Panda goes down the mountain

Confessions are lenient, body and mind are peaceful, resistance is strict, and the head is dipped in salt

Fei Yi came with arrogance, and left the stage in a state of embarrassment. He waved his wings, leaving everyone with endless expectations for the bonfire party.

It was dragged upside down into the apse of the mountain temple with its head down and its tail up. Its body became smaller and smaller, and finally left a reflection of a forked fiery red loach in the retina.

A spectator swallowed and said everyone's thoughts: "I'm suddenly looking forward to the grilled loach tonight."

Hey, who isn't?

The guests who fled in a panic just now adjusted their clothes and sat back on the small benches, and the live broadcast room also restored the harmony and order at the beginning.

The panda demon came out of the mountain temple, and sharp-eyed people noticed that there was a fiery red twist bracelet on its arm.

As for the body of this bracelet?

Don't dare to think. Don't dare to think.

Yuanzhou took the microphone over and said with a smile on his face: "Thank you for the personal demonstration of this enthusiastic beast. I think everyone has seen the end of monsters doing evil. I want to say that just like there are wanted criminals in human society, among the monsters There are also some black sheep like the beast just now, when you find that there are evil monsters around you, don’t panic, please call the Special Affairs Office’s external helpline 138XXXXXXXX immediately, if you forget, you can dial 110 for transfer.”

"We will seriously handle every message for help, and send action specialists who are stronger than the evil monster to deal with the emergency you encounter—among them, the chief action specialist, also known as the ceiling of combat power, is the mountain god."

The last sentence wiped out all doubts at once—it just depends on the speed with which the mountain god cleaned up the fat just now, any monster dares to make trouble on his territory, they all have to sigh "warrior".

Hearing that such a noble and generous deity is also in the establishment, everyone immediately felt that they had a backer.

After Yuanzhou calmed down the victim's emotions, he signaled his assistant to bring up the golden spine: "Take this opportunity, on behalf of the mountain god, I want to sue all the evil spirits who have not had time to bring them to justice—leniency for confession, peace of mind and body, strictness for resistance, and strictness for the brain. Dip in salt. Surrender yourself as soon as possible, become a demon again, violently resist arrest, and smash your skull."

"My monster friends, times have changed. If you surrender yourself now, you won't be imprisoned in the dark dungeon of the Special Affairs Office, and you don't have to be scared in a small cage. Under the protection of the mountain god, you can live with dignity. Obtain the opportunity of labor reform, use your own body and labor to wash away the sins you committed, and after the debt is paid, you can be reborn——Brothers and sisters of the monster clan, you may not believe in human beings because of your own experience, but please believe The objectivity and fairness of Lord Shanshen."

"If you don't believe me, please read—"

Yuanzhou took out a jade document and swept it between Jinthorn's eyebrows - this is a spiritual weapon he recovered from Yuanzhou's memory and Gu Qingqu's knowledge of formations after discussing with Gu Qingqu for a few days, similar to ancient times merit book.

There was an exclamation from the audience, and a line of blood flew out from the center of Jinthorn's eyebrows, and a golden light sank into the jade document.

Soon the red light flourished, almost covering the entire jade document, suppressing the golden light to only a few sporadic ones.

Yuanzhou explained: "The red light represents sin, and the golden light represents merit. When the sin and merit are equal, it is the day of release after serving the sentence-this process usually does not take long.

The reason for the sharp contrast is because the person you see before your eyes is a former A-level wanted criminal of the Special Affairs Office, a red-bellied golden pheasant. "

"Golden Thorn, are you convinced by this result?"

Yuanzhou removed the restraint on Jinji, and she transformed into a beautiful woman in a long skirt amidst the exclamation of everyone.

Jinji looked at the humans in the audience, and had to say that what Yuanzhou said today touched her a lot, which gradually melted the resistance in her heart like ice.

She looked at pairs of curious, vigilant, and suspicious eyes, but there was no cruelty, greed, and disgust that she used to see in human eyes.

Maybe I'm really wrong?This idea flashed through Jinthorn's mind.

She had tested it with a jade document before. Yuanzhou said that her sentence is 100 years - after 100 years, she can get an ID card. After that, no matter whether she is a human being or a demon, as long as she no longer breaks the law and commits crimes, she will be free. You can live like a normal person, and you don't have to live and die with humans.

