Panda goes down the mountain

Taoist priests

"Hey, what are you doing? Murder your teammates?" Fu Xiao, the blond boy, blocked Lin Jue's hand from lifting his eyelids.

"Let me see if you have been hit by the magic spell of the target, you are stupid."

"Then it's useless for you to look at my eyes."

"Do you want me to lift your skull?"

It was Fu Xiao's hard talking that convinced Lin Jue that he wasn't lying. He squatted beside him and pointed out in a low voice, "That's right there, by the water. Did you see that?"

Lin Jue: "..."

A look of skepticism about the worldview.

Passing through the dense forest, you can clearly see the black and white buttocks sitting on the rocks. The panda looks like a fisherman, with its legs up and its body leaning against the rocks. There is a leafy tree behind it. Lush young trees serve as parasols.

Lin Jue couldn't help but said, "Pinch me..."

There was a sharp pain in his arm, and he hissed, only then did he realize what a fool he had done, and his face turned red all of a sudden.

Fu Xiao triumphantly said, "I make you not believe me!"

As usual, he would definitely face fierce resistance in this state, but not today.

Lin Jue seemed to be thinking about some world problem, and said in a low voice: "Pandas are bears, even if they are fishing, they should go into the water to catch fish, right?"

Fu Xiao: "Whatever it is, this is something that the Demon Management Committee should study - pandas can become spirits, what else is impossible? Remember to report the situation we discovered today after the mission is over, as the first one to discover panda spirits People, there must be points to get.

Maybe you can follow the seniors of the Special Affairs Office to get in touch with the panda essence.Plus the points for catching the No. [-] target... We must be the first to pass the internship period this year, don't you want to see Fang Ce, Yan Wujiu and the others with their eyes on the top of their heads calling us big brothers? ? "

"Listen to you." Lin Jue had no objection to the beautiful blueprint he drew, and the two left the scene reluctantly after recording the precious video of the panda fishing with their mobile phones.

As he walked, Lin Jue suddenly thought of a very important question: "Pandas without intelligence are already a first-class protected animal in the country. What kind of baby is a panda with intelligence?"

Doesn't it mean that if you want the wind to get the wind, you want the rain to get the rain, you want to be able to pick off the guns of the special affairs boss and use them as bamboo shoots?

The two teenagers looked at each other—envy, envy!

"To be honest, reincarnation is very important, Lao Lin."

"It's so important."

"I haven't touched an automatic pistol with a talisman engraved on the barrel."

……

It's not that Yuanzhou didn't notice the distant gaze, but there was no malice in these two gazes, and the sun was warming his body, so he didn't care, and he didn't even move his butt.

These humans would not be able to discover his true identity, Yuanzhou thought confidently.

The mussels in the stream had moved to the bottom of Zhu Yuguo, and the sunlight cast sparkling shadows on the water waves.

Suddenly, it lifted two shells and jumped out of the water.

Beads of water splashed everywhere, refracting a rainbow in the sunlight.

Inside the shell, as plain as a stone, was a fish with the head of a bird and wings that were part shark's fin and bird feathers.

Just when the bird head fish was about to bite Zhu Yuguo, Yuanzhou flicked the fishing rod.

"Huh la la." Zhu Yu Guo flew across the rainbow, raising a beautiful arc.

The bird-headed fish flapped its wings desperately, finally bit off half of the flesh, and rolled out more than a dozen crystal clear pearls from its wide-open clam shell, like a string of tears.

Then it plunged back into the stream, and landed beside the glistening pearls.

Closing the clam shell resentfully, the squid lay motionless in the stream like a rock.

Very mournful.

The body is hollowed out.

Really fragrant.

——Like a scorpion fish, which originates from excessive water, has a timid character, a hard shell, is very good at camouflage, and can produce pearls and jade in its body.

However, because its shell is too hard and can hide too much, few people have seen the legendary treasure, and even suspect that all of this is fabricated.

