Scumbag's love robbery

Time tilt is counted again

On this day, Suili Shangshen drove to Xiaoxian Shi Qing's cave on a cloud, and said face to face: "Shi Qing, do me a favor."

"What's the matter?" Shi Qing Xiaoxian was tending flowers and plants, upon hearing this, she hurriedly stopped her work, performed a cleansing technique, cleaned herself up, and led Suoli Shangshen to sit down on the guest seat.

Sui Li said: "Du Yuan envoy Kan Shen Xiaoxian under Du Jiesi's jurisdiction, do you know?"

"Isn't that the scumbag fairy? He's quite famous, why mention him?" As he spoke, Shi Qing picked up the tea set on the table and started to make tea.He is lazy and poor by nature, confiscated, and can't afford to raise a boy, so he has to do all the trivial things by himself.

"He is in seclusion, and he is going to advance to the immortal monarch. His seclusion will take thousands of years to say the least. He has gone to seclusion, and Du Yuanshi has no one to do this job, but there are still many immortals waiting for the lower world to experience the situation As for Jie, I feel that you are also idle when you are idle, why don't you take over for him for a period of time, okay?"

Shi Qing Xiaoxian asked curiously: "The Du Jie Division is not under your control." If you want to find a substitute, shouldn't the Fairy Zhang Division come forward?

Sui Li Shangshen chuckled, and said: "When I went through the tribulations in the lower realms, I owed favors to Fairy Zhang Si, so I had to help her find someone to take the post."

Duyuan Envoy is not a flattering job, he is an official scumbag sent by the Heavenly Court to destroy the love of gods and immortals.

To be honest, slag Qingyuan is just a work task, and it has nothing to do with Du Yuan as the immortal. It cannot be said that Du Yuan is the scum of the immortal, and the work content is separate from the character of the immortal.

However, to tell the truth, whoever returns from calamities, returns to the heavenly realm, and can have no grievances about crossing the borders of life and death, is a saint.

Knowing that Duyuan Envoy was just sent by the heavens to help him survive the catastrophe, the gods still have some resentment towards Duyuan Envoy, and they always like to call "Duyuan Envoy" face to face, with a bit of joking behind their backs. It is called "Zha Xian".

It is also hard for Xiaoxian Kanshen to work in this position for 10,000+ years. What is even more rare is that Xiaoxian Kanshen can not face the cynicism and sarcasm of those gods who have been scumbed by him. Changing color without beating heart, coping calmly, taking it easy, his nerves are so strong that ordinary people can't imagine.

"Ha, it's no wonder that I can't find someone to take over for an errand that offends others." Shi Qing sneered softly, and said lazily, "No, I'm not free."

He is cultivating a kind of fairy grass. This fairy grass is useless, but it is very difficult to feed.He is working hard to grow it.He doesn't care about the value and use of jelly grass, but enjoys the process of "studying with heart" and the inner feelings and epiphanies brought about by this process.

After a pause, Shi Qing added: "Even if I'm free, I won't be a scumbag." He's not stupid, why would he do something that offends others?

"You should do me a favor and return the favor of Fairy Zhangsi for me."

Shi Qing refused very simply: "I told you, I don't have time. Whoever owes the cause and effect, whoever is going to end it, don't break me."

Suili Shangshen: "..."

Shi Qing seemed to think of something interesting, laughed, and asked: "Sui Li, you said that when you went through the calamity in the lower realm, you owed favor to Fairy Zhang Si. Could it be that what you experienced in the lower realm was a calamity of love? Come with me!" Tell me, how did Xiaoxian Kanshen scum you?" He looked gloating.

Sui Li didn't expect to be able to be persuaded by just a few words. When he heard the words, he said with a smile: "The few times I went down to the realm, I spent all the catastrophe of the heart demon. If you join the job, maybe I will I will go to the lower realm to cross a love calamity."

He looked at Shi Qing with a smile, and said, "Do you want to scum me? You can do whatever you want, and I don't blame you." After tens of thousands of years, I haven't been able to become a scumbag. Do you want to try?"

There are quite a few Shangxians in the heavens, and there are only a dozen or so Shangshen in total, which is too rare.

