Panda goes down the mountain

Who is the idiot scolding

"Ah Choo!" Suan Yu sneezed in the cage, cursing, "Damn mentally retarded! Which bitch wants to harm Ben Gong?!"

Zuo Wen came to report the situation to Gu Qingqu, and his eyes drifted unconsciously to the birdcage in his hand: "Where did you get this living treasure?"

"Speak the truth."

"Okay," Zuo Wen said, "We joined forces with various sects to set up the Big Dipper Demon Demon Formation at the foot of the mountain. It was originally prepared for prehistoric beasts. Now that the pheasant is cheaper, everyone in the cultivation world appreciates Gu Chu's contribution." , very enthusiastically helped us do drag-net investigations in the mountains, and touched the chicken’s butt hair several times, but she still let her slip.”

"Originally, that's all there is to it, but yesterday that kid from your Tianji Sect, named Lin Jue, intercepted a chicken-feathered letter from the mountain, which was written in a secret language that we couldn't understand.

It looks like it was given to the Evil Demon Organization. I don’t know what the pheasant said on it. Since this morning, the Evil Demon Organization has sent dozens of little demons to harass the Daqingshan area non-stop, and even punch cards with flesh and blood. It brought a lot of trouble to our arrest operation. "

"I discussed it with other people, and someone proposed a method - your star book and the Big Dipper Demon Demon Array are treasures passed down from ancient times, and the borrowed star power is in the same line.

Therefore, they believe that you can "infiltrate" into the formation, use the formation to communicate with the aura around you, act as your own eyes, and find out the pheasant that hides its head and shows its tail as soon as possible, so as to prevent the continuous influx of monsters and cause greater damage to ordinary people nearby. harm. "

"There is only one question now," Zuo Wen said, "Can you do it?"

When he spoke, he stared at Gu Qingqu's face closely, and as long as he hesitated, he would reject the person who suggested this method—it's not just Gu Qingqu who can pant in the whole practice world, and he just fought with a fierce beast a few days ago One time, now it's time to use a lot of spiritual energy again, the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple are not so enslaved, are they bullying people?

"Yes." Amid Zuo Wen's resentment, Gu Qing said.

His tone was neither serious nor serious, as usual, as if these two words were always in front of him for any problem.

Zuo Wen looked back and sighed softly.

People like Gu Qingqu - Gao Shan Yang Zhi.In the eyes of everyone, if he is standing, the sky will not fall.

But in many cases, it is difficult to be an upright person.

Anyway, based on his own experience and ideological realm, Zuo Wen believes that he is only worthy of being a mortal who can be used as a saddle for the leader, and he is far from reaching Gu Chu's state of "not happy with things, not sad with oneself".

"That's fine, I'll reply to them."

On one side, he was thinking about it uncomfortably, while on the other side, the bird monster that Gu Qingqu was holding in his hand shouted: "Gong Xi Fa Cai!"

Zuo Wen lowered his eyes to look at the bird, two pairs of angry eyes collided.

Zuo Wen said smoothly: "Silly bird."

He gave him a sour and disdainful look: "Who is the idiot scolding?"

Zuo Wen: "..."

Sour Yu: "Oh, the silly bird scolded me."

……

"Get out of the way! I must make this stupid bird into a bird meat pot today!" Zuo Wen angrily killed the bird.Was easily suppressed by Gu Qingqu.

"Someone gave it to me, don't recruit it."

Zuo Wen couldn't believe it: "Who can raise such a treasure, wouldn't it be a waste of life?"

Gu Qingqu was speechless.

"Also," Zuo Wen doubted, "Gu Chu, we've known each other for a long time. In my impression, you're not the kind of person who would hurt a colleague's feelings for a bird. What does the person who sent the bird have to do with you?" ?”

Gu Qingqu glanced at him, and there was no trace of "emotional injury" on his face, so he had to pluck a hair from his acid and buttocks, and threw it to Zuo Wen: "Take it away, go to work quickly."

"De Ling." Zuo Wen left happily, staring bitterly at the back of his villain De Zhi, and said viciously: "Your mother..."

Gu Qingqu glanced at it, its beak was knotted, and said: "Your mother's urn is so beautiful!"

……

At sunset, also known as the time of encountering demons, when yin and yang converge and one ebbs and another ebbs and flows, it is the time when the monsters of the alien species are at their strongest.

Jinji had lost a lot of weight compared to the previous two days, and was in a mess, hiding in a cave.

She bit her middle finger, wrote a secret message with blood on the leaf, then plucked a chicken feather from her body and stuck it on the back of the leaf—"Letter with chicken feather, go!"

She has sent more than a dozen such letters since yesterday.

"I don't know if the instructor has received it..." Jinji looked at the light outside the cave, his eyes seemed a little nervous because of nervousness.

There was the sound of leaves outside, and someone was trudging through the woods and said, "Come on, the direction shown by the compass to find the monster is here!"

"Damn human!" Golden Thorn cursed, changed back to the prototype of the golden pheasant, and escaped from the gap on the other side of the cave.

She was running against the wind when suddenly a handful of yellow hair flew in front of her.

Jinji raised his head and sniffed, and said in distaste: "Weasel."

She overcame her racial instinct, caught the weasel fur with her wings, and heard the sound transmission attached to it.

"Hold Gu Qingqu." The sound transmission gave a direction.

Jin Ji was determined, knowing that her mentor hadn't given up on herself, so the members of the organization responded at the periphery of the Big Dipper Demon Subduing Formation. She raised her fighting spirit and flew into the middle of a large group of walking pheasants.

All of a sudden, the flock of chickens was frightened and their feathers flew around.

The few sect disciples who followed closely saw the pheasants fleeing in all directions, and were dumbfounded.