Gold Thorn raised her head proudly, her eyes swept across the faces of human beings, she found that she never seemed to care about the appearance of human beings, and now it was a little unclear who they were, until her eyes focused on a human face. On the young man in overalls—she remembered the face of the young man, it was the young village secretary who stopped her while fleeing, she remembered that this young man blocked her way to freedom, and she also remembered that he told Driver - "Poaching is against the law, we must protect wild animals."

Perhaps because he noticed Jinthorn's gaze, the young man gave her an encouraging smile, his fresh face gleaming under the scorching sun.

Golden Thorn bit his lower lip tightly, and finally lowered his proud head.

She said: "The mountain god is just, and Jinthorn is convinced. I am willing to accept the punishment and undergo labor reform in the mountain temple. I also advise brothers and sisters in the organization to stop as soon as possible, so as not to suffer bloody disasters in the future."

After saying this, she felt a sense of relief, as if something cold and biting had been pulled from her heart and dissipated under the clear sky.

It turned out that it was very tiring to hold her head up all the time, and... Jinji put on the forbidden demon ring automatically, and looked back at the clear water and green mountains behind her—since she was sold by poachers from her hometown to a wild game restaurant, there has been a lot in her life. Only the word revenge is left. How long has it been since I have seen such a beautiful scene?

After the 100-year sentence is over, return to Shuttlecock Valley of Jimao Mountain and become a chicken farmer, Jinthorn thought to himself.

——Anyway, the reason why she bowed her head to humans was not because she was afraid of the threat of "free-range chicken legs" selling [-] orders a day, but because her dream was to raise chickens with eight pairs of wings and sixteen legs. Free chicken!

That's it!

With an example of "turning back and doing the right thing" like the Golden Thorn, the argument for "reform through labor" becomes more convincing.

Yuanzhou began to talk about the criminal evidence of Jinji, focusing on the fact that she was an illiterate female chicken in the deep mountains. She was abducted by poachers with a shotgun and sold to her hometown and sold to game restaurants in big cities. He killed innocent people, provoked murder, and now he has to go to jail for 100 years, a miserable monster who sold chicken legs to wash away the murder.

Come to a conclusion-in the final analysis, it is because there are too few books to read.

"Here, I would like to remind friends of the Yaozu, don't panic when encountering human injuries, and ask for help from the nearest police station or forestry department. If you are in danger, you can also call the Demon Management Committee at 158XXXXXXXX. Don't fall into the hands of a cult organization like a red-bellied golden pheasant. It is a trap that will eventually harm others and oneself.”

"If you have committed a serious mistake, please surrender yourself as soon as possible, and don't try to conceal your crimes through certain means. This jade document has been connected to the Shanshen 1.0 system, and is connected to the Skynet of the Ministry of Public Security. It can track all kinds of demon crimes at any time. You can escape the detection of metaphysics, but you can't hide from the eyes of science. Remember, the sky net is not leaking, and the mountain god is watching you!"

"Now that you surrender yourself, you can also get employment guidance from the mountain god himself once, as well as a 3000 yuan start-up fund after you are released from prison. This opportunity is not to be missed, and it will never come again. What are you waiting for?"

Yuanzhou finished the series of speeches sonorously, and compared them with Gu Qingqu's previous instructions amid applause.

Gu Qingqu: We call on unregistered monsters to register with the Special Affairs Office.

Wonju: get√

Gu Qingqu: Try to persuade the members of the evil demon organization to surrender.

Wonju: get√

Not only that, he also used the example of the golden thorn to let the monsters see the importance of the nine-year compulsory education, laying the foundation for the improvement of the overall cultural level of the monsters and speeding up the integration of the monsters into humans.

I'm awesome!

When Yuanzhou stepped down from the stage, he took a proud look at Gu Qingqu—where did you find such a capable panda like me!

Gu Qingqu—well, Sansheng is lucky.

One person and one panda passed by each other, and they were all very satisfied with the fact that "you can communicate with your eyes".

Gu Qingqu stood on the stage and continued to act as the master of ceremonies: "Thank you for your speech, the next item..."

At this time, Yuanzhou's ears moved, and he heard the vibration of the mobile phone.

——This is not the point, the point is that the vibration seems to be coming from underground.

Everyone's eyes were still on the panda reluctantly. Looking at it, they saw that it broke off a branch from the tree on one side, squatted on the ground and dug it out—it took out a vole hole!

Everyone:! !

Vole demon:! !

It never expected that among the three monsters sent by the mentor to make trouble, the first one to be discovered was the self that was motionless except for the hole!

