Panda goes down the mountain
Chapter 52 Takeaway Brother
Do not move!Sweeping black and evil!
Gu Qingqu, Yuanzhou, Qiongqi, one person and two monsters stood in place, watching the heroic souls go away.
The hair on Qiongqizhi's head trembled, and the little thought that had just risen was pushed back into the stomach with a "pop" - even if it had a lot of ghost thoughts, it didn't dare to show its eyes in front of the mountain god, who was the mountain god thousands of years ago Seal it underground.
——It’s not a pirated version of Mountain God, it’s the genuine one.
Qiongqi looked at Yuanzhou sympathetically, and said, "Let's go."
—— Asking you to help him grab the godhead, isn't it uncomfortable now?Should!
"Let's go." Yuanzhou said, he was a little at a loss at first, but soon, the arrogance that was favored by the mountain god thousands of years ago occupied the high ground again.
Isn't it just that Qingling regained his memory?The black-and-white panda puffed up its chest.
I've hugged and touched, he must like me, if he doesn't admit it, then I'll roll around and act like a baby and hug my thigh!
Under Qiongqi's gloating gaze, Yuanzhou walked up to Gu Qingqu, showed him his current body shape in 360 degrees, and asked, "Do you want to ride me?"
Demo, mountain gods can fly!
Before Qiongqi could finish his complaint, he saw Gu Qingqu nod his head neatly, the blue robe on his body disappeared, and changed back to modern attire.
"Thank you." He sat straddling the panda's shoulder blades, rubbed its ears, and stroked its fur.
Yuanzhou's claws gave birth to spiritual energy, and he was supported to run in the mountains, and the wind was too loud.
Halfway through the journey, Gu Qingqu suddenly asked: "What did I do just now?"
"What?" Yuanzhou almost slammed on the brakes.
Confusion appeared on Gu Qingqu's face, and he slowly recalled: "We chased Mr. Xiaolin to the mass grave, Mr. Xiaolin tried to summon Amaterasu, but failed, and I don't remember clearly what happened after that... no Something important happened, didn't it?"
"Yeah!" Yuanzhou nodded vigorously. He had never doubted Gu Qingqu. He heard that he had no memory of being a mountain god. He was so beautiful that his ears pricked up.
It's not that Yuanzhou didn't want Gu Qingqu to be a mountain god, it's just that Qingling has existed for too long. In his memory, the 200 years of being with pandas is just a short moment.Chao bacteria don't know the dark days, mole crickets don't know the age, will the gods show mercy to the mayflies that pass by their lives?
I don't want Qingqu to be a god, I only want Qingqu to be a human being for the rest of my life, to be with you day and night in just a hundred years.
These thoughts flashed through Yuanzhou's heart, so fast that he didn't even have time to distinguish them.
Qiongqi was half a step behind the two of them, and witnessed the panda's change from listless to lively. His eyes moved up and fell on Gu Qingqu's slightly raised lips.
Did he really lose his memory?
Naturally, some bad ideas started to spin in Qiongqi's mind.
——If the mountain god loses his memory, it is not impossible to stay in Jiangguo, he is a human being anyway, as long as the iron-eating beast is dealt with...
Little did he know that the same thought was also running in Yuanzhou's mind, if Qingling lost his memory...
No, no, my previous thoughts were too selfish. If Qing Ling wasn’t a mountain god, he wouldn’t be able to protect himself well…
The panda's raised ears quietly dropped a little bit, full of worry.
Gu Qingqu pinched Yuanyuan's ears, and suddenly said: "Hey, I feel that the spiritual power in my body has increased a lot. It seems that I can control the spiritual veins of Daqing Mountain. Is it a reward from the mountain god?"
Yuanzhou's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Gu Qingqu conveniently drew a command of the mountain god, hit it in front of Qiongqi, and fell into the mountain with his nose in his terrified eyes.
"I don't know either, please help me find out."
Lin Tao roared, and the spiritual energy in the mountains surged, and the familiar divine power almost flattened Qiongqi's nose.
Yuanzhou swallowed his heart in his stomach: "That's it, that's great! If you encounter any prehistoric beasts in the future, use this order, Shiwan Dashan will help you."
"Okay." Gu Qingqu looked back at Qiongqi.
