The daily life of the river god

After the two climbed up the steps on the second floor, Lu Wenren opened the door of the bedroom under the eyes of the scorpion, walked all the way to the two-meter-wide bed and stood up.

Turning his head to look at the non-human beings slowly coming in at the door, Lu Wenren signaled him to come over.

"Raise your hand and press against the bed rail."

The new river god ordered.

A sneer flashed across Hui's eyes, and he held on to the bed rail with one hand, thinking, do you still think I'll be so moved that I can't stand still?

Lu Wenren waited for him to stabilize himself, took a deep breath and transformed himself.

The sky was dimly bright, and the two were busy going upstairs to do business, so no one turned on the light.

The light coming in through the window dimly shone on the transformed young man in front of him.

The short-haired young man in pajamas just now turned into a young man in Tsing Yi, wide sleeves, long gown, one-horned, and blue eyes in an instant.

Looking at the familiar face in front of him, he stopped breathing.

The next second, the transformed Lord River God scratched the itchy horn on his head, stretched out his arms, spread his left and right hands, and placed them flat in front of the non-human eyes.

"Poor non-human, may I ask if you lost this golden bed, or this silver bed, or this old, rotten bed."

In the center of Lu Wenren's hands, three phantoms of beds appeared.

One was pure gold, one was pure silver, and the other was exactly the same as the bed he slept in.

The non-human being who regained consciousness looked at the stupid river god in front of him with cold eyes, and was interrupted before he could speak.

"Say you dropped a golden bed, hurry up." Lord River God urged.

"Golden bed." Xun wanted to see what other tricks he had.

After the words fell, Lu Wenren, who had turned into a river god, sneered, and wanted to look down on the non-human beings from above, but because his height was not as good as a human being, he could only look up at the other person's face ruthlessly and said: "Stupid non-human beings, how dare you think If you want to deceive the God of the River, I will punish you to only use this dilapidated bed in the future."

A big bed two meters long and wide, appeared from the void with a sound of "Boom!", and smashed behind the two of them, making a loud noise that could be heard even next door.

Lord River God, who succeeded in the spell, let go of his hand on the spot, turned around and ran to the transformed bed, circled around the bed a few times, and after confirming that the spell was correct, he waved again.

"Move this bed to the next door, and you will sleep in this bed from now on. Don't secretly sleep on the chair downstairs. I am not a domineering god, and I will not occupy other people's bedrooms casually."

Riyoushen also said that this is a dangerous non-human, how could such a stupid non-human be dangerous, Riyoushen must have never gotten along with each other, and he doesn't know what a human being is.

He looked at the extra bed in the room, his face was numb, and the guy who still looked like a river god was standing next to him with a righteous face.

The guy lives in his bedroom and sleeps in his bed.

Now, for the sake of his pity, she directly rewarded him with a bed.

Oh, before rewarding this bed, the new river god said to him, stupid inhumans?

Where did he have the face to say this?

He was wrong, he shouldn't have allowed this guy to live two days longer for the sake of this face.

He should have broken this guy's neck right now, and let him swallow that poor non-human, and stupid non-human words back to him!

Lord River God, who was probing on the verge of death again, yawned after working half the night, and changed into the appearance of wearing pajamas again.

In the Tsing Yi wide-sleeved gown just now, the young man with the appearance of a scholar seems to have never appeared before.

"So tired."

He lowered his head and looked at the face that had become as white as paper.

"why?"

Give this guy one last chance, and let Luzhai kill his son if he doesn't answer well.

Lu Wenren yawned, thinking he wanted to ask why he didn't give away the gold and silver beds.

The person who took out the phone opened the memo and handed it to the non-human.

"The second article of precautions in the human world says that it is not allowed to change out of nothing, and the changed things must be paid to human beings at an equivalent value. Now that the price of gold is more than 300 grams, it is so expensive. You have the heart to let me give it to you, and I will give it to you." I can’t afford it. Although the price of silver is cheap, it’s also expensive for such a big bed.”

There is only the bed that I sleep on, furniture stores are everywhere, cheap and easy to use.

The person who handed the mobile phone in front of the other party leaned over to open the personal information column on the mobile phone, and when he saw that his balance was directly reduced by [-], he took a deep breath.

"Do you ever feel that your bed is too expensive?" This bed is not cheap at all!

The red envelopes given by his brothers were instantly reduced by one-third.

He just felt that breaking this guy's neck now must be the best choice he has ever made in his life.

"It's okay for you to move the bed out by yourself? You should be able to do such a small thing as a non-human being?"

Lu Wenren looked at this huge bed, and it looked very heavy.

In his expectant tone, he answered the other party angrily: "No, after all, I am a poor and stupid non-human, how can I move such a big bed?"

Lu Wenren laughed dryly, "That just followed the procedure, I didn't really scold you."

Well, it's not sincere, it's more like intentional.