The point is, this hole was played three days ago!

The vole monster was frightened and stood upright, its claws were raised high, and its tail was stiff. A mobile phone that was higher than its body fell to the ground beside it, and a series of new messages were displayed on the screen.

Mentor: Why are you still not acting?What are you dragging?

Instructor: Did you see that fat one?That is the helper I found for you, and you attack the crowd with it!

Instructor: Damn Fat Yi!waste!What a waste of all my work on it!

Instructor: Golden Thorn is a traitor!Don't believe the panda's words, isn't it just a jade ultimatum?I naturally have a way to block it for you, hurry up and hurt people!

Mentor: Yuanzhou can't help feeling a little sympathetic to his mentor, he seems to have seen the whole process of a self-righteous cult member being slapped in the face.

He picked up his phone and replied to his instructor: But they are connected to Skynet, can the organization block Skynet?

The live camera was aimed at the stage, and the mastermind behind the scenes couldn't see Yuanzhou's actions.

He was silent for half a second, and replied: Yes.

Wonju: How to block it?

The man behind the scenes: He became angry from embarrassment: If you are told to attack you, you will attack. Why do you talk so much? !

Yuanzhou returned the mobile phone to the field mouse demon, and said earnestly: "Look, this is your tutor, I use Xiong Ge to guarantee that he does not have a teacher qualification certificate, and he may not even finish the nine-year compulsory education.

Otherwise, he will know that as long as a certain speed scans from the low-end frequency to the high-end of the forward channel, the scanning speed can form garbled interference in the received message signal, so that the monitoring equipment cannot establish a connection with the base station, thereby achieving the purpose of shielding the monitoring network Purpose. "

Hearing this, the vole demon's eyes turned into spirals, and he felt that he was also a monster. The panda in front of him was so wise, knowledgeable, and tall, as if shrouded in the holy light of wisdom, setting off it as a cloud in the sky, and he was Underground dirt.

It lowered its head in shame, and felt the desire for knowledge for the first time, and——the omnipotent mentor in their minds was not that great after all.

The field mouse demon picked up the mobile phone and asked: Teacher, do you know what the forward channel is?

Tutor: What?Concentrate on the Tao?You were instigated by the bull-nosed group of Qingxuguan?

Vole Demon: It was not instigated by Niubi, it was instigated by Newton!What mentor?Go away!It turned out to be an illiterate pretending to be a ghost!

At this moment, the faith in the vole demon's heart was shattered.

The sparrow demon was much smarter than its companions. Seeing what happened to the vole demon, it quickly flew down from the tree, took a bite of the cauliflower snake, slapped the vole's head with its wings, and chirped: "My lord! We are not here to destroy the snake. This consecration ceremony, we are here to join this consecration ceremony!"

"join in?"

"Yes!" The sparrow demon thought about his future, and said firmly: "We escaped from the cult with great difficulty, just to surrender to the mountain god!"

Yuanzhou took out a loudspeaker out of nowhere and motioned the camera to turn around: "Say it again."

The sparrow demon knew that this was his opportunity.Its tiny body exploded with a huge volume, took a deep breath, and said in a loud voice: "The evil demon organization is a cult, and the teacher is a big illiterate. They escaped through untold hardships to sue the mountain god!"

"Don't worry about joining the organization, come to the mountain temple and surrender, labor reform for a few autumns, happy life every day!"

"God, god, yes!"

Inside and outside the studio: "..."

Yuanzhou: "Very good, you will be the publicity officer of the mountain god from now on."

The Sparrow Demon happily put on the Forbidden Demon Ring, as if he had won some kind of golden job. It also applied to stay in the auditorium with Yuanzhou in order to "collect promotional materials".

Wonju is ready.

After a while, the sparrow demon was surrounded by villagers and invited it to compose a set of lyrics for a new play in the village. The sparrow demon proudly jumped up and down on the heads of the villagers with its chest out, and was honored by them as "Teacher Sparrow". , Seeing the envy of the other two monsters.

"It's better to be educated." They looked at each other and strengthened their determination to get rid of blindness... no, to get rid of the demon organization.

The man behind the scenes: "..."

He glanced at the number of simultaneous online users in the upper right corner of the video, and found that with the spread of the news that "the country recognizes the recovery of spiritual energy", the number of people watching the video has exceeded 100 million, and the official had to set up more than [-] sub-streaming rooms to divert the flow.