Qiongqi understood everything with this look, amnesia?Amnesia shit!If it weren't for the original mountain god, it would take off its head and kick it like a ball!
It looked at the panda that had recovered to be alive and kicking, and thought with jealousy and reluctance - just let him get used to it!
……
I've been used to him for thousands of years. No one can hear the thoughts in Gu Shanshen's mind. He rubbed his furry ears, feeling that the time of thousands of years has returned.
Yuanzhou did not forget him, and stayed by his side all the time. Daqingshan was safe and sound, the mountain temple was built, and his iron-eating beast was still his iron-eating beast.
that's nice!
Gu Shanshen decided to make up for all the love that has been missing for thousands of years.
While receiving Gu Qingqu's memories while chatting with Yuanzhou, he inadvertently saw the scene of Yuanzhou seducing him on the bed wearing only a shirt a few days ago with nine tails.
Gu Shanshen: "..."
"What's wrong with you?" Back in front of the mountain temple, Yuanzhou put him on the ground, looked at his flushed handsome face wonderingly, and asked, "Is it damaged by the mountain wind?"
"Yes." Gu Shanshen decided to put the blame on the delicate and frail human beings.
Yuanzhou immediately had a strong desire to protect. He looked at the fierce (foreign) beasts (sells) who were still in the dark, and rolled his arms and said, "Don't move, look at me!"
Get rid of this group of takeaway green canals early and you can go back to rest!
The ferocious beasts that were besieging the mountain temple collectively froze their heads, and gestured frantically to Tsuchiyamen behind them with their eyes—don't just beat us up, it's all the fault of this human being!
……
Tsuchimikado was still riding on top of Luoluoniao, looking behind him, guessing where Kobayashi-kun's plan had progressed.
This place is far away from the mass grave, and he couldn't see the situation on the other side, so he kept scolding the ghosts: "Why can't we still break into the mountain temple? You trash!"
"%¥#@&%¥!!"
After Tu Yumen finished cursing, he still stretched out his hand to hit him. Just as he raised his hand high, he suddenly felt a strange power. His scalp was numb, and he was forced to turn around, his eyes lit up: "Mr. Xiaolin?"
The man with Mr. Xiaolin's face has haughty eyes and a cold demeanor. His afro soaring to the sky is as arrogant as his expression.
Swept by his gaze, Tsuchimikado felt a basin of cold water pouring down from his head, he suddenly realized something, and asked in a low voice: "His Royal Highness Amaterasu?"
Qiongqi nodded slightly.
Mr. Xiao Lin avoided the camera, leaned over and saluted: "Welcome Your Majesty to come."
"Don't mess with these things..." Qiongqi rolled his eyes, hooked his fingers behind his back, and lifted the restrictions on the takeaways.
He said coldly: "Run, Qiongqi betrayed us, these beasts are no longer trustworthy."
"What?" Tu Yumen trembled all over. It wasn't that he didn't believe in Amaterasu's judgment, but that if these beasts couldn't be used... As the descendant of the top onmyoji family in Japan, Tu Yumen felt a pain in his flesh.
Qiongqi doesn't like the way he looks so tight, if he doesn't need a witness to go back to Japan with him, he won't bother with Tu Yumen at all.
Seeing that Yuanzhou had already started attacking the delivery people, it quietly condensed its demon power into a ten-meter-long awl, and stabbed it hard under the tail of the Luo Luo bird.
"Aw—" Luoluoniao let out a horrible bird song, flapped its wings wildly, and rolled into a small jet electric drill in the wind.
Tsuchyumen opened his mouth, but before he could say a word, the cold wind poured into his stomach, he hugged the bird's feathers tightly with both hands, watching the out-of-control monster group, there was only one thought in his mind.
"Run!" Amaterasu said his heartfelt voice, He picked up the collar of Tsuchimikado, and the two of them took the Yata mirror, turned into a light, and flew out of the mountain.
"I fought a battle with the mountain god and Qiongqi, and both sides suffered losses. I can't stay longer now. I will go back to the Wa Kingdom to recuperate, and then return after the Jiang Kingdom's land veins are completely exhausted."
Tu Yumen felt that this remark was reasonable, so he asked, "May I ask where the Amaterasu God is staying?"