Sui Li's smile is obviously very warm and friendly, but Shi Qing inexplicably feels that Sui Li exudes an invitation of "Come on, come and scum me".

Shi Qing couldn't help shivering, and quickly waved his hands: "No! This kind of good thing, you wait for Immortal Kan Shen to come out."

Just as he was talking, the fairy spring water boiled, Shi Qing took out a tea pot, picked up a few tea leaves, threw them into the pot, and brewed the tumbling fairy spring.Then he handed the tea pot to Sui Li, and said, "The Ten-Flying Smoke branch you gave me is easy to plant, and it's not difficult. It's only 3000 years old, and it can already be used to make tea."

Shifang Feiyan could be successfully transplanted into his own cave by Shi Qing. Hearing the news, Sui Li was not surprised, and said with a smile, "This is a famous tea from the heavens."

Shi Qing took it for granted: "The tea taste of Shifang Feiyan is no different from that of ordinary Feiyan. It is just that it grows slowly and produces less, which makes it a rare thing. Wait for a few thousand years, and I will divide the tea tree into a few more branches. , the output will naturally go up." Then, he took out a few small tea canisters and threw them to Sui Li: "This is Shifang Feiyan that I have made for hundreds of years, if you like to drink it, take it."

Sui Li put away the tea pot unceremoniously, and continued to seduce from another angle: "Although the position of Du Yuanshi is a bit offending. However, every time you complete the task, the merit and cultivation you get are far higher than other positions. You Don't try? Shi Qing, you have already ascended more than 1..."

Shi Qing interrupted: "Stop, stop! I know, I know, I have been ascended for more than 1 years, and I am still a fairy. Many people who ascended after me have advanced to the rank of fairy."

He sighed and said, "Sui Li, don't whisper this in my ear all day long, okay? I'm not in a hurry with my cultivation and celestial power, why are you so anxious?"

"Shi Qing, I'm only worrying about you because I treat you as a friend. You can temporarily take over as a class, get merit, and improve your celestial power. What's wrong? To avoid being bullied..."

"Who dares to bully me with your cover?"

"If I go out on business, I won't be able to take care of you for a while..."

"If you have something to go out, I will stay in my cave and not go anywhere!"

"Maybe there are other gods who come to trouble you?"

"Oh!" Shi Qing didn't care anymore: "There is a magic circle that you bless outside my cave, who can break in? You just have to worry about it."

With such a heartless, confident and fearless look on Shi Qing's face, Sui Li really had nothing to do with him, so he had to change the subject: "Over the years, demons have invaded more and more frequently..."

"Heavenly Demon Invasion, Didn't you have the gods and gods to fight? No matter how bad it is, there are gods and gods carrying it. In short, it's nothing like my little fairy. What does it matter if my fairy power is high or not?"

The Heaven Realm is also based on seniority. This "qualification" does not refer to age and qualifications, but to cultivation.

With the cultivation base, one can step by step from a young immortal to an immortal monarch, and from an immortal monarch to a superior immortal.With the improvement of the immortal rank, one can improve one's status in the heavenly court, gain more respect, and have a greater right to speak in the heavenly court.

Correspondingly, the higher the immortal rank, the greater the power and responsibility.In the heavens, whenever an accident occurs, the immortals often need to take the lead.

The little fairy who has just ascended to heaven, is just like the schoolboy who just learned to walk, struggling to move forward. He needs to work hard to improve his cultivation and improve his immortal rank in order to earn a place in the heaven.

Shi Qing relied on the protection of Sui Li Shang God, Leng Shi was idle, playing wantonly in the heavens for more than ten thousand years, his cultivation was stagnant, and he was still in the state of ascending.

For some reason, Shi Qing's reputation of being a stagnant cultivation base has spread throughout the heavens, and she has become a role model for everyone to ridicule.

However, Shi Qingdao is very open-minded, he doesn't care if others laugh at others.

Sui Li nodded solemnly: "I believe it."

This was nonsensical, Shi Qing asked: "What do you believe? Believe that I won't be promoted?"

"Everyone says that you cultivated the path of dandyism and ascended, which is probably true."

