Panda goes down the mountain

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Before finally seeing Yuzao in the gate of Tuyu, Kobayashi-kun was very excited inside, and his arms trembled slightly on the outside.

He humbly said: "Your Excellency Yuzao, please replace the Wa Kingdom."

"Oh, yes." The nine-tailed fox shook its tail.

Someone in the Japanese delegation next to them whispered, and looked at Yuanzhou while talking, which meant something like "You have the ability to snatch the cat, you have the ability to snatch Yuzaoqian away? Damn Jiang people, your own monster takes If you don’t make a move, you will only snatch the monsters from our Great Wa country.”

The pointy ears moved, and the Nine-Tailed Fox stood opposite the cat and asked, "Little cat, is this a live broadcast?"

"Yes meow—"

"How many people are watching?"

"Hundreds of millions."

"Hundreds of millions? All right." Nine-tailed Fox touched the camera with the tip of his tail in interest, and said in a barrage of "ahhhhhhhhhhhh", "I am the Tushan family, not some Yuzaoqian, don't misremembered."

"Uh..." The controversy in the live broadcast room fell silent.

[This is... clarification? 】

That's right, as soon as the Nine-Tailed Fox heard the rumors, it knew that the fox called Yuzaoqian by the Wa people was the Su family—the one that had confuse King Zhou.

I heard that the fox of the Su family was not enough to confuse King Zhou, and went to a distant island country to become Emperor Toba's favorite concubine. The nine-tailed fox was very happy.

——What a price drop. If there are monsters who don’t sleep, go to sleep with people. If you can’t sleep with people, go to sleep with birds. Shouldn’t the next step be to sleep with monkeys on Monkey Mountain?Let the monkeys build you a ten-dollar postal version of "Wine Pond Meat Forest"?

Nine-tailed Fox thinks that Tamazamo is sick, and it is even more sick to treat him as a Japanese from Tamazamo!He thought about it along the way, and he had to hold a press conference to clarify this matter—he was not Yu Zaoqian, he couldn't afford to lose this fox!

"listen--"

The nine-tailed fox as tall as a mountain looked directly at the camera, and the aura of the top monster was completely released, making one feel a huge shadow pressing down from above.

"Benhu has nothing to do with Tamamo-mae—not in the past, nor in the future."

"Forget it this time, if you admit your mistake next time..." The long and narrow eyes slanted and landed on the heads of the Japanese people who were talking small words just now.

They seemed to see a pair of sharp white teeth opening on top of their heads, with blood dripping from the tip of the teeth, and a bloody wind hit their faces.

The jaws suddenly closed—click!

Head separated.

The Japanese yelled, sat down on the ground, and touched his intact neck.

Nine-tailed fox's words were deeply imprinted in their minds.

If I make a mistake next time——

"I'll eat you."

……

The Nine-Tailed Fox appeared only for a stick of incense, and the plot twists and turns, which can be summed up in five words-ten thousand, ten thousand, no, thought, and arrival!

Mr. Xiaolin's face was ashen.

Not only because a few of his followers were embarrassed by the illusion, but also because he was slapped in the face by Nine-Tailed Fox himself just after he finished his big talk.

It is also because Nine-Tailed Fox politely said to him after the press conference: "Thank you."

Thank you for what?What can I thank you for?Mr. Xiaolin hated himself for being too smart, and quickly figured out what the nine-tailed fox meant.

——I pushed it onto this highly anticipated stage!It was I who made it represent the Wa Kingdom, and it was I who made it stand in the C position in the live broadcast room.

——This face was sent up by myself to be slapped!

--it's me!

"No thanks." Mr. Xiao Lin gritted his teeth and squeezed out a smile: "The battle has already begun, please be careful... Mr. Tu Shan."

"Naturally." The Nine-Tailed Fox responded, and said to the cat, "Come on, little cat."

The figure of the cat swelled again, its twin tails elongated and wrapped around its body, and it and the nine-tailed fox turned into two afterimages and flew into the sky.

beat!Mr. Xiaolin stared at their backs with fiery eyes, and thought viciously - fight!A traitor, a traitor, it is best to beat both sides!At that time, I will pick it up and make two leather mattresses!

It's a pity that the cat was not in a hurry to start a battle with the Nine-Tailed Fox. She flew to the front of the live broadcast camera and asked a question that everyone was curious about: "Since the Nine-Tailed Fox is not a monster of the Wa Kingdom, why did he represent the Wa Kingdom in the battle?"

【yes? 】

【why? 】

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Nine-Tailed Fox replied: "Oh, I have an agreement with another demon, and it asked me to help Wa Kingdom, this should be counted as... labor dispatch?"