Qiongqi swallowed his saliva, and said: "Let's go back to Ise Shrine first, and then I want to visit major shrines across the country, select outstanding talents to serve as envoys, and spread the glory of God to them."
Hearing this, Tu Yumen strongly praised the benevolence and fraternity of the gods, and at the same time couldn't help asking whether he was qualified to be an envoy of God?
Qiongqi said critically: "You? I want to have a look again. Only after I have done it can I try it... Ahem, I will make a decision after the trial meeting."
Tsuchimikado was a little bit unwilling to receive the pending answer, not understanding where he was short.
Qiongqi thought, you smell bad, not sour, just a durian flavor, it's worth a taste when mixed with snail noodles, eat it alone...it's a bit off-putting.
"Okay." He reassured: "There is no need for such an expression, Xiao Lin said that you lost a cow ghost in Jiangguo, and I will take you to Northern Europe to tie a few deep sea monsters back later."
"Can you?" Tsuchimikado forgot about the envoy.
"What's wrong with that?" Qiongqi smiled confidently.
Don't do evil because it is small, and if you don't accumulate a small step, you can go a thousand miles. This is how a big villain is cultivated step by step.
"I like you." He patted Tsuchimikado on the shoulder, "You are no worse than Kobayashi!"
"Really?" Tsuchimikado looked at the benevolent god—Onmyoji is inferior in the Shinto, and his status is not comparable to that of a priest who can communicate with the gods, but Amaterasu seems not to think so.
"Be more confident." Qiongqi said: "You have your advantages—isn't it a shikigami? If you don't have it, you can lie to it, if you can't be deceived, then steal it, if you can't steal it, then steal it, it's up to you!"
After finishing these few words, he smelled the sour smell of ambition in the human scum on Tsuchimikado's body, and gave himself a thumbs up.
Wa country is really a good place with outstanding people!
"Let's go." Looking back at the hilltop where the screams continued, Qiongqi tested the new recruit: "Do you know what to say when you return to China?"
"We're not running away, we're just retreating strategically."
"Slap!" Qiongqi slapped him: "What kind of strategic retreat? We are going to hunt down Qiongqi who has escaped!"
"Yes!"
……
Yuanzhou glanced at Qiongqi who was running away, and didn't care much.
Although Qiongqi is a dog, he is one of the "Four Fiends" enshrined by heaven and earth, so there is no way to keep him in Daqingshan.
What's more, even if Qiongqi wants to stay in Daqing Mountain, Yuanzhou has to hesitate for a while, fearing that it intends to bring the whole mountain of monsters to learn bad things together.
"Where's Sour Yu?" Yuanzhou looked around and found Sour Yu with a live camera.
"come over."
After a while of commotion in the live broadcast room due to the appearance of "Hundred Ghosts at Night", many Jiangguo viewers couldn't bear to watch after seeing that the mountain god hadn't shown up.
[When you're done typing, please @我一下, my heart can't take it. 】
[If the mountain god doesn't make a move, our monsters won't be their opponents? 】
For example, the monsters in Jiang Country are all spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and the largest size is no more than a double-decker bus. In the "Hundred Ghosts Night Walk" in Wa Country, a random cow weighs dozens of tons.
Putting the two sides together is like an unarmed elementary school student facing a Transformer.
How to fight this?
Faced with such a gap, even the most optimistic people can't help feeling a little helpless.
Listening to the roars of the fierce beasts, they felt chills in their hearts—where did the mountain god go?
The mountain god confiscated Suan Yu's mobile phone and asked, "Have you finished the part that was given to you?"
"Do not worry."
Yuanzhou opened a translation software, loaded the vocabulary, tried it, and said with satisfaction: "Not bad!"
In view of the fact that there are only three people in Daqingshan who understand the ancient common language, he, Feiyi, Suan and more ancient monsters may be accommodated in the future, Yuanzhou has been continuously recording the voice database.
Thanks to modern technology, although the effect of machine translation is not very good, the general meaning can be expressed.
Yuanzhou immediately uploaded the link of the online translation to the live broadcast room.
"What is this?" Soon someone found the link.
Although they were puzzled, based on their trust in the mountain god, they turned on the translation software - small language translation, and translated the roars of the beasts into a language they could understand.