Shi Qing gave a "cut" sound: "You don't know what way I cultivate? Still believe in other people's nonsense? You have a brain."

The corner of Sui Li's lips curled up, and he said with a smile: "You have brought all the dandyism from the lower world up, so I can't blame others for suspecting that you are a dandy."

Shi Qing didn't want to pay attention to these gossips, picked up the tea pot, drank two cups, handed a cup to Sui Li, and sipped the tea quietly.

Seeing that Shiqing didn't speak, Sui Li changed the subject, and continued to persuade: "You have been ascending for more than 1 years, and you don't want to go down to see the world? Take a temporary class and go down to have fun."

"I don't want to. Let's grow the grass jelly first."

"The lower realm is very fun, there will be many novelties..." Sui Li continued to lure.

"Not interested. Let's grow the grass jelly first."

……

The reason for the persuasion was baldness, and Sui Li failed to persuade Shi Qing Xiaoxian to join the job, but he was determined to persuade Shi Qing.

Ever since Shi Qing flew up, Sui Li has been doing his best to wait for Du Yuan.

Originally, according to Kan Shen Xiaoxian's aptitude, in another 3 years, he would not be able to touch the way to break through the fairy.

It was he who secretly spent a lot of natural resources and treasures to help Kanshen Xiaoxian touch the breakthrough path and go to retreat and advance after 1 years.

Therefore, Sui Li persuaded unwillingly: "One day in the sky, one year in the mortal world, and one hundred or eighty years in the lower realm. In the sky, it is only 80 or [-] days. You should go to the lower realm for a vacation. The experience in the lower realm may make you feel better." You gain inspiration, expand your thinking, and when you come back, maybe you will naturally think of the method of cultivation, so don’t waste your efforts in cultivating fairy grass.”

"Hmm..." Shi Qing hesitated for a moment.

Random thoughts: If you refuse again, I will impose economic sanctions!

At this time, the reason why Qing Xiaoxian was able to live a leisurely and free life in the heavens was that Suili Shangshen not only provided shelter, but also provided abundant resources.

If Shi Qing wanted something, he went directly to Sui Li's Qing Sui Palace to get it.If there is no Qingsui Palace, Suili Shangshen will send people from all over the world to look for it.

A fairy said with a sour taste that Qing Sui Palace was almost emptied by Shi Qing Xiaoxian.

In fact, this is really too much to worry about.

Shi Qing Xiaoxian just likes to indulge in the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, reciting poems and tasting wine, cooking tea and planting flowers, running dogs and cockfighting and other mundane chores, and often asks Sui Li for some rare materials. Many artifacts, fairy artifacts and other utensils are completely unattractive.

This time, Sui Li Shangshen was determined to persuade Shi Qing Xiaoxian to join him as Du Yuan Envoy, even if he used such a strong method as cutting off the supply of resources.

Shi listened to Sui Li's advice to go down to the lower realm for a vacation, and to change his mind. He thought it was a good suggestion, thought about it for a while, and said, "Then... go down and play?" I have a new idea.

Sui Li: "..." Sure enough, the key to successful lobbying is to do what he likes, and Sui Li secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

Thus, Shi Qing Xiaoxian became the new Du Yuan Envoy.However, in Shi Qing's heart, he was just a substitute.

Du Yuanshi is under the jurisdiction of Du Jiesi.

The Transcending Tribulation Division is in charge of the affairs of the immortals in the lower realms, and the immortal envoys who assist the immortals in the lower realms are collectively referred to as the Transcending Tribulation Commanders.

The tribulation-crossing envoys can be subdivided into cross-heart envoys, demon-exiting envoys, desire-exiting envoys... and so on. Everyone has their own duties, and each has its own tribulation.Among them, the Envoy of Duyuan is in charge of crossing the catastrophe of love.

A few days after Xiaoxian Shiqing joined the job, Xiaoxian Duanmu, a handyman under the seat of the head of Dujie, came to Shiqing's cave and presented a jade slip, saying that a fairy is going to go to the lower realm to experience the tribulation of love. According to the time shown on the jade slips, Du Yuanshi took the jade slips to Luoxiantai and waited for reincarnation in the lower realm.