That is to say, more than 2 million people heard the phrase "The evil demon organization is a cult, and the teacher is a big illiterate" at the same time!

His reputation, the reputation he had accumulated in the organization for more than ten years, were all ruined by this jingle.

The black man behind the scenes squeezed the corner of the table tightly, gritted his teeth and said, "Ma, sparrow!"

Suddenly, he used too much force and accidentally broke the corner of the table made of walnut. The swivel chair slid backwards, and he sat down on the ground with a "bang".

A four-legged snake "chiliu", which came in from the corner of the wall to report the news, was so frightened that it burrowed into the crack of the wall.

The mastermind behind the scenes snapped the phone on the table to make sure it couldn't see the live broadcast, and then put on the score of the tutor and said, "What are you doing here? Didn't you say don't come here to find me so easily?"

The four-legged snake blinked its eyes, and said softly, "Teacher, it's not good!"

"what happened again?!"

"Fei Yi broke through the seal and escaped!"

"That's it? I knew it a long time ago." The man behind the scenes waved his hand to signal it to get out of here.

Seeing the teacher's calm look, the four-legged snake enviously said: "The teacher really knows everything."

Without waiting for the black hand behind the scenes to indulge in this false worship, it said again: "All the members of the organization we sent to unblock Feiyi were all stunned by it."

"All of them?!" The man behind the scenes darkened his eyes: "Why are you talking about such an important matter now? Are they monsters?"

"The human named Wang Chengwang called the police before he fainted, and the police took him away with our demon, saying that he was reselling the demon."

The four-legged snake, who escaped because of its small size, opened its ignorant eyes and asked, "Teacher, how did he know that we are demons? What should we do now?"

The man behind the scenes: "..."

Who can he blame?If he wanted to blame it, he had lost half of his organization's members in the Golden Thorn incident, so he could only divide the weasel and chicken, cat and mouse, snake and sparrow into a group for missions, and even sent the octopus demon to the mountain.

Let alone the police, anyone who has studied biology knows there is a problem!

What's more, he suspected that the police were also watching the live broadcast!

"Teacher, what's wrong with you, mentor?" the four-legged snake asked anxiously.

"Shut up, don't call me a tutor! From today, the tutor is dead!" said the mastermind behind the scenes viciously.

It seems that he must cut off the relationship between himself and the evil demon organization. Then, who should he ask for cooperation?

After thinking about it, the mastermind behind the scenes cursed passionately: "Wang Chengwang, you loser!"

Whoever cooperates with him is really unlucky!

Locked into the cell phone on the table by the black hand behind the scenes, the live broadcast is still going on.

After the episode brought by the sparrow demon ended, Gu Qingqu stood on the stage and said, "Thank you for the panda's speech. The next item is offering sacrifices to the mountain god."

He took three sticks of incense, shook them lightly, lit the sticks of incense with hot yang energy, and inserted them into the incense burner in the main hall.

There was a moment of solemnity outside the hall, and everyone watched the green smoke curling up into the sky, lingering around the Daqingshan God Statue in front, like a cloud of auspicious clouds guarding the mountains.

They felt a kind of sincere sacredness, especially after witnessing the manifestation of the mountain god just now.

It was as if a god was sitting high in the clouds, watching the ceremony with untainted eyes.

The green smoke gradually rose, then dispersed to the surroundings, and then...

"Uh..." The audience inside and outside the live broadcast room couldn't help rubbing their eyes. If there was nothing wrong with their eyes, the cigarettes continued to spread, forming a line of text.

"Hi everyone, let me just say a few words."

Everyone: "..."

Can't help but look up at the sky——

Such a familiar conversation, can this activity of worshiping the mountain god end before dark?

Fortunately, the mountain god is not a human being, and he doesn't have the habit of procrastinating when leaders speak.

He said two words, that is, two words.

Shanshen: First, the name "Shanshen Temple" is too outdated, which is not conducive to international integration. In the future, it should be renamed "Daqingshan Shemale Harmony Industrial Park".

Second, remove all the chemical plants near Daqingshan!They seriously hurt the IQ of all species in the Daqingshan area, and they are the source of all evils that have caused the decline of Daqingshan to this day!It must be removed!Not one left!

"Uh..." Gu Qingqu felt that the second request of the mountain god was a bit too sincere, and every exclamation mark seemed to be driven to death.

He suddenly had an astonishing guess—the species whose IQ was affected...does the mountain god himself also be included?

The author says:

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