[Tsuchimikado I×You××! 】
[You can't find a partner in your life, you can only reproduce parthenosexually, and there is no ×× for having cubs! 】
【Hit me, scold me, strangle me with a rein?When I get better, drag out your intestines and hang them around your neck to patrol the mountains! 】
There is a function in the translation software that can copy and paste the translated content to other apps.Not long after, countless chatter appeared in the "Live Room of Daqingshan Jiangwo Monster Beast Exchange Conference", and they were almost automatically blocked.
The Jiang country audience stopped and asked in disbelief: "What's going on? This group of ghosts walking at night... don't seem to be very interested in the Japanese people?"
Not only is it not facing the other party, it can even be said to be full of blocking words.
The audience in Jiangguo worked harder to distinguish the meaningful information in the roar.
[Little Japanese nation of rubbish, kidnap me, enslave me, trick me into taking out food, ×××! 】
[Uh... It seems that these "Hundred Ghosts" in the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts were kidnapped, and they are not Japanese monsters. They seem to be monsters from some small place in dialect. 】
Not quite right, but logically it makes sense!
[So it's not a night walk of ghosts at all, but a group of takeaway boys who were kidnapped by the Japanese and coerced into armed fighting? 】
This result shocked a series of eyeballs, and looking at this group of takeaway guys who have been bullied, not only is it not scary, but also a little pitiful.
[Hey, they just want to deliver a takeaway, who did they provoke? 】
[Quick call 110! 】
Yuanzhou stared at the barrage with satisfaction, and found that the audience spontaneously figured out the cause and effect, so he clapped his hands.
Countless pairs of giant palms appeared in the sky, grabbing the heads of the "deliverers" and lifting them up the mountain.
The voice of the mountain god resounded all around - "Don't move! Sweep out evil!"
The barrage cheered strongly: "I knew it! The mountain god didn't abandon us! He must have called the police just now!!"
[I hope the mountain god will arrange a good job for these poor delivery guys! 】
【besides!We must not let the Japanese who carry out illegal trafficking activities in our territory be spared! 】
The author says:
Wonju: Good job?Meat processing plant employees?
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Gu Qingqu, Yuanzhou, Qiongqi, one person and two monsters stood in place, watching the heroic souls go away.
The hair on Qiongqizhi's head trembled, and the little thought that had just risen was pushed back into the stomach with a "pop" - even if it had a lot of ghost thoughts, it didn't dare to show its eyes in front of the mountain god, who was the mountain god thousands of years ago Seal it underground.
——It’s not a pirated version of Mountain God, it’s the genuine one.
Qiongqi looked at Yuanzhou sympathetically, and said, "Let's go."
—— Asking you to help him grab the godhead, isn't it uncomfortable now?Should!
"Let's go." Yuanzhou said, he was a little at a loss at first, but soon, the arrogance that was favored by the mountain god thousands of years ago occupied the high ground again.
Isn't it just that Qingling regained his memory?The black-and-white panda puffed up its chest.
I've hugged and touched, he must like me, if he doesn't admit it, then I'll roll around and act like a baby and hug my thigh!
Under Qiongqi's gloating gaze, Yuanzhou walked up to Gu Qingqu, showed him his current body shape in 360 degrees, and asked, "Do you want to ride me?"
Demo, mountain gods can fly!
Before Qiongqi could finish his complaint, he saw Gu Qingqu nod his head neatly, the blue robe on his body disappeared, and changed back to modern attire.
"Thank you." He sat straddling the panda's shoulder blades, rubbed its ears, and stroked its fur.
Yuanzhou's claws gave birth to spiritual energy, and he was supported to run in the mountains, and the wind was too loud.
Halfway through the journey, Gu Qingqu suddenly asked: "What did I do just now?"
"What?" Yuanzhou almost slammed on the brakes.
Confusion appeared on Gu Qingqu's face, and he slowly recalled: "We chased Mr. Xiaolin to the mass grave, Mr. Xiaolin tried to summon Amaterasu, but failed, and I don't remember clearly what happened after that... no Something important happened, didn't it?"
"Yeah!" Yuanzhou nodded vigorously. He had never doubted Gu Qingqu. He heard that he had no memory of being a mountain god. He was so beautiful that his ears pricked up.