【Can you do this? 】

[Wait, is there a rule about the use of foreign aid in the rules of the exchange game? 】

[If not, does the Wa country count as cheating? 】

The cat hit it again and said: "Nine-tailed fox, be careful, Mr. Xiao Lin is the most stingy person, and he can't afford the labor dispatch fee at all!"

"Is it?"

"Of course, Jun Xiaolin wouldn't even pay for Mao Youjiang's lunch box! In order to renege on the debt, he actually threw Mao Youjiang into Jiangguo to step on the sewing machine!"

"unacceptable!"

"That's why it's said on TV that you must be cautious when working across borders. Nine-tailed fox-san, be careful, he will leave you to wash dishes."

"why?"

"Because you have a lot of tails, Mr. Xiao Lin said, for monsters, you should make the best use of them."

[Make the best use of everything. 】

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help turning their eyes to the gorgeous and fluffy nine big tails of the nine-tailed fox, imagining that they were used as dishcloths.

[There is a sense of picture. 】

[Make the best use of everything ×, waste everything √]

Kobayashi-kun whose reputation has been discredited: Damn it!He is not so picky!

No, are they fighting?He is clearly singing a double reed in the sky, no matter who wins or loses, he is the victim!

The double spring in the sky went to "How about the nine-tailed fox abandon Mr. Xiaolin and come to Jiangguo to work?"

"Can you?"

"Why not?"

"How is the treatment?"

"Anyway, it's better than the stingy Mr. Xiaolin. If you don't believe me, ask the other Wa country monsters. I heard that they all want to stay."

Xiaolin finally couldn't bear it anymore, he took out his mobile phone, and frantically urged Tsuchimikado: "I don't care about strong convection or weak convection, I only give you 10 minutes to come here with Hyakki Yako, otherwise you will stay in Jiangguo forever! "

Tsuchimikado: "..."

Shenzun happened to be watching the live broadcast on Tsuchimikado's mobile phone. Hearing this, he comforted Kobayashi and said, "Is the Nine-Tailed Fox disobedient? I'll teach it a lesson for you!"

It silently recited a complex incantation, and Mr. Xiaolin saw the blood-red brand appear on the neck of the nine-tailed fox, forming a rope, tightly strangling its throat.

Nine-tailed fox stopped the oboe: "I'm sorry, the employer urged me to do things quickly."

After all, its nine tails grew wildly and tied the cat again.A faint gleam emanated from the tail, drawing away the spiritual power in Maoyou's body.

The cat gradually shrunk in size again, turning into a small black cat the size of a palm, stuffed into its fur by the nine-tailed fox.

Mr. Xiaolin finally let out his depression——as expected, the god is the most reliable, and he loves to help the bad guys!

Mr. Kobayashi, who thought he was bad enough, entrusted the god to give Nine-Tailed Fox an order—to take the cat to the mass grave once the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts begins.

"Well, no problem." The god said: "Be patient, we will be there soon."

soon?Mr. Xiaolin looked around at the monsters, and suddenly had an idea to relieve his anger. He said: "Nine-tailed fox, you and Jiang country's monsters will fight one by one!"

He wants to take advantage of this time to beat all Jiang Guoyao to the ground!

The nine-tailed fox seemed to be restrained by the red rope around its neck, and it was no longer unruly. It said, "Okay, who's next?"

"Me!" A panda raised its hand.

Nine-Tailed Fox: "..."

He looked at the human next to the panda - can't you just take care of him?

Not only Nine-Tailed Fox, but also Mr. Xiao Lin watched Gu Qingqu.He was looking at the panda, but somehow his eyes shifted to the human next to him—maybe he was too eye-catching.

Gu Qingqu met his eyes, nodded slightly, and quickly moved away, continuing to talk to Yuanzhou.

Qing Lingling's gaze seemed to pour a basin of cold water on Mr. Lin's head. He always suspected that Gu Qingqu didn't take himself seriously at all. Looking at him was no different from looking at a weed on the side of the road.

The faint jealousy made Mr. Xiao Lin make a decision.

"It's too boring just to fight monsters. How about choosing a practitioner to cooperate with the monsters and see how well the practitioners and monsters of the two countries have a tacit understanding?"

"Director Gu," Jun Xiaolin added Gu Qingqu's name, "What do you think?"

The camera shifted to Gu Qingqu, and everyone in the studio could clearly see his eyes.

【…】

how to say?

Until Gu Qingqu and Mr. Panda stood on one side of the battlefield, while Xiao Linjun and Nine-Tailed Fox stood on the other side, the audience in the live broadcast room were still thinking about Gu Qingqu's eyes just now.

[It's not right to say that it's murderous. If it's not murderous, it's a little more aggressive than Mr. Gu's usual eyes. 】

[To say that it is important is not enough, to say that it is contemptuous is not contemptuous enough, to say that it is doubtful... it seems that it is not particularly doubtful. 】

Just before the melon eaters wanted to turn Gu Qingqu's eyes into two pie charts with "four points of murderous intent, three points of importance, two points of contempt, and one point of doubt", someone threw out an emoticon package, ending their discussion .