Yuanzhou put away his fishing rod, fished out those round pearls from the stream, and knocked on the clamshell: "Thank you, see you later."

"What do you want to eat next?"

Like a squid spitting out a string of bubbles resentfully.

Iron Beast cocked its ears: "I heard that, but next time I need to prepare more beautiful jade and pearls, I need money very much."

"Google."

……

The sun was setting, and in the evening, Yuanzhou returned to the management committee.

Director Lin of the Management Committee is sorting out the materials in the office, and I heard that some time ago, someone from the superior department will come to investigate.

When she saw Yuanzhou, she remembered what she heard today: "Xiaoyuan, Wang Yuan asked you to take over again?"

"Yeah." Yuanzhou lowered his eyes, his soft black hair had a handsome young face, and he looked easy to bully.

Director Lin's eyes softened: "Don't pay attention to him next time, or let him come to me. This kid is relying on his uncle as a high-level investor, and he is restless all day long. We have to teach him a lesson, and we can't let him take care of the entire management. The ethos of the committee has been ruined.”

Yuanzhou nodded to show his understanding. He shook the pearls in his pocket, with unconcealable happiness in the corners of his eyes and brows, and asked Director Lin where he could sell them.

Director Lin smiled, of course he didn't think what Yuanzhou said was true - picked up pearls in the stream?Their place is not a pearl producing area, it is probably beautiful pebbles.

But she didn't want to dampen the enthusiasm of the teenager, so she opened a shopping website and taught Yuanzhou to register a store.

"Except for pearls, anything out of the ordinary can be traded on it."

"Okay, let's choose a name." Director Lin said.

what name should I choose?

The two strands of black hair on the top of Yuanzhou's head shook, and he had an idea——

"It used to be the rolling shop."

It was originally Qingling's surname.

Gun Gun is his nickname, given by Qingling, it sounds nice and easy to remember.

Director Lin entered the name, and the store was officially established. She also helped Yuanzhou apply for the website's support policy for users in poor mountainous areas.

"The next thing is to put the products on the shelves. You can make them yourself, can you?"

Yuanzhou nodded. After Director Lin left, he stayed in the office and took many photos of Pearl up, down, left, and right.

Post these photos on the product introduction page, and make a plain text description——

"Freshwater pearls are produced in the Daqingshan River, which is full of aura. They are extracted from the clam shells that have survived for more than a thousand years. Using them directly can enhance eyesight, and eating them after grinding them has the effect of curing diseases, eliminating disasters, and beautifying the skin."

"Good quality and low price, suitable for all ages. The quantity is limited, buy it as soon as possible."

pricing...

Thinking about the [-] million daily cost of raising a mountain, Yuanzhou offered the bone fracture price——

"Great opening promotion, 1 yuan per piece!"

After finishing these, he closed the webpage and waited for the buyers to come to his door. According to Director Lin, the first order of business is usually the most difficult, and one should maintain sufficient patience.

What Yuanzhou didn't know was that because the shopping website happened to be doing a rural poverty alleviation column recently, and his newly established small online store was officially recommended by the Daqingshan Reserve.

Therefore, it was selected by the system and placed in the recommended area, alongside many shops selling agricultural products.

Among a group of high-quality and cheap dried sweet potatoes, preserved fruits, grains, and mountain products at two or three yuan a catty, the price of the only item in the "Yuan Gun Gun Gun Shop"—freshwater pearls—was so outstanding that it quickly disappeared. Get on a forum with a lot of traffic.