It's not that Yuanzhou didn't want Gu Qingqu to be a mountain god, it's just that Qingling has existed for too long. In his memory, the 200 years of being with pandas is just a short moment.Chao bacteria don't know the dark days, mole crickets don't know the age, will the gods show mercy to the mayflies that pass by their lives?
I don't want Qingqu to be a god, I only want Qingqu to be a human being for the rest of my life, to be with you day and night in just a hundred years.
These thoughts flashed through Yuanzhou's heart, so fast that he didn't even have time to distinguish them.
Qiongqi was half a step behind the two of them, and witnessed the panda's change from listless to lively. His eyes moved up and fell on Gu Qingqu's slightly raised lips.
Did he really lose his memory?
Naturally, some bad ideas started to spin in Qiongqi's mind.
——If the mountain god loses his memory, it is not impossible to stay in Jiangguo, he is a human being anyway, as long as the iron-eating beast is dealt with...
Little did he know that the same thought was also running in Yuanzhou's mind, if Qingling lost his memory...
No, no, my previous thoughts were too selfish. If Qing Ling wasn’t a mountain god, he wouldn’t be able to protect himself well…
The panda's raised ears quietly dropped a little bit, full of worry.
Gu Qingqu pinched Yuanyuan's ears, and suddenly said: "Hey, I feel that the spiritual power in my body has increased a lot. It seems that I can control the spiritual veins of Daqing Mountain. Is it a reward from the mountain god?"
Yuanzhou's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Gu Qingqu conveniently drew a command of the mountain god, hit it in front of Qiongqi, and fell into the mountain with his nose in his terrified eyes.
"I don't know either, please help me find out."
Lin Tao roared, and the spiritual energy in the mountains surged, and the familiar divine power almost flattened Qiongqi's nose.
Yuanzhou swallowed his heart in his stomach: "That's it, that's great! If you encounter any prehistoric beasts in the future, use this order, Shiwan Dashan will help you."
"Okay." Gu Qingqu looked back at Qiongqi.
Qiongqi understood everything with this look, amnesia?Amnesia shit!If it weren't for the original mountain god, it would take off its head and kick it like a ball!
It looked at the panda that had recovered to be alive and kicking, and thought with jealousy and reluctance - just let him get used to it!
……
I've been used to him for thousands of years. No one can hear the thoughts in Gu Shanshen's mind. He rubbed his furry ears, feeling that the time of thousands of years has returned.
Yuanzhou did not forget him, and stayed by his side all the time. Daqingshan was safe and sound, the mountain temple was built, and his iron-eating beast was still his iron-eating beast.
that's nice!
Gu Shanshen decided to make up for all the love that has been missing for thousands of years.
While receiving Gu Qingqu's memories while chatting with Yuanzhou, he inadvertently saw the scene of Yuanzhou seducing him on the bed wearing only a shirt a few days ago with nine tails.
Gu Shanshen: "..."
"What's wrong with you?" Back in front of the mountain temple, Yuanzhou put him on the ground, looked at his flushed handsome face wonderingly, and asked, "Is it damaged by the mountain wind?"
"Yes." Gu Shanshen decided to put the blame on the delicate and frail human beings.
Yuanzhou immediately had a strong desire to protect. He looked at the fierce (foreign) beasts (sells) who were still in the dark, and rolled his arms and said, "Don't move, look at me!"
Get rid of this group of takeaway green canals early and you can go back to rest!
The ferocious beasts that were besieging the mountain temple collectively froze their heads, and gestured frantically to Tsuchiyamen behind them with their eyes—don't just beat us up, it's all the fault of this human being!
……
Tsuchimikado was still riding on top of Luoluoniao, looking behind him, guessing where Kobayashi-kun's plan had progressed.
This place is far away from the mass grave, and he couldn't see the situation on the other side, so he kept scolding the ghosts: "Why can't we still break into the mountain temple? You trash!"
"%¥#@&%¥!!"
After Tu Yumen finished cursing, he still stretched out his hand to hit him. Just as he raised his hand high, he suddenly felt a strange power. His scalp was numb, and he was forced to turn around, his eyes lit up: "Mr. Xiaolin?"