【Ah yes, this is it! 】

【Resemblance! 】

【(Little brother, what's the matter with you jpg)】

"Come on!" Jun Xiaolin instructed Nine-Tailed Fox to concentrate on dealing with the Panda Monster and deal with Gu Qingqu by himself.

"Let's go together?" Jiuweihu thought for a while: "You can sit on top of my head."

This nine-tailed fox has actually changed his gender?Mr. Xiaolin looked at it vigilantly, for fear that it would play some tricks.

But Nine-Tailed Fox really united words and deeds, supported Mr. Xiaolin with his tail, let him kneel on top of his head, and there was even a bit of affection in his actions.

"Sit down!" He soared into the air, thinking to himself, dying of laughter, who doesn't love a free hard hat?

The live broadcast camera tracked this fierce battle, and saw that the two sides were fighting with smoke and dust, back and forth.

Nine-Tailed Fox: "Eat my head!"

The panda dodged, and he hit the rock, leaving a big hole.

"Okay!" said the panda, "It's my turn! Watch my trick!"

He pinched the Nine-Tailed Fox's head and rotated 360 degrees in the air.

"Presumptuous!" Nine-Tailed Fox was furious, snatched back the stolen safety helmet with a hammer, and tied it on top of his head with his tail.

"Death!"

"watch out!"

"Hey!"

"what!"

"Great!"

"You're good too!"

The wind was fierce, and the evil spirit was flying around. The camera did not dare to approach, but only captured the sound of the fierce battle between the two sides, and one after another human-shaped pits left on the mountain wall.

The Japanese in the live broadcast room sighed: "Mr. Xiaolin is really brave. I heard his shout. He is also very brave in such a fierce battlefield. He is worthy of being a descendant of a warrior!"

[Yes, in comparison, Mr. Gu of Jiangguo didn't say a word, and he didn't have the courage of Mr. Xiaolin!What a pity. 】

Gu Qingqu sat behind Yuanzhou without saying a word, because he had nothing to do, so he was a little bored for a while.

After thinking for a while, he swung the star string and tied Mr. Xiao Lin to death on the head of the Nine-Tailed Fox.

Kobayashi-kun: "..."

The reason why he dared to fight was because of the protection of Yata Mirror.This mirror is indeed an artifact bestowed by God Amaterasu. Mr. Xiao Lin was beaten and beaten countless times, but his body did not suffer any serious injuries.

However, the endless humiliation lingered in his heart.

What's more, the two monsters who pretended to fight became more and more excited, and I don't know when they will fight.

Mr. Xiaolin has no idea of ​​escaping. The only hope in his heart is the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts. Soon, the Hundred Ghosts will arrive at the mountain gate.

He Luoyu, Guhuo bird, soil mole, ox...

He silently counted the names of the hundred ghosts in his heart, and after counting once, the pain on his body eased.

soon... soon...

The spiritual joy seems to be able to overwhelm the physical pain, Mr. Xiaolin thought angrily: Panda, Nine-Tailed Fox, Gu Qingqu... When the ghosts come, I want you to die!

When he had this idea, he seemed to hear the footsteps and shouts of countless monsters in his ears. The rolling sound waves knocked open the mountain gate, frightened the birds away, and swayed the boundless forest sea, sending out waves roaring one after another.

Although Mr. Xiao Lin could not understand the meaning of the voice, he could recognize the source of the voice.

——God!

"God, save me!"

Layers of black clouds covered the sky, blocking all light. It was four or five o'clock in the afternoon, but the sky was as dark as midnight.

Above the sky, one, two, three... Countless gigantic monsters roared and flew past, each about the size of a nine-tailed fox.

The live broadcast room was silent, and could only watch the monsters fly over the mountain temple and stop there.

Sitting on the head of Luo Luoniao was a Japanese man, holding a statue of a god tightly in his hand, and with the help of the courage given by the statue, he said loudly: "I tell the mountain god, we are the Japanese team who are here to participate in the group competition!"

Ten thousand beasts roared together, but the mountain god ignored them.

Tsuchimikado was about to tell you again, when he suddenly heard a voice transmission from the god, "Shut up and listen to me."

Then, the idol in his hand let out a high-pitched and loud roar.

"Uh..." The team of Hundred Ghosts of the Night Walk suddenly became audible.

The beasts couldn't believe what they heard.

Yuanzhou, who was beating Jun Xiaolin, raised his head: "What? Who is talking?"

If he heard it right, the other party was shouting in the common language of ancient times: "Open the door and deliver food!"

The author says:

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