What to do when dating a gloomy roommate online

Isn't that picture the painting in Qi Yuechen's room? !

"Well... I can use alcohol," no matter how reluctantly, the lie must be corrected.Yu Zhong replied pretending to be calm, "Thank you for reminding me."

"You're welcome." Qi Yuechen stared at Yu Zhong's looming pattern hidden under Yu Zhong's back collar with great interest, and responded like teasing a cat.

He let go of his hand, and Yu Zhong turned around hesitantly, only to find that the other party had withdrawn from behind him.

"That's right," Yu Zhong clumsily made up a reason, "That boy harassed me before, and wanted to teach him a lesson...so I bought tattoo stickers, which have a deterrent effect."

Qi Yuechen leaned on Chen Zhihao's bedpost, with a look of laziness that Yu Zhong had never seen before, "Harassment means," he paused, and changed to a more tactful expression, "sexual harassment?"

Yu Zhong understood the word.Unexpectedly, the other party suddenly changed the subject and told the truth, even in a very relaxed everyday tone. He froze for a moment and didn't answer for a while.

In Qi Yuechen's eyes, his reaction was equivalent to acquiescence.The figure of the boy crouching on the ground with pimples flashed past his mind, and Qi Yuechen snorted slightly with disdain, "It's too light."

"If it was me," he raised his lips carelessly, but there was no smile in his eyes, "cut off his hand, let him poke his eyes blind, and write confession words on his body dipped in blood .”

"What?" Qi Yuechen's voice was very soft, and Yu Zhong couldn't hear the second half of his sentence clearly, but he caught some scary words in the blur, and he doubted his ears.

"It's nothing, I'll just send him to the police station instead." Qi Yuechen raised his eyelids and glanced at him, then restored his normal voice and spoke innocently, "Of course I won't mess around in a society ruled by law."

After speaking, he straightened up and smiled gentlemanly at Yu Zhong.

"Okay." Qi Yuechen's expression was too normal, as if the moment of gloom was just an illusion of Yu Zhong.Without thinking about it, he went under his bed to get the toiletries. The other two roommates didn't have the habit of putting them in the bathroom. It's too much, I can't hold it back and start."

"Practiced before?" Qi Yuechen looked at him from the side.

Yu Zhong knew what the other party was referring to, so he replied evasively, "I have a sister who owns a bar for several years, and it was quite chaotic in the early years."

"You help her with work?"

"No, I take her home every day." Yu Zhong tore off the packaging film on the newly bought facial cleanser, his voice was muffled, "Sometimes in the past, when customers made troubles, I would help them out."

"I can't see that you are so good at fighting," Qi Yuechen's tone became more interested, "Is it true that you can drink well?"

Anyway, what should not be seen was seen by the other party. Yu Zhong took off his glasses, turned his face and stared at Qi Yuechen expressionlessly, and gave up on himself, "Well, I can drink a dozen if you are like this."

The other party looked like a frail scholar, and he didn't want to drink too much.

"Really," Qi Yuechen raised his lips secretly, his eyes fell on Yu Zhong's face calmly, and suddenly felt that his roommate might be more suitable for contact lenses, "We'll wait and see."

Yu Zhong shook his head, and carried the bath basket to the bathroom.His bath basket is actually a light pink color that is rare among boys, which looks a little funny in Qi Yuechen's eyes, but it doesn't seem to violate harmony with his master.He turned his back to Qi Yuechen and muttered in a low voice, "I don't like drinking."

Qi Yuechen looked at his back and said leisurely, "Do you need help?"

Yu Zhong staggered when he heard Qi Yuechen say lightly, "You can touch your back, can I wash it for you?" and almost lost his footing.He blushed and raised his voice, feeling like there is no silver 300 taels here, "Thank you, no need!! I can do it myself!!"

Then he quickened his pace, met the calm eyes of the people behind him, and ran into the bathroom to lock the door as if fleeing.

Hot water was rushing to wash away the dust on Yu Zhong's body.He rinsed his hair against the water flow, and the scenes that happened just now were still in his mind, and he gradually realized: Was Qi Yuechen joking with himself just now?

In other words, Qi Yuechen was like a different person.

It starts with the other party prying into their own secrets.

There is no longer that feeling of alienation and indifference, but it seems a little cloudy and uncertain, as if... it is even more difficult to see through.

He rinsed himself hastily, and stayed in the bathroom for a while after coming out of the bathing area. He poured out a small half of the alcohol in the bathroom, pretending to be used, and finally checked the long-sleeved pajamas he was wearing in the mirror. Without revealing any flaws, he tidied up his collar and tiptoed out of the bathroom.

Fortunately, no one was in the dormitory.Qi Yuechen seemed to have gone out, the door was wide open, Yu Zhong glanced inside curiously, and found that besides common furniture such as desks and beds, there was actually a huge drawing board facing the window.

He couldn't see the paintings hanging on the drawing board from this angle, and Yu Zhong had no intention of prying into the privacy of the other party. Just as he was about to look away, he suddenly saw a framed painting against the wall on the floor facing the door, in a corner. Horror paintings.

It was a slender person, no, maybe it was not a person.It has no eyes, no hair, no nose, just like a skeleton that has lost its main organs. The "face" has only a mouth full of fine teeth, which is wide open, as if smiling, or maybe... to show The prey it has just swallowed deep in its throat.

It is curled up in the darkness, with the skeleton of the priest crawling behind it in the dim light. The painting looks eerie and weird.

