The daily life of the river god

The Xiaoyanglou, which had been bustling all night, finally became quiet again.

Standing in the middle of the living room, Jin looked up at the closed bedroom door on the second floor.

In the bedroom on the second floor, the new River God, who had been soaking in the bathtub for a long time, put on clean pajamas, and lay down on the soft double bed relaxedly. God, fell asleep within a few breaths.

He didn't even notice that the door was pushed open from the outside.

The small orange lamp at the head of the bed was still on, and a huge skull skeleton walked into the room without a sound, and walked all the way to the bed, without the person lying on the side sleeping on it not noticing.

Xun stood by the bed, staring at the young man lying on the side of the bed with two huge black eyes.

The black thin quilt was attached to the slender body meticulously, vividly showing the youthful feeling between the boy and the youth. The person lying on the side closed his eyes, and his long eyelashes drooped slightly. His lips were slightly parted, and he was lying here defenseless.

The eyes of the person beside the bed dimmed a bit, and he squatted down to look at this familiar face up close, trying to find the traces of stitches and plastic surgery from the edge.

The non-human who still hadn't found any flaws until the sky was light, got up and left the bedroom quietly.

On the double bed, the new river god who knew nothing and slept soundly, was not woken up until the alarm clock rang.

The river god woke up on the two-meter bed, with a pair of blue eyes open, looking sleepily at the strange room in front of him.

Memories of yesterday slowly come back.

"I'm not at home anymore." He is the new river god now, not the carefree little dragon in the Crystal Palace of the Yellow River.

Downstairs in the corner looking at the gnat in the garden, after a sleepless night, now sitting in the corner looking at the mayfly in the sun: "Go and inquire about Luzhai, including his sons."

The translucent dragonfly-like mayfly remembered his words and flapped its wings to fly to the ninth heaven.

Lu Wenren, who had washed up, came out of the stairwell on the second floor. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the owner of the house sitting on a recliner, looking up at the sky.

Lord River God, who had borrowed someone else's house for one night, looked at this sensible non-human being, and was quite satisfied with the accommodation conditions here.

Therefore, he politely took out his river god seal from his pocket, and walked in front of this kind non-human being.

"poisonous snake."

He lowered his head and looked at the human being in front of him.

Under the sun, that face was more clearly seen than last night, and it made the non-human sitting on the chair unable to look away.

"Take out your hand." Lu Wenren raised his chin, motioning for the non-human to take out the palm in his pocket.

A right hand was taken out of his pocket and placed in front of the new river god, waiting to see what other tricks the other party had.

As long as the other party dares to make a change, there are ten thousand ways to make Luzhai kill his son today.

Even this face is useless.

The new River God didn't know that he was going to have a funeral soon, and after reaching out his hand, he took out the Seal of the River God that he had been holding in his right hand and opened it.

"Crack!" sound.

A red mark was placed in the center of the palm of the 虺.

A golden light flashed on Yin Hong's seal, and it disappeared without a trace in an instant. Only the River God Seal that Lu Wenren held in his hand reminded the two present that what happened just now was not an illusion.

The person on the chair glanced at the palm of his hand, full of evil spirits, and stared coldly at the stupid new river god in front of him: "Explain."

"From now on, if there are non-humans who dare to bully you in the West District, as long as you show this mark, no one will dare to touch you. Are you very happy?" The new River God said in a very desirable way.

Sitting on the chair, the non-human beetle who actually controlled the western district long ago wanted to twist the dragon's neck to show him who the western district really belonged to.

"Come on, take another photo with me."

Lu Wenren took out his mobile phone, tilted his head and stood beside Xun, pointed at the camera, and quickly pressed the shutter.

After taking a photo of the two of them, I opened the family group in the phone and clicked on the location sharing: "I will also send the location here, my brother and they want to know if I have found a place to live."

He squinted at the mobile phone held in the other party's hand, and the screen clearly showed that the other party had opened a group called "Family Love" and posted location information in it.

I came to ask him for his opinion after the post was finished, as if he would not post it if he objected.

False river god!

The non-human who sat quietly on the chair also saw that there were 302 members in the group.

Thinking of the news that Nine-Tailed Fox had inquired about, the former River God Luzhai had produced three hundred dragon eggs in one go, and that old guy was pretty good at laying eggs.

"You take a good rest at home. I'll go out first. I'll find you later to do something."

After stamping the non-human, Lu Wenren went out with his backpack.

He was sitting on the chair squinting at the disappearing imprint on his palm, when he heard the sound of footsteps leaving the courtyard door and immediately returned back the same way.

"poisonous snake!"

The returning figure pushed open the door, looked at the non-human sitting in the corner with his head, raised his hand and smiled brightly after the other party looked over, "Do you have any extra keys for your door?"

He almost forgot that he didn't have the key here yet. Thinking of the speed with which this person opened the door last night, Lu Wenren felt that it was necessary for him to keep a key.

The non-human in the chair looked at the new river god expressionlessly.