"Which one is just a monster?"

"Kill them no matter what!"

"If you are crazy, they are all second-class protected animals, and you will go to jail!"

"What should I do?"

When they finally calmed down from their panic and used the demon compass to find the direction of Golden Thorn, she had already flown 100 meters away, wrapping the weasel's fur with spiritual power, and sending it away behind her.

The weasel fur turned into a puff of khaki smoke, covering the heads and faces of several young people.

They: "Where are the monsters running! Ugh—"

I really couldn't hold it back, and vomited while holding the tree, and my face turned ashen.

……

"The third team was wiped out..." Zuo Wen leaned against the tree, looked at the group chat on his phone and commented: "Which sect is this disciple? It's too embarrassing."

"I heard that I met a weasel demon, made my own scent glands into magic weapons, and blew them up in their faces," said his deputy team leader.

Zuo Wen: "..."

"There are too many demon routines now, and it's hard to guard against!" The team members next to him sighed in a tone of "preventing telecom fraud".

"Yeah, those children were miserable. I went to the scene to give condolences. It was a stink, and it was all marinated."

The team members had a look of "tsk tsk tsk, it's so miserable".

Zuo Wen was about to ask carefully how to get the taste, when he saw Gu Qingqu approaching from the corner of his eye, he quickly tapped on the tree trunk: "You are not allowed to touch fish during working hours, let me tell you how to judge the escape path of the pheasant demon based on the stench left by the weasel ..."

Gu Qingqu: "..."

He passed by Zuo Wen and confiscated the cigarette from his mouth: "Forest fire prevention."

"I know, I didn't order it." Zuo Wen said, "Oh, by the way, Gu Chu, where's your bird?"

"Give it back to the master."

Gu Qingqu walked over to the eye of the Beidou Fuyao Formation, apparently ready to fulfill his previous promise, Zuo Wen put away "Five Meanings of Weasel Smell", and continued to brag about himself during working hours: "Hey, I said it's also now The children are too fragile, the flowers in the greenhouse, I think when the Special Affairs Office was first established, Gu Chu and I were chasing a skunk that escaped from a pet store in the summer, and we were chasing a skunk that escaped from a pet store. Fart, good guy, the world is pale, the sun and the moon are dark, and I thought there was a gas explosion in a radius of ten miles, so I didn’t change my face..."

The corners of the team members opposite him twitched: "The left team?"

"What?" Zuo Wen took out a new cigarette and put it on: "Listen to me, I didn't change my face just now, I took out the forbidden demon ring with a "click", put it around its neck, and said loudly, "Monster!" Where to run!""

After Zuo Wen finished speaking, he felt that all his team members looked wrong, as if they were suffering from group epilepsy.

He had a bad feeling in his heart.

Gu Qingqu walked past him, smoked the cigarette from his mouth, confiscated the cigarette case by the way, and said: "Then he fainted, I checked afterwards, no wonder his expression didn't change, because he was blinded by the stench. "

The team members twitched from the corners of their eyes to twitches at the corners of their mouths.

Gu Qingqu: "Since then, this comrade who made mistakes has been eating durian and snail noodles for half a year, insisting that the smell on his body is from eating... By the way, I came here specially to remind you of this, those few who were smoked by weasels Dizzy children, put them in the flowing stream, put a few anti-filth charms upstream, otherwise the smell will not go away."

"Understood Gu Chu." The team members responded nonchalantly, and watched him go away with his back standing upright.

Zuo Wen suddenly said: "Why do you think Gu Qingqu knows that the anti-filth talisman is effective?"

Team members: "..."

Don't dare to think. Don't dare to think.

……

Gu Qingqu still had a smile on his face when he sat in front of the array.

He calmed down and sank his consciousness into the formation. The dial of the star book in his hand lit up, and there was a certain echo with the Beidou Fuyao formation in an instant, and seven bright stars lit up in the sea of ​​consciousness.

With them as the center, the consciousness spreads to the surroundings, lighting up the mountains - plants, animals, humans, and spirits. Every individual with spiritual intelligence corresponds to a bright or dark star.

Although he is alone, there are stars in his heart.

The members of the Special Affairs Office defending him saw a soft light blue halo spreading between Gu Chu's brows, making his handsome features seem to be shrouded in clouds.

"Strange." He rubbed his eyes, and felt unstoppable for a moment, like staring at a god in a cigarette.

Gu Qingqu's spiritual consciousness was ups and downs in the sea of ​​stars. He still remembered his purpose. He first confessed to the mountain god, and then looked for the brighter ones among the light spots - excluding the practitioners arranged in the mountains, the rest are him A monster to catch.

The mountain god didn't blame the mortals for their prying behavior. On the contrary, many light blue spots floated from the stars representing the vegetation in the mountains and landed on the consciousness, nourishing the strands that were forcibly pulled out from the sea of ​​consciousness.

The knife-like pain in his mind eased, and Gu Qingqu felt that his consciousness became more condensed, from "torn yarn that was forcibly pulled from a ball of wool" to "torn yarn that was forcibly pulled from a ball of dishwashing brushes". old steel wire ripped from the

"This is too much favor." He was thinking about it, and "overlooked" the entire Daqing Mountain with a clearer view.

Although it was the first time to release his consciousness, Gu Qingqu knew instinctively what he should do. He first separated plants from animals, and then divided animals into birds and beasts. Shapes... Beasts are divided into Artiodactyla, Carnivora, Primates...

It may seem complicated, but it took less than a stick of incense to finish all the work, which gave Gu Qingqu the illusion that "I am a skilled worker". He wrote down the types and locations of the other monsters, and then searched for the monsters that belonged to them in Galliformes. The star of the golden thorn.

"found it."

The author says:

Daqingshan's first demon population census ended successfully.