Although this thing has no eyes, Yu Zhong seems to feel that it is looking at him. In the silence, it seems that something is whispering in his ear.

A trace of coldness rose from his back, and fear spread along his spine to his limbs.Yu Zhong took a step back and shook his head violently, trying to dispel that fear.

Why did Qi Yuechen put such an underworld thing in the room...

Yu Zhong wanted to cry but had no tears.He was afraid of ghosts since he was a child, although he knew that this thing was imagined by people.It doesn't matter how dangerous the person is, just beat him up.However, does this illusory fear require him to beat the air?

He silently recited the 24-character amulet of prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony in his heart. Yu Zhong went straight to bed regardless of his half-wet hair, wrapped himself in the quilt and turned up the temperature of the air conditioner. There are dozens of funny videos on the Internet.

However, the cheerful laughter did not warm his frightened heart.

When Chen Zhihao entered the dormitory, he heard that the atmosphere was so festive, and he was a little dazed for a moment, almost thinking that he was in his hometown shopping mall, "Chinese New Year?"

Yu Zhong poked his head out of the bed tremblingly, "I'm a little scared."

Chen Zhihao pulled the chair aggressively, and began to search for things, "What are you afraid of, have you watched ghost movies?"

"Yeah." Yu Zhong didn't mention Qi Yuechen, subconsciously, he felt that maybe it was something Qi Yuechen didn't want others to know.

Chen Zhihao squatted on the ground, not aware of the hesitation in Yu Zhong's tone, "Haha, call me next time, I'm not afraid, I really like watching it."

Yu Zhong turned off the music app and climbed down from the bed, opened the milk powder can, and began to mix the milk.

Drink something to calm down.

"If you're still afraid," Chen Zhihao finally found what he was looking for, it seemed like a book, "I'll sing you a song to make sure that the evil spirits will disperse, and have a good dream tonight."

Yu Zhong picked up the kettle and began to make milk, while nodding cooperatively, "You sing."

"Come on!" Chen Zhihao picked up a guitar from the corner, stepped on the chair with an arrogant expression, "Master, what song do you want to listen to? Just order it."

Yu Zhong was amused by the exaggerated appearance of the other party, coughed lightly, "Whatever. You are good at it."

"Then there is a song that everyone has heard, Jay Chou's <All the Way North>."

Yu Zhong had indeed heard this song.Childhood memories, he watched the movie, but in the past few years, when people mentioned the original movie, they always mentioned a stalk, "I have a sexy swimsuit"... In short, it is full of slots.

Of course, the song is quite nice, and almost all young people have heard it.

"Please." Yu Zhong smiled softly, looking forward to it.

Chen Zhihao settled his posture, began to nod rhythmically, and plucked the first overtone.Then the body swayed, sweeping out the rhythmic prelude.

His fingertips are very dexterous, and it feels like he can play the original song with a guitar. Many important notes are not missed. It can be seen that his fingerstyle skills are very deep.Unconsciously, Yu Zhong straightened his waist and put on a posture of listening carefully.

"The world in the rearview mirror..."

And his expectation ended at the moment when Chen Zhihao opened his mouth.

This song.

I really don't know how to describe it.

How can you sing out of tune and go to outer space while playing a beautiful piece of music steadily in your hand? ?

The key is that this person sang with passion, even every hair and beard was exerting force.

Yu Zhong really wanted to say that you were singing in a low voice, but it made me listen to the guitar playing, so I finally held back and persisted until the end of the song.

Chen Zhihao was very confident, he brushed his dreadlocks triumphantly, "How is it?"

"Very emotional." Yu Zhong hesitated for a few seconds, then changed his focus to reply.

"Hahaha, isn't it hard to hear? I'm talking about singing."

Yu Zhong was a little surprised, and couldn't help but said, "So you know that you sing badly."

"I know, I went to the bar to sing, and as soon as I opened my mouth, the boss sent me a red envelope and begged me to shut up. Since then, there has been a beautiful man with a quiet accompaniment in the music industry." , Open your throat to exorcise evil spirits."

Yu Zhong laughed, "Indeed."

This voice is so powerful, Yu Zhong just wants to laugh now.

"Do you want to continue listening?" Chen Zhihao became addicted, ready to move, "You can order more."

"No, no, no," Yu Zhong refused repeatedly.This song should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to hear it a few times in the world. It is enough to listen to it once, "Next time."

"That's good." Chen Zhihao resentfully put down the guitar, "I'm going to take a shower."

Yu Zhong sat back at the desk, put his knees on the edge of the desk, tilted up the chair and swayed slightly, and brushed Weibo leisurely.

The few game bloggers he followed didn't update a few updates, and they finished watching after just a few swipes.Yu Zhong wanted to click on the discovery page, but with a shake of his hand, he swipe right, and slid to the same city recommendation.

The interface was refreshed, and a pale grimace suddenly popped up.

Yu Zhong's heart jumped, his hands shook, and his phone fell to the ground.

The tempered film that broke in the morning has completely turned into a spider web this time.

Help, he might need Chen Zhihao to sing another song to relieve himself.

Yu Zhong held the phone, trembling.

But the next moment, he seemed to realize something.

That picture—isn't that the painting he saw in Qi Yuechen's room ten minutes ago?

The author says:

Yu Zhong (shaking his head): He's just a frail scholar.

Qi Yuechen glanced at him and took off his coat.

Yu Zhong (horrified and envious): Split my abs in half?