Lu Wenren saw the big characters "No Key" from the other party's face, and after a few seconds of distress, he made a new decision: "Then you guard the house, and remember to open the door for me at night."

After speaking, the door was closed again, and a non-human being who didn't agree, support, or object was thrown down, sitting on a chair and detesting this little dragon for the third time.

The new River God who went out there again opened the group that has not been closed.

Since he sent the location in the group, his family members have been inquiring about his latest news.

Retired Uncle: "Three hundred, do a good job. Dad supports you. Under your leadership, the West District will surely reach new glory."

He also sent three photos of him fishing, a palm-sized small fish hanging dead on the fishing rod, next to a photo of a retired Aberby V wearing sunglasses and a sun hat.

Brother: "Remember to take a photo of the residence next time, will that non-human be obedient?"

Good sophomore: "Do you have any money in Sanbai?"

Lu Wenren looked at the bun shop passing by on the street, and the aroma of tea eggs was everywhere, and quickly sent a message to the two brothers on the spot: "Brother report, this non-human is so obedient and obedient, his room is very big, the bathroom It can make my prototype lie in it. Second brother, I want to eat steamed stuffed buns, but I have no money."

Hearing that his younger brother said he had no money, Jiaolong, who was online in the group, showered his younger brother with a unique rain of red envelopes on the spot.

Lu Wenren, who was still desperately ordering red envelopes at the entrance of the steamed stuffed bun shop, hurriedly raised his head and said to the steamed stuffed bun owner, "Here are four meaty steamed stuffed buns."

After ordering, I saw the fragrant tea eggs next to me, and pointed at the eggs: "Two eggs, too."

By the time the owner of the bun shop handed him the breakfast, Lu Wenren had already received nearly a hundred red envelopes in the group.

Taking advantage of the moment when the rain of red envelopes stopped, he quit the group and opened his balance page, looked at the five-digit balance displayed on it, took a few photos of steamed buns and tea eggs on the spot, and sent them to the group.

Sanbai: "Thank you brothers for the red envelopes, I'm going to have breakfast."

Luzhai, who was fishing in the middle of the Yellow River, was quite dissatisfied when he saw the exclusive red envelopes in the group.

Retired Uncle: "How come there are only three hundred red envelopes? What about mine? Send it to me again quickly."

When Lu Wenren saw this passage, he was about to open a red envelope and send a red envelope to the retired former River God, when he saw that his brother 299 was online.

Two ninety-nine: "Three hundred to get a red envelope."

Lu Wenren clicked on the red envelope and replied to the brother: "Thank you brother."

310: "Go to work after receiving the red envelope, remember to eat three meals a day, don't be like @私失阿伯, who has worked part-time in [-] for eight years and hasn't saved enough retirement money. Don't say I am you when you go out, Uncle son."

He would burrow into the ground in shame on the spot and change from a dragon to a loach.

Lu Wenren silently swallowed back what he was about to say, secretly chatted with the furious uncle, sent the other party a red envelope, and then quickly disappeared from the group that had begun to change its name to Wuer Rebellious.

His brothers really like to quarrel with the retired uncle, especially in the past year, the number of quarrels is denser than the scales on his body.

As a weak dragon, he will not participate in such a game that destroys family harmony.

The non-human beings living in the small western-style building had just basked in the sun for less than 10 minutes when they heard the bell outside the small western-style building start ringing crazily again, and at the same time there was a slightly annoying noise.

"Pi! Phen! Open the door."

Lu Wenren rang the doorbell three times, but he didn't hear the door opening inside, so he couldn't help sticking to the crack of the door and shouting for someone inside.

The non-human sitting on the chair was indifferent to the screams of souls.

He is not a door boy, nor is he a subordinate of that little dragon, so why should he call him to obediently go to open the door.

Only ghosts will open the door.

"Strange? Has he gone out?"

The Lord River God, who could not wait outside the door, muttered a few words in a low voice, divided the four buns in his hand into two, hung them on the doorknob together with the two tea eggs, and rushed towards the door before leaving. Seam reminded: "If you are at home, come out and open the door by yourself. I bought something for you and put it on the doorknob."

Sitting on the chair, he quietly listened to the footsteps walking away.

A few minutes later, the person basking in the sun in the corner got up and went back to the room. When passing by the yard, he glanced at the closed courtyard door from the corner of his eye.

sneer.

"A weasel pays a New Year greeting to a chicken, the devil will see what you buy."

He suddenly ran into the West District to be the god of the river, lived in his room unceremoniously, even dared to ask him to guard the house, and now he is asked to fetch things.

It's so noisy, let Luzhai kill his son tonight. .

Five minutes later, a dissatisfied figure stood in front of the courtyard. This person pulled down the translucent plastic bag hanging on the doorknob, and opened the strange bag with a dark face.

"I'll just take a look, if you give me something strange, I'll go out and kill you right now!"

The translucent plastic bag was violently opened, and the steaming steamed bun and two pitch-black eggs smoked by tea appeared in front of his eyes.

Looking at the two jet-black eggs, his face was also dark in the sun.

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