Anyway, he refused to move the bed by himself.

In the bedroom on the second floor, there was a dead silence for a moment.

The new River God looked at the tall non-human in front of him: "Are you really not good?"

A man can't say no

But Xun looked down at the new river god who was going to drive him out of the bedroom, suppressed his self-esteem, and shook his head firmly, "It really can't."

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Finally, with the cooperation of the gods and non-humans, the two-meter-long and wide bed was finally carried out of the bedroom and moved to the empty room next door.

Lu Wenren, who was so tired that his hands were trembling, only had time to say good night to the non-human beings, and then floated unsteadily to the bedroom next door. Before the door was closed, he fell down on the big bed that was still warm, and fell asleep. passed. .

The waking sun in the sky began to climb slowly, and the bright and bright light shone into the bedroom through the glass windows.

Lord Heshen, who was sleeping soundly on the big bed, looked relaxed and dreamed sweetly.

This time, Lu Wenren fell asleep for three full hours before being woken up again by the phone.

"Hello?" He Shen squinted and opened one eye, groping for the bedside phone and sticking it to his face.

On the other end of the phone, Riyoushen stood at the door of a crying human family, eating deep-fried dough sticks and said to the phone, "Master Heshen, there has been an arrest of non-human beings in your west district, this is Building 2 of Nanhua Community." Room 218, come here and deal with it."

The new River God lying on the pillow opened his eyes suddenly, and the next second he jumped up from the bed, grabbed his phone and walked out.

"You wait, this god will pass by Yu Yan now."

Lu Wenren hung up the phone, changed into clean clothes, washed in a hurry, and ran out the door.

A series of footsteps sounded in the small foreign building, and then the owner of the footsteps opened the courtyard door and ran out.

Jin, who lived in the next room on the second floor, was lying on that brand new big bed, listening to the flustered movements of that person.

Turned over in disgust.

This guy has nothing in common with that person except his face.

Scholar would not have such a frizzy personality, he would make such noises that he was afraid that others would not hear him when he walked.

Lu Wenren had no idea that he was being rejected by others.

After going out, follow the address provided by Riyoushen, and run all the way out.

At the entrance of the second alley, Jiuwei had just left for work when he saw a wind-like figure galloping past him and looked back.

They only had time to see the back of the head of their new river god in the West District.

"Early in the morning, why is he running?" Jiuwei poked his head out of the alley, looking at the direction the other party came from.

It was empty, and no one was chasing after him.

Kyuubi turned around again and looked in the direction the other party ran away just now. Her years of working experience in the neighborhood committee made her decide to catch up to watch the excitement without saying a word.

When Lu Wenren arrived at the location of Riyou Shenshuo, a large group of people had already surrounded the gate of Building 2 of Nanhua Community.

Wearing a half apron for a haircut, and standing in the center of the crowd with soy milk in one hand and deep-fried dough sticks in the other, with messy hair.

"This family always beats children. It's not the first time I've heard of it." After taking a sideways look at the crying parents over there, crowd A covered his mouth with his hand and tried to keep his voice low, which could be heard by all the people present. The voice continued; "Is it really abducted, or ran away from home? It's not certain. In this kind of family with perennial domestic violence, children will run away as soon as they get a chance."

"This is what I said, if you were kidnapped, how could there be so much blood? The kidnappers are selling children, and they wouldn't beat them up like this before taking them away."

Crowd B looked at the blood stains on the two parents, and looked around mysteriously: "It must be that the children were beaten indiscriminately, and they didn't dare to hide after the beating was good or bad, so they called the police and pretended that the children were lost." .”

"Missing the child?"

When Lu Wenren rushed over, he happened to hear the last few characters.

Ri Youshen, who was standing among the crowd and listened with gusto, heard a familiar voice, and saw Lu Wenren standing outside at a glance based on his height.

Hastily lowered his head and took a bite of the fritters in his hand, squeezed out from the crowd, and came to the new River God: "Have you brought your work permit?"

"Bring it." Lu Wenren took out the five-yuan work permit from his pocket yesterday.

"Put it on, let's go in and take a look."

Ri Youshen handed another cup of unopened soy milk to the other party, took out a work card from his pocket, and led them to room 218 where the accident happened.

There are three or four uniformed policemen standing under the second building. Now the second building is not allowed for anyone except residents to enter, and a cordon is pulled downstairs.

Ri Youshen took Lu Wenren with him, and the two of them wore a five-yuan work pass around their necks. They entered the second building directly in front of several security guards.

"Generally, normal cases are resolved by human beings. If there are abnormal cases, our special office will take the lead. I will take you to meet the leaders of the West District in a while.

As the new River God of the West District, if you encounter this kind of thing in the future, they can contact you alone to deal with it. Be careful of the blood under your feet. "Ri Youshen led him up from the stairwell of the safe passage in the community.