The difference between Luoxiantai and Banxiantai is actually very far.

Luoxiantai is mainly used for immortals to reincarnate in the lower realm. It is a regular way for immortals to descend to the realm. It does not remove the marrow and bones, and does not take away the godhead and immortality. After death in the lower realm, the body can pass through the ascending platform and return to the heaven.

And Baxiantai is an immortal who has made a major mistake and is exiled to the lower world. When they are pushed down to Baxiantai, they will be deprived of their essence and bones by the magic circle of Banxiantai. The records were destroyed so that they could not return to heaven.

There was nothing left and right, Shi Qing went to Luoxiantai early, and was bored waiting, when Shi Ting heard someone call from a distance: "Shi Qing." But he saw Sui Li coming in the clouds, and asked: "Would you like to come here?" Underworld?"

"Yes." Shi Qing took out the jade slip and shook it: "The hour is almost here. Sui Li, did you come here specially to send me to the lower realm?"

"Well, I just heard the news." Sui Li said attentively: "When you go down to the realm, just scum that fairy, complete the task, you can get a lot of merit and cultivation..."

But Shi Qing didn't like to hear these words the most, so he rolled his eyes and interrupted: "Hmph! I don't care about meritorious cultivation?"

Sui Li hurriedly changed his words: "Oh, then you have a lot of fun in the lower realm, so have fun and have fun."

"Suili, you said that after I was reincarnated in the lower realm, do you still remember why I descended to the lower realm? Could it be that I can't find that immortal lord who has gone through a lot of calamities?" Shi Qing still didn't quite know how Du Yuanshi started his work.

"Don't worry, Fairy Zhangsi has already arranged your fate chart in the lower realm, you will definitely meet that Immortal Lord of Tribulation... and then, there will be a big bang."

"Then do I still remember what happened in the heaven?" This question is the most critical.

Sui Li said: "This... I guess, maybe, probably, almost... Well, that..."

Shi Qing suddenly understood, felt annoyed, and said angrily: "Sui Li, you dare to coax me!" If after being reincarnated in the lower realm, he doesn't remember anything about the heavenly realm, then why not take a vacation!

That is to do it all over again!

Sui Li persuaded in a good voice: "You went to the lower world to play and changed your mind. Maybe you will find a way to grow fairy grass when you come back."

Shi Qing went into a rage on the spot: "Sui Li, in order to repay favors, you talk nonsense, coax me to be a scumbag, and jump into the fire pit! You, you, you are shameless, you are obscene, you sell your friends for glory..."

It was the first time for Sui Li to be pointed at his nose and scolded as shameless and obscene. He didn't know whether it was shock or annoyance, he couldn't recover, and stared blankly at Shi Qing who suddenly changed his face.

At the moment of stalemate, the heavenly general on Luoxiantai said: "Little Immortal Shi Qing, the time has come, it's time to reincarnate in the lower realm."

Shi Qing quickly hugged Sui Li tightly, and shouted: "I won't go down, I won't be a scumbag, find someone else! Sui Li, tell them quickly, I won't go down!"

It's time to reincarnate, and the arrow is on the string, who cares about Shi Qing's repentance, comes forward, three times, five divisions, tore Shi Qing from the body of the follower, and forced it into the eyes of Luoxiantai. Persuading: "Xiaoxian, once you encounter the lower realm, it will take a maximum of one hundred and eighty days, and it will pass in a blink of an eye. Don't make jokes."

Shi Qing desperately grabbed Sui Li's hand and yelled, "Sui Li, pull me up, or I'll never end with you!"

Sui Li stretched out his right hand, and pressed a Tian Zezhu into Shi Qing's left wrist.

Shi Qing only felt a scorching pain from his left wrist, the pain made him almost let go, and shouted angrily: "What are you doing? Quickly pull me up!"

Sui Li warned: "Shi Qing, go down, cherish yourself." Then, Shi Qing grasped his fingers tightly and broke them apart.

Shi Qing yelled furiously while flying, "Sui Li—" His figure disappeared from the sight in an instant.

Sui Li stood beside Luoxian Terrace, lost his mind for a while, then turned around and went to Du Jie Division.

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