【Shock!top secret!Quick look and delete! ! A pearl worth 1 yuan looks like this! 】

[The shocking body is understood by the landlord. 】

[Before I came in, I thought it was Australian white, Nanyang golden pearl or Tahitian malachite green, but it turned out to be freshwater pearls produced by the farm. I admire the courage of the store. 】

[A pearl worth 1 yuan is produced in the body of a thousand-year-old river mussel. Can this kind of cowhide be blown out?The listing review of a certain treasure is really getting less and less rigorous. 】

[The product introduction page also said that it is high-quality, cheap, and discounted. I want to see how thick-skinned the owner is. 】

[The funniest thing is that the advertising page of this poverty alleviation zone clearly says "Agricultural products are slow to sell, please help us". Do you regret it? 】

[To be honest, letting this kind of bottomless hype store enter the poverty alleviation zone will only consume the sympathy of the public and damage the credibility of the website. In the end, it is the farmers who need help who are really hurt.For this kind of misleading behavior, the website must give corresponding punishment measures. 】

[I think the shopkeeper entered the wrong price, so keep an eye here to see when he changes it. 】

……

[Two hours have passed, and the shopkeeper still hasn't discovered his mistake...]

[Why did this post get posted again? y1s1, isn't the origin of pearls the most questionable thing?Daqingshan is in the northwest of my country, and it is not a pearl producing area at all. Where did the pearl mussels come from?Don't you use plastic beads to deceive people? 】

[It makes sense...then the behavior of this store is even worse!Hype, selling counterfeit goods, not correcting mistakes - let's report black shops together, so that more people will not be deceived! 】

Yuanzhou only learned pinyin and computers after he went down the mountain. He was very slow in setting up the products, and it was already late at night when he finished everything.

There is a small red box in the lower right corner, which shows that there are 999+ messages, but he just used the background and is not very skilled in operation, so he accidentally cleared them all.

"Uh..." Yuanzhou felt like he had done something wrong, and his ears were drooping. He sent Director Lin a WeChat message, asking her what to do.

"It's okay." Director Lin comforted: "You have just established a store, and there are not many customers who will come to consult, mainly spam."

Yuanzhou nodded, and at this moment, a new message popped up in the lower right corner——

"Garbage store, brainless hype, I wish you to burn yourself as soon as possible!"

Yuanzhou: "..."

Sure enough, it's spam.

But seeing that this was the first message he received since he opened the store, Yuanzhou replied slowly with his paw: "I don't sell garbage, nor do I sell roasted seeds and nuts."

Enter.

"Uh..." "Read" was displayed on the opposite side, but for some reason, there was no reply for a long time.

Yuanzhou thought for a while, and politely said: "Thank you. I also wish you to fry yourself as soon as possible."

Although he didn't know what it meant, but Qingling once taught him that if he didn't know the etiquette of human beings, just follow suit.For example, when others say "goodbye", you also say "goodbye", and when others say "thank you", you also say "thank you".

Wonju has always executed well.

There was another "..." on the opposite side for a while, feeling that I was being subtly ridiculed, I held back my fire for a while and wanted to fight back, only to find that - "You have been blocked by the store".

In the office, Director Lin worriedly thought about Yuanzhou, "Someone sent you spam messages? Block him directly, don't talk to him."

Yuanzhou: "Oh."

He took his hands off the keyboard, turned off the computer, and prepared to run the store tomorrow.

At this time, the sky was completely dark, and Daqingshan only left a faint shadow in the dark night sky.

The reserve was extremely quiet at night, and the howling of some wild beasts could be faintly heard, making the overlapping deep mountains a little scary.

This is indeed the case - as mentioned in the induction training of the forest rangers, there are many undeveloped areas in Daqingshan.

Even trained forest rangers cannot enter those places casually during the day, let alone late at night.

Yuanzhou glanced in the direction of the mountains, and countless bright stars were reflected in his eyes.

He was about to turn around and go back to the dormitory when he suddenly turned his head.

In the cool night wind, there was an obvious demonic aura, as well as human spiritual power, and even a scent of incense ash from burning spells.

The demonic aura is filthy and bloody.

——Is this an evil monster, or an evil monster that only ate a lot of people.

Yuanzhou has seen a lot of Taoist priests collecting demons thousands of years ago, but this is the first time he has seen them after waking up. He walked out of the yard curiously, wanting to see how Taoist priests now collect demons.