The man with Mr. Xiaolin's face has haughty eyes and a cold demeanor. His afro soaring to the sky is as arrogant as his expression.
Swept by his gaze, Tsuchimikado felt a basin of cold water pouring down from his head, he suddenly realized something, and asked in a low voice: "His Royal Highness Amaterasu?"
Qiongqi nodded slightly.
Mr. Xiao Lin avoided the camera, leaned over and saluted: "Welcome Your Majesty to come."
"Don't mess with these things..." Qiongqi rolled his eyes, hooked his fingers behind his back, and lifted the restrictions on the takeaways.
He said coldly: "Run, Qiongqi betrayed us, these beasts are no longer trustworthy."
"What?" Tu Yumen trembled all over. It wasn't that he didn't believe in Amaterasu's judgment, but that if these beasts couldn't be used... As the descendant of the top onmyoji family in Japan, Tu Yumen felt a pain in his flesh.
Qiongqi doesn't like the way he looks so tight, if he doesn't need a witness to go back to Japan with him, he won't bother with Tu Yumen at all.
Seeing that Yuanzhou had already started attacking the delivery people, it quietly condensed its demon power into a ten-meter-long awl, and stabbed it hard under the tail of the Luo Luo bird.
"Aw—" Luoluoniao let out a horrible bird song, flapped its wings wildly, and rolled into a small jet electric drill in the wind.
Tsuchyumen opened his mouth, but before he could say a word, the cold wind poured into his stomach, he hugged the bird's feathers tightly with both hands, watching the out-of-control monster group, there was only one thought in his mind.
"Run!" Amaterasu said his heartfelt voice, He picked up the collar of Tsuchimikado, and the two of them took the Yata mirror, turned into a light, and flew out of the mountain.
"I fought a battle with the mountain god and Qiongqi, and both sides suffered losses. I can't stay longer now. I will go back to the Wa Kingdom to recuperate, and then return after the Jiang Kingdom's land veins are completely exhausted."
Tu Yumen felt that this remark was reasonable, so he asked, "May I ask where the Amaterasu God is staying?"
Qiongqi swallowed his saliva, and said: "Let's go back to Ise Shrine first, and then I want to visit major shrines across the country, select outstanding talents to serve as envoys, and spread the glory of God to them."
Hearing this, Tu Yumen strongly praised the benevolence and fraternity of the gods, and at the same time couldn't help asking whether he was qualified to be an envoy of God?
Qiongqi said critically: "You? I want to have a look again. Only after I have done it can I try it... Ahem, I will make a decision after the trial meeting."
Tsuchimikado was a little bit unwilling to receive the pending answer, not understanding where he was short.
Qiongqi thought, you smell bad, not sour, just a durian flavor, it's worth a taste when mixed with snail noodles, eat it alone...it's a bit off-putting.
"Okay." He reassured: "There is no need for such an expression, Xiao Lin said that you lost a cow ghost in Jiangguo, and I will take you to Northern Europe to tie a few deep sea monsters back later."
"Can you?" Tsuchimikado forgot about the envoy.
"What's wrong with that?" Qiongqi smiled confidently.
Don't do evil because it is small, and if you don't accumulate a small step, you can go a thousand miles. This is how a big villain is cultivated step by step.
"I like you." He patted Tsuchimikado on the shoulder, "You are no worse than Kobayashi!"
"Really?" Tsuchimikado looked at the benevolent god—Onmyoji is inferior in the Shinto, and his status is not comparable to that of a priest who can communicate with the gods, but Amaterasu seems not to think so.
"Be more confident." Qiongqi said: "You have your advantages—isn't it a shikigami? If you don't have it, you can lie to it, if you can't be deceived, then steal it, if you can't steal it, then steal it, it's up to you!"
After finishing these few words, he smelled the sour smell of ambition in the human scum on Tsuchimikado's body, and gave himself a thumbs up.
Wa country is really a good place with outstanding people!
"Let's go." Looking back at the hilltop where the screams continued, Qiongqi tested the new recruit: "Do you know what to say when you return to China?"
"We're not running away, we're just retreating strategically."
"Slap!" Qiongqi slapped him: "What kind of strategic retreat? We are going to hunt down Qiongqi who has escaped!"
