, and finally said unexpectedly: "I know?"

you know? !

Everyone raised their vigilance again, and their mood was very broken: If you know it, you know it, why are your movements so skillful?

Yuanzhou: "This is minnow meat. Mountain nerves used to use this to stew bamboo shoots for me in the past, but the quality of the one you seized seems to be not very good."

Hmm... Yuanzhou secretly poured out some water to wash his hands, but he didn't have the nerve to say that this might not be the leftovers of the minnow, but the skin of the minnow's feet.

Yuanzhou and Gu Qingqu looked at each other, with a tacit understanding: "Catch it! You must catch it! How can you sell this kind of sanwu food near the school without sanitation permit?"

unacceptable!

The anti-narcotics police were speechless for a moment, feeling that the seriousness of the matter had suddenly changed from anti-drugs to confiscation of illegal spicy bars, and a small police officer could handle it. They consulted the opinions of the two leaders and asked about the follow-up method.

"Minnow meat can relieve worries, but it won't have huge side effects like drugs, but it's not good for ordinary people to eat too much. Don't you humans often say that you are born in sorrow and die in peace? Happiness that is too easy will not make life change. Doing better will only make people more likely to fall."

"For example, if a student fails the exam and always uses haha ​​powder to fool him back home, it will be difficult for his grades to improve in the future. Although fried pork with bamboo shoots is painful, it is effective."

"To sum up, let's catch this minnow that picks its feet and stew bamboo shoots for me as soon as possible."

Yuanzhou has an idea—maybe Yuan Gun Gun can develop a happy food for depression patients soon!

The author says:

Minnow: I pick my feet, black households, and sell Sanwu products, but I don’t sell drugs!Absolutely not!

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