"Yes!"
……
Yuanzhou glanced at Qiongqi who was running away, and didn't care much.
Although Qiongqi is a dog, he is one of the "Four Fiends" enshrined by heaven and earth, so there is no way to keep him in Daqingshan.
What's more, even if Qiongqi wants to stay in Daqing Mountain, Yuanzhou has to hesitate for a while, fearing that it intends to bring the whole mountain of monsters to learn bad things together.
"Where's Sour Yu?" Yuanzhou looked around and found Sour Yu with a live camera.
"come over."
After a while of commotion in the live broadcast room due to the appearance of "Hundred Ghosts at Night", many Jiangguo viewers couldn't bear to watch after seeing that the mountain god hadn't shown up.
[When you're done typing, please @我一下, my heart can't take it. 】
[If the mountain god doesn't make a move, our monsters won't be their opponents? 】
For example, the monsters in Jiang Country are all spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and the largest size is no more than a double-decker bus. In the "Hundred Ghosts Night Walk" in Wa Country, a random cow weighs dozens of tons.
Putting the two sides together is like an unarmed elementary school student facing a Transformer.
How to fight this?
Faced with such a gap, even the most optimistic people can't help feeling a little helpless.
Listening to the roars of the fierce beasts, they felt chills in their hearts—where did the mountain god go?
The mountain god confiscated Suan Yu's mobile phone and asked, "Have you finished the part that was given to you?"
"Do not worry."
Yuanzhou opened a translation software, loaded the vocabulary, tried it, and said with satisfaction: "Not bad!"
In view of the fact that there are only three people in Daqingshan who understand the ancient common language, he, Feiyi, Suan and more ancient monsters may be accommodated in the future, Yuanzhou has been continuously recording the voice database.
Thanks to modern technology, although the effect of machine translation is not very good, the general meaning can be expressed.
Yuanzhou immediately uploaded the link of the online translation to the live broadcast room.
"What is this?" Soon someone found the link.
Although they were puzzled, based on their trust in the mountain god, they turned on the translation software - small language translation, and translated the roars of the beasts into a language they could understand.
[Tsuchimikado I×You××! 】
[You can't find a partner in your life, you can only reproduce parthenosexually, and there is no ×× for having cubs! 】
【Hit me, scold me, strangle me with a rein?When I get better, drag out your intestines and hang them around your neck to patrol the mountains! 】
There is a function in the translation software that can copy and paste the translated content to other apps.Not long after, countless chatter appeared in the "Live Room of Daqingshan Jiangwo Monster Beast Exchange Conference", and they were almost automatically blocked.
The Jiang country audience stopped and asked in disbelief: "What's going on? This group of ghosts walking at night... don't seem to be very interested in the Japanese people?"
Not only is it not facing the other party, it can even be said to be full of blocking words.
The audience in Jiangguo worked harder to distinguish the meaningful information in the roar.
[Little Japanese nation of rubbish, kidnap me, enslave me, trick me into taking out food, ×××! 】
[Uh... It seems that these "Hundred Ghosts" in the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts were kidnapped, and they are not Japanese monsters. They seem to be monsters from some small place in dialect. 】
Not quite right, but logically it makes sense!
[So it's not a night walk of ghosts at all, but a group of takeaway boys who were kidnapped by the Japanese and coerced into armed fighting? 】
This result shocked a series of eyeballs, and looking at this group of takeaway guys who have been bullied, not only is it not scary, but also a little pitiful.
[Hey, they just want to deliver a takeaway, who did they provoke? 】
[Quick call 110! 】
Yuanzhou stared at the barrage with satisfaction, and found that the audience spontaneously figured out the cause and effect, so he clapped his hands.
Countless pairs of giant palms appeared in the sky, grabbing the heads of the "deliverers" and lifting them up the mountain.
The voice of the mountain god resounded all around - "Don't move! Sweep out evil!"
The barrage cheered strongly: "I knew it! The mountain god didn't abandon us! He must have called the police just now!!"
[I hope the mountain god will arrange a good job for these poor delivery guys! 】
【besides!We must not let the Japanese who carry out illegal trafficking activities in our territory be spared! 】
The author says:
Wonju: Good job?Meat processing plant employees?
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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